DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WOR
@SteelCrash I know. Believe it or not, at this Wal-Mart I went to, they actually had a copy of a painting by Hitler, though they didn't say it was by Hitler. LOL.
@recordnerd21 its what you think its evil .... he acttualy cared for him ppl wery much if he woudnt start a war he would be know as a great savior ...
Ok, I don't know what the fuck everybody's talking about -- I love him to death, but outside of the script itself, which is accurate, amir does a terrible woody allen.
@mnkittel `You can't act and be yourself at the same time unless you're playing your own role in a biographical movie or something...and it's very obvious that Amir is miming Woody Allen. He's doing a great job, too.
I really don't see the appeal of Woody Allen Movies. it's just him babbling on about random bullshit, every time he's on screen I want to punch him in the face. who came up with the perverted premise of Manhattan and why is it that he is such a well-regarded director but Annie Hall didn't even get a smile out of me? I seriously want to know. can anybody give me a real answer?
Some people get it, some people don't. I got it. I liked the originality of his work, the sentimentality in Manhattan and the warmth of Annie Hall. Neither are all-out comedies more films with romantic, dramatic and comedic elements. Things such as Bananas is purely comedy and Love & Death is a philosophical satrical comedy. Don't worry, it's just not for you.
@TheMoviePro If my dates are correct this came out two years after Knocked Up and if you're talkin about the kid i think you're talking about she looked WAY older in Knocked Up, so i'd guess not.
i liked the centar better...
youcancallmetai 20 hours ago
Rhapsody in Blue in the beginning!
KindomOfHappiness 5 days ago
i don't get the ending, was that from a movie of his
Kango234 1 week ago
@Kango234 Woody allen married his step daughter who was much younger than him, thats what it is making fun of
ColdSkin11 1 day ago
@ColdSkin11 i knew that, but i didn't get the "old Amir" appearing at the end
Kango234 1 day ago
That, was, awesome.
Platinum400 2 weeks ago
the age difference between amir and I is only 10 years...
is that hope I feel?
justanotherday216 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 3
The music at the beginning was used in a video my dad did for when i was born!
aaronhi50 2 weeks ago
should have been written by stephanie meyer
puppyluveromg 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
reverse oedopus complex thats too funny
aguynamedcurt 2 months ago
THAT GIRL IS INCREDIBLY CUTE
MrFudgeDuck 2 months ago
Just so everyone is clear:
Woody Allen is 44 YEARS OLDER than his wife. That is more than half of his lifespan as of right now.
UltraCrapLover 3 months ago 9
something deep down inside me wants to believe this was actually directed by Woody Allen.
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
@LilMisTaken it's by last name.
Rock6754 4 months ago
:) Grace comes before Dan in alphabetic order?
LilMisTaken 4 months ago
0:24
Amir: "She is a better painter than Hitler was. Nicer, too. I hope."
She: "Oh, I hate Jew."
lumberj23 4 months ago
Rhapsody in Blue is probably one of my favorite pieces. Great video guys haha
bmkification 4 months ago
I don't mean to sound racist but Amir sounds really Jewish in this video
gelatojoe 4 months ago
@gelatojoe he is jewish
MrCrazyproduction 1 month ago
LOL omg amir blumenfeld why do you do this to me. I cant even breathe im laughing so much.
TwoStupidGirlsYT 4 months ago
the age difference between amir and the little girl is more than 10 years less than the age difference between Woody Allen and his wife
jaybirdzazz 4 months ago 67
@jaybirdzazz umm amirs 26
razorknight34 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@razorknight34 in this video hes 28 now
razorknight34 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@jaybirdzazz i cant understand ur wording
MustangRoy7 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@jaybirdzazz So there you go, sounds justified to me!
zergmare7 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@jaybirdzazz haha its funny cuz its actually true
naijaboy777 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
i wonder who's kid that was
videogamewizard90 4 months ago
did anyone else notice tht it said starring (in alphabetical order) but it woznt in order?
LaLaLaxGirl 5 months ago
@LaLaLaxGirl A before F, F before G, G before S....
kittycat0100 5 months ago
@kittycat0100 ?
LaLaLaxGirl 5 months ago
@LaLaLaxGirl
Last names durrrrrr
pokeybadger 4 months ago
@arethnaar45 I thought so. Weird but technically correct way to put it, isn't it? "Reverse Oedipus complex" Thanks!
Raider768 5 months ago
1:06 ....someone's on tumblr
ChellysHeadphones 5 months ago
Not to be a smartass but sn't a "reverse Oedipus complex" just an Electra complex?
Raider768 5 months ago
@Raider768 Yeah, that's an Electra complex.
arethnaar45 5 months ago
grace is so effing lucky.
THEerinatore 5 months ago
His Woody Allen impression is better than his Seinfeld impression.
teawesome 5 months ago
I've seen two Woody Allen films, and they've both been EXACTLY this (Whatever Works and Manhattan).
teawesome 5 months ago 2
she's to young for you bro.
streetwheels 5 months ago
I challenge Amir to an Allen off. I will crush you!
Jonstern1983 5 months ago
Amir is SO good at doing Woody Allen.
EmmaXSkellington 6 months ago 110
The end is hillarious.
AnthonyWhitford 6 months ago
this was just so perfect! and his impression of woody was not bad at all
rasoiratomique 6 months ago 3
She's a better painter than Hitler was! xD
OldEnoughBiatches 6 months ago 2
this is SO woody allen. i love woody but this is really funny.
blaaairVideos 6 months ago
Haha it's called an elektra complex not reverse Oedipus complex
F1R1NMAHLAZAH 6 months ago
@F1R1NMAHLAZAH lol true
parkouras93 6 months ago
@F1R1NMAHLAZAH thats what you found funny from this episode?
PervAccount 5 months ago
I have to go potty! A-gee-gee-gee-gee gee! Gee-gee-gee-gee-gee!
I chuckle every_time.
MyComputerSucks2 6 months ago
If you're gonna have two Amir's, just have one.
If you're gonna have two Amir's, just have one.
ForRealziez 6 months ago
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DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WOR
Disneylloovveerrr645 6 months ago
"When it comes to relationships with women, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg Award."
LeonTh3Duke 6 months ago
"staring
(in alphabetical order)
amir
grace
dan
and sarah"
that seems about right
OurRandomNation 6 months ago
@OurRandomNation Alpabetical order of people is done with last names, not first names. And the last names were correctly ordered
Aragiss 6 months ago 2
@OurRandomNation It's by their last name idiot
srpjr3795 6 months ago
@srpjr3795 o yea well i only know my alphabet to a b c 6 and y so shuuuut up
OurRandomNation 6 months ago
sounds like woody allen to me, who came first woody allen or mort goldman from amily guy
christwofour 6 months ago 2
Chivalry isn't dead, it's bankrupt.
hahaha
ViperT17 6 months ago
How did they get a 4 year old to make a be in a college humor video?!?!?!
linkinpark171412 6 months ago
EFFFFF IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING A SOCIOLOGY PAPERRRR
HiderKing 6 months ago
Is that appatow's daughter?
clockwrkornge 6 months ago
LOL! I never knew Amir could do impressions! Awesome!! LOL!
MrMcChewy 6 months ago
Not gonna lie i saw this on another video and it worked..........boobies
Ieatnails4breakfast 6 months ago
(this is if he said Oedipus)
fun fact:Oedipus means "swollen foot"
galatiangod 7 months ago
@galatiangod So named because his father stabbed holes in the baby's foot so that he could tie him to a tree to abandon him. Yeesh.
ginnyisdacoolest 6 months ago
George Gershwin - Rhapsody in Blue
squirrelcup 7 months ago
Amir sounds like Mort from Family Guy in this.
bseed18 7 months ago
that woman is like the worst acter ever
Chiche34600 7 months ago
He was an excellent painter best with buildings and stuff.
MrFreddymercury 7 months ago
"Better painter than Hitler was," lol. Hitler was a good painter though. I have to admit.
recordnerd21 7 months ago
@recordnerd21 yea funny that jews didnt let him go to the university ...
SteelCrash 7 months ago
@SteelCrash I know. Believe it or not, at this Wal-Mart I went to, they actually had a copy of a painting by Hitler, though they didn't say it was by Hitler. LOL.
recordnerd21 7 months ago
@recordnerd21 let me quess a picture of dog or a city ?
SteelCrash 7 months ago
@SteelCrash Well it was one of a courtyard of apartment buildings or something.
recordnerd21 7 months ago
@recordnerd21 yea that also sounds logical since he was a street painter :)
SteelCrash 7 months ago
@SteelCrash Yeah. How ironic that such an evil man could be such a great painter.
recordnerd21 7 months ago
@recordnerd21 its what you think its evil .... he acttualy cared for him ppl wery much if he woudnt start a war he would be know as a great savior ...
SteelCrash 7 months ago
Okay, what the f**k? awesome though lol
pakiMA5T3R 7 months ago
i remeber playin the intro song for orchestra its by gurchwin or something yup..
SilhouetteVengeance 7 months ago
"What the f*cking, time traveling"
sethutkc350 7 months ago
grace is his niece !
TheCottaWarrior 7 months ago
I noticed that the people who work at college humor have a lot of jewish names
KILLAHBEAM 7 months ago
Dinner tonight?
1800weebetrollin 7 months ago
what a great woody allen impression!
lemurnation123 7 months ago 3
what a great woody allen impression
lemurnation123 7 months ago
amir is.a.talented.genius. - if I could like this a thousand times more, I'd do it.
TheLalalaHello 7 months ago
o my gawd! rhapsody in blue. thats the intro song!!!! i feel so old. and im only 17
ItsKALEB 7 months ago
huh?
dobermangrl 7 months ago
Ok, I don't know what the fuck everybody's talking about -- I love him to death, but outside of the script itself, which is accurate, amir does a terrible woody allen.
orme96 7 months ago
After reading these comments, I'm convinced more people need to see Manhattan,
godblessthosepagans 7 months ago 2
Notice how the table rocks..
theowlboy 7 months ago
Spot on Woody allen by amir. Like it!
Kvamsable 7 months ago
Rhapsody in Blue
TheRedMantus2 8 months ago
fuck is not a nice word. That little girl heard it all..
CptClydeFrog 8 months ago
Why are they surprised? Its freaking Amir.
Luigispin236FIlms 8 months ago
The two top rated comments are contradictory. Classic.
YoussefFishere 8 months ago 3
@YoussefFishere - Not actually. Amir may be "being himself" but at the same time he is acting out a brilliant parody of Woody Allen.
mnkittel 8 months ago
@mnkittel `You can't act and be yourself at the same time unless you're playing your own role in a biographical movie or something...and it's very obvious that Amir is miming Woody Allen. He's doing a great job, too.
YoussefFishere 8 months ago
HAHAHA HE PLAYS SUCH A GOOD WOODY ALLEN!!!
Presiidentiial 8 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anton338 8 months ago
i wonder if woody's ever seen this...
blastywasty 8 months ago 2
@blastywasty 0:11
YoussefFishere 8 months ago
@YoussefFishere ???
blastywasty 8 months ago
OMFG RHAPSODY IN BLUE!!!!
RatedPi 8 months ago
0:06 starring (in alfabetical order)
amir blumenfeld
grace furey
dan gurewitch
sarah schneider
??
jorgelo77 8 months ago
@jorgelo77 alfabetical surname?
LaurenKayleighOnline 8 months ago
Woody Allen is a genius. Amir Blumenfeld is also a genius.
YoussefFishere 8 months ago
I really don't see the appeal of Woody Allen Movies. it's just him babbling on about random bullshit, every time he's on screen I want to punch him in the face. who came up with the perverted premise of Manhattan and why is it that he is such a well-regarded director but Annie Hall didn't even get a smile out of me? I seriously want to know. can anybody give me a real answer?
nitrorev386 9 months ago
@nitrorev386
Some people get it, some people don't. I got it. I liked the originality of his work, the sentimentality in Manhattan and the warmth of Annie Hall. Neither are all-out comedies more films with romantic, dramatic and comedic elements. Things such as Bananas is purely comedy and Love & Death is a philosophical satrical comedy. Don't worry, it's just not for you.
danutcase66 8 months ago
I don't get the Stalin bit the end.
bullettoothburrows 9 months ago
is that Judd Apatow's kid the one who was in Knocked Up?
TheMoviePro 9 months ago
@TheMoviePro If my dates are correct this came out two years after Knocked Up and if you're talkin about the kid i think you're talking about she looked WAY older in Knocked Up, so i'd guess not.
thagrammarnazi 8 months ago
He sounds kinda like Mort Goldman from Family Guy. Lol
Hedgehog373 9 months ago 79
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nightwishfan06 4 months ago
@Hedgehog373 or kyles cousin kyle from south park :)
nightwishfan06 4 months ago
@Hedgehog373 I think that's who mort is based on.
crazyjak56 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Rhapsody in Blue!!
theaws0m3guy 9 months ago
1:15-1:19 for the lolz
TheMerkWithTheMouth 9 months ago
lmao the ending was hilarious "WHO THE F**K IS THAT!?"
TheMerkWithTheMouth 9 months ago
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that little girl is cute
Beautiine 9 months ago
Not a bad spoof of a Woody Allen movie, except Woody Allen was actually funny
collegeaveplayers 9 months ago
It's a little too simplistic. I think I might have liked this better had they not gone for the easy jokes. Still, it was amusing.
Eels25 9 months ago
So your dating a 4 year old creeeeeeepy
Dirtsaw23 9 months ago
every Woody Allen movie....ever
CodenameZues 9 months ago 93
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snoploify 6 months ago
@snoploify excuse you?
CodenameZues 6 months ago
Rhapsody in Blue ^_^
google2346 9 months ago
Dan and Amir are such good actors, yeah?
smithers099able 9 months ago
Does anyone else see the drawing on the whiteboard at the beginning?
ZachariasTheGlorious 10 months ago
1:15 look at sarah's face
wersyentists 10 months ago
@wersyentists Why?
GitarrPwnz 10 months ago
@GitarrPwnz .. look at her face.. and see..
wersyentists 9 months ago
@wersyentists Yeah I did it wasn't worth looking at. Or at least if it is I don't get it.
GitarrPwnz 9 months ago
beginning of the Thorn Birds right here. well, except for the future guy at the end...
loyalfalconflutist 10 months ago
beginning of the Thorn Birds right here.
loyalfalconflutist 10 months ago
another wannabe
maymeegal 10 months ago
This ranks as one of CH's best ever. Amir should be in movies.
mnkittel 10 months ago
lol i love the way Dan is confussed and say "TIMETRAVEL!!"
thehalofan12345 10 months ago
lol
raymondfalack 10 months ago
reverse oedipus complex is called the electra complex.
kennedyhola 10 months ago 4
@kennedyhola thumbs up for freud!
bar45858 10 months ago
lol
ShadowRogueZX 10 months ago
that was perfect. if you squint at amir, its totally woody allen.. the speech, the gestures, the jokes, the girlfriend.. the breaded self..
babelfsh66 10 months ago
Does anyone else have no idea what the fuck is going on?
XblackswanXx 10 months ago
@XblackswanXx aww go watch a couple of woody allen movies, you ll get the joke. also expand your horizons a bit hopefully..
babelfsh66 10 months ago
@babelfsh66 lol
XblackswanXx 10 months ago
whowhatthefuckhowareyouthereTIMETRAVEL!
stickmantribe 10 months ago
I don't get it
Deanalank 10 months ago
WOW, holy crap! Wait is that true, Amir Blumenfeild got a girlfriend!?
misraproductions 10 months ago
he nailed the role
parkouras93 10 months ago
Again with your father, i mean you should go to analysis!!!:) u have to love Amir
jonnyj3000 10 months ago
pedo amir lol!
MrEmail06 11 months ago
in alphabetical order
beatlesJPGRr 11 months ago
Amir is actually not too shabby doing woody.
Paperbagman555 11 months ago
excuse me?
mouroxavlo 11 months ago
lolz
aribriaproductions 11 months ago
RHAPSODY IN BLUE :DDDDD
spikemugen22 11 months ago
Again WIN. Amir, great job with the woody allen impersonation. And 4 year old girl.... great job.
AvacadoDesperado 11 months ago
What a great impression
09yulstube 11 months ago
something tells me amir leads a second life...as pedo bear!!!!!
frigginchocolate2 11 months ago
whos little girl is that
superstar5565 11 months ago
god i hate woody allen after this
dragonfly8756 11 months ago 2
pedoo
DeimanteK 11 months ago
"he said good by cruel wheel"
darc321 11 months ago
Is it wrong that Amir's impression of Woody Allen kinda turns me on?
iwillalwaysdream96 11 months ago 15
Amir is AMAZING. :)
MileyDemiandJoBroFan 1 year ago 4
lol "i have to go potty dee dee dee dee dee"
hotpink910 1 year ago
-comment about leaving after another college humor video-
fussonxbox 1 year ago
thumbs up for Rhapsody in Blue at the beginning
JohnSteveberg 1 year ago
holy shit amir can play a good woody allen
StonedPro 1 year ago 4
Amir´s Woody allen is amazing!!!! PS: Manhattan is my favorite movie
kalaentertainmentt 1 year ago
Rhapsody in Blue at the beginning. Just thought I'd point that out.
LetTheMusicFlow1 1 year ago 2
1:17 Sarah really took that slap
Samaelmaza 1 year ago
Amir is phenomenal at acting
KashhKashhhh 1 year ago 110
Rhapsody in blue in the beginning FTW
futurel0b0 1 year ago 3
Amir finally got to be himself.
hss3892 1 year ago 174
@hss3892 Actually, he's just miming Woody Allen's acting :D
YoussefFishere 8 months ago
this isn't f***.. THIS IS SPARTA
parodyprinces3 1 year ago
He has the voice dead on XD
ginnyisdacoolest 1 year ago 6
never underestamate the power woody allen
thetrueoriginalnerd 1 year ago
I swear, I will destroy every toyota there is so that they can't afford to put up these stupid commercials anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomwords2000 1 year ago 2