The Pharaoh sails to Orion - misheard lyrics

[Qequalshappiness]

I loved this video six years ago, and it's still pretty awesome now.

[Alexrose12345678910]

@Qequalshappiness I remember you!

[Qequalshappiness]

@Alexrose12345678910 :D long time, no see, man!

[ThePuppetMuffin]

x''''D!! Lmfao!

[Loomr]

giiiveeee ... me ... shiiirt ... stuuuuuff !

[Slashbash]

Years later, this is still funny. But seriously, how the fuck does it come out as flubby dubby?

[TheKaludjer]

Omg Cleaner goes "Kaput!!!!"

[benomuso]

best ... lyrics ... ever.

[GrowingObsession]

xD this is so much better than my pharoa sails to oiron misheard LOL

[cersseilanner]

Infinite LOL @ Sirius dies! xDD

[elviraluu]

HAHAHAH! xD

nice one!

[MiiPianist]

With a red slimy ocean HAHAHAHA you made my day, nice!

[blobbob29]

"Noone cook, the ceiling" ahaha lmfao this vid would have been the shit in 2006, and still is

[Alexrose12345678910]

Cheers :D

[blobbob29]

haha L0l legend made my day seriously thanks for taking the time to make this

[balor66666]

3:00 so epic

[blaklandwar]

This deserves a LOT more views X D

[Alexrose12345678910]

I know, right? :P

[Alexrose12345678910]

lol, it just got banned in Germany by Sony..

[varamir]

Hahahahahaha; jajajajajajajajaja. Lo mejor!

[Angelitamarus]

jajajaja....

amo nightwish

pero me mori d risa con esto XD

jajajaja

[ThePipoca77]

haha 1:18 lol

[demonman905]

silly, yet clever! 4/5 stars!

[renatodepaiva]

LMAO

Defo the "Sirius Dies!" part is the bes!

[StillDoll909]

Lolz sirius dies! :D

[Alexrose12345678910]

:( Apparently this video is blocked in Finland now due to copyright.

[farkas419]

LAME! I get that all the time in Germany. Really annoying.

[AmgNoWai]

LOL nice job dude. :)

[ArccaToothus]

:44 LOL

[Alpha9Z]

rofl 'sirius dies'^^

[keiterbug]

WOW, I don't think I have laughed this hard in a long time.

[starbreez3]

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE BEST VERSION XD

[zombiescout1]

well done :D i liked it (pharaoh sails to orion<3 that song!) really well done on the pictures and finding 'misheard" lyrics ;)

[WaterworldRevenger]

LOL. 3:49 is kinda sexy. XDD

[cacatuapunki]

LOL OWNED XD

[MooWithMetubes]

LOL

[Makenard08]

Da risa el video pero dejen las tonterias para bandas que sean malas pero con el Antiguo Nightwish ni se metan porfavor!

[Drakenvliegske]

Sirius dies omg LOL!

[MusicDj167]

3:49 LOLOLOL

[frede173]

pie...

[starbreez3]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 'No one cook the ceiling' 'for satan will see it clearly' xDDDDDDDD

[starbreez3]

lol this is my favourite nightwish song <3

[FrkBerwald]

Really funny video ;D

I really, really liked the video. And i love this song (:

[talong222]

lol 3:49!!! =D

[Isanan]

ohhh...very good...I love this song,it is one of my favourites of nightwish...very funny...I loved it^^

[Peter12689]

What a hilarious misheard lyric music video. I liked this more than the Wishmaster one.

[Astraknight]

Sirius dies haha

[ACMaiden]

hilarious!!

[LadoApi]

"no one cook the ceiling"

ahahaha

[feelingxlove]

HAhahahaha nice xD

[Elesach]

"kill all the hoses in the pound" o___O

Well, I have to agree. I have never laughed so much at any misheard lyric before.

[Alexrose12345678910]

I've left this alone for a long time, but I'm tempted to make a few more this holiday since I've got nothing better to do :P .

[Elesach]

Please do!!!

[Alexrose12345678910]

It depends on what people want though :P .

I have a 30gb harddrive crammed full with incoherent metal, but maybe people prefer the more nightwishy lighter type of stuff.

[Elesach]

I Think people like the power-meal stuff because then they can follow the texts more easily. In death metal - for instance - you often have a problem following what the singer is shouting. In PW or in HM this is not a problem

[mymothersanelk]

do wat u want there great

[ArtemisN1]

lol !

All the forest will see it clearly!!! :))

good video :)

vymakaný

Hello from the Czech rep.

[GothicKittten]

lol!

[TUTORSINIESTRO]

Jajaaaaaa, Muy buena!!! "Relieve your face to me"!!! Muy buen trabajo, me cague de risa los seis minutos y medio que dura la cancion

[NovaWarWing]

that was so funny. "thou shalt DIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!"

[KattyTee]

Shall I work in a private liver world...(yes I know they're lungs)

This video made me laugh so much. It's a good misheard lyrics vid. Thanks for the laughs!!

[KattyTee]

Pretty good lol. One of the best misheard lyrics things I've seen.

[okinu22]

jajaja!!!! muy bueno!!! sos un boludo!!!

[Tortarello]

LOL

[Agentexe]

"Give me shirt stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffff­!!!"

Love it! In fountain river stuff. hahaha!!

[Fouchis31]

i'm not english so i don't understand the real lyrics but i can read the false and i was LAWL

[Alexrose12345678910]

I AM English but I don't understand the real lyircs, but I can make false ones! :P

[randomguy1222]

wat does lawl mean,i forget,lol

[Alexrose12345678910]

lawl = lol :P

[oceanmermaid07]

Noone cooks the seiling for satan it will see it clearly!lolololol

[MiffTheFox]

"Sirius dies!" XD

[Boneless0r]

i loved it :D

5/5

youre a genious.

[kayurahkl]

I love this song. =]

[nightwish6500]

lawl

[Alexrose12345678910]

I love the word "lawl" rofl.

[Boneless0r]

I love the word "rofl" lawl.

[LilianaKali]

lol. "And Sirius Dies" lol. Okay, the fact that he dies aint funny but you know what I mean, right. That you'd heard something like that and even made the reference. lol. Who'da thunk it? Good job.

Liliana

[Alexrose12345678910]

Well, I didn't hear it quite like that, but I couldn't resist ^^ .

[juantopo487]

esta muy chistoso

[randomguy1222]

o,ok

[graveowl]

could somoene please make one with the real lyrics!?

[randomguy1222]

y dont u just look up the lyrics on google.....

[GriffinKid2021]

Not as funny.

[Dex2Dlove]

i thought it was a serious song

[misspapercrane]

lol it actually sounds like that. xD

[randomguy1222]

hey tazzy

[tazzy49]

i like all of there songs

[randomguy1222]

oi!who marked a comment of mine with a thumbs down!!!!

[randomguy1222]

i like the kill all joy part

[randomguy1222]

w8,r these the acual lyrics?or just fake 1s?

[mckash88]

they're fakes ;-)

[randomguy1222]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[Annumaria]

haha! very funny!!

[Reharakhti]

Excellent ^^

[atomikfzr1]

ONLY black guy that likes this song.

[andineoi]

ajajajaja la wea pulenta! :D

[tyrouge309]

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(­yes i'm a gir freak XD.)

[TwinkelingMoonlight]

Hahaha xD

[mintoO2cOolv2]

more...make even more misheard titles!!! this was awesome...LMAO

:D

[Elesach]

I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed

[Alexrose12345678910]

Bleeeeh, what do you want me to do? xD

[Sandafluffoid]

teehee.....hohohoh....[snicker­]...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! oh lordy. That's amsuing

[greendancindevil]

dude thats some funny stuff right there

[Mdmrch]

Chimera

[Llokky]

there's a big difference between the liver and the lungs!

[Alexrose12345678910]

Pfft, LIES!

[YokosKitsune]

5:29, I actually heard "Give me Short stuff" and then I thought of Hiei. LMAO

[Alexrose12345678910]

ROFLMAO it's funny cos it's true xD

[eberalex]

Funny!!!

[Alexrose12345678910]

Thanks :)

[Alpha9Z]

yeah but yet:P the way harry looks :') its still ok:P

[Alexrose12345678910]

Yeah, I was lucky to find such a pic. :D

[Alpha9Z]

I still love it :') "Sirius dies" *evil voice* XD

[Alexrose12345678910]

I should update it with a newer pic, since Sirius has actually died in the films now. ;)

[schnitzelsemmel666]

njarr. wie geil! awesome!

[Alexrose12345678910]

Thanks ^^

[schnitzelsemmel666]

a red slimy ocean. perfect

[Alexrose12345678910]

It originally said "**** all the squirrels", but my parents were gonna watch it >_> .

[schnitzelsemmel666]

haha. that's not good when your parents would see sth like that. but red limy ocean is good enough for me ;-)

[Alexrose12345678910]

woot xD

[Nyrina]

Sailing with the Serpent Chimera of a fiendish sandman

The Unicorn arrives with the westwind to dream His funeral...

"Open thy veins for my venom

Kiss the cobras with thy twisted tongue

So shalt thou join the empyrean circus

Where beggars mourn and seraphs dance

In this twilight cathedral

Shall I wed thee,

O Bride of the Netherworld"

Actual Lyrics are weirder I think

[Nyrina]

Only one thing to say:

OMFG FLUTE!!!!! :D

[RZy17]

The slush!!!

[Alexrose12345678910]

Indeed ;) .

[amazongirl24]

theres a different version of this song

[Alexrose12345678910]

... Oh.

[amazongirl24]

but its shorter except it dosen't really sound as weird

[megarathewarrior]

Ahhhh, flubby dubby. That rocks. :3

[Alexrose12345678910]

Thanks :P .

[Alpha9Z]

In the red slimy ocean and Give me shirt stuff :') Great xP

[Alexrose12345678910]

Thanks :P

[illnesillusion]

Great song and funny video, I like ^^. But that morse looks more like braille.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Shush :P

[acydrayn]

And I thought the Wishmaster redo was funny. This is way better.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Woot!!! Wishmaster redo was what inspired me, so if I beat it, woohoo :P .

[000skin999]

LOL

[Alexrose12345678910]

You like? ;)

[Slashbash]

Of course. It actually sounded like she was saying that stuff, cause of her accent. Flubby dubby?

[Alexrose12345678910]

Indeed.

[Slashbash]

What she was really saying was "A holy harbor" but if I had not read the lyrics, I woulda heard flubby dubby.

[Slashbash]

I like how you added Gaz and Dib, but Bloaty, by far, is the best character.

[000skin999]

yeah dude..i like it

[Coredeath]

HAHAHAHA this is one of the most hilarious videos i ever see!!!

[Alexrose12345678910]

;) Check my others if you can bare metal :P

[Qequalshappiness]

Don't worry, I'd be happy to join your song in fountain river stuff.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Why thank you :P

[bobmuffins]

Guys, you need to "Flubby Dubby your iron." For serious.

[aliannetimmer]

Flubby Dubby?? lol!

[Alexrose12345678910]

XD ;)

[vittosai]

no,is the vocal of other band (i can't remember the name of the band xD)

[Alexrose12345678910]

Google's your friend ;)

[trakmac]

Is it bassist Marco doing the male lead vocals on this track?

[Alexrose12345678910]

Err... I've not a clue; I don't even know the real lyrics, let alone who sung it :P

[trakmac]

Thanks to another video featuring this song, I have since found out that the male lead vocals was done by Tapio Wilska, from a band called Finntroll, who I'm not at all familiar with.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Ahh, yes. That man sure likes his pie.

[Mampfdrossel]

flubby dubby? XD

what the shit is that?? XXDD

[Alexrose12345678910]

LOL the pic is of Mr Blobby. But Mr Blobby sounds kinda flubby dubby...ish.

[Dumaiu]

I think he's definitely a flubby dubby. He's got 'flubby dubby' written all over him.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Agreed.

[d4j0k3r]

You're video is great keep up the good work ;)

[Alexrose12345678910]

:D

Your response is great ;)

[ShanMah]

LOL de Sirius dies thing with Harry... XD

[Alexrose12345678910]

I actually interpreted it as "Sirrus dies", but I couldn't miss the opportunity :P

[CinematicTwilight]

flubby dubby lolz

[Alexrose12345678910]

Heh. Everyone keeps going on version one though, when version 2s much better :P

[cruxman1]

LMAO.

[bobmuffins]

These are the lyrics until further notice.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Yep. Sorry to the people I promised a new video to. I've kinda been busy and my internet broke for a long time :/ . RL business, y'know? But I'm doing it now. If I do it consistantly it should be up by Sunday. It's metal so it may not appeal to all of you, but it should be rather amusing nevertheless.

[Beepo425]

LMAO @ Sirius Dies.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Yeah it was obviously not the real lyric but I had to put it in.

[higeFATwolf]

this is so weird i used to think that these were the real lyrics until yesterday im so dumb now ima nightwish fan again^^

[Alexrose12345678910]

O_o I didn't think it was quite that convincing ;)

[higeFATwolf]

nightwish does conserts in finland!

[Alexrose12345678910]

That's nice but I live in England.

(I'm a poet and I didn't even realise)

[Grobr666]

Nice texts. "You killed all the Horses in the pond" was awesome :). I do ahev one small criticizm though. The way the letters 9subtitles) shange color, size and placement is a little annoying. Great video though. keep up the good work.

[Alexrose12345678910]

Yeah, I have a lot of critisms myself. I don't think it's nearly as good as it could be. Anyways I'm in the middle of 3 new videos currently, so don't just think it's a one off.

[VeritasForte]

"No one cook the ceiling, for Satan will see it clearly" xD I rofl'd at that! Well, actually I rofl'd at almost everything! xD