George Lopez America's Mexican part 5/6

[jeh0790118]

That's why i love latinos... they can eat pussy like no other!!!!!

[lolface111234]

my birthday present.

[TheVideocrazed]

wth how did he strted tlking about v's

[x3DD131OKST3Rx]

@TheVideocrazed like in the three minute mark 

[TheVideocrazed]

i wud have hated to be the microphone at 0:22 - 0:24 lol

[anallkllklk]

My dad makes those whistling noises. When he's drunk. He was playing pool with

My husband, his son jn law which is Arabic and my husband told me he went up to him and put to fingers up and started acting like he was poking him in his eyes after he got the 8 ball in and he did those whistling Noises lmao!!!! Latinos lol so dunny

[cookiemonster1266]

go to church drunk that's my dad right there!!! lmao

[lollipop85]

LMFAO. "the carpeta" fool carpeta means binder. you mean TEPETE or something hahah tryin to say carpet lmao. meh still love ya george!

[PriincessSBby]

Puto means bitch. So mass puto means the biggest bitch

[UUIRecords]

what does puto mean,im not spanish,sorry

[lollipop85]

@UUIRecords you probably mean "I'm not mexican" or "I don't know mexican"

[shortydancer425]

@lollipop85 actually you probably mean "i don't understand SPANISH"

mexican is not a language.

[lollipop85]

@shortydancer425 Yes I did, thank you. I got distracted while commenting.

[GamerGod9590]

@UUIRecords along the lines of fucker

[Trudragon88]

when George is singing Pelo, is that a real song with a different word?

[ttandtyco100]

those that disliked this....FUCK THOSE PUTOS.....

[breduvi12]

lopez's real name is JORGEEEE but he called himself george that's the meaning in spanish JORGEEEE!

[MyMathematical]

Im black and could relate to everything hes saying....George ure the best.Love this dude!!!

[whrobins431]

do any of yall kno tha real song that plays at @3:41????

[Juansarabiaman]

3:41 Good song right there lmao

[whrobins431]

@Juansarabiaman wats tha real song name??

[Juansarabiaman]

@whrobins431 im not sure dude, it just sounds good. George has a great singing voice

[Fear1No]

alah .....muslims "GOD"

[PhXSuNs6281]

someone tell me what he said at 3:10-3:15

[TheDanster2010]

@PhXSuNs6281 a la verga means like "to hell" but verga actually means dick.

[goku6909]

@PhXSuNs6281 i dont know.

[shigurl100]

even wen u give urself away its like "wat r u lookin at bisssh? (white status) wait a minute, ur not one of us god damit. wats ur name socoro? o no ur going to the main office. dezare, can u plz take sa-ka-ro out of here plz?" hahahaha i love that part

[mario930131]

who cares shut the fuck up do u think i care about any religion? fuck nah fuck you and Muslims

[Jathniel3]

@davecameronz and he would say al la vergaaaa

[scarbug48]

hahaha we all have the one tia that does that to her eyebrows

[honeykisses1987]

LOL the eyebrows. "just take a sharpie and go like this, sas. Let the ink and soak and go sas." lol

[stichesx3]

HES LIKE PELOO PELOO PA PARAPA PELOOOOOOOO

[koedel15]

Alah!!! ala verga !!!!! hahaha

[2smoothbra]

fucking annoying faggot this is 1 gettin a big dislike from me

[9sunskungfu]

@2smoothbra with that comment you only proved one thing,you are a faggot..a puto ..LOL

[kbahboh]

lol im a Muslim and that is the least offensive thing a comedian said about us hahahaha

[freezysworld]

down hell on a bike ! hahahaaa

[marioyosshi]

Is that a legit song he is singing. The Pelo song?

[eltwuinky]

haha huele a carne asada,funny shit

[youfilha]

I had a aunt who did the same thing with her's eyebrows was so funny.

[Princ3Bry]

"Wait a minute you're not one of us goddammit. What's your name Socorro?? Oh no .. Come here you're going to the main office. Desiree can you please take Sacuro out of here" LMAO

[MyBP100]

jorge te estas pasando de nuestro dios Allah que dios te perdone...

[trufamoon]

@MyBP100 si se. Creo que se paso, especialmente porque la cultura latina es en gran cantidad arabe. Pero quiza se le metio lo gringo quiza.

[GavinSD]

Just dip and saaaas, what a loss

[FallenVDO13]

heyyyy what the fuck i keep my hair normal i just have 5 little parts that r purple so what ever pinche tv star im a fukin goth punk latina and im proud of it!!!

[arturom180]

Funny ass H E double hockey sticks

[ShadowVampireFTW]

@arturom180 i didn't think people said that anymore

[juanthemexicanking11]

pelo papapalo pelp

[monajaime]

Este guey!...lol

[TVwatchinJoe12]

5:59 - 6:00 a guy says yea boy

[alex178571]

is it jus mi but i cnt even see the dislike bar

[GooneyGewGew123]

@alex178571 ohh there is a dislke bar haha good eye

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

aaaaaahahahaha... that shit would come out the back ff ff... like mudflaps FA FA!! lmfao XD

[x0xdollface]

lmfao peloooo daadadada pelooo lmaoooooo omg



[S2naturally]

"Don't make me turn on the lights, i'll F*kn find your ass" lmao!

[funnyman1995103]

lmfao he looks like jackie chan on 8:45

[hellokittymakeuplove]

<3

[hellokittymakeuplove]

Love It, Too Funny.

[1994gallegos]

it's comedy people

-there will always be haters!

but there is also the ones that love it (like me)

so either watch and enjoy or fuck off (:

[jayloranger]

next time when u wanna make people laugh stay away from religions in general. FUP...........................­.Fuck U puto.

[jayloranger]

well, i was one of ur biggest fan but not any more after i watched this video and found out you r making fun of Muslim Religion And ALLAH. u r a punk, Asshole and jerk. for ur info u run shit in this country. majority of mexicans r in the kitchen cleaning and washing. u just got lucky.

[czerepification]

@jayloranger I would hope a true Muslim would be able to express themselves in a more respectful manner. I understand his comment getting under a religious persons skin, but his only point was that being Muslim would be convenient if you were hung over. He did make the point that Mexican Catholics go to church still drunk and hung over so just relax. It's comedy.

[cfrank108]

Man Im Black and These Punk Ass mexicans Think Dey Run Shit Round Here. Fuckin Pussy Ass Tuna Fishes

[ultrabrite1234]

@cfrank108 because we do we run the building industry and the drug industry so basically we do if you stop and think about it lets not get hyped up because Obama managed to kill Osman when he didn't kill him it was probably some white/black/Latino army guy they just give to much credit to the president so calm down go ahead start an youtube argument it shows ur so bad ass and I'm sure the only moves you got are the windmill and your back up but this comment has dragged on long enough so it ends

[GivenTime14]

@ultrabrite1234 im black and i dont have problemas con mexicanos or any race (just so you don't think all blacks are like cfrank, and ummit doesn't "dey" isn't a word en ingles

[sophiesmum456]

@tailwheelflier you are so ignorant!hello?this is stand up comedy if you can't handle it go watch sesame street!they'll teach you how to spell you idiot!

[Lugo428]

@sophiesmum456 $20 says he was the 1 dislike.

[1997el]

"Allah. Alla Verga."

rofl. literally

can't stop laughing

[C10oreo]

@tailwheelflier calm down, it's just a bunch of jokes! Don't get all offended...oh & its spelled lettuce, you "American" lol.

[TheJoshthunder72]

the 1 person who dislikes this video WHITE PERSON thumbs up

[tailwheelflier]

I went to see George at the capital of Mexico, Houston, I sat and listened to him talk shit about white people for 2 hours. The most racist person I've ever heard of. Talked about pissing in white peoples lettice, I only wish Americans knew how this racist piece of shit, who's cashed in on the American dream, really feels about us, Americans

[TheFatblunt420]

@tailwheelflier fuck you pinche gringo mammon jut becuase its funny hhahhaha white shit

[vivalaraza002]

@tailwheelflier stop crying u big baby, white people invented racism fuckin puto

[denshaotoko89]

@tailwheelflier hahahah suck it bitch

[burleyhssmiley]

@tailwheelflier FTP!

[eddysf]

Alah....A la verga!

[g1nek17]

whats the name of the oldies song that comes up in this stand up. its not lowrider by war

[Quileo1]

for anyone that does not like this video FCUK YOU PUTO!!!!!

[TheDreamking21]

"Aw, it's so sad. What a loss." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hollister1992flags]

The person that disliked this....FUCK THAT PUTO!

[PlayaMMc]

@hollister1992flags FTP hahaha

[LchanOtakudom]

Only George Lopez could get away with sooo many racial jokes. If Jerry Seinfeld or some white comedian tried HALF the jokes he uses, YIKES! I Love George Lopez, he's so funny! Oh, and for the record, there is at least one white girl who thinks Latinos should stay in the USA if that is where they wish to be.

[Compedy]

they wanna keep mexicans out of america by building a wall at the US-Mexico border.... but....GUESS WHOSE BUILDING IT?!?!?!?!?!

[fettfan91]

alright i'm sorry let...shit, my arm! MY ARM!

[eyolar2001]

Wait a minute, your not one of us goddamnit!!!

HAHAHA HAD ME LUAGHING SO HARD!!!!

[lilianalirio2]

jajaj es super gracioso

[omggirl75709]

I couldnt wait till this shit was over....so i could stop laughing! hahaha georgeee i love yaa puta

[LyriicSky]

lol @ dead bird! lmao

[karen201013]

go to church with a hangover lol stamp on hand!!! Lol!!!

[Vegeta1720]

my niece's name is Desirae but it depends on how he spelled it

[Iz9MART1]

And the whole room would smell.......LMFAO

[BOOYAHSHAKA]

hurrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! LOL

[bbym0nkeyx33]

ALAH , PA LA VERGA! xD !

[spartonoob07]

LOL!!!!

[TheFirefox309]

"WAIT A MINUTE...UR NOT ONE OF US GODDAMIT" LOL

[xMissxFortunex]

my friend's dad's converted to Islam just for that reason LOL XD

[bailsslayer101]

alaaaa!!! ala Verga lmfao! xD

[swirly05]

AlA VEREGA LoL AhAhA

[swirly05]

AlA VERGA' LoL

[sparkitaperrita]

lol pince chistoso con su carne asada

funny shit XD

[ARomeDTBF]

"and i went to a funeral a man i didnt know i put it low like i was in morning: ohso so what a loss" 9:37

[Rosieuchiha]

so beaner...I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ!!!

[nickjjismyhusband]

bahaha heyy! MY name is Desiree! lol

im Mexican though :) haha

[gomez1001098]

the best

[CiudadVictoria99]

Ala...Ala Verga.....jajaja......

[adanisimo03]

alaaaa...ALA VERGAA !!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[prettypooh123]

dude stfu stop hating! pinchi chino...

[nevadaless88]

O.K. Mr. That's Politically Incorrect! But you understood his joke...that's what counts! For the record, "Islam" is the religion, "Muslims" are the practitioners...it's all the same shit! It's like saying Catholics are irrelevant to Catholicism.

[BIGMANRULLER]

@truthurts100 fuck you

[maravilla1992]

wahapen

[informationplz]

"The whole room would smell like carne asada.."

[bigsexy123100]

what r u lookin at bish

[iloveyou336597]

FUCKING HALARIOUS!!!!!!

[MikeyKnox1]

Pelooo, pelo, p-p-pelo, pelooooo, da dada da da dada da peloooo haha

[LatinaLizzie]

Funniest man alive!!! XD

[ramzarugliabeoulve]

@LatinaLizzie The late great George Carlin is the funniest man :D

[themetalkills]

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[MikeyKnox1]

3:40 funniest damn part hahaha

[foxfern1338]

LOL jus turn slowly Sass. If u wanna arch jus dip an Sass!!!!

[allen154263]

this is so funney

[0603022362]

"The whole room would smell like carne asada...( knock knock )..i whant fagitas"..;D lol

[mariafsn]

LOOOOOOLL!!

[Mriceefreeze]

lol pelo pelo peloooo peloo da da dada dadada daa dada da da da pelo

[peKadoDeDioZ]

LOL "ALA VERGA" :)

[Lugo428]

@peKadoDeDioZ You know what that means? It funnier if you know.

[peKadoDeDioZ]

@Lugo428 yeah i know what it means why do u think i laughed at it?

[Lugo428]

@peKadoDeDioZ My bad. I thought you didn't know. Eh, "you want me to getthe goodnight juice?"