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  • ill give you good at driving but what have you against the sirens!

  • Oh my God, when you knocked those people over near the start I spat my coffee all over my keyboard.

  • DAMNIT I CLICKED NEXT THE SECOND TOBY SAID WE WAS GOING TO CLICK THE LAST ON HIS JOURNAL!!!!!

  • toby: wazup gurl

    girl: ppsshh fuck you.. *walks away*

  • i will pee on my xbox rockstar LOL

  • LOL he hit a woman

  • toby you are really a awfull shooter xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U PUSHED THEM DOWN HAHAHAHAHAAA

  • my grandmother (of all people) came in when he said "i wil pee on my xbox" and i got this face

    -_0

  • I'm just gonna run the hell in there. I don't give a damn. Left trigger kills people.

  • WHEN HE PUSHED THE GIRL DOWN LMFAOOOOOOO

  • haha, u're hilarious dude

  • Don't you make me drive to him again Rock Star. I will pee on my XBOX.

    LOLOLOL

  • 7:33 annoying orange,pear,and grapefruit on billboard

  • 1:51 > 2:13 should be tobygames HIGHLIGHTS

  • he made a funny noise at 4:40

  • Love toby's logic.

    "The car must have been going like a bat out of hell"

    "Or like a car out of hell. A car bat. A bat car! Possibly Batman!" >.<

  • Toby: Okay i'm not going hit anymore cars the rest of this episode....starting now

    *almost crashes into a train* Toby you silly nugget XD

  • I will pee on my xbox

  • God dangit moment lol

  • @dakotaV45 Ya me neither

  • I wonder if he knows he can pick. Newspapers up

  • 4:30

    Me: Toby use your Siren!!

    Toby: WEEEEEEEEHW

    Me: O_O

  • haha when he pushes down the guy and the girl i died

  • 4:21 Wait, this is you driving good...I'm scared for the people in your neighborhood :O

  • IT WAS BATMAN!

  • police radio: 211 in progress*bang,bang*Shots fired, shots fired!

    Phelps: Let's go!14 Adam on route

    Police Radio: Task force Delta inbound!

    Phelps: who?

  • Cute, he said "Mädchen" :3

  • At 8:00 I kept screaming "WRONG WAAAAAY!!!!"

  • My last name is Shelton and if i wasnt a girl, my name would have been William , no joke :)

  • If you play this game at the same time watching toby do it on the same crime, it seems like your playing multiplayer with him :)

  • I cried when Toby missed the Bloody knife in the trash bin...

  • Yeah so i am Drawing and ill i hear is Suck it, Suck it, Suck it... Then i will pee on my xbox. Always nice to hear lol :P

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  • Lol so funny when u pushed the guy and the girl at 2:03 xD

  • I just recently got LA Noire for the PC (I had it for PS3 since release) and so I'm replaying it with all the DLC and as I'm playing I say things Toby would say. Like just now I'm on the first homocide case and I just called the bartender a liar before he even said anything lol.

  • 7:25 when Toby zooms in on the billboard it's the Annoying Orange

  • I laughed soo hard when I watched this,mostly at ' Or like a car outta... Car outta hell... Bat out of car..carbat! '

  • OMG! MY COLLEGE PRAXIS NAME IS ROCKSTAR!!!! HE SAID MY PRAXIS NAME!!! LIFE=COMPLETE!

  • Oh you're screwed bro. I missed. Ah your face is gone. AH MY HAT.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!! XD

  • SHUT YOUR FAC-What's up girl? XP

  • does anyone know how i he tapes himself playing the xbox

  • i have a cold and am sneezing non-stop but when i'm watching toby videos, its a good thing.

  • i will pie on my xbox ? 0.o

    i think that doesn't do any good ya know =0

  • How can someone be so bad at games?

  • i miss quick save

  • 9:16 - 9:19 my new ringtone

  • "PUT UR GUN DOWN! OR ILL SHOOT YUR MOUTH!"

    -other cop die-

    " NOOO!! ARGH I"LL PEE IN MAI OWN XBOX D:<"

    ME: ._. ew.

  • i think toby as a cop would be a bad thing haha

  • you were supposed to go in the alley and find a friggin knife

  • "You're not going to be doing cross-country anymore!" has to be one of the strangest one-liners ever.

  • AAAHHHHH NOOOOO TOBY! ur were sooo.... close.... :[

  • 3 years earlier

    Toby: fuck this game... look at this motherfucking body... fuck this shit

    now

    Toby: 3:47 HEY NO SHHHH

  • @amaterasu12123 i dont get it.. toby dosnt swear

  • @dakotaV45 He used to in his way older videos

  • @amaterasu12123 Whoa, really? Where can I see THAT? :O (I love that he doesn't swear, but I'm curious to know what it sounded like when he actually did.)

  • @amaterasu12123 WTF are you talking about...no, seriously plz explain

  • I will pee on my XBox

  • Toby: Ok, I'm not gonna hit another car for the rest of this episode, starting now!"

    *hits a car*

    LOL

  • DID I JUST THROW A GRENADE?

  • "like little maydgen"

    "Mädchen" ^^

    Ansonsten, wie immer ein Hammer Video! ;)

    *english mode activated*

    Anyway, great video as always!

  • I will pee on my xbox!

  • 9:05 i thought i'd shit my pants laughing

  • "Or I will pee on my Xbox!"

    LOL XD Funny but kinda gross.

  • "That's one thing you won't realize.

    Cause it's not true."

    I'm using that everywhere.

    

  • I love the sounds he makes when he fails or dies

  • 04:39 You sounded like Daneboe for a second.

  • you silly you sillyy ahhhh girl u made me hit a telephone poleee hahahaha

  • I dont know what murder is!

    I dont know why but that made me spit up my drink =[

  • Check out: goo.gl\k3U6R if you want Gears of War 3.

  • 7:36 Nice one Toby xD I'm not quite 100% on this, but I don't think cops in the 40's carry around grenades lool, I cracked up too much over that

  • I want toby and pewdiepie to make a video together

  • i was going to start my homework but no! SOMEONE HAD TO FAIIIIIL THE MISSION!

  • "don't make me drive again. i'll pee on my xbox."

  • 2:01 ROFL!! OMG!! IDK WHY BUT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT!! XD!! I KEEP REPLAYING IT AND ROFLING! (literally ROFLING) HAHAHA!!

  • The funniest part?

    When his hat was shot off. xD

  • "So, he broked-- he braked before the-- ohhhkay-- so he knew there was a person then he braked and then he hit a person cause his brakes started to suck, sucky suck breaks." Yeah, Toby figured it out it was bat man in the bat car from hell with sucky suck breaks.

  • lol toby Ur using a .45 pistol at like a mile away...

  • Toby.... You suck at driving, sorry. Hopefully it's just that cut from your sword incident

  • Don't spammers post that same shit on almost all of Toby's videos. So annoying.

  • Dear Toby ,

    Please dont make us cry anymore .

    Sincerely ,

    Laughter

  • " I'll pee on my X - BOX ! "

  • lmfao ! I actually cried laughing at you tackling that man and woman!

  • @cgt671

    your right man that part is so funny. I really like the WHEEEWWWWWWWW!

  • "If I have to do this again I will PEE on my XBox."

  • I love how the headlights came on right as he screamed NOOOOOOOO

  • WILLIAM SHATNER, fuck yeah!

  • Toby you didnt pee on your xbox

  • Anyone else move their mouse to the next episode button when he said peace off in the beginning? XD

  • I couldn't stop laughing once Toby declared that he would pee on his XBOX.

  • Now I really want to see toby play some grand theft auto

  • bum diddily bum bum

  • Toby: "Don't you make me drive to him again or I will pee on my XBOX."

    Me: "DO IT ALREADY!"

    I don't like XBOX

  • omg the ad before this video was when you did the game release party at walmart O3o

  • "quit smoking man, in the future you'll find out its bad for you"

    XD my fave quote in this vid

  • so, the clear suspects are batman... and william shatner!

  • i want to use the noise he makes at 4:30 as my text alert xD

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh

  • I laughed when you screamed and cried.

  • its ok if you pee on your xbox.theres an info leak they are being liquidated in the yellow pages. get them before they run out.

  • 02:01 best moment

  • dude you suck at this, this is why xbox sux. controlling = impossible

  • @Ltxtx xobox doesnt suck he just sucks at xbox, ps3 sucks

  • @FlyingAvenger you didn't like it when people say xbox sucks. But then you said ps3 sucks. Sucha hypocrite

  • @Ltxtx xbox doesnt suck he just sucks at xbox, ps3 sucks

  • The cop on the left by the car at 9:46

    GET PWNED lol

  • toby: shut your face! *tackles a man and his wife* IM A COP!

  • "egghhh ahhh uhhh I'm a detective errr ahhhh"

  • I need this game

  • any1 notice, when toby does these he kinda sounds like kaboose from red vs blue? any1 else?

  • @tpostgamer kinna sorta t kase deffinatly sounds dumber and more hmm childish?

  • I'm sorry but how does someone misspell the word Caboose

    referencing tpostgamer's comment.

  • @OreoC00kie259 How does someone not know how it is possible to misspell Caboose?

  • @hauntedflower13 Caboose is a simple spelling.

  • @OreoC00kie259 My point is that both K and C can make that sound, and tpostgamer made the slight error of using a K. And because C can also make an S sound whereas K can only make it's own sound, it is perfectly understandable that one might think it was K.

  • Sure sure pee on ur xbox

  • He BOOPED IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!

    he BOOPED in the middle of the video.... OMG!!!!!

    that was awesome I was so not prepaired for it. ahhhhh hahahahahaha

  • damn your really funny but you are terrible at the game

  • you know german i freaking love you tobs 

  • I'm crying. :'D

  • I sneezed at 0:02

  • I laughed so hard no noise came out at 2:03 - 2:04.

  • I did a spit take when you pushed over those two people! LOL

  • During his driving sequence where he said "That doesn't count" after promising he wouldn't hit other cars, something told me that he was the kid in school who, when he lost a game, he said it didn't count and it was just practice.

  • i love this guy

  • LOL 4:40 !

  • Does toby really think that 1947 cops had grenades...

  • haha lol'd so hard wehn he pushed the ppl over XD

  • @mysterystarr4218 yup a new way to make ads secretly yet listen to them cuz we dont suspect it xD cuz of him i really want Portal 2 and L.A. Noire xD

  • lol at 1:58

  • Lol I will pee on my xbox lolol

  • I REALLY wish Toby would stop walking all up in the blood -_-

  • At 7:28 annoying orange was on the bill board.

  • @mysterystarr4218 it all makes sense now :o

  • OMG I lol'ed so hard, I almost choked.

  • I will pee on my xbox!!

    hahahaha lol!

  • at 4.46 that totally looked like the charmed house...

  • @AmbiBambi1231 omg It so does! lol Good eye!!

  • It's spelled PattiNson Toby (and he probably doesn't care good to know)

  • This is the best tobygames episode EVER.

  • Hahaha There's been a Pattison(Pattinson), Perry, and a Black so far in this game.

  • DON'T YOU MAKE ME DRIVE TO HIM AGAIN! OR I WILL... PEE ON MY XBOX!

    *darkness reveals you in a car.*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • when he says weooooo it soo funny

  • dont u make me drive to him again or i will pee on my x box! LOOL XD

  • who wants to know the ending?

  • @jumbotrev123 Phelps dies. He drowns in a waterline.

  • @mysterystarr4218 it works soooo welll

  • make more or play games with ijustine

  • lmfao I love Toby's reaction to his hat getting shot off.

  • I didn't see it coming when he dropped those civis. Lol

  • William Sheldon Oh My GOD William Shatner

  • Toby, sometimes you make me so mad! You seem to be missing so much!!  I seriously wish I could be there to tell you what to do :)

  • the best part 02:00 toby you should put that part in highlights it would be awesome!! xD

  • Me: "you should probably put your sir--"

    Toby: " HEY! hey! shhh!"

    Me: "okay" v.v

  • nice walking in the evidence you monkey genius. XD

  • If like to see Toby play Arkham Asylem

  • peeing on a xbox games rock and toby talks to much and i cant here what the game people say but he's funny.

  • I WAS CRYING SO HARD WHEN HE SAID I WILL PEE ON MY XBOX

  • NPCS, what does that stand for ? AWESOME xP

  • I will pee on my Xbox.

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PUSHED THAT WOMAN OVER HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • From 9:02 i could not stop laughing... i cried laughing at epic failureness.

  • who else is getting creeped out by the anime commercials music.

  • You made me laugh so hard when the hostage died!

    "Don't you make me drive all the way to him again... Don't you... NOO! NOOOOO! "

    XD

  • at 9:43 the guy dies as toby runs by him

  • BATMAN IS A MURDERER! O_O

  • At 2:03 i laughed for like 10 whole minutes :L

  • patner: "find the driver and nail him"

    Toby: I wouldn't go that far

    LOL

  • GAWDDANGIT!!!

  • i thought i was done with the batman adds last year >.>

  • so are you gonna pee on your xbox or...?

  • @Rollersteaam So you watched up to part 11 for the hell of it or are you just that stupid? Piss off

  • @Rollersteaam burn in hell mudafuka....TOBUSCUS RULEZ!!!!

  • Dont you make me go back there, o