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  • haha that was cold day lol, remember it well.

  • Randy Bum

  • I don't get the polar bear.

  • @mzmadmike He's Bundy Rum's mascot.

  • this is actualy true otherwise there wouldnt be so many bloody british tourist in my bloody country

  • I'm going to get some rum. Who's with me!!

  • ive read through the comments, ... WHY HAS NO ONE QUESTIONED THE POLAR BEAR SITTING IN A AIRPORT CONTROL ROOM?!

  • @Mojo8121994

    That's the mascot of Brundy Rum.

  • Im english and i didnt find this offensive. I found it very humorous I now live in Australia and somethings that are wrong is that the Australians are better at sport well not football(soccer). and Australians say things wrong. like crisps they inherit chips from the americans. and dollars,cents,lollies, ice blocks, route they say r-out should be said root, router they say r-out-er should be said rooter, maroon, not said ma-rone.

  • @00wen1 shu oup just sha oup :P lol...thats the accent for you...kinda like how we (Australians and English) say Water like "War-ter" and the Americans say it like "what-er

  • @Clown1334652

    jamiedoylepenis4me is just a jealous fuckwit like many other poms. I'd have the shits if I was born a boring, grey, dismal country too. "Oh, jolly me. Why did we send all the convicts to that beautiful country. We're fucking retarded!" - King Knobhead, back in the 1700s.

  • Hahaha I didn't understand a single thing they just sang

  • I am Australian, but the only things that I found Australia is superior to Britain is the climate and the bigger land mass. Otherwise, Britain is better technology wise. Our internet services here sucks.

  • @DarthFanta I must have missed the line in the song about the internet connection...

  • @DarthFanta Actually you will find the internet services in Britain are about the same. Speeds are pretty much the same (tested across various parts of Britain)... it probably works out a bit cheaper though. But half the places I visited in England are without broadband. And I second 'scotthendo's' comment... I don't remember hearing anything in the ad about internet connections and other technology.

  • I think it's brilliant..... Aussies are proper funny, the fosters adverts are genius... So b******s to the who's the best rubbish, Brits n Aussies rock..... Anyone remember the fosters one with the bungee jump AWESOME

  • Why do people take this stuff so seriously?? Chill out its just a but of fun and banter, it just goes to show how good the rivalry is between our two countries! Also English people need to realise that bringing up the convict thing is not offensive at all, i mean because one of my distant relatives stole some bread back in the day, i live here now....pretty happy about it really!

  • I'm very confused as to why there's so much arguing going on about which country is better. To be honest both would be great places to live.

    but I think I can understand cuz both countries share the same bad habit...we both are very competitive countries...thats why WE'RE WINNING THE CWGs RIGHT NOW WOOT >:D

  • england doesnt suck at sport they just arn't as good as the cook islands :p

  • the funniest thing about this ad is that bundaberg rum was sold to a british country in 2000

  • australians, you are all dirty convict fucks

  • @jamiedoylepenis4me calm the fuck down mate, and ease off with the rascism, and while your at it learn to take a joke, I've lived in Australia for nearly 13 years and it beats the shit out of every country I've ever been to (that includes england).

  • @jamiedoylepenis4me Well thats funny coz I live in australia yet I'm Greek so how am I a convict?

  • @jamiedoylepenis4me I won't go into any more details other than to say you breeded half of us. The other half came from countries other than the UK so how can we all be dirty convict f*cks? Grow a brain idiot.

  • "We wouldn't suck at sport"

    I'm an Englishman living in Sydney, I found this very funny in light of our recent exploits in the Ashes

  • @Jorzbalzla Yeah and you beating Pakistan aswell in the last couple of weeks!!!woo what a game

  • yeah english invaded australia

  • @FBMOAY yeah, the english fucking killed lots of people here u should be ashamed

  • @MissGrandpa you aborigional? if so i respect that.

  • Is this a bundy rum ad?

    Where are the piss drunk Aussies beating the living shit out of each other and passing out in the street?

    This is no Bundy Rum ad.

  • lol england sucks at sport so bad they only one the ashes because they cheated

  • Fuck you england for stealing our Rum!

  • aw stfu

    these days YouTube's only about like what country's better i swear..

    ITS FOR FUCKING VIDEOS, NOT TO DISCUS YOUR LAND.

  • That's no way to treat your Queen.

    ;-)

    It's funny how many ads like this there are in Australia when in England there are none that make references to Australia. The reality is that it's far away from us and everything and we really don't care.

    God save your gracious Queen.

    :-)

  • haha take that england.

    I bet the poms aren't happy about this ad!!

    So true that they suck at sport haha

  • @AustraliaIsMine

    yes you hurt my feelings so bad, not

    suck at sport so bad we won the ashes eh? and the rugby world cup, sure we sih the wather was better here

  • 0:26

    Cook Island 6

    England 0

    Aussie humor find this is really funny....WTF O.o

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  • I love this add too, and I am a huge fan of aussie comedy...and this ad is not crude the rudest thing is a english footy fan saying 'we wouldn't suck at sport' - get over it it was meant as a rally for aussies - you all are wasting your time typing just as i am now we all have individual tastes in comedy and anything else so get over it when someone says they like something you don't need to pipe up 'i didn't' GET OVER IT you don't want to be the same so be happy you don't and happy they do!!!!

  • i love this add

  • that argument was far more amusing than the add itself you two need to sit down and have a couple bundys

    oh yeah and mr bean is totally intellectual and dry

    cheers

  • No...

  • eyyyy bundy

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  • You are an idiot.

  • Wow what an arrogant and narcissistic advert, Australia is a nice country but seriously get over yourselves, this advert is blatant and lame. Also what the fuck is up with skit house, comedy inc and the wedge, probably the most vile and disgraceful things i have ever seen, a horrid attempt at humor.

  • Then refrain from watching them. This ad never meant any offense to anyone. Just because such humor doesn't appeal to you, doesn't mean its vile.

  • blatant what? advertising?

    where are you from might I ask? (just wondering what shows you watched growing up for comedy is all :] )

  • I watched various British and American shows that used intellectual and dry humor that created funny jokes and situations. Not toilet humor and cheap laughs which are what Australian comedies prefer to use. The one funny Australian show is 'We can be heroes' and even that show is shit when up against the likes of Curb your enthusiasm or the British version of The Office.

  • That's why Australian humor is exactly that, Australian humor.

    Australian's find our comedies funny, we don't expect Pom or Yanks to.

  • Are you really defending The Wedge and Comedy inc? The shows have no punchlines, the characters are crude and lame, the skits are poorly written, the shows are futile, they bear no meaning other than to make people vomit in disgust, they are a legitimate disgrace to the human race. Fuck Australian comedies and fuck anyone who likes them.

  • I don't like either of those shows.

    However that doesn't change the fact that Australian humor is for Australians. Often it's something only Australians can laugh at. Kath and Kim, when an American version wasn't funny. However some Australian's find it funny. Australian humor doesn't appeal to everyone.

  • the wedge and comedy inc are both shit shows dont judge aussie comedy on that rubbish ,REAL Australian comedians not the shit ones on crap shows are up there with some of the best in the world mate

  • Nope

  • fucken eh, this is hilarious

    love the Brits but it would be sweet if Canada had the the time for something like this

    as it is we are too busy dealing with the damn American culture and still trying to show how we are different from them....see latest Molson Canadian "the code" ad series

  • Woooo bundy!

  • ...im irish not to mad about the brits i have to say but this ad is just petty and bitter.(IMO)

  • at least us aussies have better things to do than look up statistics on inventions just to make ourselves feel better

    hahah this ad always gets people so riled up

  • GO COOK ISLANDS!

  • thats mint haha join the club of rum pigs get it in ya

  • rule britannia ... its thanks to us that your even alive using your fingers now .. if we hadnt sent over our convicts, your beloved australia would just be a waste land with a few hundred abos on it!

  • you know jealousy is a curse right?..... RIGHT???? hahahaha.... you never know, i might be related to you through my uncles cousins great great aunt's roommates friend who was a bread stealer.... you never know.. ;)

  • @AusStorm

    rofl sif australia aint better then england...

  • Nah. Mate, massive amounts of immigrants have been coming in at pretty much every stage. Convicts stopped before too long.

    ..And it's STILL pretty much a wasteland.

  • U poms keep going back to the whole convict thing,but that dosent matter because u sent ur convicts to a way nicer place then cold,muggy england.

  • actually, it's thanks to us that we are alive today. the brits left the convicts out here to die, but they were tough and they thrived and that toughness is part of our heritage. Britain disowned the convicts when they sent them away to live on an unihabited island, they had no allegiance to the throne, they were nationless, so you can't really say it's because of Britain that Australia exists. It's because of Australians that Australia exists as it is today, and because we're tough.

    .

  • oh yeah, and i'm pretty sure the dutch discovered Asutralia before Britain did, they jsut thought it was way too nice a place 2 send their murderes and rapists.

    (that was to BOB284, as was my last comment!)

  • well australia was a british owned colony.. with british convicts .. living in a british state .. making them British .. well yes they were tough to make a country out of nothing .. but so what if the dutch discovered it first? .. did they claim it as theirs? .. did they set up government and make it part of the greatest, biggest and strongest empire the world will ever see? i dont think so .. so be glad and proud of your british routes.. and chin up as you look at the top left of your flag..

  • lol... I am very proud of my british roots, but not every Australian owes their existence to Britain. The union jack reminds us of where we've come from, and just how far, but in modern Australian society it is displaced on the flag because as a nation we are so much more now. Those 'abos' you referred to are a big part of Australia and its story, as are the many immigrants that contribute to our multicultural society.

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  • GET ON THE FUCKING YELLOW AND GREEN, FUCKING BEST PLACE EVERY, this ad hits it home

  • Love Bundy Rum, best drink ever, best ads ever

  • the best bit is when you see the cook islands 9 England 0 then he sings if we had bundy rum we wouldn't suck at sport its funny

  • HAHA i am a proud Aussie! and bundy for life.

  • AUSTRALIA PRIDE MUTTHER FUCKERS

  • so you would rather be looking a fat pale pregnant scally sluts than nice brozed bodies?

  • LOL fucking brilliant, jesus if the Aussies can't laugh at themselves then the Brits certainly can't judging by some of the comments!! We're getting a good few Brits entering Ireland again cos our standard of living is better apparently-we don't mind really just behave yerselves this time :-D

  • ha the bloody moany aussies at it again!! england and australia are great together. we share loads. We're funnier than you though :)

  • we suck at sport? remember rwc 2003? and again in 2007?

  • remember you have more than half our poluation? remember how we have won two world cups and you invented the sport? remember how you've only won one ashes in the last 16 years. remember how we beat you last time when we played you in football. remember how we win the most medal at the commenwealth games when your norman queen comes to watch? remember how you suck at pretty much every sport you invented? not bad for a bunch of convicts hey?

  • remember how no one cared and you just kept on talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin and talkin. Rather be a crim then a pom

  • rather be a hot aussie than a pale minga

  • what? remember when you're a broken record with no credability?

  • wtf are you on about man?

  • vice verca dickhead.. read your last comment.

  • oh yeah, forgot about that. great comeback.

  • @theaccempire  British basted

  • @MrGrizzly117 Read the whole paragraph, he's Australian you dick knob.

  • @BannanaBlue i'm australian to you fat basted

  • @MrGrizzly117 You're illeterate arn't you? Pluss i never fucking said you wern't Australian. I said that he is Australian. *Bastard

  • oi mate its a joke dont get ur panties in a knot

  • ummm yeh thats why in football your very national sport you cant even qualify for the european championchips!!

  • haha the tune to this song is my school's school song LOL

  • It is humour.. And Australia isnt a shithole.. Australia is one on the better countries.. Respect the aussie pride

  • @Breaktheice94 i completely agree :)

  • @Breaktheice94 i know that this is three years ago and stuff and that youve probebly heard this a thousand times but wtf made you say australia isnt a shithole....we all fucking know that and if you watchedthe video it shows that there coming from england or w/e

  • hahaha mate, i dont know which part of australia you went to but from my knowledge it's better than some scally pom glassing you. we will know when to be more strict on our immigration laws when our national dish is chicken tikka massala.

  • u guys are hilarious! lol!!!

  • Aw come on people! Shut up and quit arguin and have a sense of humour!

  • Man, the only thing that's better than this ad is the comments!

    "We wouldn't suck at sport ... "

  • i'd be quite happy to sit back and see the funny side of this ad glen, but it's mindless comments like that of ebovis111 that compel me to post.

  • What song does this parody? i know ive herd it before

  • Song parody of "The World In Union", created by Charlie Skarbek, originally for the 1991 Rugby World Cup (Twickenham, England) from the original piece "Jupiter, the fourth movement of The Planets Suite" by Gustav Holst. Melody also widely known from the hymn "I vow to thee my country."

  • damn straight australia rulz :) and bundy is the best rum even the queen even wants some bundy rum im aussie and im proud to be one and proud to drink bundy best rum eva GO AUSTRALIA

  • this video is posted twice and I've read some of your comments on the other posting as well as others, and the fact is, anyone that makes the kind of comments that are on that posting whether English or Australian are clearly 'idiots' and are the narrow minded I refered to earlier..why such hate?..it's just an ad!!..chill out people, let's be able to take the piss out of each other without getting upset..are you adults or children?

  • addyuk69, you're absolutely right, anyone that takes this ad seriously at all is missing the point and completely narrow minded...and for the record, the roles are reversed quite often in fact...don't for one minute try to tell me that the English don't take cheap shots when they get the opportunity, we just don't winge about it...

  • At the 42 second mark it looks like they are doing a Nazi salute.

  • australia has a massive inferiority complex, which not only explains the childish advert but

    also the majority of aussie comments on here. can i bring it back to the original discussion and ask any aussie if they'd be offended if the roles were reversed in the ad?

  • honestly i think it would be the same reversed. You would have a lot of us (aussies)that would laugh and some fags that would just abuse english ppl because they can...its the same in every country...it just seems that a lot of america's can't take a joke the same we UK guys and Aussie Guys can.

  • I'm an Aussie that lives in London and I would urge any other Aussies not to repsond to some of the comments being posted by the English moron that has been posting comments. Unfortunately he makes the English look stupid and they're not. All the people I work with are great people and are well educated. Enjoy the video and ignore the idiots.

  • what about the dumb comments being made by ebglider91? if you're trying to be impartial then refer to him/her as an "idiot" too, and admit that the advert serves no purpose than to provoke british ex-pats and give aussies a cheap laugh. it's the lack of humility that brings australia undone every time. a really great country doesn't have to push the fact.

  • Right, you can stop any silly arguments NOW!

    UK and Australia rock, and are great friends!! Love the football score vs Cook Islands, haha.

  • you're correct, we do both rock. and here's another football score to love: Kuwait 2 - Australia 0. and that one's not fictional. hahaha indeed.

  • that was like our reserve reserve grade side

  • woooooooo go australia!!!

    aussie aussie aussie

    OI OI OI!!!

    screw all this arguments bundy mate!

  • I like both england and australia. I live in australia but i think there both good countries with good and bad sides to them.

  • It's quite funny seeing the arrogance and ignorance of some people on here.

  • we dont have half the population of england and we dominate you at every sport you invented.. we are the best sporting country per capita and the 3rd best place to live. not bad for a bunch of convicts..

  • LOL!The English are superior because we dont suppose the greatness of a nation rests solely on their sporting capability - thats about all u thick arse aussies can think about. PS...didnt see you dominating us in the Rugby world cup...

  • Judging by your atrocious grammar and knowledge of history, or anything for that matter, and the fact that all your responses start with LOL! I don't see how you can call anybody on the face of the Earth a 'thick arse' So far you've only shown the intelligence of a retarded celery stick. I can't wait for your reply 'LOL! aussies=convicts u thick arse LOL!'

  • 'The

    Australian government seems hell-bent on doing everything it can to deny

    Aborigines their internationally-recognised rights, especially their land

    rights. Its stance can only be described as racist, and seems like a throwback

    to attitudes 30 years ago. Recent government legislation will make it very

    difficult for many Aborigines to reclaim land now occupied by huge

    ranches

  • Spoken by a true hypocrite who is too busy on their high horse to do any research. Lets look at the facts. When Aboriginals are given land, what do they do with it? Nothing. Have you ever been to an Aboriginal community? No, I didn't think so. If you have then you would see that giving them land is the last thing they need. Call me racist (and I'm sure you will) but they do nothing to help themselves.

  • The majority of Aboriginals don't have proper jobs. You want to know why they die 20 years before other Australians? Because they spend their adult lives feeding from a beer bottle and a pack of cigarettes. The government gives them their allowances, and they spend it all on booze within a few days.

  • Why are they more likely to be arrested? Because they commit more crimes, to feed their drug and booze problems. How can we give them a 'fair go' when in Aboriginal communities men prostitute their children for beer and smokes? Your fucking European 'free the Aborigines' groups don't know jack shit about what really needs to be done.

  • Australia has many contributions to the world including stem cell developments extensive cancer research etc etc but people like helena are blinded by there arrogance and snobbery towards the aussies.Who do you think help britian develop your civilisation THE ROMANs. our language came from latin,spanish and many others. why don't you keep your racistand stupid views to yourself

  • yeah and who do u think developed your civilisation arsehole? yeah, us. And, um, since 2,000 years ago, we have gone on to have had the biggest and greatest empire ever seen - including the Romans. What a wanker you would be nothing without the Brits. Yes OUR language come from a mixture of languages, but still was invented by the ENGLISH which is why it is called ENGLISH. There is only one original language in the world and that is sanskrit

  • you dont even belong in britan, you know you're really germans dont you?

  • You dont belong in Australia, you know you really belong in English jails dont you?....rather belong to a great nation like Germany than Australia

  • Im a german australian

  • 20% of Australians are descended from people who stole a loaf of bread or a few shillings to feed their starving families in the shithole called England or were imprisioned because for the crime of being Irish. There were 222 crimes which people were executed in England for, like cutting down a tree, or stealing chickens eggs. What a civilized place

  • LOLLOLLOL......should I give you a list of massacres of Indigenous Australians...no, I don't think I will, your feeling of self-worth, being born in a country like Australia must be low enough as it is. AUSTRALIA...WHAT A CIVILISED PLACE!

  • Actully, it was the British army that killed all the aboriginals, not the covicts, so yes, Australia is quit a civilized place.

  • Seeing as the majority were commited by the Royal Marines or by straight off the boat poms, your arguement is less than water tight. And we all know Britain has never done anything wrong, like Bloody Sunday, or Dresden, or the aftermath of the Indian Mutiny. One word for you-Hypocracy

  • My, being a hypocrite? I was responding to someone calling the Brits uncivilised...just like you. You are a commiserable bigot. So it was the Brits that killed the aboriginals? How about the Forrest River massacre, the Coniston massacre, the Caledon Bay Crisis...I dont think I need to continue, you wankstain.

  • Those 3 you mentioned occur after 1900. The vast, vast majority of massacres occered between 1800 and 1860. The majority of perputrators were British born settlers or members of the British Army. You forgot to mention the Battle of Pinjarra and the Black War. Another example, within a year of the British settling Fremantle the British Army were killing Aboriginals.

  • And this didn't just happen in Australia. Anywhere the British touched resulted in the death of the natives. New Zealand, Canada, the United States, South Africa, Rhodesia, India, Pakistan, an attempt at Afghanstan, Malaya and of course Ireland.

  • Maybe the only difference between Australia and Britain is that we stopped murdering the locals 80 years ago while you were still at it up to the 70's. Is there a difference between soldiers from 1 PARA firing into a crowd of Irish civilians and a farmer shooting Aboriginals for spearing a dog? I didn't think so.

  • you just got fucking owned.

  • aww sweetheart calm down or youll give urself a nose bleed : ). Oi you should be thanking us, coz if it wasnt for us winning the war ud be speaking German right now. Are you saying putting an end to the reign of an evil maniac who killed over 6 million people had "no purpose"? Why dont YOU fuck off you shithead.Yeah, ur right, u have served us, because ur from such inferior gene stock and intellectual abillity, thats the only thing ur useful for.

  • By 'no purpose' I was referring to the entire First World War, and the parts of WW2 were Australians were sent to fight (and die) that served no purpose (eg the Greece Campaign, when Churchill knew most of the soldiers would die or be captured, so instead of Brits he sent Australians and New Zealanders)

  • yeah lol because ur all inferior scum and can be spared

  • Show some respect to the people from other countries who died fighting to protect yours.'inferior scum and can be spared' I dare you to call an Australian, New Zealander, Canadian or South African WW1 or WW2 veteran 'scum' to their face. No British veteran would. You're a disgrace to your country, which you can't even spell('Britian' ring any bells?)

  • And how much respect do u think ur showing by stating that the British army - the most heroic men in the world, did not win the war that they DID win? wanker.

  • No they didn't win it.

  • Don't say I don't have respect for the British Army, because I do, what I don't respect are people like you who believe Britain single-handedly defeated Germany. Why did Churchill himself say that after the attack on Pearl Harbour that he 'slept the sleep of the saved' seeing as it would result in the USA becoming involved in the war.

  • No one ever said we believed Britain won the war on their own - but u explicitly stated that WE didnt win the war, the USA and USSR did. We ALL won the war.

  • you know in world war 1 in gallipoli, the british generels orderd that we send the anzacs straight into turkish machine guns, to make a desraction just so the british soldiers(who were sitting on the beach drinking tea while we all got slaughted) could get sneak of the beach with out getting shot.

  • LOL love the brits xxxxxxxxxx

  • You think Australians dieing at Gallipoli is funny? Yeah, almost as funny as the 7/7 bombings. And Lockerbie. Aberfan was pretty funny as well. You dumb, pathetic cunt. Let's gloat in the deaths of people. A great ambassador for England you are

  • 47skins...shows you the kind of propoganda shit that they feed you in australia to boost your self-confidence (which is low coz you know everyone from your country is a piece of crap)

  • Propaganda? Truth isn't propaganda. And if 'self confidence in Australia' (called by intelligent people patriotism) is so low, why do we bother proving you wrong with every single lie you dream up?

  • Britain never won the second world war, the US and USSR did.And Australia wouldn't be speaking German dickhead, if anything it would be Japanese, but Australians defeated them in New Guinea and prevented their planned invasion.

  • lol ok if thats your take on history ill let you believe it - 1939 - 1945 was WW2, USA only came in three years after it started so I think we did a pretty good job.

  • And don't get me started on history. Britain managed to prevent a German invasion by winning the Battle of Britain in 1940. But there is no way that they could have defeated Germany without the USA or USSR.

  • and this can be proven how? USSR fought on the Eastern front, the UK on the west - they were basically two separate wars, and Britain always held their own on the western front - where SEVERAL battles took place, not just the battle of Britain. The mediterranean sea...dunkirk...ever heard of these? Do a bit of reading before u post on here next time please?

  • The war on the Eastern Front took away millions of German soldiers who could otherwise have been used to invade Britain. Britain held their own how? Dunkirk was a retreat, not a battle, after the Wehrmacht had driven them back to the English Channel. the Mediterrenaen Campaign was a victory, not just because of the British, but the Australians, New Zealanders, South Africans and Indians who fought with them.

  • Yes, the eastern front took away millions of soldiers - AS DID THE WESTERN FRONT u fuckwit. So ur saying that the fact that Britain killed double the number of Germans than they killed British. which has been taught in history for years is a lie? Bullshit

  • Seeing as your stupid, I'll put it this way. By 1940, the Nazi's had overun western Europe. They planned to invade Britain, but were unable to becuase of the RAF's air superiority over Britain(in language you'll understand, that means to many German planes went boom-boom)

  • Britain killed double the number of Germans than they killed British? During the Battle of France in 1940, 27074 Germans were killed, while there were 360000 Allied dead or wounded, and 1900000 captured(including 68111 Britsh were killed, wounded or captured) At Dunkirk, there were 10000 Germans deaths, and 30000 British.

  • Britain killed double the number of Germans than they killed British? The Battle of France in 1940, 45000 German dead, compared to 360000 Allied dead or wounded, and900000 captured(including 68000 Britsh dead, wounded and prisoners) At Dunkirk, 10000 German deaths compared to 30000 British.

  • Oops, multiple comments, don't know who that happpened. Anyway, you're wrong

  • Lol dont know "who" that happened. Think ur the stupid won - stop making up shit about our history u fukwit just to big urself up

  • 'Think ur the stupid won' Those who live in glass houses...

  • And I haven't made up any of those FACTS, you lot are the people who make stuff up. And when you can't prove any of my FACTS wrong, you resort to insulting typos.

  • Britain killed twice the number of Germans as they killed Brits. In the Battle of France 45000 Germans died, while there were 1.5 million allied dead, wounded or captured, including 60000 British. At Dunkirk there were 10000 German dead and 30000 British dead.

  • Market Garden in 1944, there were 6000 Britsh deaths and 2000 German deaths(many of whom were killed by the Americans)I don't mean any disrespect to the British who died, but your 'fact' is a lie. Please don't make shit up again

  • The only time Britain trully held their own was during the Battle of Britain, when the RAF defeated the Luftwaffe and stopped the planned invasion of Britain(Operation Sealion anyone?) I respect the brave people who died fighting for Britain, especially the RAF pilots, but the truth is that without other Allied help Britain would have been unable to defeat Germany

  • no we wont get u started on history because u obviously no nothing about it

  • And 'inferior gene stock' What the fuck? Yeah, that makes so much sense. Seeing as most Australians (although not me, thank fuck) are descended from Britons, I guess that makes you at least as dumb? And don't even start the 'you're all convicts' arguement. 22% of Australians are descended from convicts, most of whom were transported for something ridiculious like stealing a loaf of bread to feed their starving family or 'loitering with intent' like one of my mates ancestors.

  • "did you know 67% make up statistics 79% of the time?" did u also know that in 2006 49000 brits moved to australia and 77000 aussies moved to britian. With a population that is less than 1/6 of ours thats quite a lot - we cant all be that bad can we? And ill stick by 44charmed - you convicts are descended from the scum of Britian - rapists and murderers

  • Douchebag. The convicts were'nt rapists or murderers(who were executed in Britain) but mostly people who were convicted of petty crimes like pickpocketing. And the UK has a population of 60 million. Australia has 20 million. No matter what country you're from that doesn't equal 1/6th. At any one time there are about 300 000 Austrlains living in Britain. There are 860 000 Brits living in Australia. And your country is spelt Britain, not Britian.