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  • If you use cheats....YOU ARE A ZELDA NOOB!!!!

  • 49 people couldn't find the jump button

  • @TheLivingFreakshow OBJECTION! Link, the faces of evil for CD-I had a jump button

  • 1. How was I supposed to know his name is Link???

    2. The first time I played my first Zelda game, which was Wind Waker, I tried to find the jump button..

    3. Never played Ocarina of Time...

    4. The... What?

    5. The final boss battle uses up all my fairies and soups... EVERY TIME!

    6. My 5th Zelda game is Phantom Hourglass. Not knowing when to use the items is a bit of a pain...

    7. Never played Majora's Mask either.

    Yeah... I stink, don't I?

  • The only Zelda game that had a jump button is Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

    Awesome video

  • this proves i am NOT a noob everything except the fierce diety mask i havent got it yet still stuck on stone head temple

  • @GamerDude131 i wish you best of luck, prepare to be frustrated.

  • Yeah I love Zelda, but im definatly a noob!

  • i never saw fierce deity die until now... that dude really sucks...

  • haha awesome

    but notice how there was only one thing that had to do with majora's mask...

    that's because even people who are good at zelda have a hard time with it :D

  • "if you dont know how or when to use your items" yeah lol i will never forget when i first played my first Zelda game lol. it was Wind Waker and do you want to know how long it took me to figure out simply how to equip the telescope?

    its embarrassing actually ---___---

    ok....it took me......a week........yeah. lol but then later on i beat TP in one week so i guess i made some progress right? oh yeah and i love the Legend of Zelda btw.

  • @PearlsofLife3 Yea I beat TP in about 1 month. However I was trying to make it last and treasure every moment in the game so I wanted my experiance to last. Otherwise it woulda been a week. I hyped myself for three years for that game like a teenager would hype themselves to see there bf/gf. Thats only on my mind cuz I'm seeing her tomorrow. *next day goes and plays legend of zelda. gets text halfway through day saying "kevin wtf." I think: "WOOPS WRONG HER!!! FUDGE!" (the other her being TP)*

  • @PearlsofLife3 OMG UR FIRST ZELDA GAME WAS WIND WAKER.....YOU SUCK MAN UR NOT A ZELDA FAN MOTHER FUCKERE

  • @3Dolimar Well I mean it was not the MOST recent zelda game. My first was ocarina.... You could say I'm not a fan back in the 1990s for that but I have played and enjoyed every single one... soooooooooo.......... lawl

  • @3Dolimar then could you please tell me what is required to be a Zelda fan? because i thought being a fan meant you had to simply love the games despite which one you started with. oh btw im a girl.

  • @PearlsofLife3 I'de have to agree with you... You don't have to start on one of the earlier games to be a fan..... Funny thing is if the zelda series lives another 10-20 years then wind waker will be considered an early game... Maybe she's not a hardcore fan............ Yet :P. Still a fan tho. If you liked windwaker and twilight I recommend ocarina of time and majoras mask. tho the graphics arent as good and the maps are not as big as TP do to limits of the N64 back then those 2 are classics :P

  • @windwakeroftime i love Ocarian of Time :) and i am playing Majora's Mask right now, and i also like it.

  • @3Dolimar wind waker is the best zelda game you idiot,

  • @TheGoldenMarioBro i dint say its a bad game of course is and awesome game but ocarina is the best

  • @3Dolimar both wind waker and ocarina are the best ;)

  • @3Dolimar LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no one loves you

  • @supermorshu64 ur mom does

    

  • @3Dolimar LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that doesnt make sense

  • @PearlsofLife3 i knew right away, but it took 30 days to know what to do next!

  • Noob is not a word, why people keep using it

  • How did he get that far if wind waker was hard...

  • hehe link isnt mario to someone think he can jump as mario

  • dude wind waker is hard but not more then zelda 2....thats the harder zelda game ever

  • @randomrando2012 no

    is **** the best u got asshole

  • @randomrando2012 still zelda sucks zelda noob

  • @randomrando2012 that zelda sucks

    

  • My mum started ocarina of time today and she was like "BTW there's no jump button" and I was like "I know" and she was surprised!? How stupid does she think I am!

  • how can you make it far enough Ocarina of Time to get bombs and not know how to jump?

  • if you are going to make a zelda video about people playing the game and sucking, just make it apply for everybody who likes playing the zelda series. younger kids might love the series, but they havent had much practice on how to use items, or when to use them. So just remember that the next time that you decide to make a video ridiculing people who like the zelda series.

  • @wilbernator2352 Wha??? I'm a huge zelda fan... XD

  • Zelda sucks

  • 45 people are noobs

  • I like the part when he says "i'll never get to level two"!!!!

  • this is so funny!!!!:)

  • haha I laughed so much at the jump button bit ;')

  • @IHateTingle Yes its normal. But if you have seen him die before this it shows your a noob :P

  • How to tell your a Noob in all ways... 1 you use cheats.

  • F**** yeh!!!! I am not a zelda noob

  • i beat odalwa in 4 seconds flat, (ya im retarted)

  • In recent news, Link destroyed the Forest with hundreds of bombs and sword slashes. Locals believe he went insane, as he was screaming "WHERE'S THE JUMP BUTTON!'

  • @MrLPmankidthing Hahahahaha...... If there were one of those face things I would make to represent a thumbs up symbol I would reply with it. So I hit the thumbs up button next to the comment and I replied :P

  • /meow/

  • @Justspiders purr

  • I'm going to admit this, but when i first bearly knew about zelda, and i play OOT, i was stuck in korkiri forest.now like, 2 or a year later, here i am. i'm learning to play zelda, and i just wanna say, i want link's life XD. but i'm using the zelda duengeon walk though, the farthest i've EVER got was baron city, im going into the second duengeon ^^

  • ok i fit in many of those catagories, i didn't know where the kokiri sword is for weeks and i still havn't completed the game i'm only at dodango cave, i'm lost i can't find my way out, i've been lost in there for years :( i am the biggest zelda noob of all time, i suck at puzzles, dodango's mkill me cos i run out of bombs, i deserve to be cremated alive :( i am the number 1 zelda noob!!!

  • funny! but you can jump in some zelda games. you can jump in Zelda II, and theres the Roc feather for the GBC games, and Roc's cape in Minish cap.

  • I was just remembering when I started playing Ocarina of Time... How I couldn't find the Kokiri Sword... How I couldn't jump... How I couldn't beat the first temple, let alone the boss.. .Then I realized that I was a Zelda Noob.

  • My friend is a huge Zelda noob.He thought that he could beat a cucco to death with a bottle on Ocarina of Time. He then went to the Great Deku Tree and tried to ask him for some crack with the Microphone on the Gamecube version. By the way, there's an item called the Roc's Cape in the Minish Cap that you can jump with.

  • @Kaito4525 lol. I thought some one would point that out. It only took 3 years of this video being out though haha. I bet you can't find all the flaws (some were found years ago some are recent. I think there are still a few people havn't found yet.)

  • there is one problem with that last statement if they're a zelda noob they would never even have the fierce diety mask...ever

  • @metablaze1 That was one of the older zelda games. Links awakening I believe. And actually the game boy advance ones to. This video does not really cover all the zelda games.. Either way this refers to my childhood. What I remember being noob mistakes I would make in the games I grew up with. Either way I made this almost 3 years ago now. This is one of my good videos but I will admit there are flaws I noticed that people haven't even pointed out yet.

  • @windwakeroftime A link to the past**

  • I guess I'm still a Zelda Noob, after 10 years of playing Ocarina Of Time

  • my first zelda game was OoT and i will admit i WAS looking for a jump button XD

  • lol another noob thing is if people think link is named zelda XD

  • random and uninspired. this video sucks.

  • losing to odolwa with the fierce deity mask is 99% impossible!

  • Wind Waker was actually the first zelda game I ever played, and I was not very experienced. I couldn't even get the sword for like half an hour! But NOW, ask me any Twilight Princess, OOT, WW, PH, ST question and i can answer it.

  • Hmm... So you aren't a zelda noob? Do you think you are knowledgeable enough to be a zelda NERD! (hint hint... Click the video response!)

  • @DestinyHeroFlamer you dont know zelda unless you played the originals

  • @PanteraSasuke I have played (not finished) all of them!

  • lol isn't that Zelda guy cool? 2 questions. If the guy was supposedly looking for a jump button then he undoubtedly wouldn't have made it far enough to get bombs or even the friggin slingshot. Also in the Wind Waker clip, Look at how many heart containers he has. If he's made it that far then he wouldn't be getting his ass handed to him by pigs. Just pointing out some inconsistencies, but hilarious altogether.

  • lame.

  • im a zelda noob hah i have some of the games

  • My best friend is a Zelda n00b, thats the only flaw she has.

    :P

  • Yay me no zelda noob, i know who link is, WW is easy for me, i beat the first OoT boss without losing health, i always know how to use my weapons and items, and i know link DOES NOT JUMP.

    Yayz for Me

    GO LoZ!

  • Yeah... he does jump.

    Lol your a Zelda noob... SHAME.

  • I dont mean the kind the jump where you jump off a ledge. I mean the type of jump where you press a button and you jump, like in the video. Wait did you even watch the video? If you did then you shuda figured that out.

  • Nono, you said Link 'DOES NOT JUMP'. Link does jump, he can backflip and side jump. Btw yes ofcourse I bloody watched the video, and I did figure that out. Obviously you didn't rofl.

  • Look I know what i put and i know what i was thinking. So believe what you wish but im not in the mood to go on a long war of comments for now. Its the christmas season.

    So Merry Christmas and Good day

  • YEAH i am not a Zelda Noob ^^

    when i was a Kid i knew who link was and there is no jump butten xD

  • Nice Video!!! Well My first Zelda game was well 8 bit ZELDA.. The only game you controlled Links jumping was ZELDA II: The Adventure of Link.. You had to push 'up' on the directional pad.. The 8 bit Nintendo had ony 4 buttons. Start, Select, B, A. I really loved 'A Link to the Past' on SNES And waited a Looong time for Ocarina of time to come out.. It was 4 years in the making, due to Sony and Nintendo disagreeing on what console to build.. That was one of Nintendo's big Mistakes.

  • Lol you beat ocarina in one sitting?

    Ok im willing to bet that entire statement of yours is utter bullshit. Use proper grammar, FOR GOD SAKE. I barely understood what you said and read to read through it several times. Idiot.

  • Wind waker is hard sometimes, like the Wind Temple.

  • zelda noob !

  • XD haha! I like it

  • Im not a noob. I beat Ocarina and wind waker and im just about to beat zelda 2

  • few im no noob 8D that means i know Zelda well 8DD

  • I'm no noob then.

  • When I started playing LoZ I was no noob... one because my dad played the FIRst EVER MAD ONE. and two, my dad wasn't there... does that make any sense at all?

  • the only hard part of wind waker is getting the triforce

  • im a noob coz i think WW is hard...core :P

  • he sounds like the gingerbread man from shrek XD

  • L.O.Z IS TEH BEST FUCKING SERIES IN TEH WORLD!!! that and resident evil and Super smash

  • LOZ

  • dont you mean lolz?

    I

    AM A ZELDA NOOB!!!

  • Hahaha.... I could never kill Gohma, but... I was hitting the wrong side! I had the right idea down... <.<

  • i got mah dad 2 beat gohma cause i was panicing and couldnt do anything. i knew i had 2 hit its eye, but i have a phobia of bugs. i sucked worse on jabu-jabu (the dugeon) cause i hav a WAAAY bigger phobia of the ocean, particularly thew jelly fish and clams/muscles in it. u can see how that went.

  • Ohh... that must've sucked alot... I hated those stinking jelly fishes, cause they'd pin me against a wall... :(

  • I think im a zelda noob, because i like the legend of zelda games but can never beat the 3rd dungeon on all of them.

  • lol using a bomb to kill a spider

  • Majora's mask sucks DX

    OoT was my favorite, then TP, and in third.. WW.

  • hey! dont be a douche! majoras mask is epic! i bet ur only saying that cos u suck so much u cant even beat the first boss odalwa! XD

  • Why? Is it because you get owned by the time limit? X}

  • You know, there IS a jump button in Link's Awakening. You just need to be using Roc's Feather.

  • why does your voice sound like that

    do you have asthma or something

  • He probably digitally redid it so you can't recognize it or something like that.

  • No All I did was change the pitch....Other than that its is/was my idea of a funny voice.

  • Yay im not a zelda Noob! I am prolly a zelda nerd though... for instants did you know that the first link had red hair not blonde?

  • i went bored with windwaker when i was little becuse i couldnt find the fucking map on the fucking ghostship!!!!! that part was fuking retarded when ur supposed to find the pieces of the triforce piece i could not for god understand why they needed to coplicate the thing so much. 1. find map 2. go to tingle to read the map for u for money 3. find the piece on the map 4. do it again about 15 times

    that was just mean.....

    dont get me wrong i love zelda all of them ^^

  • 1. I do know who link is

    2. Zelda has automatic jumps when it is needed

    3. the first boss in OoT is my bitch

    4. the first time I found it by accident but found it

    5. In my opinion the wind waker is the easiest zelda game by far ( Still pretty good)

    6. I never had a problem with that

    7. I didn't like Majora's Mask that much (no offense to anyone that liked it)

    So I am not a Zelda n00b :P

  • Awesome... Wait for my zelda nerd video maybe you'll fit one of those (jk)...(I am making a "How to tell if your a zelda Nerd" though.)

  • Thank you..................(I guess)

  • lol

  • heres a nother one if you dont know links favorite coulor your a zelda noob

  • I couldn't understand a word that that person in the video was saying. The sound effects were too loud compared to his voice.

  • lol my neighboor killed my zelda cartridge cuz he coudnt find the kokiri sword!

  • I think we're ignoring the most henious n00b crime which is naming your profile something other than "Link". I did that when I first played Zelda (OOT) and it's shamed me ever since.

  • why? Who cares what you name your profile......I've seen some pretty big zelda NERDS who have not named it link. Plus in the very first game if you name yourself "ZELDA" then you unlock the second quest. Most noobs don't know that one........

  • Okay, what on earth is a "Zelda Noob" ?

  • Some one who sucks at zelda because they just started playing.

  • all these things were simple to do but ive never played the game with the fierce diety mask

  • You have to collect every mask in the game then trade them all to those kids in that place right before you face majora's mask....Yeeeeaaa.....We'll just say this noob used action replay.

  • You should make another!

  • I am ("How to tell if you are a Zelda Nerd")...

  • lol, me too. I walked by it at least twice before I finally found it.

  • he has a gamecube controller for a 64 game.....

  • Have you heard of legend of zelda collectors edition?

  • oh yeah sorry, you mean the one with ocarina of time too? yeah sorry i wasn't thinking

  • ROFL LOZ OOT MQ NEWB

  • I never had any of those problems. never used cheats, although since i have the game, i wanted to get a rom of it and try some funny gameshark codes. And the wind waker was never hard for me, it was pretty long, and to make matters worse, I've lost the game. and even worse, my friends friend sold my Twilight Princess. But, It's all good. I can buy more.

  • what the hell how could u let someone do that... although my cousins brother sold her game cube wowXD

  • wtf 'looking 4 a jump button' u hacked. link has a black tunic and he has bombs, but only three hearts

  • noobs use action replay (to cheat)

  • 2:16 min that ill never get back

  • Any constructive criticism you can give or is it just going to be pointless comments saying that it was a waste of your life.

  • its true it was. I just didnt find it funny the points u chose just wernt that good. try checkin out "the real legend of zelda" they hav some funny stuff it might not help much but its better than nothing

  • It's more of an inside joke because every one who plays this that I know are noobs make these mistakes. Yea evilwe1 and I had a list of around 12 and we picked the ones that made the most sense.

  • i see. oh and when i said "the real leggend of zelda" i didnt mean wind waker or and offical zelda game thers a parody called that.

  • I saw it. It's ok I guess. You can't really expect a new grounds animation out of every thing you see. Especially on a site like this where 99% of what you see is crap. I've seen the jokes used tons of times before so I was trying to be creative. For example."If you can't find the jump button" I've never seen that be used before. I'm actually thinking of making a how to tell if your a zelda NERD video. Does that sound like a good video idea?

  • yea thats true and the zelda nerd idea would be pretty good but try to make it that only ppl with no life would kno. Like where every heart peice in a zelda game is by memory. i dont think it would be to funny but it should put a smile on ppls faces. as long as retards ho hate the game watch this vid then it shouldnt be to bad.

  • I know a lot of things about true zelda nerds and trust me I one of them (I own every zelda game ever made (for nintendo systems!))

    (Also look at some of my other videos. My ideas and editing skills have very much improved since making this video. (Man what an epic fail I just spammed my own video!!!))

  • lol XD a few more comments and we will hav filled the whole main comment page. ill also check ur other vids

  • Have you looked at what the hammock (It's not video game related but it's probably my best (and most underrated) videos.)

  • sure ill check it in a min. im watchin a movie right now XD and we covered the whole page with our comments XD

  • cool thnx

  • im extreamley sorry i left my account logged in over my mates and he hates zelda so im sorry i hate the video but luv the whole series of zelda

  • Whatever. I really don't care. As long as your don't just hate it because you hate the game. (Why did he watch something he knew he wouldn't like?) Whatever.

  • grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • a really rubbish game rubbish video and quit frankley im appauled

  • And your rubbish hate comment can really be worked on. First of all I bet you you have no defense to tell me why zelda sucks other than a personal insult. Also a bad game doesn't mean a video about it is automatically bad. So tell me what made you so "appauled".

  • I know a "Zelda fan" who...

    *sob*

    He doesn't know who---

    He doesn't k--

    HE DOES NOT, I REPEAT, DOES NOT KNOW WHO SHIGERU MIYAMOTO IS!!!!!!

    (In case you're wondering, he's the same one I mentioned on another vid--saying A Link to the Past sucks because of "crappy graphics".

  • I guess that he is a nintendo noob. (I hate people who do that. Treat video game like politics when they don't even know what there talking about.)

  • This is awesomely funny 8D

  • I'm far from a Zelda n00b, but I can guarantee kids today can't beat the original without cheating.

  • so true!

    ...HOLY SHIT ITS AG! ZOMG KEV! its THE movie messenger!

  • well wind waker can be hars without your sword

  • ops not hars hard

  • i didnt play Gc

    but i do follow the the zelda games

    and i do what wind waker is i saw my friend beat like the entire game

    :-/

  • why is it nessesary to disguise your voice like a freakin muppet, u sound like a tard

  • That adds to the comedic quality, you noob.

  • First, who is Bob Sagat? Second, if you honestly think that those "stupid voices" aren't funny, your sense of humor is vastly lacking.

    Don't reply again, boy.

  • Actually, I'm 20, and simply don't pay attention to fads, or really much of anything. The fact that you assumed I was younger than a teenager proves your lack of intelligence.

    You're the problem, so you go away. That's just common sense, not that you could possibly understand that, let alone care. And if I had a "wheel gun," you'd be the first person I shoot.

  • WOO another youtube fight!!! Go NiGHTS! >8D

  • lol u must be five then because its bob saget

    not sagat

  • I love Full House! :D

  • i do nun of does things stated I WILL NEVER BE A NOOB

  • rofl

  • well i never even played gcube

  • Oh...

    Whatever.

  • then im surprised you didnt go "what the hell is wind waker?"

    if ya never played a GC thats kinda sad.

  • And how do u have like unlimited slingshot ammunition and unlimited bombs?

  • Action Replay

  • O RLY????