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  • What a horrible audience!

  • This clip made me realize I want a lazy girl. :)

  • brunch and the flea market is absolute hell...flea market...wanna buy some used shit and discarded by fleas?But,my lady finds a deal on nail polish,and we eat crappy hot dogs in the fog for a day out.the funny thing is i'm the stupid one who shleps along because her tits look good

  • fun fact, burr was on the chappelle show

  • "Isn't anybody looking at the stats?" Word! Look at the motherfucking stats, ya cunts!

  • NIce rack at the end

    

  • Are you kidding me Chappelle's nothing like this guy, they both have different comedy styles.

  • thanks for ruining the joke for the rest of us.

  • @JohnfromCTP

    Huh?

  • @kwon99 yeah thanx for ruining it for everyone

  • @blusuck Good God man, what exactly are you nattering on about?

  • @kwon99 someone else wrote something about ruining the joke so i thought i'd play along i dont know i guess i was bored hahahahahahhahaa

  • Why is he anti-cursing in this one?

  • @Joschwey they probably told him he couldnt curse

  • at 6.04 , now there's a hot milf :))

  • he is so much better off shitting on the cities he's preforming in rather than using his written material

  • I love men with shaved heads...but Bill Burr looks so much better with hair. 

  • ITS ASPARAGUS!!

  • Chappelle is the black Burr actually.

  • @jkd4444 the cavs6 beat you to the joke by 3 months.

  • @BUUisbetterthenYOU Obviously you're a fucking idiot.

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  • Bill Burr is my idol

  • CANT.... STOP..... LAUGHING....

  • Bill Burr: Feminist Kryptonite. :)

  • Love Bill Burr. I only wish that comics could use profanity at any venue they perform at.

  • gotta love bill!

  • He's impression of a woman is hilarious.

  • We need a dude like him come back to Harlem bill we love you

  • He reminds me of a mix between Bill Hicks and George Carlin. Down to earth Hilarious.

  • @lachramose damn those are two of my favorite comics, bill burr reminds me alot of loius ck too

  • I love him. Homo!!

  • This guy is really hilarious. I relate to him alot

  • i love him. no homo

  • the white Chappelle

  • @TheCavs6 except this guy is funny and white.

  • @TheCavs6 He was in a few chappelle skits too

  • @OhAyeBro SAMUEL JACKSON

  • @magicmanyea and World Dice Championship and American Race Draft im pretty sure

  • @OhAyeBro And the one where they did reverse racially rigged court trials.

  • @TheCavs6 The Black Burr!

  • I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.

  • I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.

  • 2 people are women.

  • and now he has a girlfriend that he wants to marry. Oh the shame.

  • hilarious

  • WANT TO GO TO BRUNCH ON SUNDAY?????

    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Why would we sleep in on Sunday when we can pay $18 for eggs?

    LMAO!!!

  • love this dude

  • This guy is a classic.  always on foxxhole radio

  • @Antwan522 Really? He's on the foxxhole!? I need to check him out then. Do you know what eps?

  • thumbs up if u paused at 6:03

  • He's super funny!!!!

  • He's hilarious, but he needs some new material. The last three vids I've seen are re-treads. Very clever though..

  • @xMDP78x Of course its the same. Comics usually do new material once every year. That way by the time they do their TV special all the jokes they've been working on are down and all the tags and punchlines are good to go. Sorry for the long comment lol.

  • 6:03 I should have Fucked that chick the first row !!!!

  • Nice tits at 6:00

  • Bill is always funny..so underrated

  • I consider myself a big fan of stand up, but how have I not heard about this guy?! F-ing hilarious

  • @wille35 subscribe to Bills the monday morning podcast, he basically rants all day about shit.

  • @moomoochacoo The MM Podcast makes my day/week. Finally good to know im not the only person who thinks like a lot of us do lol.

  • 1 person is a women

  • glad i came across this guy... he's great!

  • Deadset this guy is one of my favourite comedians. There's not a single second without laughs from both of his stand up dvd's ! My bloody hero haha.

  • @iChoreograph He's the only one who comes close to Carlin , Burr is the new king.

  • LOL that 1 dislike...

  • I love this guy, can anybody tell me where to find the vid where he talks about dating a black girl! FUNNY!!!

  • @chocomamma81 It's on his emotionally unavailable cd.

  • Yup, he doesn't need to curse to be funny!

  • Greatest comedian out there!

  • 1 dude has appendicitis. and his wife makes him go to sucky places

  • nnnnnNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @Smashem135 Carlos Mencia is garbage.. he steals everything.. i love when Joe Rogan calls him out on it..

  • Don't you hate when water splashes on your balls when you are shitting?

  • @Nothmous How about when you have to both pee and shit, that's always a tricky situation

  • I like it better when he's fuckin' swearing

    

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  • I can see not being compatible with women, just fuck me and bounce

  • hilarious!

  • @SuperKingJingaling What a comeback. Who could imagine that using five words, five single syllable words actually, could deliver such devastation? Keep writing. Your skills can only get gooder.

  • @kwon99 better**

  • @george21151

    I know

  • @kwon99 gooder?

  • Bill Burr is the funniest man on the planet period.

  • I hate when they show the people in the audience laughing..

    everytime im just like wtf.. who are they, and why are they on screen..

  • bills the man. funny as hell

  • such a great set

  • Gonna go see him live on April 15th. Can't f'n wait.

  • GOD the crowd is so dead. Bill Burr is awesome.

  • "It's asparagus, I thought it was pesto!!!" Hahaaaa!

  • 10 STARS !!!

  • you can see a couple of chicks in the audience thinking 'hes on to us'

  • Bill is the best...

  • Has anyone got the full clip? Where he talks about writing the books?

  • Hahahahaha! "I should have humped that chick in first classs"

  • 6:03! Check out the size of those tits!

  • @dss8345 glad i wasn't the only one to do a double take on that

  • @dss8345 Montreal women.

  • @dss8345 Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dss8345 Great catch, awesome call. Nummy, Nummy, Nummy.....

  • @dss8345 DUDE THOSE TITS ARE AWESOME ... DYAMN

  • @dss8345  best comment ever dude

  • @dss8345 It's 6:02 you douche! FOCUS!!

  • @krow449 lmao I think the rapid change in blood flow blurred his vision...

  • @dss8345 I'll be honest she looks kinda like a tranny...

  • @dss8345 No The correct vernacular to accurately describe the size of those tities "GAWD DAYYYMMMMM!!!!"

  • You sound well read and one who articulates using such an economy of words. Thank you for your effort.

    You might want to start using a spellchecker if you decide to keep posting online.

  • :D Good one!

  • @kwon99

    you really put effort into eComebacks.

  • @sdeevooo Not really.

  • You fail at life!

  • "croud"?

    "canadians aren't a real country"?

    In-breeding is not pretty...

  • @shanelizard yeah cuz they dont do THAT in the south...

  • @justsayjay when did he say south? 

  • Bill Burr rules

  • This guy is so funny. It goes to show comedy can be clean but still hold its weight in the funny shit. He has so many other bits that rule and i agree that he should be bigger but that really is in due time. Hes got a wicked personality and killer stories of relationship challenges. Request him more often even on the raw dog sirius station. or any other comedy station to gets his name out .

  • The crowd sucks

  • He's not aloud to cuss on stage in Canada?

  • Not when it's going to be aired on TV. Just for laughs is a big comedy show festival that spands several days in Montreal. Have to keep it clean in some areas.

  • i thought so

    man things are so much funnier with the curses ON

  • Just for Laughs is filmed at the St Denis Theater in Montreal then televised all over Canada, so even if the comics cuss it will usually be edited out of the final cut. Sometimes you can find the unedited versions on YouTube though.

  • I've seen him do this material before, he usually cusses in these bits. I'm pretty sure they told him to censor his act before performing.

  • everyone remembers that falling dude that hits the anchor.

  • excellent stuff mate... thanks

  • 6:03 *moterboat*

  • Agreed

  • This guy's hilarious - more people should comment and he should be more famous.

  • I just posted to get rid of the "View all 1 comments" below. Drives me nuts.

  • It's funny hearing him do his material clean. It's still just as funny.

    Thanks for sharing

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