brunch and the flea market is absolute hell...flea market...wanna buy some used shit and discarded by fleas?But,my lady finds a deal on nail polish,and we eat crappy hot dogs in the fog for a day out.the funny thing is i'm the stupid one who shleps along because her tits look good
I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.
I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.
@xMDP78x Of course its the same. Comics usually do new material once every year. That way by the time they do their TV special all the jokes they've been working on are down and all the tags and punchlines are good to go. Sorry for the long comment lol.
@SuperKingJingaling What a comeback. Who could imagine that using five words, five single syllable words actually, could deliver such devastation? Keep writing. Your skills can only get gooder.
This guy is so funny. It goes to show comedy can be clean but still hold its weight in the funny shit. He has so many other bits that rule and i agree that he should be bigger but that really is in due time. Hes got a wicked personality and killer stories of relationship challenges. Request him more often even on the raw dog sirius station. or any other comedy station to gets his name out .
Not when it's going to be aired on TV. Just for laughs is a big comedy show festival that spands several days in Montreal. Have to keep it clean in some areas.
Just for Laughs is filmed at the St Denis Theater in Montreal then televised all over Canada, so even if the comics cuss it will usually be edited out of the final cut. Sometimes you can find the unedited versions on YouTube though.
What a horrible audience!
ls033189 5 days ago
This clip made me realize I want a lazy girl. :)
Dawkinsforever 1 week ago
brunch and the flea market is absolute hell...flea market...wanna buy some used shit and discarded by fleas?But,my lady finds a deal on nail polish,and we eat crappy hot dogs in the fog for a day out.the funny thing is i'm the stupid one who shleps along because her tits look good
dkitty8124 2 weeks ago
fun fact, burr was on the chappelle show
AxelDemon 4 weeks ago
"Isn't anybody looking at the stats?" Word! Look at the motherfucking stats, ya cunts!
EXetoC 1 month ago
NIce rack at the end
yumyumluckycharms 1 month ago
Are you kidding me Chappelle's nothing like this guy, they both have different comedy styles.
ionshade3 1 month ago
thanks for ruining the joke for the rest of us.
JohnfromCTP 2 months ago
@JohnfromCTP
Huh?
kwon99 2 months ago 5
@kwon99 yeah thanx for ruining it for everyone
blusuck 3 weeks ago
@blusuck Good God man, what exactly are you nattering on about?
kwon99 3 weeks ago 3
@kwon99 someone else wrote something about ruining the joke so i thought i'd play along i dont know i guess i was bored hahahahahahhahaa
blusuck 3 weeks ago
Why is he anti-cursing in this one?
Joschwey 2 months ago
@Joschwey they probably told him he couldnt curse
NinjaPooff 1 month ago
at 6.04 , now there's a hot milf :))
byrontzapu 2 months ago 3
he is so much better off shitting on the cities he's preforming in rather than using his written material
Sourdeezie 2 months ago
I love men with shaved heads...but Bill Burr looks so much better with hair.
dilonopathy 2 months ago
ITS ASPARAGUS!!
blankplanet 3 months ago
Chappelle is the black Burr actually.
jkd4444 4 months ago 38
@jkd4444 the cavs6 beat you to the joke by 3 months.
BUUisbetterthenYOU 3 weeks ago
@BUUisbetterthenYOU Obviously you're a fucking idiot.
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thoughtsthroughsound 4 months ago
Bill Burr is my idol
monkeymanglop 4 months ago
CANT.... STOP..... LAUGHING....
The4LA2Baker0 4 months ago
Bill Burr: Feminist Kryptonite. :)
Alufear 4 months ago
Love Bill Burr. I only wish that comics could use profanity at any venue they perform at.
rufio2001 5 months ago
gotta love bill!
daveberggren 5 months ago
He's impression of a woman is hilarious.
firethower99 5 months ago
We need a dude like him come back to Harlem bill we love you
naptownmrugly 5 months ago
He reminds me of a mix between Bill Hicks and George Carlin. Down to earth Hilarious.
lachramose 6 months ago 4
@lachramose damn those are two of my favorite comics, bill burr reminds me alot of loius ck too
luckyse7ent7 5 months ago
I love him. Homo!!
Maestroxxx1 6 months ago 2
This guy is really hilarious. I relate to him alot
Cdub2k 6 months ago 2
i love him. no homo
methodandmadness 7 months ago
the white Chappelle
TheCavs6 7 months ago 46
@TheCavs6 except this guy is funny and white.
solidacid1337 4 months ago
@TheCavs6 He was in a few chappelle skits too
OhAyeBro 4 months ago
@OhAyeBro SAMUEL JACKSON
magicmanyea 4 months ago
@magicmanyea and World Dice Championship and American Race Draft im pretty sure
OhAyeBro 4 months ago
@OhAyeBro And the one where they did reverse racially rigged court trials.
OrganOwner 3 months ago
@TheCavs6 The Black Burr!
theivory1 4 months ago
I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.
M00oonshyyne 7 months ago
I saw one of his specials just a few days ago; I had never heard of him before then. I think I'm in love. He is awesome! I would love to see him live.
M00oonshyyne 7 months ago
2 people are women.
1223Melo 7 months ago
and now he has a girlfriend that he wants to marry. Oh the shame.
petekaz1977 8 months ago
hilarious
MegaSleep1 8 months ago
WANT TO GO TO BRUNCH ON SUNDAY?????
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Why would we sleep in on Sunday when we can pay $18 for eggs?
LMAO!!!
Foreverclever87 8 months ago 2
love this dude
cheesydarkside 8 months ago
This guy is a classic. always on foxxhole radio
Antwan522 9 months ago
@Antwan522 Really? He's on the foxxhole!? I need to check him out then. Do you know what eps?
1000blabbities 9 months ago
thumbs up if u paused at 6:03
mattkingnz 9 months ago 4
He's super funny!!!!
cabokevin 9 months ago
He's hilarious, but he needs some new material. The last three vids I've seen are re-treads. Very clever though..
xMDP78x 9 months ago
@xMDP78x Of course its the same. Comics usually do new material once every year. That way by the time they do their TV special all the jokes they've been working on are down and all the tags and punchlines are good to go. Sorry for the long comment lol.
jrd615 8 months ago
6:03 I should have Fucked that chick the first row !!!!
iloveluwi 9 months ago
Nice tits at 6:00
thehumanshin 10 months ago
Bill is always funny..so underrated
yungworldz 10 months ago
I consider myself a big fan of stand up, but how have I not heard about this guy?! F-ing hilarious
wille35 10 months ago
@wille35 subscribe to Bills the monday morning podcast, he basically rants all day about shit.
moomoochacoo 10 months ago
@moomoochacoo The MM Podcast makes my day/week. Finally good to know im not the only person who thinks like a lot of us do lol.
jrd615 8 months ago
1 person is a women
nhall022 11 months ago 5
glad i came across this guy... he's great!
djfingersflores 11 months ago 5
Deadset this guy is one of my favourite comedians. There's not a single second without laughs from both of his stand up dvd's ! My bloody hero haha.
iChoreograph 1 year ago 4
@iChoreograph He's the only one who comes close to Carlin , Burr is the new king.
WagonMancer 1 year ago 2
LOL that 1 dislike...
slickl07 1 year ago
I love this guy, can anybody tell me where to find the vid where he talks about dating a black girl! FUNNY!!!
chocomamma81 1 year ago
@chocomamma81 It's on his emotionally unavailable cd.
WagonMancer 1 year ago
Yup, he doesn't need to curse to be funny!
R1nji 1 year ago
Greatest comedian out there!
Sinekyre14 1 year ago
1 dude has appendicitis. and his wife makes him go to sucky places
ghosterdude 1 year ago 2
nnnnnNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@Smashem135 Carlos Mencia is garbage.. he steals everything.. i love when Joe Rogan calls him out on it..
bigtimebrent 1 year ago
Don't you hate when water splashes on your balls when you are shitting?
Nothmous 1 year ago
@Nothmous How about when you have to both pee and shit, that's always a tricky situation
dubified89 1 year ago
I like it better when he's fuckin' swearing
Vaxxis 1 year ago 24
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sjfan1 1 year ago
I can see not being compatible with women, just fuck me and bounce
drugsmoneysexallday 1 year ago
hilarious!
nelluch 1 year ago
@SuperKingJingaling What a comeback. Who could imagine that using five words, five single syllable words actually, could deliver such devastation? Keep writing. Your skills can only get gooder.
kwon99 1 year ago 8
@kwon99 better**
george21151 1 year ago
@george21151
I know
kwon99 1 year ago
@kwon99 gooder?
nativeboi401 1 year ago
Bill Burr is the funniest man on the planet period.
Madeinusa2010 1 year ago
I hate when they show the people in the audience laughing..
everytime im just like wtf.. who are they, and why are they on screen..
RUREDY2ROK 1 year ago
bills the man. funny as hell
matt0570 1 year ago
such a great set
Airbag360 1 year ago
Gonna go see him live on April 15th. Can't f'n wait.
elbob17 1 year ago
GOD the crowd is so dead. Bill Burr is awesome.
Shinji91 1 year ago
"It's asparagus, I thought it was pesto!!!" Hahaaaa!
blueybug 1 year ago 3
10 STARS !!!
888Kharami 2 years ago
you can see a couple of chicks in the audience thinking 'hes on to us'
htezerdi 2 years ago 9
Bill is the best...
videolover61 2 years ago 3
Has anyone got the full clip? Where he talks about writing the books?
beelz3333 2 years ago 2
Hahahahaha! "I should have humped that chick in first classs"
shady7bc 2 years ago 5
6:03! Check out the size of those tits!
dss8345 2 years ago 140
@dss8345 glad i wasn't the only one to do a double take on that
SuP3rSh3eP 2 years ago 3
@dss8345 Montreal women.
isocrate27 1 year ago
@dss8345 Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
liptonBlueBirdAdd 1 year ago
@dss8345 Great catch, awesome call. Nummy, Nummy, Nummy.....
giantman72 1 year ago
@dss8345 DUDE THOSE TITS ARE AWESOME ... DYAMN
galinrizov 10 months ago
@dss8345 best comment ever dude
Blaazaram 9 months ago
@dss8345 It's 6:02 you douche! FOCUS!!
krow449 8 months ago
@krow449 lmao I think the rapid change in blood flow blurred his vision...
QuickdrawandKabong 7 months ago
@dss8345 I'll be honest she looks kinda like a tranny...
xanderwat 7 months ago 3
@dss8345 No The correct vernacular to accurately describe the size of those tities "GAWD DAYYYMMMMM!!!!"
theurbantrekkers 7 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
the croud does suck and canadians aren't a real country anyway
rambo6b 2 years ago
You sound well read and one who articulates using such an economy of words. Thank you for your effort.
You might want to start using a spellchecker if you decide to keep posting online.
kwon99 2 years ago
:D Good one!
evriluin 2 years ago
@kwon99
you really put effort into eComebacks.
sdeevooo 1 year ago
@sdeevooo Not really.
kwon99 1 year ago
You fail at life!
first4the2nd 2 years ago
"croud"?
"canadians aren't a real country"?
In-breeding is not pretty...
shanelizard 2 years ago 2
@shanelizard yeah cuz they dont do THAT in the south...
justsayjay 2 years ago
@justsayjay when did he say south?
foodonface 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
americans is not a country neither you know..
Gotta love white trash
Adleist 2 years ago
Bill Burr rules
angelbeta 2 years ago 3
This guy is so funny. It goes to show comedy can be clean but still hold its weight in the funny shit. He has so many other bits that rule and i agree that he should be bigger but that really is in due time. Hes got a wicked personality and killer stories of relationship challenges. Request him more often even on the raw dog sirius station. or any other comedy station to gets his name out .
rawdb 2 years ago
The crowd sucks
H3r0ik 2 years ago 6
He's not aloud to cuss on stage in Canada?
Eric8542009 2 years ago 3
Not when it's going to be aired on TV. Just for laughs is a big comedy show festival that spands several days in Montreal. Have to keep it clean in some areas.
koza7676 2 years ago
i thought so
man things are so much funnier with the curses ON
harrislam 2 years ago
Just for Laughs is filmed at the St Denis Theater in Montreal then televised all over Canada, so even if the comics cuss it will usually be edited out of the final cut. Sometimes you can find the unedited versions on YouTube though.
dss8345 2 years ago
I've seen him do this material before, he usually cusses in these bits. I'm pretty sure they told him to censor his act before performing.
Eric8542009 2 years ago 4
everyone remembers that falling dude that hits the anchor.
Wyrmshadow 2 years ago 2
excellent stuff mate... thanks
bloodbrothalk 2 years ago
6:03 *moterboat*
queekers 2 years ago 3
Agreed
SS3Jake 2 years ago
This guy's hilarious - more people should comment and he should be more famous.
AfroThundaah 2 years ago 76
I just posted to get rid of the "View all 1 comments" below. Drives me nuts.
rovetti1982 2 years ago
It's funny hearing him do his material clean. It's still just as funny.
Thanks for sharing
PhilUranus666 2 years ago 5