In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals*. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.
ellen wrote in her book that she punched her neighbor 10yo in the arm - & left a bruise-ha ha ? the girl said thats child abuse-ellen commented "now ive stopped her delusions of safe world-or some thing like that-ellen laughed & was never charged w assault because shes on tv author & gay-if a male left a bruise on 10 yo arm-that might make news-but shes not michael-shes blond white/rich gay-WHY didnt gay groups demand she publicly compensate the girl-how must the child feel if a star hates her
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Thanks for posting this - I Live in Australia and have never seen this - we don't get a lot of this stuff in Australia- like Ellen she doesn't overwhelm her guests like some others do and Jon Stewart does very clever comedy - first met him through a book called "Democracy Inaction" in a cafe in a country town in my home state of Victoria - once again thanks for posting this !
In a time when news is actually talking point regurgitation, "The Daily Show" and "Real Time" always swing the spotlight where it needs most to shine.
These COMEDY shows tell the truth about issues of self-righteous repression like Intelligent Design and Praying The Gay Away. And they DON'T make it sound like there are two rational sides when there AREN'T. Keep it up, Jon, Bill and your writers.
For a comic take on society's repression of homosexuality, do a YouTube search for "MAYBE GAY RAY"
I know right?!! I've seen Jon on several shows and most of the hosts are crossed with him or simply don't get his jokes...and ellen is just there! she gets every hint! I want more TOOO!!!!
Quoted "Too bad such a wonderful interview got wasted on a lesbian"...
I am sorry, that is so derrogatory and narrow-minded, I can practically laugh. People like you should be forbidden to post any kind of comment ANYWHERE! I am still laughing...oh...the ignorance.
ellen has more talent in her pinky fingernail than any of us. Oh my, how tiny people can be.
I KNOW! When I'm watching the clip from where he hosts the Grammys, I literally get a female hard-on just for seeing him in his boxers. A witty mind and a beautiful soul is all you need to get this incredibly hot ^^
I honestly feel that the reason of some of the shows coming back with out the writers is that they are lossing a lot of martiral.. I feel that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert should Neglect the popualor canidates and move toward the canidates that dont have a voice... As a Mike Gravel Supporter I would say that Mike Gravel should appear on that show that way more people would see his position. John Stewart as a American would love to talk with Mike Gravel...
Jon's brother Larry Leibowitz is the Chief Operating Officer (COO) of the New York Stock Exchange.
westwind85 3 months ago
Jon Stewart on Ellen... Literally.
88LadyCandiicane88 5 months ago 5
*Cheap marketing alert* There's a new Jon Stewart app out for the iphone/ipad, it delivers a daily quote from the man himself.
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jon's brother is the head of the new york stock exchange mhhmm
imcrazy85 7 months ago
Two of my absolute favourite show hosts.
fluffygreensheep177 7 months ago 6
Wow how is this woman she is a cute boy
syed22 8 months ago
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In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals*. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.
diptdipt 8 months ago
the ending was funny
inrwizards 8 months ago 3
this had the potential to be way funnier considering these two are involved...
inrwizards 8 months ago 5
i think ellen would turn straight for jon stewart lol...so much chemistry
mizsay 8 months ago 5
@mizsay : I probably would if I were gay:).
CF1975 4 months ago
I'm the King of the rug LOL!
Belthazoar 8 months ago 3
Jon Stewart is literally my favorite tv personality ever!! :D
Trailer1220 9 months ago
ellen wrote in her book that she punched her neighbor 10yo in the arm - & left a bruise-ha ha ? the girl said thats child abuse-ellen commented "now ive stopped her delusions of safe world-or some thing like that-ellen laughed & was never charged w assault because shes on tv author & gay-if a male left a bruise on 10 yo arm-that might make news-but shes not michael-shes blond white/rich gay-WHY didnt gay groups demand she publicly compensate the girl-how must the child feel if a star hates her
lmollot 10 months ago
@lmollot I think you're mistaking the period key for the hyphen key.
Stevelogical 9 months ago
i so agree, i'm 15 and i find him..adorablee, i don't know what other word to use..
i feel creepy, but if i'm not the only one then it's normal right ? :D
greekcuty66 11 months ago 4
@greekcuty66 dont worry...he is.. 8D
buscadoradesuenos 9 months ago
@greekcuty66
Don't worry...you're not the only one =P
Zeinouto 9 months ago
Does she realize how lucky she is!!!?
Airbourne775 1 year ago 8
You can easily see Ellen is afraid of the boner
adesrosi777 1 year ago
they look like they could be brother and sister
NewYorkCityUSA7 1 year ago
@NewYorkCityUSA7 Her brother Vance used to be a correspondent on The Daily Show.
willisnomiko 10 months ago
@willisnomiko I always thought that guy looked like Ellen
NewYorkCityUSA7 10 months ago
@NewYorkCityUSA7 NO NO THATS ELLENS ASS BABY ALL GROWN UP I MEAN IT SUITS HIM!!!!
thebearjewkiller1976 10 months ago
sloaches humanoid
clayboychannel 1 year ago
he is too hot for words
preetis6 1 year ago 23
Two of the funniest celebrities today- together- how cool
castrovillecowgirl95 1 year ago
no joke hes serously my neighbor now ahaha
pupyup12 1 year ago
he is hot!
buscadoradesuenos 1 year ago
lol c'mon Jon ... Capote and Brokeback Mountain? :)
doesn't look like he's a huge movie enthusiast :p
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disgracious23 1 year ago
@paranoidandroid505 I'm 15, and I think he's adorable! And I agree, he was just strait up HOT when he was younger. Still extremely handsome though :)
KelSIZooo 1 year ago 5
Ellen's got no brains compared to Jon- just a sympathetic character.
Not confident or funny or strong.
campbpar 1 year ago
Stewart looks a bit like Paul Newman here. Weird...
Serpico69 1 year ago
jon is HOT...an im 17.....this is wrong .... lol
veronicachic 1 year ago 6
@veronicachic hahhahahaha i was just thinking the same thing
alanna0617 1 year ago
@veronicachic Here here!
Katelikesmusic 1 year ago
holy crap why am i thinking ellen is hot in this vid???
paperboy204 1 year ago 2
....becouse ellen is hot?
Dreamerx47 1 year ago 4
@paperboy204 cause she always is...at least i thought so...
those big blue eyes...
if she was straight id swear she was begging for a cumshot
inrwizards 8 months ago
If my face was that close to hers, I would grab her head and have my best kiss ever!
omarofuae 1 year ago
Memo to Ellen: Your lover Ann H. is wandering around naked and on drugs again. Now that is funny.
dahoss2x 1 year ago
she's so lucky to get that close to him lol. id love to lay one big kiss on him ^^
windfeather1 1 year ago 8
many would beg to differ, but I think Ellen is hot :)
jazzisaac22 1 year ago 16
lol, that was awesome!!!
im the king of the rug!!!
Gawaine687 1 year ago 4
Shoe would go straight for him. I see it in her eyes.
LBTennis 1 year ago 12
haha, who wouldn't??
Folkmann 1 year ago
haha, this is humor^^
xoeidi 2 years ago 4
They look like brother and sister!!
Soiledmyself 2 years ago 13
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Soiledmyself 2 years ago
Oh god. I haven't even finished the vid yet, but when it opened with them on the carpet with their drinks.. I lost it. XD
MorsmordreMaiden 2 years ago 3
@MorsmordreMaiden wasnt really funny...
yougonasorry 1 year ago
I wish his head was on my lap! Not only is he smart and funny but incredibility sexy.
blackshoe28 2 years ago 37
they have such good chemistry ha hahha
casjahnke1234 2 years ago 83
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of course, they have good chemistry
she is lesbian, and he is bisexual, of course not all Hollywood actors and actresses are gays, lesbian or bisexual... just 99,999999999999%
trifulquita13 2 years ago
Jon Stewart is not bisexual. And he isn't actual a Hollywood actor. He is a comedian and his show is based out of NY not LA
cndn85MB 2 years ago 139
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O, does anyone think that Jon is bisexual? --why if I may ask?
Folkmann 2 years ago
@cndn85MB
I think everyone's a little bit bisexual...
annpetasupporter 6 months ago in playlist Jon Stewart
@cndn85MB well he was in Big Daddy
Kuszh 1 month ago
i have a masturbation problem
RyanV27 2 years ago 10
I love these guys together...
superskroob 2 years ago 16
T_T I'd like to stroke Jon's hair like she did...
inlandsis007 2 years ago 25
k awesome
Callahanoyb 2 years ago
he went to my high school XD
Callahanoyb 2 years ago 4
he went to my brother's college ha
squirrelygirl816 2 years ago 2
I know you said "not literally," but they seemed to be playing on the whole closeness thing! Very hilarious.
MoviManATL 2 years ago 5
Starting at 1:10, I think my brain slowly turned into a gooey fangirl mush. If only they shared the same sexual orientation and weren't both married.
Still, an adorable clip.
elmosonfirehaha 2 years ago 22
Same here.XD
ArtemisAddict 2 years ago
HA HA! Oh man they are actually so cute and funny together! ha ha.
BloodThirstyScott1 2 years ago 5
best part: 1:09
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WakeUpZombies74 2 years ago
hes sitting on the blak=nket like a pretty littlegirl!
elphibano 2 years ago
A few drinks makes Ellen straight and Jon the king of the rug. XD They are both so cute, though.
xXprettyxkittyXx 2 years ago 30
lol i <3 jon stewart hes so funny
KelSIZooo 2 years ago 2
I want to be Ellen in this! LOL! Jon<3
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whitecantdrive 2 years ago
he can, he's an amazing actor!
...yeah, i'm gonna need him to slump.
lol
valenecia 2 years ago 6
im king of the rug lol they surley drank alot of bear XD
razu4 2 years ago
They are both awesome!
omeangirl 3 years ago 7
Is Ellen really related to a former Daily Show correspondent?
smashwhammy 3 years ago
Yup. Search the Daily Show website for Vance Degeneres.
themartinisong 3 years ago 4
Ellen is freakin' hysterical!
EcoCzar 3 years ago 9
These 2 are awesome!
relworp69 3 years ago 10
she is so funny :)
angelsrain5 3 years ago 8
"...Tobey Maguire."
LOL. I love Jon so very much. XD
ThisIsAnInsideJoke 3 years ago 8
Hehe! They are both awesomeXD
Ullygirldk 3 years ago 3
Lol weinerschintzel :D
kubek 3 years ago
"I'm the king of the rug!" Awesome interview.
LisaDusk 3 years ago 5
two of my favorite people on this planet.
LOVE them both
NiloufarM 3 years ago 9
I'm trying not to ship Jon Stewart/Ellen Degeneres after this, but it's getting really, really hard.
DarthCulf 3 years ago 13
Thanks for posting this - I Live in Australia and have never seen this - we don't get a lot of this stuff in Australia- like Ellen she doesn't overwhelm her guests like some others do and Jon Stewart does very clever comedy - first met him through a book called "Democracy Inaction" in a cafe in a country town in my home state of Victoria - once again thanks for posting this !
katesatriani 3 years ago 8
jon stewart looks like rodney dangerfield
hardassteel 3 years ago
hes the king of the rug
angrywhitewomen 3 years ago 12
God, that last part made me want him so bad....
alehzandra 3 years ago 12
Yeah, Ellen is so f$%&*ng lucky!
cheferabelo 3 years ago 5
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Based on Ellen's behavior, it almost brings questions wether she actually is les.
NoNamesLeft0102 3 years ago
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she's gay
Aro2220 3 years ago
theyd make such a cute couple if ellen wasnt lesbian haha =)
poofster333 3 years ago 19
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These COMEDY shows tell the truth about issues of self-righteous repression like Intelligent Design and Praying The Gay Away. And they DON'T make it sound like there are two rational sides when there AREN'T. Keep it up, Jon, Bill and your writers.
For a comic take on society's repression of homosexuality, do a YouTube search for "MAYBE GAY RAY"
JimJones1996 3 years ago
Yay for the king of the rug!!!!
hahaha
skinhugging 3 years ago
If Ellen wasnt a lesbian...wow what a great couple they'd make =D
AlwaysWhereIAm 3 years ago 10
HE IS SO SEXY, imagine having him so close to you!!! MMMMMMMMM!!!
prettythings89 3 years ago 27
does he remind anyone else of JD on scrubs?
the child like mimics and all :-D
jupiterjones42 3 years ago 8
Is it the part where he takes that really dramatic sip from his drink? That reminds me of JD with appletini's xD
AlwaysWhereIAm 3 years ago 15
lol, SO TRUE. just like jd and his appletini's... :D
freshPrincess626 3 years ago 4
Haha that's exactly what I was thinking!
crystalwaterstylee 1 year ago 2
I wish I had the ability to keep a straight face like that. It takes skill.
MadamPascal 3 years ago 5
AWESOME!! =D Thanks for that video!!
Adoriakashite 3 years ago 2
1:10 BAHAHAHAHAHAH
Roflcoptinator 3 years ago
they should date lol
smile678 3 years ago 5
u do know she's gay
doctaGeorge 3 years ago
He´s Jewish, it will work perfectly.
runkaballe 3 years ago 10
this is my dream come true!!!!
pdaervo 3 years ago 2
i wish i can sit so close 2 jon
tonightisyamada 3 years ago 8
What an amazing dead pan duo ! :-)
Xigano1 3 years ago 5
"This is a clip of Jon Stewart on Ellen -- well, not literally, she doesn't swing that way" lol.
supernuage 3 years ago 7
They should do more stuff together.. Jon and Ellen are just simply awesomly funny, smart and cool people....I love them both..
Niecers88 3 years ago 10
I want to steal them both away from their respective wives.
Friscalating 3 years ago 23
These two crazy people are really two of the best, and most intelligent, comedians in America!!!
Gandimot 3 years ago 8
hahaha fave.
SAL3SHE 3 years ago
HA! he got the get-off-the-stage music. :P
freshPrincess626 3 years ago
king of the rug :)
ulfgj 3 years ago 2
JON STEWART AND ELLEN ARE AMAZING !
AkayProductions 3 years ago 21
Giggles, such a cuuk....
DancingAngelicR 3 years ago
I LOVE JON STEWART
DarkTranceWizard 3 years ago 75
tiny oscars for short films lol
Silberagouti 3 years ago
hilarious
Jannacek 3 years ago 5
That was hilarious.
Stewart's face at 5:12 reminds me of JD on Scrubs. xD
titimanditi 3 years ago 23
Stewart looks younger in these clothes than his suit on the Daily Show.
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MovieManiac80 3 years ago 7
thought this would be a porno from the video title.
Jowind 3 years ago 3
JON STEWART FTW. didn't they both host the oscar?
clooneygirl07 3 years ago 2
yes Jon Stewart 2006 and 2008 and Ellen 2007
MovieManiac80 3 years ago 3
Jon Stewart is funny...you are not.
A7Xorcist289 3 years ago 5
"This is a clip of Jon Stewart on Ellen -- well, not literally, she doesn't swing that way -- on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. "
you're such a comedian
ligyro 3 years ago 2
Yeah, that was a joke that really had that special thing were you're just... "wow"
BubbaNo1 3 years ago
they are both very funny comedians
thebudgetgamer 3 years ago 4
I love both of them :)
I wish I could party with them on that rug!haha
hey does anyone know what episode of family guy he was on?
if he was, i heard that somewhere
Barrakuba 3 years ago 4
Jon: There's a lot of excitement here
Ellen: I feel it.
nico3641 3 years ago 12
XD At the end.. I just want to jump on him..
LeonaOkami 3 years ago 8
jon and ellen are my top two favorite comedians, and it's so wonderful to see them together!
aku192 3 years ago 16
i love jon stewart's voice! he's so funny!
aku192 3 years ago 13
WAHAHAHAHHAH!! LOL
mskerripa 3 years ago
i think their great together! i want to see more of them working together!
lushula 3 years ago 9
I know right?!! I've seen Jon on several shows and most of the hosts are crossed with him or simply don't get his jokes...and ellen is just there! she gets every hint! I want more TOOO!!!!
iaffe 3 years ago 14
Okay....I'm having a bad case of the mean greenies on Ellen....especially that last bit.
jaesea 3 years ago 3
Jon Stewart is so sexy and charming!
mani1239 3 years ago 38
Jon Stewart is so sexy and charming!
mani1239 3 years ago 23
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And if you were not a lesbian you would not find her sexy....
jonasbh 3 years ago
She's not bad looking.
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sheperdunited 3 years ago
OMG i love ellen. she s so freakon sexy!! if i wasnt married to my lesbian wife carol. i would do her!!
dholl43 3 years ago 3
wait.... you girls could get married? when did this happen?! good for you!
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Is he gay?
ronquila 3 years ago
come on, be more creative than that!
domingodon 3 years ago 20
oooooh! this isnt' about the last oscars..its for the previous oscars...lol
anonnemus 3 years ago
funny stuff - two good comedians
Dinamic99 3 years ago 8
Quoted "Too bad such a wonderful interview got wasted on a lesbian"...
I am sorry, that is so derrogatory and narrow-minded, I can practically laugh. People like you should be forbidden to post any kind of comment ANYWHERE! I am still laughing...oh...the ignorance.
ellen has more talent in her pinky fingernail than any of us. Oh my, how tiny people can be.
NatanYancovitch 3 years ago 27
Jon Stewart is so hot he should be three guys.
IconWatcher 3 years ago 22
i can see Ellen feeling awkward when Jon was too close to her.
samicxi 3 years ago 2
i love his voice! :D and ellens great, too! :D
003LiLi 3 years ago 4
"I'M THE KING OF THE RUG!!" I am totally using that XD Jon rules.
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most annoying lesbian possible. jesus fucking christ someone disease this woman
returntoiceland 4 years ago
haha
that was a good one
=]
crack3rrrrrrr 4 years ago 3
LOL
spartanator117 4 years ago
jon is the hottest man i know!
strickenxd 4 years ago 23
I KNOW! When I'm watching the clip from where he hosts the Grammys, I literally get a female hard-on just for seeing him in his boxers. A witty mind and a beautiful soul is all you need to get this incredibly hot ^^
andmataren 4 years ago 11
yea!!!!!!!!Colbert/Stewart are the sexiest men alive!!!
demona1987 4 years ago 8
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haha i agree, too bad such a wonderful interview got wasted on a lesbian. i would have been all over that otherwise lol....
strickenxd 3 years ago
he's joking he doesn't mean what he says.
fajadody2 3 years ago 7
So I wasn't the only one?
Hell yeah!
blondiexkills 3 years ago
"I'M THE KING OF THE RUG!" Heeee Jon! <3 It also give me geekish glee that he's wearing a Museum of Natural History t-shirt.
shoemoneytonight 4 years ago 4
I honestly feel that the reason of some of the shows coming back with out the writers is that they are lossing a lot of martiral.. I feel that John Stewart and Stephen Colbert should Neglect the popualor canidates and move toward the canidates that dont have a voice... As a Mike Gravel Supporter I would say that Mike Gravel should appear on that show that way more people would see his position. John Stewart as a American would love to talk with Mike Gravel...
Voiceofjon 4 years ago
losing*, material*, jon stewart*, popular*, candidates*.
stewartncolbert 4 years ago 7
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densefawg 4 years ago