Oops I think I hit something

[Glass11]

He's gay. The End.

[LTLLawns]

hes a fuckin homo

[Josh1billion]

I get the feeling that the defendant is gay.

[realkman666]

Choke a bitch. Which one? Pick one.

[nellie2581]

Defendant looks stupid, smiling for no reason

[KillCapjohns]

wow those two defendants are dumber than shit

[Death2Hatred]

My god..The defendant is so hilariously effeminate. I for a moment thought that might be a gal who looks like a boy.

[The1bigsky]

@Death2Hatred What? He's a GUY!?

[Death2Hatred]

@The1bigsky LOL! I am perplexed about Davi's real gender. You never know what's under the hood or when life can surprise you. It's unique in its own way!

[Tzimnewman3]

I get the urge to punch the defendant in the face.

[Revxss]

2 minutes in, selecting new video....

[billywish]

why does he keep saying he got OFF the car?? what was he sitting on the roof?

[billywish]

the defandant and his witness have a combined IQ of 5

[remino]

Can I punch the sassy defendant in the face?

[thekev506]

I guess being sassy doesn't always pay off

[GreenWallPaper12]

crazy guy....plaintiff's asian. Asian probably controlled Judge Judy with her asian mind powers unknown to the West.

[Nabiki73]

The defendant is an idiot.

[MonsterMash51]

I've watched so many jj videos, if i ever sue someone, I know where to go and what to do for a garunteed win.

[waunke56]

Like ron white said. "you cant fix stupid"

[supergirl080890]

And LOL even Byrd knew the case was over before Judy did! he dismissed them before Judy said goodbye! hahaa

[supergirl080890]

hahaha he's lying when he says he doesn't remember who he was talking to on the phone....how could he NOT remember who it was when he brought that friend as a witness b/c he was speaking to HER?!?! lol

[Sickunt1994]

gay people always have that smart ass attitude fucking fag,

[JSullivanMusic19]

8:01-8:03...longest blink...everrrrrr

[americanpsycho93]

not sure if i should make a raciest/sexiest joke or a how much i hate that guy comment...hmmm illl do both:

so wait.....SHE's suing HIM for hitting HER car?

OMFG he is soooo irritating! i see a big rainbow over his head!....probably why Judy hates him so much....she doesn't like rainbows in her courtroom.

[KenyanBunnie]

Lol, annoying but he's adorable!

[1203125]

@KenyanBunnie When did being brainless become adorable? There's something deeply wrong with your statement.

[KenyanBunnie]

@1203125 Brainless he is, I agree, but his looks are adorable. That is all I meant.

[MisterFrisker]

@KenyanBunnie You prove once again all females care bout is looks.....always looks.....WHY? Why dont women want real men?

[KenyanBunnie]

@MisterFrisker but that is not what I meant. Some girls love having gay guy pals, looking at it from that point of view, he is adorable, but he is brainless and so were his gal pals that were there too! Not talking about he's a man to be with in a relationship with.

You only need to walk down Main Street USA and see a bunch of good looking women with men who are maybe considered almost average.

[MisterFrisker]

@KenyanBunnie ok, every girl says same thing...THEY ARENT SHALLOW...They wouldnt want to be in a relayionship with a guy like that, yet that is exactly what all girls look for....And why would you find anything about him adorable...I dont find stupid snobby, whiny blondes adorable because they have a pretty face and tan every 10 hours....I find a confident female, who is kind, intelligent, and caring adorable....Real feminine qualities.....NOT IGNORANCe...FEMALES SHOULD THINK THE SAME ABOUT MEN!

[KenyanBunnie]

@MisterFrisker it's drawn out too long. believe what you want, all women are this and that. great!

[sni18per]

@KenyanBunnie and so gay!

[Slyerious]

Can I please just punch him in the face?

[Jose21Arroyo]

They should be jailed for wasting tax payer money in student loans.

[upallhours9]

"I wasn't driving while on the phone - I was backing up!" Priceless stuff,

[Radman23078]

@saifbaghdady Really? You think? I think you could tell the second he walked on screen, let along before he opened his mouth.

[keystar123458]

@saifbaghdady well done....

[FunkMasterFreshieC]

Keep your damn head still.

[waffles4everful]

i would look and be al like oh shit i hit the car and i would look around to see the owner, i dint see anybody and i would get into my car and LEAVE and avoid al this

[cheddyrod]

We went to the same church!!!!!!

[420FlyByNight]

"She has nothing better to do than to accuse me" HAHA WTF?

[feracat07]

God he's a right queen

[BigJZ86]

Judy was even disgusted in the fact he was a flaming homo!

[mverobeach1]

the defendant is dumber than a rock, but I'd take him bent over the arm of my sofa and pound his sexy ass for hours.

[julri1]

god what a bunch of idiots!

[davidtheterminator]

What an idiot...

[Famardy]

What an obnoxious faggot!

[WikeddTung]

these two idiots (the d and his witless...i mean witness) used to troll youtube a few years ago when this originally aired, replying to all the negative comments about themselves. they were trying desperately to get on some reality show and i guess it never happened for them. shocking.

[InfernosGutter]

that stupid judge are a rude retard that thinks she are somethinng

[RevolverUnit]

@InfernosGutter Me agree stupid judge not are something

[CyborgAtheist]

What was wrong with those people? They all seemed so dopey.

[whytrystupid]

I don't wanna hear you, I don't even wanna look at you. HAHA

[Jackyandbobbybro]

like, is he gay?

[redredredtoo]

@Jackyandbobbybro like who cares?

[ninnaaaK]

how can she be the witness if she was on the phone, she didn't see anything he oculd of made anything up....

[meyer5515]

That poor little sissy boy better straighten up. If he does something to hit the jail, he better take plenty KY jelly !!

[redredredtoo]

@meyer5515 Sicko

[atheist99969]

i can beat that. A chinese guy at my university has the first name hymen.

[uselessjunk1]

I dated a Chinese Girl once...Her name was Phat Ho

[n3rdbear]

@uselessjunk1 LOL!

[SuperMarvinjames]

@uselessjunk1 I think I knew her constipated cousin, hung chow.

[itsleandertv]

The defendant is so valley like lol

[intiyacu]

The guy is really not that bright. Sadly enough, I find him so cute! I'd do him. But then I carefully send him home with a good book.

[79tazman]

That guy is a little bitch maybe one day he will be a man but for now he is a little girl with his fish net nylons on

[79tazman]

People should not be on there phone while in control of a car there is too many retards out there that can't talk and drive at the same time

[cupcakegretchengirl]

He is such a drama queen.

[11ari11]

press 7 for an epic gay bitch please.

[kimchijeegeah2]

our younger generation makes me scared =S

[LadyEvelynL]

Stereotypical teenagers, great

[exara666]

i wasent driving i was backing up

[AldossariEOS]

Press 3 & 5 repeatedly, you can hear her saying "Now I give'em a kiss".

[reinux]

nothing against gays, but i can't stand valley girl gays.

[eduardvictor]

Yeah, like yeah, like yeah, he like totally like yeah. yeah like yeah...

Why does that person reminds me of the movie Idiocracy?

People are becoming dumber and dumber I swear.

[dairinecaoilfhionn]

@eduardvictor reminds me of somebody I knew in high school who never grew up.

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@eduardvictor it's ironic because that's true while at the same time lots of people are becoming smarter and smarter

[AdamPDresch]

@eduardvictor Heh yea, although these "court" tv shows are also turning into the Idiocracy movie themselves, especially the one that does the "dummy of the day" vote in the court room, wow.

[joeykiller]

@eduardvictor i blame the american education...

[JuanDelacruz104]

00:55 "omggg becky, he is so. GAY."



[kurby91]

Judge Judy: What do you do for a living? Do you go to school?

Defendant: ...Yes.

Judge Judy: Stay there.

Defendant: :-D

Judge Judy: Great.

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard lol.

[kassieluv3321]

he is so GAY

[neoka28]

Wearing a cross with that voice...

Well, my mind was fucked :\

[1994LeafClover]

looks like 3 fucking retards to me.

[littlebigtangelo]

i'm only 16 and i can already tell that this nation is in trouble (worse than it already is)

[xkhan]

Is it so hard to say "yes" ?? why does every one on Judge Judy seem so ill mannered??

[xkhan]

angel's his witness, because he spoke to her on the phone. Yet he couldn't remember who he was talking to on the phone?

[Dakookoo]

@xkhan JJ knew that, because it was so obvious she was making that entire story up. She lets them dig their own graves because she loves to pour the dirt on them.

[Rae015473]

I wanna slap the shit out of that little fruity fucker.

[Glass11]

@Rae015473 yumm that's kinky. :D

[Jordan1D1]

Orgasm at 3:30 (Girl in red, top right hand corner) HAHA!!

[TheWizardWeiss]

@Jordan1D1 Good Observation sir lol

[0neHundredPercent]

@Jordan1D1 lmao

[Ajani2000]

@Jordan1D1 LOL!

[TPLUSH17]

@Jordan1D1 she was having an orgasm

[chaz9123]

WE WA TAKIIIIIIIIING then WE WA TAKIIIIIIIIING

[pyjamacat]

What an absolute fag. I want to punch him so hard, but I don't want to punch him so hard at the same time because I don't want to touch him with my own hand. I know, I would just get a nice wooden baseball bat.

[TheTexaninjapan]

As bad as asian drivers are the gay drivers make them look like professional drivers.

[Glass11]

@TheTexaninjapan I'm gay and Asian and I am VERY terrible at driving.:(

[JeffManlygums]

Giggle Juice

[01haaris]

gay bastard 

[phessidula]

"i can't stand it. i can't stand it."

[every1lovestony]

HES SO GAY!

[markcbanfield]

@TheLenashowe and yes she was beautifil, the plaintif :D

[stingstungme]

There is a movie that sums up the defendant and his witness. Clueless.

[neoman121]

wow... That guys *witness*... I've seen some pretty bad liars on this show, but she beats them all! I doubt I will ever see anyone who is as bad at lying as her lmao.

[blognewb]

He is a GAYTINO hahahahahahahahaha so faaawwwnnny!

[philpwnsall]

*i wasn't driving the car i was backing out* is the car on: yes so ur fucking driving it god how did he get his license lol

[J1Victoria]

They both need to stay in school. Technology is supposed to help you get smarter not more stupid. That's what too much facebook and texting does to you. You can't have an ordinary conversation.

[MrFugums343]

The first time I've seen her close a case on sheer stupidity alone 6_9

[ZhouFantastic]

Jesus fuck, the way they talk is annoying.

[MrMr89er]

Holy shit they are pretty fuckin worthless

[Ludsy2001]

Why they are both so smart!

[trytotakeaway]

He likes to back up and hit more than cars

[Monkonmunky]

@trytotakeaway LOL

[eskostar]

It's because of a couple of gays that are actually this disgusting and annoying that some people are homophobic, seriously this "guy" is so terrible it's almost unreal.

[mark031363]

Give him a dick to bite down on,he wont speak then.

[mrattitude8]

his bitchyness and direspect gives us gays a bad name

[bassetjiangcolm]

7:39 the woman's laugh in the audience is so funny :L

[TheEvalButterfree]

The guy was the biggest fag

i was gunna make an Asian driver joke but...

[blognewb]

@TheEvalButterfree yeah you need to get laid

[TheEvalButterfree]

@blognewb Dont confuse the user name with the person cunt :)

[RobertLeabo]

"i have way better things to do.." like drinking; cruising at the mall; tanning; being gay... ya know, the usual? I am gay, but good lord he makes me hate gay guys! I need to find me a nice and hard country boy gay guy with whom I can relate. :)

[BlimeyGames]

@RobertLeabo Haha yeah, he's the epitome of a gay stereotype. Those two are so painfully flaky!

[britneyslut]

chew a wang HAHAHA 

[suck2longdick]

i don't have a problem with gay people, BUT, this motherf*ck*ng f*gg*t is a 1 holy Assh*le! i would smack him in the face repeatly

[colonelcunty]

@suck2longdick what does him being gay have to do with anything then? obviously you do, calling him a "motherf*ck*ng f*gg*t".

Its like me saying "i dont have a problem with brown haired people but this brown haired person is an asshole!"

[suck2longdick]

@colonelcunty Fuck Off assholes, it's normal, your grammar is 0

[akuma4u]

mmm id love to get a taste of ms.yangs sweet and sour asian juices

[UnitedGawdz]

someone is um gay

[TheAbby2955]

OMG... the D just no brainer! you are fighting your life in court and you are make it all look fun funny like going to park day/disneyland talk to JJ like you talk to your cha-cha frens and not serious in court. u soooo deserve it right at your face !!!!

[LoanerTheOn]

Those 3 just got 5k to share thanks to JJ!

[ummagumma00]

Why couldn't they just be sentenced to having sex together? That would've solved everything. LOVE asians!

[tarantulady]

7:55 he tries to suck the microphone? D:

[OldNewsThinker]

What is up with most gay people when they stop being friends with someone? They go all sassy and then get this vendetta like attitude to ruin the other persons life all the while trying to make out that they don't care about them, even though they continue to gossip…I'm gay and yet some how I make sure that once I no longer want to be friends with someone I stopped talking/thinking about them, instead of going all psycho-crazy-skank on someone...

[LoanerTheOn]

@OldNewsThinker Gay people are shit! They should be shot.

[OldNewsThinker]

@LoanerTheOn you're a douche as well

[LoanerTheOn]

@OldNewsThinker Sorry to insult you homo.

[OldNewsThinker]

@LoanerTheOn you obviously don't have a brain in ya head

[LoanerTheOn]

@OldNewsThinker Whaaa Whaaa... Go smoke some cock homo.

[OldNewsThinker]

@LoanerTheOn YAH! Love me some cock! Whoo!

[LoanerTheOn]

@OldNewsThinker Glad to see we understand each other now.

[colonelcunty]

@LoanerTheOn Time to come out of the closet.

[Applegenius19]

7:36 That level of unintelligence scares me.

[Aslanx10]

If I was in that room that manwoman would of had much more than $500 to worry about..

[scrambledpenis]

take note that the asian person is well mannered and dignified and the white and black pieces of shit are obnoxious and stupid.

[sonsorea]

@scrambledpenis What does race have to do with this???

[thejen24]

@scrambledpenis there were no black or white litigates. i saw a latino man, a latino female, and an asian female. not that race matters, but if you are going to bring it up, at least know what ones you are talking about

[scrambledpenis]

@thejen24 It does not matter what race the defendents are. It is irrelevant to the point I was making. I was making a point that asians are better than all the other races... Including hispanic people. The other races are a waste of space. All other ethnicities are fat, stupid and lazy. That is why the asians will one day take over the world.

[LoanerTheOn]

@scrambledpenis They are not better at driving.. Asians suck at that... They will whipe themselves all out in car accidents.

[LillbyLittle]

that happens... sometimes.. the dent won't appear right away... happened before.. yeeeeeeep

[takecare721]

This guy is on the new season of Fear Factor on NBC! i know its him i saw a sneak peak and his voice the way he moves his body its him i know it! I knew ive seen him before! His episode hasnt aired yet ive been watching Fear Factor since its return 2 weeks ago and this kid gets seriously hurt or something cause hes constantly shown collapsing out of some kind of room. Love him or hate him this Davi kid gets you talking and is unforgetable. I find him annoying but will watch him its REALITY TV

[EvilSecondTwin]

That fellow sure has a lot of sugar!

[DivideofNations]

Your over it? HA! Your body language tells me quite different you fool. Why do you think Judge Judy gives people the stink eye, she does it when she knows people are lying.

[VulpineShine]

See these are the only people you can actually tell are gay. They make up a very small percent of gay people, but everyone seems to think that all gay people are like this, since these are the only visibly gay ones. I'm gay, and I hate effeminate brats too, even moreso because they're contributing to me being stripped of certain privileges.

[jimijackson]

the dude is gayer than a pink lolly pop

[HomestarRunner20X6]

I fucking hate assholes like Heppnasty. The defendants femininity has nothing to do with anything. Every time a litigant is too femme, too masculine, gay, trans, lesbian or handicapped some asshole has to make a deal out of it here. Get the FUCK over it.

[TheSpoig]

@HomestarRunner20X6 sadly there are still closed minded people

[MrLas74]

@HomestarRunner20X6 Defendant is a flaming homo sexual. I want to punch him in the face,

[HomestarRunner20X6]

@MrLas74 Whatever, idiot

[colonelcunty]

@MrLas74 No, you want to punch yourself in the face but won't admit it. Come out of the closet already.

[osamauremama]

How did i know "oops i hit somthing" had to do with an asian lady? -_-

[goooooooooooooz]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I almost broke my screen. Kill that thing with fire NOW

[Pianoblacks]

So here's the new bad drivers order for 2011.

Men -> Women -> Gays

[Bobstew68]

Crap.. The constant smirking is almost unbearable. Someone put a bag over their heads.

[Chiisana00]

So... The defendant was calling his friend in which he didn't QUITE REMEMBER who it was, then turns out it's the very same girl, who he brought with him as a witness that he called.

Funny he couldn't mention the name until later when the girl was only sitting right at the side...

[mrattitude8]

what's with these homophob comments?? why don't ya'll homophops GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

[TheTubePortal]

@mrattitude8 I'm gay so I can add my three cents. This guy is annoying as all hell. He is bitchy, has a disrespectful "I'm all that" attitude and thinks he is the center of the universe. It has nothing to do with his sexual orientation. He's just a jerk who thinks his 'shit don't smell' and that everyone else is his inferior. Maybe it's his way to compensate for homophobia, but it doesn't give him the right to be an irresponsible jerk to innocent people. He needs to grow up.

[MyNewyork92]

Is he gay??

[zoedaria]

@MyNewyork92 / he most certainly is!!!! actions/ voice/ general appearance/ is soooooo obvious!!