Ask A Bodyguard: Big Black

[qlindsay]

Ask Mr. Colt.

[hazing420]

LOL, Kevin Kosner trying to fight Big Black haha.

[TheJayduece]

Lmfaooooo

[KrfNYC2]

The phrase, "cut off her circulation" should never come up when talking about sex.

[recalcitrist1]

Why is it that so many of these bodyguards are big fat Ne-gros who look like they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag?

[last7years]

you feel proud about putting your big black belly on a girl until she sleeps? youre not porking her man, youre creating a new deadly killer move for fat people. o.0

[asshatnowhere159]

eskimo?...........nmh.... 

[AnotherSantaCruzSk8r]

press 3 and 6 haha

[adrozemog]

at 1:46 he blinked as if it was a nervous twitch because he's lying

[gkooooz]

what all of you dont understand is that big black sucked robs dik---rob is a multi millionaire skate boarder and big black is a dumb nigger--who do you think sucked whos dik--big blak is a fat homo--period point blank

[05834055]

@gkooooz get outa here with that shit neither of them are gay or suckin dick

[kileer7]

I got shlong son lol

[tee14sigh]

press 5



[skatedeathwish69]

this nigga said "i got schlong son" lmao

[SlickHandsAxelPepper]

ROFLROFLROFL.... ETC.

[torres61209]

BIG BLACK IS FUCKIN CRAZY HAHA

[dontasktwice1900]

what the fuck is with his eye

[Bigsausageboy]

Eeeeewww bet he's got crazy frumunda cheese

[thekiwikiller12]

he said nigga 0:18

[torres61209]

@thekiwikiller12

SO?

[thekiwikiller12]

@torres61209 it was funny

[fallen250]

A man?

Hell no... -_-

[robertsrashad]

"I got girth.do all of them is tight. Man, I got slong son!"

[tee14sigh]

done deal son



[JustinLB82]

"Field of fuckin dreams...big black dreams" lmao

[rubberdildos]

knobhead

[calikiddable]

I aint spending the night as this niga's house

[alexis1212ify]

damn big black is the BIG BLACK BOSS hahaha FUNY

[pcvsxbox360]

"a dude?"

"..hell no."

that was epic.

1:40

[wrestlingfan805]

he has not had sex with that many people serously not to be a douche bag or anything like that but dude serously

[IGranturismo]

@wrestlingfan805 you ever been a bouncer????especially at vip sections???no??so hush

[wrestlingfan805]

@IGranturismo how would you know either!

[IGranturismo]

@wrestlingfan805 Im a Bouncer -_-

[rockstribute]

@wrestlingfan805 and i can see why he has no virginities to his name either XD, but fuck fighting him

[FeeldahVibe001]

wait so theres a part 1?

[FresshPicked]

is it weird that i had a dream about u being my best friend and then a bully didn't want to get out of my chair so u went up 2 him and he was big as you and u picked him up with the chair and flipped him over and he gave u props 4 doing it. and i bear hugged you after. perfectly normal right....?am i the only one that dreamed about this lmao :)

[Verac000]

@FresshPicked ive had similer dreams

[coolsk83rjay]

Big black dreams.lol

[qwertyhood]

I fucks wit BigBlack

[felipegonzalezweb]

This guy scares me o_O

[mcrPwnsyou]

HAHA. omg, the sex questions.

[VaughnProductions1]

at the end lmfao

[futurechemengineer89]

haha put that bear hug on em boy!

hahah "help you get your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's"

big black you the man

[sk8uk8]

this guy feels like he has to say 'know what im sayin' he even corrects himself at 0:41

[OblivionKBB44]

@sk8uk8 yeah because he's a stud lol

[Shamrock956]

he aint gonna talk about no cornfields hahahahahaha

[g0atBallz420]

hahahah i love how he pauses mid sentence just to say "know what im sayin" at 00:41

[Afronic12]

Lmao!!!!!

[MustacheStashCash]

Im 6'3 420 pounds and i dont look as fat as him lol

[mac777daddy]

@MustacheStashCash Yep this dude is no body guard unless he is going to jump in front of a bullet to stop it. This dude would be out of wind trying to put a bear hug on someone.

[sqeker09]

@MustacheStashCash

Big black is actually 6'8"

[MustacheStashCash]

@sqeker09 I never said he wasnt? Im just saying i weigh close to him and if im smaller i should look fatter but i dont.

[mawfuksit]

lol

[assassinsgunt2]

No coment

[bacemonkey]

i would want a fit mo fo to protect my ass getting all bruce lea on it , not a fat sack of shit , dodge him for 30 seconds he be out of breath then BAMM GOOD NIGHT

[SkateboardAndSkates]

@bacemonkey bruce lea does not life in this world bruce lee do

[colinluzio]

@bacemonkey this guy thinks he's tough coz he's 400 pounds. He takes a hit from a 200 pound pro and he's gonna be on his fat arse.

[Damienmizerak]

@colinluzio you dont skate or understand comedy.

[colinluzio]

@Damienmizerak I was replying to bacemonkey's comment so I fail to see the logic here

[TheMombie1009]

where is part 1?

[zmerriill]

big black look out here comes the freakin poser

[zmerriill]

hes soo full of shit i can talk better shit than that

[MadTvful]

wuz wrong wit ur face?

[hottieq12]

FIELD OF DREAMS...dumbass

[Cleticxx]

feel the dreams, FEEL THE FUCKING DREAMS. the big black dreams

[szer420]

i got girth, so i wouldnt no. hahaha ahhahahahhahah

[DarkShroom]

"i wouldn't know cos yunno i got girth so it's all tight to me" lmao

[Str8LunchinTube]

LOL

[sonic911]

big black vs kimbo slice

[Charlotte32warr]

lol "A dude" Hell No

[Charlotte32warr]

he talkin bout fat people lol

[Avi4torMATT]

lmfao

[bigblackdyx]

my favourate pozztn be jizzin a showa wif zeus-da-nigga-luvstix aka bigblackdyx's.....bigblackdyk and den quickly goin fo a 69 me on top and den fartin a load of 15 mcdeez cheezrburgers on da hoochie mama. . . .and gettin a welfa' check from nigga obama. To do da same sheat next wif 10 wendy's quarter pound beef !

[DJ62194]

Funniest shit ever...married woman?..didn't know

[MrParkoursniper]

Cheerleader yep

[idontlikecops1]

i got shlong son lmao!!!!

[mw2havoc]

what a joker

[leonidas44498]

Wow, one ugly mutherfuker...

[jontejay]

1:07-1:47 L-O fucking L

[harmonizethelord9]

How can people talk like that like how can they have answers for every question even if they havnt heard of the thing

[EDGAR15ish]

lmfao this shit was funny at the end well ever scince they talking bout sex lmao

[robinett11]

i got shlong son

[JoosuToosu]

if i got fcking problem i buy myself a ak

[DarnLevel]

a dude "Hell no"

[mrlenge]

oh and big black is 6ft 6

[heynow114]

@mrlenge ive heard he was 7 feet tall and could consume the english with fire balls from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse

[mrlenge]

@heynow114 lol cheers 4 that m8

[mrlenge]

22's son

[SpaceGhost76]

C'MON SON!

[buck3theadman]

Kevin Costner is 6'1 inches tall AND NO I DID NOT LOOK IT UP ON ASK.COM......

[cmiller8789]

distract this obese nigger with a bucket of KFC he will see two buckets because of that lazy eye

[DJspin88988]

@cmiller8789 Shut the hell up why are you so racsist?

[yahairajvd1]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[kleite11]

my pelvis just goin ah ah ah ah

[Cmills92xx]

haha his left eye!

[Base242]

Celebrities use amateurs like this so the public can see that they have security, makes them feel important and increases their profile.

Look at quality bodyguards, they simply don't stand out and are fit, fit for a reason!

[julezsniper]

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

[korralikmees]

asian? ooooh

[thankey24]

has anyone noticed the eye movements whilst saying the : feels the dreams bit! LOL!

[yes333yes]

dude you have a stroke the left side of your face isn't moving

[yahairajvd1]

@yes333yes for reals

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

what good would an overweight man be in a fight? he would run off to the nearest KFC. Dude your half blind ! He couldnt even maintain an erection due to heart disease. Once he hit the floor, he couldnt get back up.

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

what good would an overweight man be in a fight? he would run off to the nearest KFC

[happy420xxx]

spoken like a true pimp... FUCK YOU!!!

[itzdoggerday]

thats the first time i heard big black say fuck beacause on rob and big they block out the word fuck XD

[tslodtslod]

big blacks weakness = dropping in

[JRFish29]

"i got shlong son!"LMAO

[n3w13r33d]

i dont wanna waste u guys's time like a million other rappers tellen u to hear their music but just listen to our music the things we say i kno some of you can connect to, good or bad were just 2 best friends making friends and memories in the process please give us a chance =)

[larrence029]

that last question killed me

[thefamilyk]

He has a lazy eye but he doesnt give a fuck

[streetwheels]

put your name on my booty in black

[andersentaurean]

kevin kostner definitely could out run me you know im not tryina run im prob..know wat im sayin? but when its come down to puttin my hands on sumbody gettin the weight in the middle kevin kostner caynt fuck wit dat

[ZachRose88]

Big Black and Rob together were the perfect blend of personalities.

[resley3]

the left of his face is lazy o.O

[irishboy8789]

big black will kick any ones ass cause big black dose work

[SensiRootsBoy]

why did big black stop being robs side kick man !! they were mad funny, now its rob and that drama guy, he aint funny for shit he boring

[ourorboros2]

who else found this after looking for songs by big black?

[ItsNOYFB]

What the hell are you Bodyguarding the sun you fat fuck!

[OhSoGreezy]

@ItsNOYFB hi hater

[ItsNOYFB]

@OhSoGreezy Hello faggot

[BassBumpin108]

@ItsNOYFB No, just your mom. She's almost as big as the sun though, so good guess.

[ItsNOYFB]

@BassBumpin108 WOW mama jokes really lol your fucking pathetic!

[BassBumpin108]

@ItsNOYFB Yup, I gave a pathetic response to your pathetic comment.

[ItsNOYFB]

@BassBumpin108 Ok whatever you say, the truth is your pathetic FACT!

[ItsNOYFB]

@BassBumpin108 Let me be more specific you sound like a troll that would go to vid to vid with a will to be an asshole about everythin but still lacking in common sense. To me you sound like some petty little grammar nazi troll trap, however when you have something nasty to say unless the person has misspelled something your intellect will not allow you to retort with anything even the least bit insulting much less relevant to your argument. Thus you are pathetic! :)

[BassBumpin108]

@ItsNOYFB Nah, I don't waste my time correcting grammar on youtube of all places. I found your comment on Big Black being fat kind of stupid, so I gave it a kind of stupid internet response. If you want to think I'm trolling, you can. And obviously if I was trying to troll you, it worked. Have a nice day :)

[cheatjoc742]

@ItsNOYFB

FUCK YOU

[ItsNOYFB]

@cheatjoc742 Yeah right back at ya low life!

[shortys00100]

give swayze some respect

[Shadowhunter712]

LMFAO!!! This guy is freakin amazing haha

[StraightEdgeSOAD]

BB should be careful with that sex position, he might kill a woman one day

[Chatterboxx900]

I Found you!!

YES!!



[xxkjoo]

i would love to see this guy with a clothing line

[misternicksir]

@xxkjoo he does

[xxkjoo]

@misternicksir well i know hes got his own clothes but where could you buy some of his stuff?

[misternicksir]

@xxkjoo mostly online but you can find them at stores like tillys, zumiez, packsun and all those skate shops

[HonRevPTB]

Are you kidding me!?! Patrick Swayze studied martial arts his whole life and dance which made him extremely disciplined and he was in great shape! What's up with you big fat fucks that makes you think you're tough? Swayze would have cycled your ass and you would have a heart attack 30 seconds into it! I mean come on! That was such an ignorant thing to say about the guy! Just goes to show you know nothing of discipline and respect! Big Fat! Truly fucking ignorant! I'm embarrassed for you!!!

[snapafoot]

@HonRevPTB u like dick dont u?

[BigStiltsMan]

@snapafoot hey dont fuck with big black. he'll eat you, then eat a couple BigMac's.

[TheBigRedOne10]

@BigStiltsMan and then he'll take a dump.

[BigStiltsMan]

@BigStiltsMan bro big black will make you disappear in his ass son. DO WORK!!!!

[jacplit]

@HonRevPTB And then he died. BB 1, PS 0.

[CecilEazy1]

@HonRevPTB it aint even that serious calm down

[cheatjoc742]

@HonRevPTB

yup u r SUPER gay

XD

[cuppycake0197]

has anyone else noticed that lagging right eye

[Loranzo1990]

@cuppycake0197 hahaha yea prob his first stroke

[datnoidkid]

C'MON YOU BIG FAT FUCKERS, WERE I COME FROM WE CALL YOU GUYS DISGUSTO FUCKS, ALL TALK ITS NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE HEART ATTACKS TRYING TO FEED YOURSELFS, AN YOU TALK SHIT LIKE YOU CAN GET PUSSY HOOD RATS MAYBE,MAYBE THE TALK IS GOOD HAVE TO GIVE YA THAT DISGUSTO FUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[planters92892]

rofl at :19 i love how he's like i've done road house!.... niggga

[dat209emokilla]

this is the mothafucka that made me proud to be a "chunky boy", if u will. im 19 years old 6'5" 400! wqrchin this dude on tv nd doin his thing made me more comfortable with being a big ass dude. thanx to the nigga BIG BLACK!

[Jakusaan]

big black's son would b e lil' black and would still fuck you up lol

[b4k3y]

field of fucking dreams<3

[NYCxskateXinfo]

LMFAO0O0O00 MAD FUNNY

[racer7007]

hahah hes my idol hes kool!

[OscarBallz]

bring big black to the factory

[robinett11]

i got shlong son

[robinett11]

let's do work

[skateboard325]

@robinett11 the cheat code in skate 2

[ST518white]

big black my nigga haha you gotta make an appearance on fantasy factory its been too long...he cnt fight tho hes way to big n slow

[MrWhitechocolate123]

hahahaha cuff the gut up hahahaha

[serbmafioso3]

fuckin fat ass move way to slow .....you havnt been laid yet either

[orangejulius3]

@serbmafioso3

thats why he has children right

[crmccray]

I got slong son...

[vliquid]

hahahhahahahaahaha!!!!!



[ChuckYReborN]

oh shit Big Black is actually Black..... :O

[cferg24]

dude big black fed more girls than a porn star

[idontlikecops1]

Field of fucking dreams! lol

[TheMexicanwarrior1]

"lemmy put my belly on ur back" hahahahaha

[zanderzoot]

The only people who employ idiots like this are celebs desperate to stand out.

Take a look at the security of any country leader,their security doesn't even stand out, there are reasons for this.

They would drop this fat prick in seconds.!

[thecastman97]

@zanderzoot only if you knew he is a pro body guard and went through like 2 years on training

[zanderzoot]

@thecastman97

A whole 2 years hey?

You clearly have NO idea regarding this subject whatsoever.

I suggest you research UK SO1 & SO14 and other organisations like Clearwater etc.