Noel vs Dappy (S23E08)

[MrSmithyistheman]

thumbs up if you watch this more then once so fare 08 times haha

[mchandler2112]

Which episode/season is this?

[megamunchx]

dappy just got owned!

[TeyonaRainbow]

muhaha! i loved this, dappy trying to be clever but ends up looking like a total twat (even more than he does already)

[CowLunch]

@TeyonaRainbow Really? It would take a lot more than this to make him look like MORE of a twat.

[mchandler2112]

You know who would make a really weird but good combo for any quiz show? Rob Brydon and Noel Fielding. Think about it

[flashinglightsb4me]

Paaaaaahaaaaa Noel!!!!

[tejjaw]

whost thing is that noel created luxury comedy :/

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@tejjaw I have been sent to tell you that Luxury Comedy is not a comedy. It is a canvas on which the mighty Fielding projects his mind. And what a mind it is. It is art, my friend. Not comedy. Noel Fielding is an artist. Luxury Comedy is art. Not comedy. And I am stoned. And drunk.

[sta1V1ina]

@GreatScottPilgrimage No, it's just terrible.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@sta1V1ina Yeah, I agree, it is pretty terrible, now that I've sobered up.... and got stoned and drunk again.

[glitterqueen6]

I love Noel... hahaha

[MrSmithyistheman]

to out smart dappy all you have to do is eat a smartie

[Prestige29]

If only Dappy was on the episodes that frankie boyle presented hahahaaaaaaa he'd have been sat in the corner crying from all the abuse

[TrashInParis]

HA! I love Noel <3

[BoyDeezieUK]

would help if mighty boosh was actually funny tho

[SuperClaire35]

@BoyDeezieUK It's not their fault you don't have a sense of humour.

[ShotgunnedAStranger]

@SuperClaire35 hardly fair he's entitled to his own opinion. I find it hilarious but some people don't and that is perfectly fine.

[SuperClaire35]

@ShotgunnedAStranger Yeah granted, but he did kinda have it coming! ;-)

[thekillalizard]

To all those Boosh haters out there. Please stop forcing your dislikes on every other poor bastard that has to read it, OR please kindly fuck off and die down a small hole in Borneo or some similar country. If you dislike Noel fielding don't watch the sodding video.

[SuperClaire35]

@thekillalizard Amen to that!

[billiesbiggesfan]

Why is this episode the only one I can't find?? I really want to watch the whole thing :(

[JayGOS117]

Lol, when i was a teen, Dappy meant stupid xD

[coltmanm]

although come too think of it i can see a resemblance of a lamp in bonnie tyler

[TheKOAgirl]

does anyone know were i can watch this full episode.

[scousechick87]

i never used to like noel but i do and even more so when he cut dappy down lol still dont like his show but love him on this

[minifilmsltd]

unlike dappy's work, noel does not need a facefull of uppers to seem good

[CountessDraculara]

lmfao. I love Noel Fielding so much more now!! x

[MrKILLERKOSTYA]

Par

[HeavyMechNS]

Noel is fucking god of Emos I love him. Dappy is cocky shit who thinks to higly of himself when really he is a bit as lowly as rat shit

[LFCEOIN]

honestly though wer would dappy be if he didnt have ndubz?

[Rumbleman99]

@LFCEOIN jobcenter

[LFCEOIN]

@Rumbleman99 they wouldnt let him through the doors of the jobcentre incase he whipped out a knife and stabbed everybody

[Lylodile]

Lol

[123SuperEman]

f*ck this is hilarious

[alkeneify]

ownage

[Djo1Deco]

ahahahahahha lmfao!

[Meadoway40]

Who is the dwarf in an oversize coat and hat?. Dappy Duck?, I thought he was in cartoons.

[mely0918]

Noel is the best! great video :)

[bawzack]

hahaha dappy got fucking owned stupid cunt, i hate ur music

[AllyDuffRose]

@bawzack HAAA! I strongly agree! XD

[Ethereality92]

@bawzack Sounds personal

[Obsidian1392]

@bawzack your comment was too perfect

[ElleLBurton]

@bawzack bit harsh. Fair enough to have an opinion but try and state a reason why next time.

[bawzack]

@ElleLBurton You must be as retarded as dappy as to think i didnt have a reason for my comment. noel owned him did you not watch the fucking video. dont reply to me with ur bitching again

[ElleLBurton]

@bawzack As retarded as Dappy... right first the meaning of retarded is to be mentally incapable for your age which I am not. Secondly yes Noel did "own him" doesn't make him a stupid cunt, I'm not "bitching" I am clearly making a point you have no right to say that about someone you don't even know, hearing his music and seeing a few things doesn't mean you know him. Now why don't you take your immaturity and come back to me when you become as successful as him darling.

[bawzack]

@ElleLBurton sorry i thot i said dont reply

[ElleLBurton]

@bawzack Wow amazing grammar. Aw what a shame! Sorry I did, didn't mean to hurt your little feelings.

[bawzack]

@ElleLBurton hahah i love how people bring grammar into youtube arguements, i couldnt give a fuck about typing grammatically correct. the only feelings that have been hurt are yours love... quite obviously

[ElleLBurton]

@bawzack I'm not your "love". I don't see how you can hurt my feelings over a screen. Anyway I'm done with all you lot who are so immature to reflect their insecurities and take them out on other. Nice chatting to you.

[bawzack]

@ElleLBurton suck my cock

[COREYMCGUIRE1993]

lmao, look at these fags arguing under this comment, piss off wankers, we dont give a shit about your pathetic argument go pm each other

[NovaFur]

@COREYMCGUIRE1993

Who's got your knickers in a twist?

[mongodongo148]

Dappy lacks the mental capacity to be outsmarted, its like saying you've outsmarted a rat by stamping on its head.

[MRPISSFLAP]

Hate dappy he's a twat. Noel is awesome!

[bensooty1]

i dont think i have ever seen such a shit ''so called comedian'' in all my life.. russell brand and several others are hopeless but this bloke is terrible so god only knows how this guy has got anywhere....!!!! i am stunned...

[KookyMc]

@bensooty1 you obviously dont have a strange sense of humour. not saying its a bad thing, im just saying.

[bensooty1]

@KookyMc to enjoy noel fielding, i am afraid you need to be as shit as he is. he cant make a joke funny, his voice is'nt funny, he lacks a sense of humour.. in other words '' he is fuckin hopeless'' i am just glad that i dont have a strange sense of humour.. i'm just saying....!!

[Marreez]

@bensooty1 mabye it's YOU that just have a bad sense of humour :')

[bensooty1]

@Marreez i will always give credit where it is due.. this guy i would give fuck all. WHY, because he is a waste of space..no talent, not funny and certainly nowhere near good enough to be on the tv..

[joshleamey]

@bensooty1 What a small minded person you are, instead of thinking yeah sure other people like him but I dont you insult people for having difference in opinion...mate your the one who is fuckin hopeless.

[bensooty1]

@joshleamey anyone who can watch the mighty boosh and seriously think it is good must be either simple or retarded.... you are obviously an idiot....!!

[joshleamey]

@bensooty1 Your basing your arguement on opinion you immature little shit, so by your logic your right and the thousands that like boosh are wrong, truth is your just an angry little loser. Now go fuck yourself

[bensooty1]

@joshleamey it obviously does'nt take much to make you laugh you sad twat....

[joshleamey]

@bensooty1 Your mum makes me laugh dickhead.

[bensooty1]

@joshleamey my mum passed away almost 5 years ago you illiterate bastard..

[joshleamey]

@bensooty1 Cry me a river, I smell lies.

[bensooty1]

@joshleamey no lies at all you worthless piece of scum.

[joshleamey]

@bensooty1 Trololololololololololololo twat.

[bensooty1]

@joshleamey  up yours bender

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@bensooty1 na bruv, I saw your mum down round on the corner of boots at 1am giving out free blowies to all the illiterate shits.

[bensooty1]

@SuaveButDubiousDevil there is know wonder you only have 1 subscriber you fuckin louse..

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@bensooty1 Bro, you called a guy an illiterate bastard, yet you just fucked up by saying "know" instead of "no" you spanner. Also, that lone subscriber, woah shit, guess what, is my girlfriend. WOAHHHH DUDE. I don't make videos so I don't expect subscribers. Get bent shitlord.

[bensooty1]

@SuaveButDubiousDevil you dont have to make videos to have subscribers asswipe, just a good channel...and a few brains which you obviously dont have. as 4 the no, i was trying to do 2 things at once thats y i screwed up.....!!

[rossomaguire17]

Ah shit you missed the bit where he tries to come back at noel by going "ok so who would get more girls in a club me or you straight up!?" and the place just goes blank haha tool

[ed1ss]

To be fair, he is half monkey.

[Kill3rR0s3]

It really isn't hard to make him look like an idiot

[mitch179]

Dappy is a twat!

[CDDucati]

see thsts why you dont fuck with a comedian, always have a comeback

[HunnieeBuniee1]

haha, Noel walked all over him! Absolutely love him! :)

[SketchesAndThat]

Hahahaaa :')

[TheCulandSash]

Lets face face it though, when we saw the video title we all thought the same thing. It was never gonna work for dappy.

[MissMadchester]

Nice job our Noel! pointing out what an utter GIMP Dappy really is AND making it funny.

[Lylodile]

TROLOLOLOLOL

[TheNeoAxl]

Nice peahead Dappy, Fuckin twat

[BevellingRetorts]

Dappy, at times can be sweet and endearing, but can also be an annoying, unfunny cunt at times, this is a fact.

Noel Fielding is an underrated comic genius, this is also a fact.

Both are awesome, in their own tosser-ish ways. Now can we change the subject, please?

[i7omahawki]

@BevellingRetorts Hm, have you not heard about how Dappy, whilst working with an Anti-Bullying campaign, harrassed a lady who criticized his music with threatening texts?

Doesn't sound awesome. I think 'cunt at times' is understating it.

[melonflaps]

@BevellingRetorts You can't change the subject when the video is the subject, and these are the video comments.

[wubwubdubdub1]

Dappy is a knob

[metaltigeruk]

Putting Dappy on this show is like placing a fresh cut of meat in a lions cage fucking funny to watch.

[Wolf22283]

Goldfish>Dappy

[wordscontrolminds]

@Wolf22283 lol, guppie!

[hypedpotential]

I don't know why but I watch this about once every month...

[kevdufc]

OWNED!!

[dancingdorris1]

Its not that difficult, best line ever.

[bensooty1]

where have they dug this garbage up from?? it just goes to show that you dont need to be talented to get on in life. this guy is probably one of the unfunniest blokes on tv...

[Killtor448]

@bensooty1 Who? Dappy, obviously.

Couldn't possibly be Noel, he's in a number of comedy shows and is very good at that kind of thing.

[smlyrsfrts]

dappy? no.. dipshit

[superhappyfunslide2]

You tryna out smartz me like?

[Hellwyck]

Anyone who executes a drive by shooting with a paintball gun on their own fans as they queue up for your concert deserves to be smacked in the face.

[Hellwyck]

Because to him, looking like a prize A twat is "cool"

[LinkofLegends]

@Hellwyck im sure you ment because ' of ' him, And no..no its not

[TheRyansteven]

Why was he wearing a huge coat inside a heated studio?

[SBRJulia]

owned.

[duckingforcover09]

@paulbefc No I was in a heavy mix of beer, Whiskey and Vodka at a night club, which if you go to my channel I am arguably the last ever person to enjoy the Cunt-tastic tunes of David Guetta and this pathetic excuse of a human being Dappy, and he was the "star power" to advertise the place, plus I was with my Girlfriend at the time as well, but I thought im never going to get the chance to meet the 5 foot prick again so...

[philkearney0577]

london riots = ndubz fans

[bethspanswick]

lol

[xxxNarglesxxx]

Does anyone know where I can find the full episode?

[JodieeLouise]

@xxxNarglesxxx watchseries (:

[xxxNarglesxxx]

@JodieeLouise @SuperSpeckybecky Got it ;)

[SuperSpeckybecky]

@xxxNarglesxxx series 23 episode 8,

[TheVideoPig]

where can i find the full episode?

[ShaneSacrament]

@AshbourneAdvance Having worked on the set of Buzzcocks numerous times, i can properly say that you are an absolute arsehole. Defending Dappy is like defending a rapist...of the english language, that is! *ba dum tish*

[animelover5076]

Noel made him look like a stupid idiot in under five seconds and he wasnt even trying XD

[lauramax93]

omg that isnt even the best part!! When the moron mistakes that pregnant woman for some inspirational singer or something and gets her all embarrassed! xD F-ing brilliant! Where's that? =P

[duckingforcover09]

Ive met Dappy, called him a shit and a cunt to his face.

[tribal49]

@duckingforcover09 good lad! :)

[ricardomaritza1]

@duckingforcover09 dont blame you m8, who the fuk is he anyway ? never heard of him, because i listen to real music, rock & roll :))

[Riiggerzz]

@duckingforcover09 Watch out, we've got a bad ass over here!

[LilMusicz]

@duckingforcover09 Yeah course you did, Whats the matter with you? Hes made it further than you so...Say Nuttin?

[duckingforcover09]

@LilMusicz I don't care what you think I know I did, also it's pronounced "nothing" you cretin.

[Kill3rR0s3]

@LilMusicz When you insult someone use ENGLISH YOU FUCKING MORON

[YanMcDanish]

@duckingforcover09 Hes a very down to earth guy, you clearly haven't met him since hes respectable and hard working.

[duckingforcover09]

@YanMcDanish No he wasn't, stop arse kissing him you twat.

[YanMcDanish]

@duckingforcover09 I don't like his music and i also enjoy noel very much. Insulting dappy who has done nothing more than have a little bit of banter with noel is just silly.

[duckingforcover09]

@YanMcDanish It wasn't silly, it was fun for me.

[YanMcDanish]

@duckingforcover09 Great. No-one cares, im sure he doesn't either.

[duckingforcover09]

@YanMcDanish I did, as did he at the moment, that's all that matters big man.

[KookyMc]

@YanMcDanish then why does he act like a twat all the time? surely if he was a 'down to earth guy' he would have been able to come up with a better comeback than: 'ok so who would get more girls in a club me or you straight up?!'

Its time to face the facts; hes a retard.

[sidbear2]

@duckingforcover09 good man! what did the prick say back?

[duckingforcover09]

@sidbear2 Just gave me a small push which didn't move me at all, then I blew him a patronising kiss which really pissed the twat off.

[NiallMPTFC]

@duckingforcover09 you are a saint, well done sir xD

[UxoriousFuddyduddy]

@duckingforcover09 lies

[duckingforcover09]

@UxoriousFuddyduddy Again I'll tell you what I told the last guy, I don't give a flying fuck what you think I know I did.

[UxoriousFuddyduddy]

@duckingforcover09 Jezzzz stop lying

[ImaginaryQuack]

I cba to go through the comments to find topbluffa1's comment, so I'll just say this video made me laugh a lot. 

[AshbourneAdvance]

everyone does realise this show is pre scripted by all the contestants yeah? lol im sure dappy didnt take too much offence from content of script he helped to write...

[BoredOfThisSite]

@AshbourneAdvance I doubt it. He'd struggle to write his own name to get a biscuit.

[dagsgaz]

@AshbourneAdvance lol realy? fucking good actors all of them if thats the case.

[wurble]

@AshbourneAdvance Right. So, did Preston help write the jokes ripping into his then airhead wife? Which caused him to storm off set and publicly slam Simon?

[SavatageBeast]

"trying to outsmart me blud?" A sheep in its sleep could outsmart him

[UberSpyJ96]

@SavatageBeast actually he said man instead of "blud"

[yharyhar8]

@SavatageBeast a mollusc in a jelly mould could.

[deadtacokitten]

omg pahahah

[Kingro619]

Haha love it. Dappys such a twat

[Mhiara93]

At the end of the day, most of us are here to watch Noel Fielding as he is very funny and talented with his quick wit and charm :) and maybe also to see Dappy being made to look even more like a knob. Saying that, watch an N-Dubz video and you'll see him (out of his own choice of course) making a right arse of himself. This video just makes me love Noel even more. End of, now stop all the bickering.

[moviedirector1993]

that's funny seen as dappy is an A* English student he seems to be dumber than all of the youtube commenters' who hate bullies and are desperate to be famous with their lack of education crushing their dreams, a bit hypocritical wouldn't you say?

[megmo1571]

Someone pls pls pls upload this whole ep.

[LordPayne]

Honestly, he's completly out of his element there. Of course he was destined for a smack down.

[MaisyFarren]

i actually want to marry noel fielding

[Slacks2k]

Dappy's attitude reminds me of the bullies we had in secondary school. They all sound, acted and presented themselves like him.

Completely brainless!

Unfortunately all the other brainless people in the UK like his music, otherwise known as junk.

[soltbolz]

At the end of the day no matter how clever he is he will always be richer than these keyboard warriors who hate him.

[yellowgritbox]

noel ftw!! x]

[SuperRubix123]

Let's just tell the truth guys, Noel Fielding is the greatest man to walk the planet. Dappy is a dumbass, simple as

[megs12334]

I don't know why anyone is arguing about anything. I would think that anyone who called themselves dappy is a complete moron anyways

[proffesor98]

If only N Dubz fans could figure out how to turn on the computer, then provide a little balance...

[EmeraldJunkie]

I'd just like to add, Dappy went to a private school.

MONEY WELL SPENT

[mafiaproductions1932]

dappy the thick twat

[megmo1571]

@Marreez Do u have this whole ep.? 

[xxpeacockdreamsxx]

I love Noel! He believes in calling a spade a spade, or in this case, Dappy a twat!

[ashdude97]

what a chav

[musicofthesoul66]

I love how Noel doesn't want to create negativity but you can tell Dappy's pissing him off.

[D34N6232]

I love when Dappy comes on Never Mind The Buzzcocks cos everybody just makes fun of him and he is to stupid to realise it

[wayners7]

@D34N6232 that's so right

[QuirkyGirl12345]

Their different words in a different sentence.

Hang on, you tryin' ta out smart me now?

Well, its not that difficult is it?

*PWNAGE* xx

[SirHawkeyeWho]

Noel is made from god sperm and Dappy is made from shit sperm or sutin.

[MizzPheeXoxoX]

stop writing paragraphs about dappy!

we've agreed he's a knob so could we have some noel paragraphs please :)