Master Chief: Return of the Chief (Part 1)

[smashbrawler113]

I love chiefs expression at 2:21

[Htfy230]

132 ppl angered the cow god

[xxxThatGuyxx]

Funny

[Zman1sthebomb]

Hey guitarmasterX7 do you want to be friends on xbox live and make a machinima together? That would be awesome. I'm a big fan. I am Z3771CK

[HaloMonstercookie]

lol ball sack cream

[zpryed]

Any one else realize that their armor match their ethnicity

[AAPP191995]

Love it but why is the second part private ?? Kinda confused

[XeroProxyyy]

I remember Guitarmaster back when he first started off with this. Damn has he come a LONG way.

[thedancinbrute]

FUUUUUUCK I STARTED LAUGHING AND SPILLED MY CEREAL AND MILK ALL OVER THE PLACE IT WAS FULL NOW THERE IS NONE LEFT IN THE BOWL THATS HOW BAD IT WAS

[serventofchaos]

@thedancinbrute i bet you spilt your milk all over the place

[NovaSparkProductions]

0:9 aswell there everywhere

[zeus123444]

lol

[RuneandCriffFilms]

Somehow the way these are so poorly edited and filmed, they are the funniest halo video's i have seen in a long time.

[kingblake777]

these are so funny

[anime7403]

Dude keep making more vids

[anime7403]

Yo dude u should make some more vids these were so badass

[THAvidinc]

You insignificant summonofabitch

[josephwu6]

i been watching this sence i was a kid... LOL

[ItsTheChief117]

No room for cock room... THAT'S why 343 took away Chief's COD piece! lol

[SuperDHUBB]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[therealgamer115]

I WAS EATING SUM CEREAL AND I CHOKED ON THE KINDI PART

[MegaPancakesFTW]

My name is olibaba

[PyroMancersGroup]

KEYESH

[ItsTheChief117]

1:40 = ROFLMAO

[Spastan117]

KEYS!

[ItsTheChief117]

NOOO!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT AT 117 VIDEOS!

[vividboxer1010]

KEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[disgustedbynormality]

this is so fuuny

[mastermanZ23]

this is the most funnist show ever

[Sticklord42]

129 peole are named richard eater

[java100man]

STOP FUCKING JUMPING ON ME!!!

[MrShadowBallz]

i will touch you in ways says the guy with hauybussa armor. WTF lol

[463pokemon]

i'm back motherfucker

[toacrash13]

you haters have ANGERED THE COW GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[M16ELITEZzZ]

this was before guitarmaster was on machinima?

[Duk3N0k3m2]

Ali baba ftw lol

[wheaton009]

Thumbs up if ali baba is your favorite character... sorry if i spelled it wrong

[dxckid2]

guys fuck off this is comady not sierieus and its funny all you trollers that dislike this fuck off only one forge ball one time wtf man its just a comody leave him alone asshole's

[luison410]

watch?v=J8NYv0YWxtw check this out!!

[MegaDestroyer43]

this vid is shitty dont show the forge ball put down the items dick head

[metroidx9]

i miss this show.

[chicken72786]

i cant find 2

[CommanderC121]

I fucking love this vid and the only thing that can make it funnier is the audio captions.

[RoyTheAwesome]

this is funny as shit, but the cinematography sucks balls lol

[frogger81usa]

i know who the fucking yellow chineese guy is its chow rom the fucking hangove

[kingxiv34Returnz]

4tw

[Flythhy]

The Flood was here.

[KingoftheJackRabbits]

I saw monitar!

[TheDadd123]

thumbs up is those two odsts are nerds

[alevbow1]

cow anrt scaret but but thay are so good

[lianyblum]

ball sack cream XD

[EelsBOY117]

127 people's names are dickeater

[unexpectedvids]

@EelsBOY117 1 guy makes extremely un-creative comments

[EelsBOY117]

@unexpectedvids one guy is some 13 year old trying to start a youtube fight because he has nothing better to do, if you dont like the comment, the just dont reply

[unexpectedvids]

@EelsBOY117 Er. No...no not really lol. I'm not 13 and i'm not picking a YouTube fight, i'm just making a comment likei everyone else on YouTube :D you posted a comment that I replied to, simple as that. You responding with that is opening it up to a fight more then anything...not really my fault you like to post completely unoriginal comments that aren't funny :/

[tommyshooter25]

hallibaba

[EpicNoob510]

iTS SO BAD ASS THATS ITS NOT ON MACHINIMA!!

[halodanny360]

random ODST guy:sure is nice being an ODST guy and not dieing and stuff. *pod falls down* random ODST guy:hey what is that? *pod hits ODST guy* LOL FAIL XD

[tomascrall1]

"aribiter? u got ur armour back? who'd u have to blow to do that?"

"I believe his name was half jaw"

"creepy"

[tomascrall1]

do do do di do, sure is great being an odst guy and not dying and stuff, *looks up* what the hell is that? *smash* oh god why!?!

[Montrarious]

"Keeeech! Keeeech!"

[Aron9511]

at 0:20 i saw the oracle at the top right of the screen

[Yungzon85]

@Aron9511 you could also see it from 0:04-0:10

[99akol992]

LMFAO "Ah fuck, wasn't I driving? Whatever, lets just go yell at him." This is the bomb

[BWOJosh]

The first time I watched one of your chief videos, forgot which, at the start of it Michael Jackson was alive, and at the end he was dead.

[aliserboi97]

you can see the spark in the beginning

[justforthelulzzz]

I'm so fucking pissed the other episode was removed...

[j32ter]

There is no sanity included in these either

[27prog]

LOL!!!!!!!

[UBERMAN253]

lol kick your dog.  was that a reference from one of those prank calls?

[dmc4ever123]

i have also tasted human titties and i want more XD thats arby for ya

[Gamaboy1122]

Im not gonna KEYS! No KEYS! Seriously KEYS! IM NOT GONNA keys!

[dmc4ever123]

haha, ball sack creem XD

[Buddhabang247]

He was right this was terrible lol

[limabeans12]

I AM ALIBABA

[Ep1cxXFa1luxre]

LOL i will touch you in ways

[leejohn757]

its funny hearing a indian guy cursing

[picklem576]

XD he sounds so much younger here then his sanity not included

[xibizibi]

BEST MACHINIMA EVER

[cesar10rockemo]

spartan, my testicles perk up at the site of you

[jakdax99]

fuck the cow god

[anthony74813]

i saw the forge ball come and put the teleporter

[crazylayzy23]

@anthony74813 i found that funny

[TheDadd123]

@anthony74813 me too

[Severepwner]

@anthony74813 Yeah, and I also saw a boom mic.

[suicidalSPUD118]

I have always thought Master Chief was Chuck Norris in Disguise...

[lituandrei]

WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 2???

[deathxSHAWDOWx]

I will shove a rocket launcher up your ass... do you know what that does to a rectum

[MrHyperSondow]

this is funny as shit.....great job man!

[TheHalocodplayer]

half jaw the shipmaster had half jaw

[alfandpatpros]

keys



[XFlamingEclipseX]

ball creme

[5ratsuper]

i can see that robot putting down the teleporter!!!!!!!!!!!

[5ratsuper]

i can see that robot putting down the teleporter

[5ratsuper]

i can see that robot putting down the teleporter

[mvandam753]

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rooty98]

Where's part 2 of this

[ToriBuggABoo]

My friend did the voice of Dick Eater(: Love that Josh<3

[WooT885]

You insignificant sumunavabitch!

[boltdragon31]

xD I never played halo, but i wish this actually happened lmao

[MrLizardKing96]

How does the order of these episodes go? I used to know but I havent seen these in ever, it would really help me out, thanks.

[11AfroNinja]

@MrLizardKing96 this one then part two and then pirates of the Caribbean then graffiti cleanup crew then retarded daycare then Vengeance then war then MD

[Dante5521]

@11AfroNinja yea except part is marked as private

[11AfroNinja]

@Dante5521 than type it in it works for me

[Dante5521]

@11AfroNinja yea i did and is is the only video that shows up and it is private

[ycjp]

"i have tasted human tittys and i want more their awesome

[crazynacho513]

hahaha ali baba alladin reference

[metington12]

KEYES

I'm not gonna

KEYES

I swear to god dude

KEYES (boom!)

[Xdaspion]

121 People have angred the COW GOD!

[truck964534]

Tities are

For

The

Win

[ghostgamer96]

i have tasted titties XD

[andoelite117]

Lolololololololo

[hipsinking00]

Man mustard XD

[Jackyouroff]

lol the asian is in yellow and he has hayabusa which is japanese hahah

[Monkey0705100]

wifopeirfiero



[Adam123456ist]

The part about the rocket launcher thing lol XD x2

[yellobiscuit]

KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS 

[itzdoggerday]

i will shove a rocket launcher up your asshole you know what that kind of thing does to a rectum xD

[Scubadiver952]

Arbiter: I have now tasted human titties and I want more. It is awesome, inter-species relations ftw

Master Chief: Dude I told you, This planet is loaded with shores and poonache. Seriously when ever I need to disperse my man mustard theirs always something thete because thats important for someone like me.

[hoppityhop9]

121 people names are dick eater

[HeyItzRayy]

121 PEOPLE ANGERED THE COW GOD.

[ClownAssasinator14]

121 people were hit by drop pods

[AqPlatinumAxe]

When i need disperse my man mustard. LOL

[217daneify]

ali bada

[OrdnanceFilms]

this is so badly done is actually funny

[Devin02091197]

LOL yellow hayabusa... is asian u butts im asian :)

[shands99]

i didnt call techsupport

[koho66]

little bit ameutre...

Who the fuck am i kidding this funny as hell, has lots of funny inuendos and ...

KEEYS!!!

shut up fag! (hears shotgun)

[PBE15]

"Wait wasnt i driving" HAHAHA ROFL

[doodlydot9]

has any1 noticed that MC has a cup?

[GamingGurl12]

This video never gets old

[rocckyross229]

i Saw A Moniter At 00:21 seconds

[Skillerguy45]

0:15 would be an epic intro when 343 Industries makes the next Halo Master Chief game.

[angustheburger]

this thing is really racist

[bmprelude]

i make you rice ball you want rice ball

lolz

[deathjon10000]

the guys name is not hali ba ba its hajey or cammel jockey lol

[MultiDabomb1]

I'll kick your dog Ali Baba

[HeardYouLikeTheJets]

while watching this press 3 every couple of seconds. fucking hilarious!

[MultiDabomb1]

I have tasted human titties and I want

[pigstynumeral]

at the end the "OMG YOU COULDA WRECKED OUR CAR" babble the hayabusa dude says "i will touch you in ways."

[jaws5x21]

keys i swear to god dude keys bang

[jaws5x21]

oh god why is this so awesome

[Forum365]

YOU HAVE ANGRED THE COW GOD!!!

[TechDuncan]

STOP FUCKING JUMPING ON ME!-words of wisdom

[keypizzaboy]

why eat the gold fish?

[greatgrunt24]

lol this is the best halo series i have seen my favorite part is when the asin guy jumps in front of the warthog

[MrFidelcashflo]

i am haijeepo im you have called tech-support

[spikespeeder]

i didnt fucking call u

[Mradel1996]

first i saw pirats of the carribean then i saw this vid and now how all these guys came together lol i love that indian guy he is hell of funny

[88jdyer]

cool

[hcallahan1997]

120 needs ballsack cream

[legoman12ful]

puase at 0:06 at the top right you can see oracle or someone in edit mode

[JoSe201XxX]

thumbs up if you think the beginning would be a perfect way to bring back master chief but a little more dramatic like the tube pops and a teleporter falls out then the theme song comes out and you see his feet then moves up slowly ^_^ awesome

[Mahem49]

120 people angered the cow god

[TCMk23]

Never heard of im4eversmart, so i don't know lol

[TheGamerfan94]

KEYES!

[BiGODDaDDY]

Thumbs up if you seen the oricle forge thing at the begning

[satan4439]

weird kid: say your catch phrase MASTERCHEIF: i have a catch phrase now weird kid: yea its like CAPTAIN KEYSSSS MASTERCHEIF: i am not sayi weird kid: KEYSSS MASTERCHEIF: really i am not sayin weird key: KEYSSSSSS *gun shot* weird kids friend: hey you killed my friend ARBITER:Then IT IS CUSTOM YOU MUST DIE AS WELL *sword slashing noise*

[kingsslayer23]

alli baba lolo0lololol you insignificant sonnofaabitch! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE COW GOD!

[BAMitsjake]

You did indeed call tax support! xD

[XxsgtTeasp00nxX]

if you look carefully at 2:54 for a split second you can see the theatre menu lol

[Mike23186]

6:52 <<< THIS IS A TEST DO NOT CLICK

[DrHooty911]

Reminds me of Dell Tech Support.

[Shotrocket6]

This is fucking terrible

[TheHer101]

Is this new age porn?? Lol :P

[Triton735]

BEST DAMN SHIT EVER

[freakykid1002]

LOL you have angered the cow god XD

[retardedcow23]

yea Getting a boner in the MJOLNIR armor hurts like a bitch

someone should create a slipspace portal so when you get a boner your dick goes through the portal!

[rscody]

@retardedcow23 L....O.....L O_O like you would know? you're the retarted cow god! lolololol jk xP

[retardedcow23]

@rscody hell yea i am XP

[MultiSmiley0011]

3:01 "Holy shit, you're master chief.Well I was on way way to get err ballsack cream LOL

[HaloReach8751]

hajijibabi what ever the **** your name is xD

[rscody]

haaaaaa...master chief and dick became fast friends.