Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals

[GalacticExonaut]

Thumbs up if Vsauce Leanback brought you here.

[AnahiCharles]

112 were attacked by a candiru... Just saying.

[TheJJHardy]

Jaws kept people out of the ocean this will keep every male out of the amazon

[ChrisD4335]

or maybe a clothes pin on the tip

[ChrisD4335]

I think if I had to swim in dose waters I would put on a condom

[bearkillzu2]

that worm is going to have s long trip up me you know what i mean?

[Mrglowingman]

another reason not to pee in the pool

[kdc43]

Tie it in a square knot so a candiru can't swim in it.

[Gurlahh]

haha get it?? swim upstream??? haha lmao ohh im never getting laid.

[lolonoazoro13]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[JBrianBooks]

@lolonoazoro13 omfg, i almost died choking on my sandwich laughing

[Glitch3468]

I'm never peeing in water again...

[Reaperex123]

Wow, this was really a horror story indeed!

[DaniRockandFire]

240p we meet again.... e.e

[cupcakesugar600]

Guys: ( cringe) ahhhhhhh thats gotta suck

Girls: hahahahahahahaha sucks for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JesterEve]

How do you get those fuckers out???

[grayfoxx11]

@JesterEve Chop goes the weasel

[MrOloh]

@JesterEve you have to rip it off :(

[hobbst14]

thats it no more youtube for me today

[2222knex2222]

thousand ways to die?

[saiaddict]

O GOD THAT MAKE MINE HERT JUST WATCHING THIS

[gwallace12664]

Can they swim inside if you are not peeing? Does it have anything to do with the opening of the tube when you pee?

[mercury904]

@gwallace12664 its about the urea content of the urine that attracts them



[JayBarrington]

The Candiru is like Gogo Yubari and their moto is "Do you still wanna penetrate me or Was it me who penetrated you" hahahahahahaha

[tomroylance]

I did it. I watched all of them. WIN!

[lowjokerid]

I used to be an skyrim adventurer like you.

then i took a salt to the hardisk

[mutalibattholib]

damn..

[AZNinsomnia02]

holy shit i'm scared now :X

[acecombat1234567890]

DAMMMMM NATURE YOU'RE SCARY !!!!!!!

[TheCaphits]

Don't pee in the pool.

[1man4RBE]

New Water Authority Initiative: Candiru in all public swimming pools.

[lidoflower]

im a girl and it made me cover up when it went inside his dick oh god

[eastender86]

@lidoflower it would still be just as painful believe me (Not that I know from personal experience).

[2aquillus2]

Condoms would protect it maybe??

[OneWing96]

THUMBS UP IF THIS MADE YOUR DICK HURT

[awesomebutuncool]

did anyone get the epicmealtime ad?

[martylutherv]

1:27 anyone who has played counter strike will know this noise

[ZGJDJD]

@martylutherv lol...

[cuteblondecrystal]

Is that how Conan the Barbarian died?

[Asdgfe08]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY



[DBman121]

first crabs now fish it's like a damn aquarium down there

[NKVism3]

Not as despicably parasitic as jews, however.

[TheFLetchMasta]

I am never ever pissing in a lake/pool ever again.

[KAD516]

1:50 LOL

[superchaotix]

....I think I found the cure for Hank Hill's narrow urethra

[missXspencer1]

natures way of saying "use a damn toilet"

[Squashylemon]

O.e omg I wasn't really sure what these fish did but, the moment I found out it had spikes my mind was blown.

[jen6648]

Well that will teach him to piss in the water!

[usernameofthel]

this is a really funny video

[theeyeofthecyclops]

*ok awesome pawn we got here *:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Skratche17]

Wear a condom when you go swimming?

[theawsumdj]

My dick hurts



[TimTimTALGG]

Thumbs up if you're watching this on VSauce2Leanback

[dave1927p]

So now myth passes as fact. Shamefu.

[aznpro4262]

0:19 "commonest"? doesn't he mean most common?

[P3te83]

thumps op if u came here from vsauce2 leanback!

[Midnight111x]

Guys dont pee in the Amazon River!!! Why? Well, I just did it and a candiru went up my penis. I had to go to a hospital to get it removed. :(

[Midnight111x]

Huh. What an asshole fish. :(

[raggarudeboy]

@Midnight111x

No, a dickhole fish.

[Darkanias]

Talk about a cliffhanger ending :D

[Darkfirefire]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO why why why why why?

[Icezwind]

o.e

[M1ManOwaR]

I remember this being mentioned in that flick "The Rundown". Note to self, no pissing in unfamiliar waters, hell, no pissing anywhere that seems suspect.

[XxPyroxXA7]

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah (into your urethra)

[Lampis888]

i was just wondering if it is possible to be the wrong host if you pee from land and not in the water as the sorry gentleman in the video was doing.

[frootofaloom]

@Lampis888 try it post results

[hardesthardcoregamer]

damn nature! you scary! reallllyyyyy scary!!!

[XvictoriaX123]

I feel pain... but i am a girl

[eastender86]

@XvictoriaX123 Trust me it would still hurt like hell. The urethra is the same size in both sexes which is where it lodges itself. The only difference is that with women, there is nothing to chop off to relieve the pain. But it would still be just as painful (Not that I know fom personal experience).

[Midnight111x]

Remember guys:

DON'T listen to those assholes who tell you to pee in the river. There is a chance you may get a candiru stuck in your dick.

[Midnight111x]

Me and my friends laughed when that candiru went up his dick!!! XD LOLOLOL!!!

[ThrowDownArtists]

@Midnight111x I would laugh if it happened to you.

[Midnight111x]

@ThrowDownArtists Sorry, but it will never happen to me. My dick is small enough that that thing can't slip in. >_>

[ThrowDownArtists]

@Midnight111x Ok then. Thats what I heard from your girlfriend too. And your mom.

[douboymkIII]

I used to be an adventurer like you.

then i took a fish to the urethra

[Wwwaayyy]

At least Bear Grylls doesnt have to worry about buying toothpicks

[ArmorKingRulez]

I call for the extinction of these creatures!!

[asvard]

where ever that is I am never swimming there

[TheLaptop12]

no ones gonna wearing like tarzan and goes down to river right?

[zachtuk111]

you think going into a dick is bad..imagine going into a vagina...my god :O

[twmmay]

@zachtuk111

a vagina is designed to have a baby come out of it...a dick is like 20x smaller

[zachtuk111]

@twmmay I know that, obviously, I meant that fish can go soo deep into a vagina, it'll hurt like hell, to be honest.

[douboymkIII]

@twmmay

well scaled down giving bith is like a man pissing a billiard ball

[Tannerman75]

No more rivers for me i guess

[MrNickWright]

Glad my dick is small enough that those things couldn't slip in >_>

[umarazhan1]

@MrNickWright yay! i thought having a small dick is a bad tyhing :D

[lufeinaji]

HOLY........ ouch.

[irllcd13]

Damn nature, YOU SCARY!

[campesino6969]

why im i searching for shit like this??

[Kilzyyyyy]

I believe that it would feel quite refreshing to allow such a being to venture down your urethea.

[kamsotas]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHr

[jonvrix]

THUMBS UP IF YOU GRABBED YOUR COCK AFTER THE FISH ENTERED THE MAN

[dddrum669]

stop pissing underwater

[snakeinthereeds]

I loled when the guy bent over as his face looked a lot like Schwarzneger's because of those ripples

[Belium62]

this is the real reason we have condoms

[okokookkkokooko]

candiru=justin bieber cock !

[folioinjello]

Toothpick fish?

NOPE chuck testa

[christiangrenald]

thats why you shouldnt pee in pools

[coldless1]

u can pee anyway but u cant pee in any waters that have this kinds of fishes

[HerRottingCorpse]

Damn Nature, You Scary!

[LifeShark97]

I think i shat my pants oh good god this was on 1000 ways to die

[Noonkip]

what an asshole fish.

[ViniciusLokaoo]

O_O son of b...... 

[Hsanity]

we should have this parasite in every swimming pool

[carlcardson]

I will never, never, never. forget. Never.

[FrankAnthony521]

soo technically speaking, the fish has to be smaller than my penis?...

**Pheww

[zzzofzzz]

@FrankAnthony521 its smaller then the opening in the head of your penis.

[iamtheIamp]

Who else started laughing when it went up his dick hole?

[SFCnicholaus]

owwwhhh!!! XDDD LMAO



[SoulGuitarMan]

a man's what????

[CJFRANKS7]

O.O

[Naruto73176]

and you thought STDs were the only things causing pain.

[paulraszewski]

I put my hands between my legs throughout the video...

[RandomTroII]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF thats all i can say

[luq9523]

DAMN!~

[username951100]

Note to self - dont leave the house

[xgamerx350]

lol wow check one place im not going in my life

[xXSourCoreXx]

fishing with the wrong bait buddy...

[brawlisthebestgame]

Oh...god....no...

[mickey11171]

how does it hurt u???

[emjayxluv]

@mickey11171 the parasite fish goes into your genital and does the same thing it does when its inside the host fish.. sticks a sharp organ out and feed on blood.. ew

[queenfrostine97]

I'd be to scared to even get close enough to put a camera there...

[iamLI3]

wait so this is actually real? i only ever herd about it in an action movie so idk if it was serious or not , surely this isn't the only instance this can happen in right? and what are the actual effects of this parasitic invasion of privacy?......

[emjayxluv]

@iamLI3 yep its real

[dwintzeh]

just jack it off!

[snowflames1]

thumbs up if u were holding ur man parts while watching this

[iamLI3]

@snowflames1 im always holding my man parts :( ......

[kws0pGr]

@snowflames1

NOPE BUT I FELT HIS PAIN :O

[inaworldwithinaworld]

@snowflames1 your masturbating too

[n3rdbear]

I literally LOL'd at the end.

[l33tJESUS]

JESUS

[Lagniappe716]

they need to put these in public pools

[Krinkpeter]

This video scared the hell out of me.... can you imagine boys... parasite in your dick?

[Etrian2]

my junk sucked its self into my body :(

[OliverKick]

@Etrian2 hahahahahahahah

[chainsaw1618]

GOD DAWM NATURE YOUR SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doukou70]

vsauce2... thats what happened

[Lijrobert]

I got a boner ...

[VitostalkerDeluxxxe]

Worm entering your Dick ?

Nope.

Chuck Testa !

[ChuriAMVids]

MOTHER F*CKER MOTHER F*CKER MOTHER F*CKER ---> What I was screaming half way through

[galadrion2]

man.. It probably feel likes if your dick suddenly explode..that tiny bastard can really ruins your day..

[viniciusctba]

I can feel the pain just of imagine this.

[DarkLordOfPie1]

holy fuck so it goes in then spikes come out to hold it in then it........im done

[KingRobbStark]

My cock hurts.

[yoyopo2]

hopefully they don't has AIDS

[hypersniper4000]

Lol combine this with lag in real life.

[pygmymansam]

dont piss in the river asshole

[MsBombalurina]

I hope that was just a dramatization...1:56 It looked too real for comfort *_* AND I'M A GIRL!!

[soadhusky]

oh, my holy fuck! i never gonna go into a river, again

[1236sason]

but how the fuck can one get the fish out if it enters ?! O _____ O

[wrathfullcape]

@1236sason surgery :(

[waddy5000]

Erm dudes, quite simply just burst pee. Or spin in circles!

[panicroom64]

Well, I'll be in whimpering in the corner in the fetal position if anyone needs me.

[starfyi]

fish pervert :/



[CrazyShayn]

HOW THE FUCK CAN IT SLIP INSIDE UNNOTICED!?!?!?!

[MujeebTaj10]

Oh shit i'm feeling Itches everywhere. Help.

[fes12in]

moral of this story where a condom when entering the amazon

[pinicolaroxa]

@fes12in where?



[MontyPythonLolwut]

That must've been one hell of a painful blowjob

[alexalcantaraiscool]

I'm a girl, and this hurt me. -_-

[xromanticxshadowx]

@alexalcantaraiscool girls still have a urethra, which is where they swim into... and it will hurt just as bad... if not maybe worse idk. i just wonder how they get it out.

[FTWMFXD]

@alexalcantaraiscool thank god not only guys have to feel the pain ;D

[Reegareth]

@alexalcantaraiscool I'm pretty sure the same thing could happen to a girl... probably be just as painful....

[XTheXRizzaX]

Who else felt the pain when the fish went up :|

[merchant099]

dude is fucked

[adamariff98]

uhhh that gotta hurt so bad

[armourslave]

wait even if i'm wearing trunks ??

[WoodenOmenOnThunder]

great a commercial about a toilet that cleans your ass. WITH WATER

[evanandodd]

did they really end the show right there?

[Disloyalsafes]

Commenest?