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  • is he the same guy as 'reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds?'

  • Sissy boy

  • 0:12 ...That's what she said...

  • press 4 for instant replay...ur welcome

  • Click at 0:21 haha!

  • 0:22

    ........... ftw

  • I guess we found Turret Guy's long lost brother.

  • must be news reporter goes ghetto's brother

  • Aw lizard just wanted a hug D:

  • This is the funniest video on YouTube

  • Lizard: Daddy? DADDY! *HUGS*

    Black dude: KH-KH-KHE-WHATEEEF!

  • thing leaped for that guy! i couldn't stop laughing and now my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard

  • electric eel with legs.

  • wth was he just electrocuted or just fck scared of that beast could someone tell me please :P? GHUHgWAGWAGAHA

  • "Texas Rat Snakes are going to be one the largest snakes that you'll find in the Metro-Plex area"  "CUBLECH VHCEVLBEEMEOKCLCLCLEE WHAT THE F-!"

    That's one long snake.

  • Why doesn't Bill Cosby like the lizard?

  • Got to love how he pretends he didnt do what he just did!

  • can u plz let go of m snake if u know what i mean

  • WTF??he sounded like he was chocking but it was just a lizard on him:))

  • its a living taizer

  • He had a seizure!! lol

  • " Let's see how long it is" That's what she said

  • lizard: hug!

  • XD

  • I'd do the same thing

  • The guy's voice looks like he's being strangled.

  • 0:40 HAHAHAHAHA

  • see kids thats why u dont rick roll people

  • Hahahahahaha xD

  • Thats some funny shit right there!!!!!

  • the lizard needed dick... and hes black..

  • Treecko used Tackle. Critical Hit!

  • chak chak haaa wtf get this thing of me

    now me: hahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahhah­ahhahahahhah

  • the lizard just waned a hug:)

  • It's so funny looking at people trying to write down what he probably might've uttered

  • I never laughed like this in my life. I nearly said the same thing as he did,, UGA KAKAGAGAKGAH! WHADEF...!

  • lizard uses thunderbolt

    it's super effective!

    bill cosby faints

  • Did the lizard like electrocute him?

  • that was just awesome

  • PRESS 6 TO SEE THE GUY REPTILE GUY GIVE THE HOST A PLEASANT FAP AS HE SAY "LEY-DE-HE-HE-HE"

  • Tonight I was bored as hell.

    Now, I've been watching fail blog's videos for almost 4 hours in a row.

    Somebody... please... help... gotta go... to... sleep... zzzzzzzzzzz...

  • @Johnnypt13 Lame.

  • is that an electrtical lezard or what?

  • @McVridik I just want to post the same comment as you xD

  • RENAME THE VID LIZARD WIN :P

  • The lizard just wants to be loved like the snake

  • Mr Lizard likes him...

  • He is scared of a Lizzard but not a snake.

  • He's doing his Bill Cosby impression.

  • I thought it was shit for a second

  • it sounds like he is chocking when the lizzard jumps on him

  • aww, lizard wants a hug!

  • Lol lizard was trying to change colors

  • I hear that black guy I HEARD THAT.. ARKAKA ARKAKA WHATTHEFFFFF

  • lucky he did't punch it...

    

  • The snake man doesnt move an inch.

  • Thunder lizard

  • I don't know what's funnier: the lizard slam or the lizardman laugh

  • @gelaldo18 Well not ur comment

  • He got gagged by a lizard. hahaha

  • Thumbs up if you laughed as hard as I did which was pretty hard

  • lizard: I'm on yo jacket, draining yo life force

  • that was epic!

  • hahahahaha~! XDDDD

  • Acting poison

  • He must be a relative of Bill Cosby.

  • it be awful if he land it on the lizard

  • I thought he had a heart attack!! lol

  • a baby thunder lizard?

  • He showed better restraint than I ever would.  All those four-letter words, he suppressed, I would have bellowed at the top of my lungs.

  • 0:12--0:17 close your eyes and use your imagination

  • His throat must be in his abdomen if he's choking that much.

  • The lizard : "HAI FRIEND!"

  • The best part is the attempt at looking semi-tough after the fall. "Get this thing off me man."

  • wild treecko appears

  • What he just wanted a hug, is that so wrong

  • I want that lizard!!!!! heeeee heeeeee heeeee

  • all he wanted was a hug

  • was that a leopard gecko?

  • He nearly had a seizure.

  • It's seizure-rific!

  • HELP HELP ! HE's CHOKING!

  • Louis : "Get this thing off me !"

  • khhhkhkhkkhggsgsskh -WHAT THE FUcK?!

  • its a gecko not a lizard xD

  • I know how he feels. Lizards killed my pa.

  • LMAO CAN'T STOP WATCHING

  • Lmao...before he falls out of view he almost says wtf shit is hilarious...

  • So hes not afraid of that snake but hes afraid of that lizard

    makes sense....

  • Awesome

  • u dun goofed

  • Mr. ChokesOnDick!?

  • Chuck norris lizard in action.

  • keep replaying :22

  • Yum.

  • He died?

  • CK-CHK-CHK-WHATTHEF!?!?!?!?!!

  • grrgrgkkftfffgrrtt___ Whathaffff

  • what the ffffffff

  • o:13 google auto caoption : 'and the medicinal qualities of florida letter as uh...product sales to five feet'.....cuz that makes sense O__O

  • OH LOOK A LIZARD....-SEIZURE-

  • uhhfptuchhichhh

  • in the back of his head was like my wife is watchin and i can impress her with this imma do it for her yeah its goin good this guy is gonna stay with me nothing can co wrongc im a big negro , almost there ,and then he ruined it , wich means no S*x

  • press 8 for "epic failure" haha XD

  • It sounds like RayWilliamJohnson says "Dot Org!"

  • The lizard did a "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" on him!

  • He sound like chicken little

  • Classic misdirection! I was watching the snake for the scare

  • thats what she said 0.12

  • @tasman500 congratulations you cut and pasted the 2nd highest rated comment

  • thats what she said 0.12

  • wwfwww whaa grrzz... WHAT THA FFF.... xDDD

  • playing with angry snake

    lizard jumps, *GAGAGAUHAUAGUAHUAHUGA* SPAQZZAA ATTAQ OMGGG

    lol.

  • (0:21) I wuv U :)

  • he's pretending to die for making a big scene and then finds out it's just a lizard epic fail! xd

  • That's how the Gieco Lizzard Gets his clients...

  • Damn, how do I even make a joke on this one?

  • He's scared of that SMALL lizard and he's holding a fucking SNAKE?

  • he got lizard rabies >_< smh

  • LMFAO @ kjkjwahwak WHAT THE FFFF

  • the other guy just stands there and starts laughing his ass off hahaha

  • The reporter souded like he was gonna die lol

  • Lizard used jump attack!

    It's super effective!

    Reporter used courage!

    It's not very effective...

  • "Let´s see how long it is."

    That´s what she said!!!

  • @Jethro0815

    Correction: that's what HE said. giggity.

  • @Jcolinsol SHE = THE LIZARD

  • @Jethro0815 HAHA!! ur cool T_T

  • wtf.. lizard was a taser ? lmao..

    look at the guy, he just stands there and does nothing XD

  • LOOL :D cute :D

  • 0:20 and 0:39

    Gu- Gug- GAAAAAAAAAA What the f- WHAT THE FFF-*CRASH*

  • Much more effective that a taser

  • 2,000,000 people watched him fail if it waz me idk what id do O.O move outta country

  • sounded like he has a fucking stroke

  • He is the chosen one.

  • more electric power than pica chu

  • LLOLOLOLOL

    HAHAHHAHA

  • black guy instincts kick in. then comes the slang talk.

  • EL MIEDO NO ANDA EN BURRO (FEAR DOESNT RIDE ON DONKEY)!!!!

  • @papantlaflyer68 No, but you are a jackass. Stop with the Spanish bullshit.

  • GUOGGHH WATHEF (wait, i'm in work) LOL

  • i thought he had a fit...

  • Damn... Who knew that Electric Eels Were getin' it on with lizards?

  • New hibrid: Electric Lizard

    

  • Only Niggers

  • 00:12 that's what she said.

  • press 4, goo goo ga gah ga goo... what th-!!!!

  • and finally, the thing he didn't want to happen, was happening

  • same thing happened to me one time. i stepped on a snake and i ran away with no shoes on XD

  • I actually know that reporter lol

  • Should have switched to Geico cause Fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance...or stop you from getting on fail blog

  • The lizard just wanted a ride

  • That lizard was trained by cops.

  • Racist Lizard.

  • Best than tazer gun. these the solution ! :o

  • That is one strong lizard to throw him to the ground so easliy!

  • SADFJALHSDFADS WTF!?!?!

  • what an idiot.... it was just a tiny little lizard...... like for real what a fucking little baby....

  • What the f.... 0:22

  • "oh good grief!"

    "oh boy..."

    LMFAO

  • @revengeofbutthead what does that mean?

  • get this thing off of me GOD DAMMIT

  • @Captain00Marvel the the shocking noises... epic win

  • "Let's see how long it is, lets hold it out"

    PAUSE

  • lizard uses thundershock

    reporter is paralayzed

  • @ZoMg801 No no no...

    lizard uses double-edge

    reporter is paralyzed

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  • that is super funny, the noise he makes just tops it off

  • Nigga Down!

  • I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably do this too.

  • He went all james brown on us!!!

  • 0:20 see that :D

  • ....i think he had a small sesier  , lol

  • ill be back XD

  • 0:12 thats what she said

  • i remember my government teacher showed us this in class

  • Haha after watching this I looked at "related videos" and my mind thought it said retarded videos