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  • i didnt download it through steam, i put it in steam later as a non - steam game...what do i do? and can i install both "criminal scum" and "you violated the law"?

  • Can you put both of them (Voices) at the same time?

  • Cool. I wish I had a good pc to play skyrim on it. Oh well

  • That cow violated many laws.

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HAHAHAHA

  • Trader: Stop!

    Dova: STOP, You've violated my mom!

  • 37 people are criminal scum. But not the giant. When you can smack people into space, you can do whatever the f*** you want.

  • 36 people violated the law.

  • At the end, it appeared he violated the law...

    (puts on helmet)

    ..of gravity!

    FUS RO DAH

  • i think that it should take over the freezing shout lol

  • Nirnroot chicken?

  • The giant's all like, "FUCK THE POLICE!". XD

  • (to a chicken) STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! i lol'ed so hard

  • it never gets old...

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  • How do you get to the voice clip audio data used in the game?

  • Stop! you violated my mom!!!!

  • @SiLenTCheZ846

    And it was glorious. 

  • @john129flip whats the name of the vid that does those voiceovers

  • But... there is one he fears....

    In his tongue, he is Imperial Guard...

    TOWN GUARDIAN!

    STOP-RIGHT-THERE!

  • Lmfao I love how you yelled at the merchant after stealing something from him xD

  • WAIT A MINUTE... bargonian ale? i tough bargonians were a myth :3, oh well, bargonian adventures are fun as shit

  • 1:05 he resisted arrest

  • STOP ! *wash pahhh * flying in mid air XD

  • if you want to make a mod that people will download, make a high pitch fus ro dah. i use a female argonian with a modded save on my xbox just to spam that shit, it cracks me up everytime.

  • how do i install to xbox?

  • This made me look up the imperial guard song again. I lol'd at this.

  • 00:42

    DragonBorn:*stole golden claw*

    merchant: stop!!

    DragonBorn: STOP!!!!, you violated the law.

    i lold so hard xD.

  • someone needs to make a Cole Train "WOOOOH!" shout

  • good thing the guards cant do that XD

    

  • You need to make an Adoring Fan one!

  • lol this is funy :D

    

  • so THIS is why I paid for skyrim with my blood

  • stop! STOP! you violated the law.

  • that's the only sentence I hear playing elder scrolls

  • Lol,in morrowind if u hit some1,they kill u ^_^

  • FUS ROH DA+STOP RIGHT THERE=THIS

  • This made me LOL. Favorited!

  • @john129flip I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS-

  • Then pay with your blood!

  • I want to delete this mod but i cant find it. been deleting a lot of files from my skyrim root directory and still doesnt go away. HELP !

  • @Seen247 why would you want to delete this anyway? are you violating the law?

  • @Seen247 Doesn't Skyrim have a launcher in which you can remove data files? If not, back up /You/My games/Skyrim/Saves and reinstall.

  • @Seen247 it may be a good idea to use the Nexus Mod Manager if you are running a lot of mods, that way it is easy to add and remove them. If this acrhive is packaged properly, it should work instantly with the manager

  • "Stop!"

    "STAWP!! Yu violated th' law!"

  • You should have paid the fine

  • new suggestion... you BETRAYED THE LAW

    *LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

  • STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. hahah nostalgic memories ;D

  • hah fun ^^

    

  • Oh, and I know you can't upload this to Nexus, but could you at least upload it on your tumblr? I need this in my life. lol

  • I laughed so hard I started hiccuping.

    It's suddenly clear to me why I got Skyrim for PC.

  • hey do u know how to delete it aswell?

  • Quick question, How did you manage to change the text in game... I'd love to play my game like that. Yes I'm playing it on a PC haha

  • STOP! you've violated the la-

    FUCK DA POLICE

  • every guard in oblivion was dragonborn.

  • *steals helmet*

    "Stop-"

    "Stop! YOU violated the law!"

    lol, you steal the helmet and he is the one that violated the law :P hahahaha.

  • Poor cow! you bastard!

  • Is there any way to get rid of this mod once its installed without reinstalling the game?

  • i geeked my shit though this whole vid.. the cow was the best.

  • HOLY FLYING COWS ... Batman!!

  • The Giant resisted arrest.

  • *Steal Iron Helmet*

    "Stop!"

    "STOP!!"

  • @CommanderOfTheGrey

    So it's a Thu'um contest you want, eh?

  • shout: STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE.....

    giant:( THUMP)

    mammoth:OF GRAVITY!!!

  • LOL XD

  • I wish he said fuck you ahah

  • now make a cat guy one example: GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE

  • HAH, the cow got owned against the wall! He didnt even get a say in things

  • Can you do a version of this where he yells Fus ro dah?

  • 1:05 DEAD AND DYING!!

    "STOP! You violated the ---" *SMASH*

  • Any instructions to replace Ice Form instead of Unrelenting Force? That is the one that actually makes people STOP instead of flying away. Oh, and having it cleanly separated for different levels of the shout would be nice, if that's not the case already - "STOP", "STOP RIGHT THERE", and "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM" works. Not sure about the other one, though.

  • Oh it just replaced fus ro da?

    I was hoping for a super-powered guard shout :(

  • now you just need to mod the gaurds so theyre dragonborn too epic lulz when you commit crimes

  • @iDARKSPAWN What if they're already dragonborn, and they just don't know it yet?

  • Stop right there Criminiska!

  • Poor CHICKEN D:

  • Vendor: Stop-

    Dragonborn: STOP you violated the law!

  • Stop! You violated the la-THWACK

  • 1:02

    Stop! You violated the laws of Physics!

  • The giant is like "FUCK THE POLICE".

  • Brenuin now knows about the law

  • I used to be criminal scum then i took an arrow in the knee

  • the cow was the funniest part

  • Skyrim Guard: Whoa whoa wh--

    Dragonborn: STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

    You do NOT put the Dragon through some "newbie initiation".

  • Giants don't give a shit about the law.

  • @werebee They're similar to black people in that respect.

  • *steals helmet*

    Lucan: Stop!

    Legion: STOP!!!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!!!

  • New Shout:

    YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!

    All targets in the radius drop all their coins and flee

  • Now just need a Leroy Jenkins audio mod for Skyrim and all will be well in the world!

  • OMG. I haven't laughed that hard in months.

  • Stop! You've violated the la--

    --ws of physics...

  • STOP!! U VIOLATED THE LA...thump. i can fly!!

  • This needs to be on Skyrim Nexus :/

  • I guess they all

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Violated the law

    HELL YEAH!

  • Being a cow is a CAPITAL offense!

  • the links arent working!!!! :(

  • Dovahkiin: STOP! You violated the law..

    Giant: ***K THE SYSTEM!

  • STOP RIGHT THERE SCOOTALOO!

  • stop you violated the- get hit by giant

  • This is an Oblivion guard on steroids.

  • violated the law of physics

  • I will never want to break the law again...

  • That giant wasn't having that shit.

  • After I get Skyrim today (On sale at Steam) I'm totally gonna use these once I get the full shout. >:D

  • @NullAnimations Stick to the main quest for a while, thats how you get this shout, and whirlwind sprint.

  • Either people missed my joke or it wasnt funny. Bugger.

  • 1:04 The giant violated the law - of physics.

  • Can you make one for;

    'THIS IS SPARTA!'

  • @Shizzlecrads

    Or; 'sonicboom'

  • Well played, sir.

  • Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

  • Nice vid. Now you should do one where you change "FUS RO DAH!!" to "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!:

  • Stop you violated my mother.

  • You know, seeing as that's the old Oblivion meme, we need a skyrim meme for the voice. Can someone make a mod so when you use that shout it says 'fus ro dah'?

  • @Mediocresinger Thats... what it did originally...

  • @Mediocresinger ... Isn't that what it normally says?

  • the cows are so cute :D

  • please make one for whirlwind spring "BITCH, OUTTA MY WAY!"

  • 0:47 What did the cow do? ;(

  • how the hell to install with actual game and not steam bullshit

  • Poor cow!!! :(

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! No one worships Talos under MY watch!

  • :07 headphone users will die!

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  • @croenigma19 No, Just No.

  • @croenigma19 That sounds like an extremely terrible idea.

  • I so wish I had this on PC, but my PC is just too shit.

  • »───knee───►

  • @EpicKillShotz No. Just no.

  • @tehMuffinMan100 ok :(

  • hope someone make a mod with that sound on guards, indeed, they will be menacing, they vanilla ones make me feel like: "(with a shy voice) excuse me sir,, umm yeah,, um you violated the law,,so,,yeah. whats your ...response?"

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • in thy name Impreal Grad.... IMPERIAL GUARD... STOP-RIGHT-THERE!!!!

  • Judge Dredd would be proud.

  • 1:03 STOP you violated the laws of pysics

  • LMAO at the giant retaliation! 1:00

  • This is GOLD!

  • "The Thu'um.. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • i think it would work better with Ice form believe instead of Unrelenting force

  • This is hilarious.

    This would be wonderful with an imperial, joining the legion, pretending to be a guard, etc.

  • Lol of 0:42 stop! STOP!!! ... You violated the law.

  • the bird didn't stand a chance

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  • STOP... you violted the l--- *Flies off into orbit*

  • I use to stop people from violating the law, then i took a arrow in the

    »»───knee───►

  • 0:42

    Merchant: stop!

    player: STOP you violated the law

  • @awsomegeneral thanks for the subtitles i had no idea what they were saying.

  • @awsomegeneral Merchant: STOP

    player : (dick can't steal my catchphrase) STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • How do you uninstall one?

  • @AsIAmDesign Delete the files you pasted. Re-download the mod to see what files it contains if you're unsure.

  • 0:38

    Guard: The Thu.. *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!*

  • »»───knee───►

  • @akayourmommasdaddy STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • He was a guard in The Imperial City..until he took an arrow to the knee. Now he travels north, to Skyrim. To seek his fortune, spreading The Emperors justice in a lawless land.

  • @iksarguards your sayin a randome guard takes an arrow to the knee which triggers this special power and now go north to a lawless land

  • You are my hero. This is the one silly mod I think I might actually support downloading to enhance the game...

  • the fus ro dah on xbox seems much stronger than the pc version

  • @isdiv

    I was thinking the same. Can anyone else confirm?

  • the first funneh

  • @hi7411 You support Talos? Blasphemy!

  • A disease that you can contract from getting an arrow in the knee , and u get guard shouts.

  • there should be a mod that if in solitude you violate the law they the classic.. STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @hi7411 didn't you hear? its 8 now ;)

  • I used to be criminal scum, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • 1:03....so that's what happened to Ryan Dunn O_o

  • @xjadedxx Don't even joke...

  • It's hilarious when a bandit is about to attack you and you yell STOP! and he stops.

  • I USED TO STOP CRIMINAL SCUMS FROM STEALING SWEETROLLS.....but then i took an arrow in the knee