Robot Chicken: Bionic Woman

[Bobsworld76]

that was just nasty. I'll stick with the originals, thanks.

[Ne0MT]

no she can make a sandwitch 10 times fasteeeeer O:

[McLawlz]

can you fuck it?

[davidsonchamps2009]

You are just gets tired from when you, uh- polish stuff

[Superfan109]

Please let that be every female on thev planet lol :)

[n1k0l455]

i like that slow motion...poor guys

[koolhatesme]

was that scarlett johansen?

[LegionIscariot]

I'd buy her... if i wasn't so poor

[TheHenderson31]

hahahah great ....uh... polishing arm ...

[94Bjornen]

hahahaha! Her arm at 0:42 :D

[moviedude22]

Sarah jessica parker?

[PiecesOfMeGuild]

Fucking ads they're taking over youtube!!! AHHH!!

[jaygriggers]

her other hand needs to alternate between an ironing motion, scrubbing dishes and making sandwiches

[SOExclusive93]

ur arm gets tired when u.....polish stuff

[shadyboy969]

0:41 my gf

[phillygrafittisog]

@shadyboy969 ;)8>< all 4 u

[Magicladylooser]

letter to the creator :

you are a great person for create this greetins from Argentina

[flogadong]

Funny, I had a few girlfreinds in my life with "Bionic Arms" And mouths, annnnndddd openings. Yup, sure we fun times. Now it's just me & old bessie,

And if your thinking it's a cow i'm talking about, that was the hoe's I dated when I was younger.

[BGKO1992]

is that eiminem ?

[r0b0tj0n3s]

0:02 ROFL!

[fragger91]

thumbs up if you masturbated and want one of these =D

[Chaft015]

@fragger91 ...

[zZH3ndr1x]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I came for tits

And so did you.

[MuslimGoku]

thumps up if you're watching random Adult Swim clips

[DamazViccar]

Everfapping arm.

I never asked for this.

But... me gusta.

[watchensee]

Well we know what was done to her arm & knees so she could be a pleasure machine. {:s um-hm yep!

[Ross175]

HAHAHAHAHAH a shovel and can of gasoline. Man that's too funny

[CMEZ010897]

you mean you dont have the technology !

noh (this guy look)

[Starmadien2019]

that's why you don't make a bionic woman stronger than a bionic man

[landau100170]

WHERE IS THE BUTTON FOR MEDIUM PACE ?

[genesis101010]

your typical plastic woman. We can rebuild her!

[TheRegart]

Looks like Jamie was literally turned into a...

Sex Machine

(rimshot)

[MyHellokitty18]

Lol

[mamatt199]

ohh here comes the awkward boner again

[harro123]

the worst thing about the ads is that they take forever to load.

[Chowder908]

had to watch a xbox 360 kinect

even tho i'm a ps3 player -.-

[luckydice954]

the worlds greastest hand job

[eldflaugavisindi]

lol bring your shovel and a can of gasoline..

[121badmofo]

HA HA, Bionic tits!

[KyngMegz]

Oscar Bring Me a Shovel and A Gasoline!!! LMAO!

[AznTaggerXD]

u son of a bitch, u made me to a monster!! LOL

[charlestonchewy]

The 24 people that disliked this didn't have technology :-P

[dirthotch1982]

Six months after her boom job she left him for a richer man!

[brittcrisp]

this is why u dont piss a gal off....*shudder*

[bigmoney4635]

did he say blackcident?

[MegaBoshi]

I would love to have a bionic woman would doesnt kill me :D

[KartKing4ever]

@KecleonDaBoss The guy who I replied to and 101 other dumbshits didn't know that. Your comment doesn't make sense when you think about it.

[EvilFingers]

Bionic Boobs huh...hate to see her when shes Lactating!

[puppyy21]

@EvilFingers the milk will come out like bullets

[QuetzalElla]

@EvilFingers bullets maybe? lol

[bellathornefan98ify]

those womens breasts were so god damn fucking bigger than a COW!

[OLDSCHOOLHHSEX]

@bellathornefan98ify You call THOSE B@Y@B big? *PffffffffffffT....yawns* google search the MASTASIA BooBs site >;-)p

[dinnerdawinner]

thumbs up if you heard the static but didnt see it!

[HGFJK86]

i lmao when he imitates them "steve we have the technology"...his face is epic

[TheOlliekickflip]

if press 1 it make me laugh all the time its so hilarius press 1 press 1 press 1

[88mmTankGun]

come on already.... you clicked on this link cause you saw HUGE tits

[Littlemandude11]

@88mmTankGun actually i clicked it to watch bionic woman in action

[SinnFein4ever]

@88mmTankGun

It someone can be turned on by a six-inch-tall action-figure/doll, then they need serious psychological help.

[LiveForFunny]

@88mmTankGun ... you mean plastic doll tits?

[MrStickmansam1000]

@88mmTankGun nope i clicked it because i like robot chicken

[arouetproductions]

@88mmTankGun If I thumbed up your comment, would it justify my actions? (Proceeds to thumbing up.)

[13ofus]

@88mmTankGun i clicked on it cause it said robot chicken and had over 500k views

[LK5869]

645 people are too young to view this video

[funnychick1151]

we hav the technolagy

[MauerTwins7]

steve, we have the technology

[Kriterian]

WTF? I know you just didn't call the Six Million Dollar Man, aka Colonel Steve Austin, Steve Sommers?? She married him and took his name, not the other way around.

[chanchea911]

F**K these adds. God F****NG damnit

[flogadong]

I think that both Lee Majors & Lindsy Wagner had a cardiac from watching this. Too fuckin funny !!! Strange, the bionic woman reminded me of an old girl friend.

Who not only had a bionic wrist but a bionic mouth too.

[aoinatafanboy84]

@flogadong What are you talking about? Lee Majors is VOICING himself. I'd also be dollars to donuts that that actually was Lindsay Wagner too.

[alexandra7408]

@xx2n23 ok and your point is? its just a comment

[darklordsatonicbane]

19 people made stupid comments about the dislikers

[thejudge305]

Attention who ever moniters the comments for complaintsi am fine with advertisement but i would greatly appreciate if you were too give us back the ability to skip them if is not somthing i am interested in it i dont have to see it and therfore i wont hate instead of just not careing for it .

[Plantguy19]

I half-expected the ending scene to be a human centipede ripoff :)

[KartKing4ever]

@DjYdrekOfficial It's the show...dumbass.

[krazydude117]

@DjYdrekOfficial thats how the robot chicken episode is dumbass

[jaden4268]

how come every ad of [adult swim] is about hamsters?

[Sougenmu]

you mean you don't have the technology?!

[cuteepiemarcy]

nice cleavage

[LessonComplex]

Lol wow youtube gets paid monthly for companys and business to put ads on youtube videos if youtube didn't want to they could not have any ads.

[parp777]

I love youtube comments

[xkennyPLx]

LesBionic Woman

[gloinstrong]

Download Ad-blocker from Firefox. Case solved.

[Allenwalkeranimelove]

I'm 13 and I watch this :)

[YepX]

auto handjob , lol

[InTheEnd75]

a monster?

[ProperSauce]

You know, honestly, the only reason people complain is because YouTube didn't used to have ads. We liked it more when there were NONE.

[DeanneSingsLOL]

omg can people NOT right all the effin jokes about women??? its so annoying any guy that thinks women arnt as important as men are jerks. I just got my friend (a boy) to make me a samich. i think its about time girls switch things up alittle.

[AceBlazes]

@DeanneSingsLOL ...You're a woman ani't ya?

[akwardawsomness]

@DeanneSingsLOL AMEN!

[jagzfan28]

@DeanneSingsLOL then maybe you wouldnt mind taking guys to the movies, dinner, and 50 dollar brunch on sundays?? or perhaps you'd rather take a guy out shopping to buy all the video games and the new ipod that he wants?? still wanna switch things up? LOL i dont mean to say yr wrong, sexists suck ass, but there's plenty of perks to being a girl

[Zebracorna]

@jagzfan28 Wait, I do all that stuff for my guy. >_> Do we have this backwards?

[jagzfan28]

@Zebracorna highly doubtful

[nothGhost]

@jagzfan28 There is such a thing as a sugarmama....

You get into the relationships you want to be in. You can only get used like that if you allow it. I find that girls lose respect for you when you buy things for them like that, unless it's for a birthday or anniversary or something like that.

[jagzfan28]

@nothGhost jesus christ i can't believe you people are missing my point. Im not talking about being used or anything, fuck, im just saying that when a couple goes out to the movies, the guy is supposed to pay. When a couple gets the bill at a restaurant, it's typical that the guy pays. There are a million instances in a relationship when the guy is expected to do something for the girl. You don't see girls holding doors for their bf's LMAO!

[nothGhost]

@jagzfan28 I don't know about that. The last three dates I had the girl paid her way and I paid mine. In my opinion, being expected to carry the girls weight on a date IS usery and will result in my experience in a loss of respect.

[jagzfan28]

@nothGhost you're just arguing for the sake of arguing. When you go to a restaurant as a couple (not a first date, as a couple in a relationship), TYPICALLY, the guy is handed the bill at the end. Hell, ive been out with just friends that are girls and the waiter hands me one bill at the end. I never asked for relationship advice and you people are being ignorant to say that girls are expected to pay just as much as guys in every instance. Im not saying it's always like that, but it's a norm.

[jagzfan28]

A big example of this is at clubs/bars, where women hardly ever have to pay covers or for drinks unless they're hideous. Once again, Im not saying it's right but it's what happens in America. I would, however, say that things are changing and women are expected to pay for more now that almost everybody has to work in the fucked up economy we got goin on in the US. My original point was to say that there are perks to being women that males don't have; there are thousands of examples there...

[hnrksl]

@jagzfan28 i only read this one, and the past two, but if that's your point. Then why are you stating the obvious?

[jagzfan28]

@hnrksl well, to people with common sense it's obvious lol. Believe it or not somebody actually tried to argue with me.

[hnrksl]

@jagzfan28 lol

[nothGhost]

@jagzfan28 A norm you've come to accept without question despite your obvious objection to it. Here's another norm; women expect YOU to lead. They expect you to take charge and they take advantage of you when you don't. In a serious relationship a girl might have to pay half the rent. If she can't cover her half a movie ticket, then she's obviously not gonna be able to handle that. Plenty of women will carry their own weight, it's too bad you haven't found one who will do it for you yet.

[jagzfan28]

@nothGhost okay now you're just being fucking stupid. you took the last sentence i said out of context and turned it around to offer relationship advice after i already told you i wasn't asking for it. My gf carries her own weight, but it's only nice to treat your gf sometimes. You know nothing about my gf, for i have said nothing about her until this post. A norm is a norm, regardless of my acceptance of it. It still exists today, and that was my ONLY point. GTFO yr high horse and youd see that

[nothGhost]

@DeanneSingsLOL You're totally in the wrong cantina if you expect Robot Chicken not to make high-school grade sexist jokes. You may as well ask them not to make so many damned fart jokes, lol. For what it's worth, they aim their lulz cannon at everyone; women, men, superheroes, dumb presidents, racial groups, even themselves specifically. Everyone's fair game.

[Jayfresh37]

see what happens when you give women power......?

[TheOlivesAreGreen]

@Jayfresh37 *Someone* needs sexual healing

[ww2production]

Yes i get what smoking does to you every1 in my immediate family does, my dad had cancer but survived and quit my mom had something removed and quit becuase of smoking, my brother finnaly quit smoking and my 3 sisters all smoke.

[BaldurandVali]

@ww2production wow you have a stupid family

[gnitiwrdrawkcab]

thumbs up if you always thumbs down those stupid thumbs up comments.

[dramateen01]

@gnitiwrdrawkcab ok i'm confused, should i tumbs up you or thumbs down? @_@

[La09Bounty]

OH MY GOD IT LOOKED LIKE EMINЭM AT 1:31!!!!!

[Mathew1985AZ]

this show is not funny. its lame.

[david52875]

@Mathew1985AZ troll

[sweet58441]

Has anyone noticed that all these videos run like shit or is that just me

[Shootergames4life]

@sweet58441 just you

[NotMyrearOne]

@sweet58441 Not all, but a lot of them do.

[tribamarina]

got to love how the doctor said no lol these 3 thought they were gonna make it

[alexandra7408]

thumbs up if u are under 18

[reavyn123]

@alexandra7408 yupp LOL

[alexandra7408]

@reavyn123 well i am 12 and i have a very perverted mind and i can turn any clean conversation into a dirty one

[TeamGloryPB]

@alexandra7408 dude im 10

[alexandra7408]

@TeamGloryPB oh young one there is alot of things for you to learn in this grown up world

[turbobladez]

@alexandra7408 i just turned 18 last june :D

[wohka12]

yep



[EltBerserker]

@alexandra7408 oh god

[alexandra7408]

@EltBerserker what? you have no business in this conversation

[Keno9988]

@alexandra7408 I like how you have almost 600 likes.

[alexandra7408]

@Keno9988 wow i dont even care i posted the comment cuz i was dying of boredom

[Keno9988]

@alexandra7408 Yes, I know.

[alexandra7408]

@Keno9988 okay then

[XxAngiexXRPI]

@alexandra7408 17

[mrcow94]

@alexandra7408 By the gods! 806 thumbs up! Now its 807

[alexandra7408]

@mrcow94 Lol why thank you * bows *

[LiveDanceLove17]

why is ther always some stupid fucking ad??

[morlockx]

@LiveDanceLove17 Either advertisers can pay for the costs of running YouTube or you can. Take your pick.

[jellyman570]

The thing i love about watching adult swim on youtube is that the so called adults are always crying about the ads.

[chatanwarrior]

@jellyman570 but the ads are gay!! i dont got alot of time im supposed to be working! lol

[stvperry75]

Ugh these ads. Youtube sold out like a bitch

[MrShaclakclak]

hah

[geeter68]

wtf with all the dumb ass ads....

[SkittleSoundz]

calm down the ad is 30 seconds.. oohh man ... super long time

[Shotgunnova]

The doctor's scoff at the end is the best part.

[snowslider110]

wtf ever happend to the random robot chicken videos!!!!

[shroombudy]

@4DM677 u knowit people like u that makeit so thereisstill hate inthis world haha. p.s dont even wast your commenting back because i dont give a fuck

[4DM677]

@shroombudy oh well you just wasted a few seconds of your life reading this. How "wise" of you.

[WadeGNSD]

@4DM677 That was the WORST fucking comment I've ever read.

[Dzubur93]

@4DM677 I dont mind the adds, but we will complain as much as we want! This is America!

[4DM677]

@Dzubur93 well when it gets to where they make you pay for youtube, you'll want the ads back. xD Well I would at least

[xxxDarkcloud0xxx]

@4DM677 I'd rather youtube go back to side ads that i don't have to look at.

[4DM677]

@xxxDarkcloud0xxx well I don't mind looking at them really as long as it keeps youtube free

[Jerrald13]

@4DM677 ..... or just press F5.....

[roketman2171]

@4DM677 fuck you asshole u want a thumbs up cuz u think u accomplished something in your life. its not a big deal for some fuckin idiot to try to be on the top u ass and so as @alexandra your both fags an no fuckin life

[EpicRush12]

@roketman2171 Dude you need to chill the fuck out its a fucking top comment youre jus bein a puss because you cant have it

[roketman2171]

@EpicRush12 shut the fuck up nigga your a complete over the top gay ass mother fucker i dont comment on videos at all unless its a question

[EpicRush12]

@roketman2171 Do you feel better now?

[roketman2171]

@EpicRush12 mmmmmm

[4DM677]

@roketman2171 It's rare that I ask for thumbs up. In fact, I think that's the only time I ever have. I just did that because I'd much rather shit out my money on something other than youtube. And you're probably just a low-life attention seeker, so you go around and call people "fags" and "assholes." So after this I'm not talking to you, and it really couldn't make a difference to me what the fuck you say because it isn't like it'll affect me in the real world.

[OMGmarielle]

why are the ads always on robot chicken videos ...WHY !

[WillSmithy2567]

if you guys hate ads get fire fox then get adblock plus its free and blocks all the ads thumbs up so people can end the HORROR!

[killacole18]

WE GET IT SONIC HAS NEW FOOD ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN ADS!

[Jewl122]

That was crazy

[kernelhotdog]

Ha Ha.....I know what that arm is for.....

[bobby38100]

man-Cant you rebuild her you say you have the technology.

man-Cant you rebuild us dont you have the technology.

Doctor- no

[ksk9984]

oh god! i spent my entire life making bionic frankenstein(s), now the shoes are now on the other foot.

[ksk9984]

oh god! i spent my entire making bionic frankenstein(s), now the shoes are now on the other foot.

[ksk9984]

at 0:23 looks like hittler 2 me.

[davidandrachelbaxter]

so lame it doesnt even let you watch it all the way wat ever