I just recently got LA Noire for the PC (I had it for PS3 since release) and so I'm replaying it with all the DLC and as I'm playing I say things Toby would say. Like just now I'm on the first homocide case and I just called the bartender a liar before he even said anything lol.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XD
@amaterasu12123 Whoa, really? Where can I see THAT? :O (I love that he doesn't swear, but I'm curious to know what it sounded like when he actually did.)
"So, he broked-- he braked before the-- ohhhkay-- so he knew there was a person then he braked and then he hit a person cause his brakes started to suck, sucky suck breaks." Yeah, Toby figured it out it was bat man in the bat car from hell with sucky suck breaks.
@OreoC00kie259 My point is that both K and C can make that sound, and tpostgamer made the slight error of using a K. And because C can also make an S sound whereas K can only make it's own sound, it is perfectly understandable that one might think it was K.
During his driving sequence where he said "That doesn't count" after promising he wouldn't hit other cars, something told me that he was the kid in school who, when he lost a game, he said it didn't count and it was just practice.
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You make me so fucking fustrated you piece of crap you make me fucking rage because you suck terribly at this game and you have the brain of a goldfish you cunt nugget OH MY GOD just DIE. AWH.
ill give you good at driving but what have you against the sirens!
deflepfan365 1 day ago
Oh my God, when you knocked those people over near the start I spat my coffee all over my keyboard.
Jacko11120 6 days ago
DAMNIT I CLICKED NEXT THE SECOND TOBY SAID WE WAS GOING TO CLICK THE LAST ON HIS JOURNAL!!!!!
acrc14 1 week ago
toby: wazup gurl
girl: ppsshh fuck you.. *walks away*
aNiMaLALice1997 1 week ago
i will pee on my xbox rockstar LOL
gregatl2 1 week ago
LOL he hit a woman
gregatl2 1 week ago
toby you are really a awfull shooter xD
ThePaRaDoX4LiFE 1 week ago in playlist L.A. Noire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U PUSHED THEM DOWN HAHAHAHAHAAA
MegaSyazwin 1 week ago
my grandmother (of all people) came in when he said "i wil pee on my xbox" and i got this face
-_0
Dunnygirl21 3 weeks ago in playlist L.A. Noire
I'm just gonna run the hell in there. I don't give a damn. Left trigger kills people.
icollectusernames 3 weeks ago
WHEN HE PUSHED THE GIRL DOWN LMFAOOOOOOO
ClansmaClan 4 weeks ago 7
haha, u're hilarious dude
hardc0r3gam3r 1 month ago
Don't you make me drive to him again Rock Star. I will pee on my XBOX.
LOLOLOL
ZuckingFombiee 1 month ago
7:33 annoying orange,pear,and grapefruit on billboard
Awesomegoofball 1 month ago
1:51 > 2:13 should be tobygames HIGHLIGHTS
Bass0b0ys 1 month ago
he made a funny noise at 4:40
hotpotato4427 1 month ago
Love toby's logic.
"The car must have been going like a bat out of hell"
"Or like a car out of hell. A car bat. A bat car! Possibly Batman!" >.<
CatAddiction6 1 month ago
Toby: Okay i'm not going hit anymore cars the rest of this episode....starting now
*almost crashes into a train* Toby you silly nugget XD
sexyredstar1 1 month ago
I will pee on my xbox
SillyWabbit28 1 month ago
God dangit moment lol
iluvcandyxx99 1 month ago
@dakotaV45 Ya me neither
drybones68 1 month ago
I wonder if he knows he can pick. Newspapers up
drybones68 1 month ago
4:30
Me: Toby use your Siren!!
Toby: WEEEEEEEEHW
Me: O_O
bigblob492 1 month ago
haha when he pushes down the guy and the girl i died
likemachinesdo 1 month ago
4:21 Wait, this is you driving good...I'm scared for the people in your neighborhood :O
Austen364R 1 month ago
IT WAS BATMAN!
Robcutler9 1 month ago
police radio: 211 in progress*bang,bang*Shots fired, shots fired!
Phelps: Let's go!14 Adam on route
Police Radio: Task force Delta inbound!
Phelps: who?
goldenbird12345 2 months ago
Cute, he said "Mädchen" :3
Biaaberry 2 months ago
At 8:00 I kept screaming "WRONG WAAAAAY!!!!"
TheNaturalWeirdo 2 months ago
My last name is Shelton and if i wasnt a girl, my name would have been William , no joke :)
crazyblondesquirrel2 2 months ago
If you play this game at the same time watching toby do it on the same crime, it seems like your playing multiplayer with him :)
TheRaNdOmBiTz 2 months ago
I cried when Toby missed the Bloody knife in the trash bin...
LifeTechni800 2 months ago
Yeah so i am Drawing and ill i hear is Suck it, Suck it, Suck it... Then i will pee on my xbox. Always nice to hear lol :P
Kiokaki1 2 months ago
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Kiokaki1 2 months ago
Lol so funny when u pushed the guy and the girl at 2:03 xD
SquallLeonhart42 2 months ago
I just recently got LA Noire for the PC (I had it for PS3 since release) and so I'm replaying it with all the DLC and as I'm playing I say things Toby would say. Like just now I'm on the first homocide case and I just called the bartender a liar before he even said anything lol.
rockworm503 2 months ago
7:25 when Toby zooms in on the billboard it's the Annoying Orange
Tiddlywinks179 2 months ago
I laughed soo hard when I watched this,mostly at ' Or like a car outta... Car outta hell... Bat out of car..carbat! '
RachLovesCookies 2 months ago
OMG! MY COLLEGE PRAXIS NAME IS ROCKSTAR!!!! HE SAID MY PRAXIS NAME!!! LIFE=COMPLETE!
SynysterReverend 2 months ago in playlist L.A. Noire
Oh you're screwed bro. I missed. Ah your face is gone. AH MY HAT.
IRevenqeI 2 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XD
syafiqah28 3 months ago
SHUT YOUR FAC-What's up girl? XP
AhneemationFreak 3 months ago in playlist L.A. NOIRE FUNNY :D
does anyone know how i he tapes himself playing the xbox
622yoshiman 3 months ago
i have a cold and am sneezing non-stop but when i'm watching toby videos, its a good thing.
hiddenhippo104 3 months ago
i will pie on my xbox ? 0.o
i think that doesn't do any good ya know =0
TheLinkToTheFuture 3 months ago
How can someone be so bad at games?
Mordiki12 3 months ago
i miss quick save
pspman4511 3 months ago
9:16 - 9:19 my new ringtone
MegaTwinkieEater 3 months ago
"PUT UR GUN DOWN! OR ILL SHOOT YUR MOUTH!"
-other cop die-
" NOOO!! ARGH I"LL PEE IN MAI OWN XBOX D:<"
ME: ._. ew.
Srispkitz 3 months ago
i think toby as a cop would be a bad thing haha
dakotapetruzzi 3 months ago
you were supposed to go in the alley and find a friggin knife
cutiequeen761 3 months ago
"You're not going to be doing cross-country anymore!" has to be one of the strangest one-liners ever.
ForkofTruth23 3 months ago in playlist L.A. Noire
AAAHHHHH NOOOOO TOBY! ur were sooo.... close.... :[
JazzyFlipper113 3 months ago
3 years earlier
Toby: fuck this game... look at this motherfucking body... fuck this shit
now
Toby: 3:47 HEY NO SHHHH
amaterasu12123 3 months ago 42
@amaterasu12123 i dont get it.. toby dosnt swear
dakotaV45 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@dakotaV45 He used to in his way older videos
TehSculli69 1 month ago
@amaterasu12123 Whoa, really? Where can I see THAT? :O (I love that he doesn't swear, but I'm curious to know what it sounded like when he actually did.)
OriginalDigit 5 days ago
@amaterasu12123 WTF are you talking about...no, seriously plz explain
FelixPociusIsAwesome 2 days ago
I will pee on my XBox
nikmac2583 3 months ago
Toby: Ok, I'm not gonna hit another car for the rest of this episode, starting now!"
*hits a car*
LOL
dr34mf0x 4 months ago
DID I JUST THROW A GRENADE?
SKILLS836 4 months ago
"like little maydgen"
"Mädchen" ^^
Ansonsten, wie immer ein Hammer Video! ;)
*english mode activated*
Anyway, great video as always!
FaggotsFreaksFools 4 months ago
I will pee on my xbox!
SophieShotSomeone 4 months ago
9:05 i thought i'd shit my pants laughing
gonzo1the1first 4 months ago
"Or I will pee on my Xbox!"
LOL XD Funny but kinda gross.
lancespo21 4 months ago
"That's one thing you won't realize.
Cause it's not true."
I'm using that everywhere.
UkeFoxx 4 months ago
I love the sounds he makes when he fails or dies
jam3nad3rpwnz 4 months ago
04:39 You sounded like Daneboe for a second.
OneOcean1021 4 months ago
you silly you sillyy ahhhh girl u made me hit a telephone poleee hahahaha
TheOlliekickflip 4 months ago
I dont know what murder is!
I dont know why but that made me spit up my drink =[
Jajajawut 5 months ago
Check out: goo.gl\k3U6R if you want Gears of War 3.
nasnuver 5 months ago
7:36 Nice one Toby xD I'm not quite 100% on this, but I don't think cops in the 40's carry around grenades lool, I cracked up too much over that
snakexiv14 5 months ago
I want toby and pewdiepie to make a video together
DeaDaR03 5 months ago
i was going to start my homework but no! SOMEONE HAD TO FAIIIIIL THE MISSION!
yesmaybeso1022 5 months ago
"don't make me drive again. i'll pee on my xbox."
LooleyTubes 5 months ago
2:01 ROFL!! OMG!! IDK WHY BUT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT!! XD!! I KEEP REPLAYING IT AND ROFLING! (literally ROFLING) HAHAHA!!
molly1002 5 months ago
The funniest part?
When his hat was shot off. xD
ConcealingShadows 5 months ago
"So, he broked-- he braked before the-- ohhhkay-- so he knew there was a person then he braked and then he hit a person cause his brakes started to suck, sucky suck breaks." Yeah, Toby figured it out it was bat man in the bat car from hell with sucky suck breaks.
klisten123 5 months ago 40
lol toby Ur using a .45 pistol at like a mile away...
reconasist 5 months ago
Toby.... You suck at driving, sorry. Hopefully it's just that cut from your sword incident
wolfwindfarm 5 months ago
Don't spammers post that same shit on almost all of Toby's videos. So annoying.
Adoniis101 5 months ago
Dear Toby ,
Please dont make us cry anymore .
Sincerely ,
Laughter
MeAndHerSingers 5 months ago
" I'll pee on my X - BOX ! "
MeAndHerSingers 5 months ago
lmfao ! I actually cried laughing at you tackling that man and woman!
AbsolutelyTalks2Much 5 months ago 2
@cgt671
your right man that part is so funny. I really like the WHEEEWWWWWWWW!
TheKronikman88 5 months ago
"If I have to do this again I will PEE on my XBox."
veggirl2011 5 months ago
I love how the headlights came on right as he screamed NOOOOOOOO
lunaticjames 5 months ago
WILLIAM SHATNER, fuck yeah!
ThisbyBooks 5 months ago
Toby you didnt pee on your xbox
MrLoL246642 5 months ago
Anyone else move their mouse to the next episode button when he said peace off in the beginning? XD
mrtnun7 5 months ago
I couldn't stop laughing once Toby declared that he would pee on his XBOX.
Squishymals 5 months ago
Now I really want to see toby play some grand theft auto
JasdeviLove 5 months ago
bum diddily bum bum
drako01grathan 5 months ago
Toby: "Don't you make me drive to him again or I will pee on my XBOX."
Me: "DO IT ALREADY!"
I don't like XBOX
PJMEncoreRainbows 5 months ago in playlist L.A. Noire
omg the ad before this video was when you did the game release party at walmart O3o
pokemonwarrior1336 5 months ago
"quit smoking man, in the future you'll find out its bad for you"
XD my fave quote in this vid
TheNeonSkylines 5 months ago
so, the clear suspects are batman... and william shatner!
ImiiNotOkay25 6 months ago
i want to use the noise he makes at 4:30 as my text alert xD
ChrisConnor07 6 months ago 2
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
azoozoh 6 months ago
I laughed when you screamed and cried.
AandKcafe 6 months ago
its ok if you pee on your xbox.theres an info leak they are being liquidated in the yellow pages. get them before they run out.
gamer1234321234 6 months ago
02:01 best moment
JacksonNotNeutron 6 months ago
dude you suck at this, this is why xbox sux. controlling = impossible
Ltxtx 6 months ago
@Ltxtx xobox doesnt suck he just sucks at xbox, ps3 sucks
FlyingAvenger 6 months ago
@FlyingAvenger you didn't like it when people say xbox sucks. But then you said ps3 sucks. Sucha hypocrite
AcoustikGeeMusic 6 months ago
@Ltxtx xbox doesnt suck he just sucks at xbox, ps3 sucks
FlyingAvenger 6 months ago
The cop on the left by the car at 9:46
GET PWNED lol
Gamer0z 6 months ago
toby: shut your face! *tackles a man and his wife* IM A COP!
gamer1234321234 6 months ago 149
"egghhh ahhh uhhh I'm a detective errr ahhhh"
lawngboardin 6 months ago
I need this game
BazookaBeaver0 6 months ago in playlist L.A. Noire
any1 notice, when toby does these he kinda sounds like kaboose from red vs blue? any1 else?
tpostgamer 6 months ago 92
@tpostgamer kinna sorta t kase deffinatly sounds dumber and more hmm childish?
jacknsally18 6 months ago
I'm sorry but how does someone misspell the word Caboose
referencing tpostgamer's comment.
OreoC00kie259 5 months ago
@OreoC00kie259 How does someone not know how it is possible to misspell Caboose?
hauntedflower13 4 months ago
@hauntedflower13 Caboose is a simple spelling.
OreoC00kie259 4 months ago
@OreoC00kie259 My point is that both K and C can make that sound, and tpostgamer made the slight error of using a K. And because C can also make an S sound whereas K can only make it's own sound, it is perfectly understandable that one might think it was K.
hauntedflower13 4 months ago
Sure sure pee on ur xbox
neonlicorice245 6 months ago
He BOOPED IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!
he BOOPED in the middle of the video.... OMG!!!!!
that was awesome I was so not prepaired for it. ahhhhh hahahahahaha
AprilTheMusical 6 months ago
damn your really funny but you are terrible at the game
xHumanCentiPadx 6 months ago
you know german i freaking love you tobs
abigailsiobhanxx 6 months ago
I'm crying. :'D
HannahHootieToot 6 months ago
I sneezed at 0:02
Left4DeadSounds 6 months ago
I laughed so hard no noise came out at 2:03 - 2:04.
LilTicTax 6 months ago 2
I did a spit take when you pushed over those two people! LOL
Casudon 6 months ago
During his driving sequence where he said "That doesn't count" after promising he wouldn't hit other cars, something told me that he was the kid in school who, when he lost a game, he said it didn't count and it was just practice.
MentalSally101 6 months ago in playlist L.A. Noire
i love this guy
glennhadgkiss 6 months ago
LOL 4:40 !
heavenfilms11 6 months ago
Does toby really think that 1947 cops had grenades...
numnumtasty 6 months ago
haha lol'd so hard wehn he pushed the ppl over XD
mariarox2linkinpark 6 months ago
@mysterystarr4218 yup a new way to make ads secretly yet listen to them cuz we dont suspect it xD cuz of him i really want Portal 2 and L.A. Noire xD
perkypears 6 months ago
lol at 1:58
MrNubbinz98 6 months ago
Lol I will pee on my xbox lolol
masterelias300 6 months ago
I REALLY wish Toby would stop walking all up in the blood -_-
SydniRox97 6 months ago
At 7:28 annoying orange was on the bill board.
DukeLukem5000 6 months ago
@mysterystarr4218 it all makes sense now :o
ZaurTheVikingSlayer 6 months ago
OMG I lol'ed so hard, I almost choked.
NiesJJx 6 months ago
I will pee on my xbox!!
hahahaha lol!
61ooMoeller 6 months ago
at 4.46 that totally looked like the charmed house...
AmbiBambi1231 6 months ago
@AmbiBambi1231 omg It so does! lol Good eye!!
JuliexKitten 6 months ago
It's spelled PattiNson Toby (and he probably doesn't care good to know)
ichigolover315 6 months ago
This is the best tobygames episode EVER.
ThisIsMattLapp 6 months ago
Hahaha There's been a Pattison(Pattinson), Perry, and a Black so far in this game.
Avance4281 6 months ago
DON'T YOU MAKE ME DRIVE TO HIM AGAIN! OR I WILL... PEE ON MY XBOX!
*darkness reveals you in a car.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Idontlikesprouts 6 months ago
when he says weooooo it soo funny
bryan2k11kid 6 months ago
dont u make me drive to him again or i will pee on my x box! LOOL XD
TWcookiecrumble 6 months ago
who wants to know the ending?
jumbotrev123 6 months ago
@jumbotrev123 Phelps dies. He drowns in a waterline.
FroggerFilm 6 months ago
@mysterystarr4218 it works soooo welll
shello700 6 months ago
make more or play games with ijustine
25673112 6 months ago
lmfao I love Toby's reaction to his hat getting shot off.
AlchemistNeon 6 months ago
I didn't see it coming when he dropped those civis. Lol
StikStikley 7 months ago
William Sheldon Oh My GOD William Shatner
moneyman22001 7 months ago
Toby, sometimes you make me so mad! You seem to be missing so much!! I seriously wish I could be there to tell you what to do :)
blueeyedrockstar13 7 months ago
the best part 02:00 toby you should put that part in highlights it would be awesome!! xD
Lesukai 7 months ago
Me: "you should probably put your sir--"
Toby: " HEY! hey! shhh!"
Me: "okay" v.v
LittleRedRobotGirl 7 months ago
nice walking in the evidence you monkey genius. XD
LoveAintJustAWord 7 months ago
If like to see Toby play Arkham Asylem
Chrisfragger1 7 months ago
peeing on a xbox games rock and toby talks to much and i cant here what the game people say but he's funny.
rafalski32 7 months ago
I WAS CRYING SO HARD WHEN HE SAID I WILL PEE ON MY XBOX
rivergirlre 7 months ago
NPCS, what does that stand for ? AWESOME xP
TomTeg50 7 months ago
I will pee on my Xbox.
ForeverInLove131 7 months ago
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PUSHED THAT WOMAN OVER HAHAHAHAHAHA.
CannibalisticOreos 7 months ago
From 9:02 i could not stop laughing... i cried laughing at epic failureness.
skate3replayz 7 months ago
who else is getting creeped out by the anime commercials music.
Brutusness 7 months ago
You made me laugh so hard when the hostage died!
"Don't you make me drive all the way to him again... Don't you... NOO! NOOOOO! "
XD
FREDLOVER9710 7 months ago 2
at 9:43 the guy dies as toby runs by him
zay929 7 months ago
BATMAN IS A MURDERER! O_O
IKissllamas 7 months ago
At 2:03 i laughed for like 10 whole minutes :L
joannadreamer 7 months ago
patner: "find the driver and nail him"
Toby: I wouldn't go that far
LOL
GingerninjaLIAMvids 7 months ago
GAWDDANGIT!!!
xxmegan111 7 months ago
i thought i was done with the batman adds last year >.>
winterfoxisminenubz 7 months ago
so are you gonna pee on your xbox or...?
ronayne1996 7 months ago
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You make me so fucking fustrated you piece of crap you make me fucking rage because you suck terribly at this game and you have the brain of a goldfish you cunt nugget OH MY GOD just DIE. AWH.
Rollersteaam 7 months ago
@Rollersteaam So you watched up to part 11 for the hell of it or are you just that stupid? Piss off
SuperSpawnofhell 7 months ago
@Rollersteaam burn in hell mudafuka....TOBUSCUS RULEZ!!!!
ahsanur100 7 months ago
Dont you make me go back there, o