A visit to the massage parlor......

[corey696986]

haha thats awesome what a trooper she was

[opendtuning]

if you go into a whore house often enough, then you will get laid eventually, ha ha i don't go into brothels for a kiss...seriously i was in one the other day, great upload...

[EWOKCAD]

That is so hilarious. But all too common story.

[Hyperborea2012]

@EWOKCAD What up negro?

[EWOKCAD]

@Hyperborea2012

LOL how did you find this video?

[Hyperborea2012]

@EWOKCAD Great minds think alike.

[EWOKCAD]

@Hyperborea2012

Have you been to a massage parlor? There is a bunch up in northern california that offer extras. I been considering it.

[dir101]

lol how much do they charge in usa

[ampecsu]

You use oriental to describe OBJECTS not people

[delli2011]

years ago... lol, there are tons of them where i live, about 8 on one street. People having sex and irght next door is subway, kfc, panda express, wallmart.

[coolguy75100]

you ass ya shoud have just went ahead and fucked her , that would have definitly killed your damn stress LOL!!

[argent2020]

LOL 5:24 YouCan'tCum!?. You should of tell her...On your knees!, hands behind, eyes CLOSED & SAY HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU".

[spacemandriver]

Gotta go to the ones in hawaii and japan

[Exiemus]

Good shit.. my brother

[818indaEaStSid3]

MANY OF U WOMAN,,,,,HEHEHEEH THATS CLASSIC

[jesko66]

its tough when you have an bleow average looking chick rubbing your junk

[riverapr861]

i confess i go to these massage parlors every month for massage and some hand action,, great stress relievers!!

[b1g1freeagain]

omg that was fucken hilarious. ive never been to a massage parlor before but i am definitely curious. the only thing is the guilt i would feel afterwards if i received something like that.

[MorbidAngel2011]

@b1g1freeagain if you never been don't start...it become addicting LOL

[tylordurdin24]

bubba joe.. we love you baby!!

[vegetto14]

haha hilarious story

[romka4567]

are you from brooklyn joe i swear i seen u before somewhere. But ye in Brooklyn asian spas are like 50$ a hr some but some aren't those kind of massages :[

[romka4567]

@d4seasons Ye i have yet to go to the Russian ones, Yet i am ukrainian myself lol. I just love oriental chicks every time i go there i feel like it will get busted lol. I paid 110$ for like 1.30hrs. Where in brooklyn did u go to i go to the ones in bensonhurst like under the D train area 86street. they have like 20 of them its weird. I don't get how law enforcement doesn't see it though :/. Are the Russian ones in private houses and apartments as well? Or do they have real spa places wit ending

[cqcq13]

Asian Girls at Massagie Waggie, Table Showers are the BEST!!!!!!

[SinisterTaint211]

dom from entourage? lol

[shenzhenprostitute]

Really enjoyed listening to you. Especially liked the imitation of the Japanese woman .. at 6:16 "you can come" ..hahha .. then at 7:16 "he dying" .. haha .. Actually, you came out pretty well, because sometimes what happens is at some places these women try to rush you, but she actually took the time .. that means you got good service. I am the same way, it would take me a long time to come. You tipped only 25 dollars? I wonder if I have been tipping too much .. I usually give 40-60

[MondoBeno]

The girls in these massage parlors could be sex slaves. The old oriental woman could be a slaver who "bought" the girls from a "snakehead".

[danielleefarmer]

same here happens but with my girl...ya blah blah some guys may think im tryin to brag but thts not the point. it reeally sucks when a girlfriend can't get her man off...even tho she's relly hott n turns me on she thinks she's either unattractive or doing something wrong cuz i dn't bust....

anyone who has the same prob would know it's not a "gift" cuz sex goes on for hours all da time n only stops wen tha girl gets too sore or tired or until we have to go to school/work..

i feel your pain

[danielleefarmer]

@danielleefarmer (part 2) like girls may enjoy it at first cuz they get to come... a lot...but emotionally it fucks them up cuz they think they're the problem and even wen u try to convince them otherwise they keep tryin harder n get decieved

[Carlosthegreatking]

hahahhahahahah funny same happend to me my thing just died because of how ugly the girl was.

[RebelHQ]

lmfao, great story bro.

[rallo159]

really good good story mine was better i got a 2 girl for on special

[staceytsamos]

You are the freaking man ;D

[forrestevans]

he die!!?? he die!!?? lol

[flipdog69xxx]

LOL yea funny indeed. But, if you want a legit massage you go to a Masseuse. If you want a happy-ending massage you go to a massage parlor. haha We got those Oriental massage parlors here too. ;D

[meslem99]

Trying Like a champ..LOL

[astrosaki]

I've got the same problem..cant cum when someone else is tuggin

[warburg12]

Joe.... I was going to rip into you for a few different things--but F me bro--that was hysterical!!!!

"you cant come?"

oman--good stuff dude-

THANK YOU!!

[12345olbap]

i just went to one last night 60 per hour wow

[MondoMarijuana]

Great story.

But you lie, dude.

Stressed out... not looking for any funny business...and headed to an Asian Massage parlor?

"We didn't want anything sexual, so we went to a handjob factory for a rub & tug."

LOL... Come on.

There's nothing wrong with busting one with a pro. Obviously you and lil Abner agreed deep down. Is that why you didn't mention the tough sell needed to get you to get what you came to avoid?

[MariosLasagna]

I went to a massage parlor in compton and had a myself a Mississippi gangbang. To those of you who don't know what that is: fifteensome

[FEVER55555]

YOU ARE WEIRD JOE!!!!!!!!!

[coNsPirAcy083]

damn frankenstein is the girl ugly lol..

[happyendingsdoc]

Check out Happy Endings? a documentary on Asian massage parlors in Rhode Island where prostitution is legal.

[masterofthekeyblade]

so its true about massage parlous?!?!?

[wl6309]

me a my mate went to a brothel aswell, the key is to do what i did take your pick first so you get the fittest one.

[drealm]

85 for an hour aint bad

[jracula]

GREAT!! story joe this was my first listen to anything you have and i will be checking out more thank you for the will needed adventure.

[NikkiRowCoxx]

I asked an older friend of mine where does the stereotype of "Asian Woemn are Erotic in Bed come from, and since she was at a PC, she tried to google it, and said " Maybe it comes from all those brothels like it wars and now its you know, those Asian Massage Parlors!!!

[zelig06]

O, too funny. I gotta get up to NY soon.

[crswrgo]

Absolutely hysterical!