Lisa Lampanelli: The Queen of Mean

[sinomino]

fuck the ad.

[penguino9]

GO LISA!

[Combinia]

she can be funny, but i do think she is repeating herself a lot with huge pussy and black boyfriends ect. lisa go drink and think up some new jokes girl your a bit dry roasted lately

[elijahw06]

I'm sorry, who was supposed to do the jokes? The male host is an ass.

[holmeed]

pure gold...

[Vekoma1261]

Shes fucking hilarious.... that male host should try smiling.

[ZebraChronicles]

I'm in an interracial relationship- I'm a white man and my woman is black and we both love Lisa Lampanelli. She doesn't target just one group, she goes after everyone. She says aloud what everyone thinks- but she does it in a funny way. She inspires Team Zebra!

[patrician360]

I like Lisa, She's very hilarious. But I doubt it, if she bang brother like she always say in her jokes.

[kamelion7]

That bloke presenter is one miserable cunt - he obviously don't like her and sits, ashen faced while she reels off her gags.

I love her, shes the bollocks!!

[KingKook]

It's not an "act", you silly person. Lisa is being ironic. Or sarcastic. Her tone and timing are meant to inform you that she is making fun of people who actually believe the things she says. She's not pretending to be a bigoted, racist, homophobe. She is lampooning our society's absurdly uptight PC ideas about the "proper" way to discuss race and sex and things that people are overly sensitive about. Larry The Cable Guy is an "act", a character. Lisa is a slightly exaggerated version of herself

[mandingo40]

@KingKook no shes not I know her shes a racist miserable cunt

[KingKook]

@mandingo40 You don't know her, and you are a miserable, paranoid, weirdo...

[ishmael280]

Even after 2 years its still hilarious!!!

[mackawack12346]

I fucked that bitch, me and Dick James Rode her pussy RAW...Lyrically!

[Blade025]

people who are offended by these jokes offend me...like honestly if you don't like what she says than whatever don't watch her..there are lots of other people who do enjoy her harsh comedy and lets face it..we all have funny racist and homophobic jokes but just don't say it out loud..she does.

[u2MRtheFLY]

i used to work with the guy who was her personal chef for a few years.

[kickrocks514]

she uses the same joke over and over

[MultiChickenbreast]

Also, she clearly says 'disruntled' @3:59. You would think that someone this well-versed in wordplay and verbal communicatory joke-business would be able to understand how words work

[MultiChickenbreast]

she's awesome. If you don't like her, as someone said earlier, take your tampon out faggots (I'm gay so fuck off)

[XupicorA]

She's great. :) Meanie, yup, but hell funny. I can't understand people that have a problem with her - can't take a joke? ;)

[604PENNYWISE]

im going to see her show tonight!!! cant wait!

[mrnoodleisdead]

censorship is fucking gay

[gatoperezoso]

ha! tampon.

[lilvjdude]

ooh my god... oh my god

[solleSWE]

@lilvjdude yes... oh my god... noticed that too

[uzumakinaruto1613]

I love her so much XD

[jsilence418]

Ugly broads are good at mean, they have a lifetime of being bitter to perfect it !

[malejdraha]

who is the guy? he looks like paris hilton. :)

[japerdle]

another black guy asking us for change ..

[kicker618]

I'd bang Lisa so hard!!! GOD she is so fuck hot!!!!!! Give me that PUSSY!

[201olympus]

3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

[1Vella]

What does she mean by horn section?

[tantoedge]

@1Vella brass. trumpets, trombones, etc. she's playing on a stereotype from the sixties.

[goodywin]

It's hilarious to watch a white TV host try to keep up with the queen, Lisa Lampanelli.

[RapIsDeadly]

Lisa is the funniest comedian out there. She has the best one liners over anyone.

[RUSrocket21]

cocaine much?

[kltiswhoib]

What is a horn section? I'm predominantly black, and I don't know what the hell that means.

[ariemduval]

@kltiswhoib haha. its a reference to bands like Earth Wind & Fire or the Ohio Players that had a horn section (trumpet, sax, trombone, etc)

[kltiswhoib]

@ariemduval Basically, the 70s era right?

[krkristal6]

I'm black and I think she is fuckin funny, People who have a problem with her, gently remove your tampon and learn how to take a joke.

[generationx1254]

@krkristal6 well said

[tbdmz]

@krkristal6 most people just dont know how to laugh at themselves and are to insecure

[damon858]

racist dick head. fuck her. hope her career fails!!!!!

[kicker618]

@damon858 What a dumb ass

[damon858]

@kicker618 laughing at outdated stereotypes HA HA. childish bullshit. 

[kicker618]

@damon858 blow me ======)

[damon858]

@kicker618 NO! go laugh a somebody farting

[kicker618]

@damon858 .. you wiah you could blow me .. i'd never give you the chance ;)

[damon858]

@kicker618 not sure what that means, but still, no!

[1AceMoneyMaker]

horne sections

[rabbitalien]

she's so funny, i love it

[eartianwerewolf]

She's not funny. She just throws things out there that other people laugh at since it's awkward and they don't know what else to do. There's like a fake laughter . People laugh at her jokes because in that moment it's 'okay' by society to be mean. Then again, maybe they do genuinely find her funny. I do not know. Different strokes for different folks.

[jouwklappik]

she reminds me of one of the guys of white chicks hahaha

[MrTnebwa]

Funny 60% of the time, Chris Rock, 10%. Insult comedian's help society adjust to changing times. Too bad she is sooooo self depreciating, but then, she's a woman.

[karlsmith00]

@MrTnebwa self-depreciating? do you mean self-deprecating, sweetie?

lots of people are self-deprecating, you talking cock. as if a guy like rodney dangerfield hasn't built a whole career on that.

i think you have some problems with words and language. but then, you are a male, so that's expected.

[goanfurslf]

Lost 30 pounds .... looks like the fat black guy cocksucker wasn't wearing her knickers that day !!!

[spida817]

A fat good for nothing nugget whore... Imagine how many std's she must have.... Sickening

[michaeldavis678]

this would be don rickles if he had tits 

[smash4686]

He is so gay my ass hurts? Is that meant to be funny? She's so ugly I want to rip my eyes out with a spoon.

[paintballcrazyMA]

what a FUCKING bitch

[AmericanThunder]

@paintballcrazyMA She's actually a very pleasant human being when you meet her in person, and she does more stuff for charity organizations than most other celebrities. She *acts* like a bitch, because that's her *act*. You do realize she's acting, right? You need to separate acting from reality. Do you think people really got eaten by a shark In the Jaws movie?

[smithcm14]

Doesn't even try to be funny. She just is.

[zcutbait]

0:01

[DyNaCoR3ftw]

Did not like the carlin comment...

[chachokeva]

What a deuche bag of human being. I don't know how this "waste of an ejaculation" ever made it on to NPR's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" program, which is obviously way too high-brow for her. I was really looking forward to hearing her repertoire. . .until I heard it. How low we've stooped as a society.

[crystinaaaa]

"LIKE OMG, LIKE OMG, LIKE OMG". lol

[draziom902]

the meanest woman in the world. nothing cums close.

[brotmann86]

oh common shes sweet at heart and her act is just her act, and only wannabe christians who promote wars that kill hundred of thousends civiliansand make jesus responsible for it cant understand it

[michigan6443]

@brotmann86 Christians promote wars? you serious or just christianphobic?

[brotmann86]

@michigan6443 chrusades, george w ect ect ect ect

[ninjabx101]

lol she got andy so hard

[hark65]

Who gives a shit if she's ugly and fat.........she'll roast all your asses...........and then fuck 'em!!

[sedecim]

funny she never makes jokes about jews or italians or Irish. MMM

[zuzuzmith]

@sedecim She does, especially Jewish people.

[JingerSK]

@sedecim You not paying attention? Of course she does.

[tictocmm]

she stole the onion's joke about obama... look up the article, 'black man won't stop asking for change'

[twilightzonicstars]

Teresa Strasser is so sexy!

[SidneyCrosbyLuvver]

yes OMG! like OMG

[Jmkhoy]

"ooh my eyes" is no longer a phrase that sounds like anything, thanks!

[locozito]

If by funny you mean 'annoying' and 'loud', this cunt is hilarious!

[ImrIyawesome]

you dont FUCK with GARY FUCKING BUSEY

[danieldaring]

lost 30 pounds and shes still uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy

[Brandon88850]

2:06! Hahahahaha! I effin love lisa!

[naughtyboymessiah]

outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fantastic..lol

[Boshingtang666]

her pussy to smells like a huge open wound. I was 3 feet from her and it was pungent.

[karlsmith00]

@Boshingtang666 stop talking about your mother

[darkboi13]

shes hilarious however she recycles many of her jokes.

[MsMsHayes]

Your so gay yu poop skittles LMFAOOOOOO Gotta love her. <3

[ranchoboyeros]

she is fabulous! I am your homo!

[normajeane181]

god, she just makes me laugh all the time.

[828428]

what kind of question is that when he asked how do your white friend feel about you fucking black guys

[Hellaqwik]

OMG! LIKE OMG!

[cleanlittlemexi]

I felt like Dorthy! Hahaha

[1970michplar]

Even if I were black, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!! Ha, That's a Carlin bit Lisa,perhaps you've heard of him!! Take a lesson or 2!!

[NathanNuke]

love u lisa

[krazykittymatt]

Have you noticed that every time Lisa is on a talk show, the hosts feel that they can tell racist and mean jokes!!! Lisa does it right!!!

[Boshingtang666]

another pathetic phone call to the Stern show today by Lisa. No one cared.

[iKrypt]

Haha, Lisa is so Great. She's Sweet but she sooo Cruel and intelligent. Every womans dream to get paid to be a bitch. :)

[gphiproductions]

Lisa is one of the best funniest comics out there right now. She is most definately one of my favorite comedians.

Thumbs up to Lisa! ;-)

(G-Phi)

[SonDimz]

Lisa is one funny meatball

[BigAndTall666]

This ain´t funny!

[fuzzyrockz90z]

lisa is the best!!!

[Boshingtang666]

you just know her pussy smells like open wound....

[pat976]

she's funny, but I'm getting tired of the race humor ...

[anitasseo]

@pat976 me too.

[T1WK2M]

@pat976 Then watch other comedians?

[pat976]

@T1WK2M you're absolutely right ... I like her but I find race comedy is getting old. When you watch an african american comedian, 9 times out of ten his jokes start with "black" or "white" ... I find it's getting old ...

[iKrypt]

@pat976 I find the fact that you said its getting old twice within 3 setences and the fac that you're whining about an insult comedian on HER OWN VIDeO.. People don't realize that People dont give a shit what they think; I find it's getting old ...

[Spleemaster619]

@pat976 thank you. and i'm tired of white comedians not having the balls do do the same. if they can insult whites why can't we do the same?

[Boshingtang666]

this ugly bitches career is OVER. Hearing her beg Stern for help was fucking pathetic.

There will be NO TV deal. No Radio deal. Nothing.

It's over..fat cunt.

[choongbren]

@Boshingtang666 oooooooooooooooo dont hate bitch

[MsJewel1985]

@Boshingtang666 awww did she affend u?? shes funny. ppl who find her mean and affensive are ignorant and immature.

[Spleemaster619]

@Boshingtang666 get a life. no need to be jealos of someone who is more succesful than you...

[Muggleman12]

She's like...really beautiful! And she's fucking hilarious!

[Demario300]

She really dates black guys. I met her at a resturaunt with her boyfriend a while ago.

[cabesa88]

wopp man loves her!!!

[Trublhappn]

"That's just what America needs, another black guy asking us for change"

[JM13FUNK]

the girl on the right is so sexy

[smooothlegs]

Go Girl

love you

[gombis666]

@peacegrl65 - Fuck. I read it. Well, if you read this, you will catch a venereal disease from the person you just kissed.

[WeirdWaltWinkel]

Love to bed her mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[murphy456]

I love her she is so raw! Even in a relaxed sit down interview,

[Meeger013]

She's actually incredibly nice. Met her after a show and she is the nicest person. She's a comedian and this is her "act". Not her real opinions. She's awesome!

[pantex1928]

You idiots.... she's a comedian. She doesn't hate anyone, she's just making people laugh. There are some emotionally sick people on this page.

[pierstheoneandonly]

Jim Davidson / Bernard Manning (brit 'comics') were true racists whose revulsion at blacks and black culture was clearly innate and visceral. LL owns no such prejudices. See Lampanelli on Wendy Williams as proof of this.

[cafemartini]

"That's all we need is another black man asking for change" I love it !!!

[GlAsSaRm]

bring back the klan

[DG3744]

Why would he ask about her girlfriends idea on the men she dates!! America is so backwards!!

[luciano9009]

She's fucking awesome, her jokes come to her naturally, she did that with a breeze.

[704QCsfinest]

im black and she funny bruh

[Joe41272]

If you like Lisa, check out Jim Davidson. Not quite the same style, but both are fearless and very un-PC.

[lazysuperheroin]

@Joe41272

haha yeah fearless just like Jim Davidson, thing is, she's actually funny.

[Joe41272]

@lazysuperheroin

I happen to like Jim Davidson quite a lot, but to each their own. To me, Jim is actually funnier...Lisa just has more shock factor. But hey, you like what you like.

[PeaceNdLovee]

I think she's funny at times, but at other times she trys to hard.

[killingangel707]

I really do think she gets fucked by black guys

[rfnalex1]

thats why i dont mind the racist comments

[deanglo90]

SHES SO FUNNY

[cammo6901]

omg gary busey on that roast "I dont know whats going on, i cant remember what i said ten seconds ago" HAHAHA

[twisted62380]

Is it me.....or she looks like *( Kristy Alley ) ????

but besides that....shes a sexy mature woman...and i love the cleavage!

YUM!

[rscmrcmd]

She says Andy Dick is "so gay my ass hurts." Very funny.

[scottdracula]

Queen of mean, or queen of pretending to be mean by making tired, lame, insincere insult jokes?

[bigmiamiguy]

I love her.... cant get enough..... you have to be able to make fun of yourself and not take life to serious

[SteveCarras]

I've got her new book for my birthday."Chocloate Please", Harper & Row.

[kittitas8]

she is a genius

[neverhidelove23]

she's ignorant! and that fatass will never get thin

[YeaWhiplash]

She is funny,but brutal to look at.....Yikes

[vfcri]

i love lisa. she's the best!!!

[sorcerersinger24601]

i notice that. honestly, it does get tiring. i was a little upset that she STILL included it in her standup like a month ago when i saw her. that and a rihanna joke.

i still love her though!

[rachaelswiftt]

She uses the "I'm not dead or black so I'm better" joke a lot and always says "I'm an insult comic" in every interview. Hmm, might be starting to dislike her a little. Using old jokes like that is never good.

[rachaelswiftt]

Hahah, why did I get two thumbs down for that? It's true! She reuses a lot of her stuff and it's just kinda lame. I still think she's funny, though. DUH!

[cookie1176]

Well I have noticed that too, but she is funny as hell she is a RAW bitch.

[byron123fuyu]

oh great another black person asking for change hahaha

[111chicity]

oh great another white person believing it hahaha

[111chicity]

plus i thought people called him biracial now he's black which one is it lol well to each is own

[haleyandamy]

HuntersX2NCreations

wtf are you talking about?

[Garik0itz]

What does she says about maureen mccormick? i haven't seen a blonde looking that "what"? and what does it mean?

english is not my native language.

[misterbunnie]

roughed up...

means she's ugly

[007LuckyCat]

"Long live the Queen" SUCKED!!!! This interview was actually funnier.

[007LuckyCat]

We used to make fun of FAT BITCHs such as Lisa Lampanelli all the time in school. She is too funny!!!

[007LuckyCat]

You know why there are so many hungry kids in Africa? Because Fat White Bitch Lisa Lampanelli not only "swallow" their black daddies but also ate all their food.

[TheMia168]

You are a fucktard! Can't take a joke, square face?

[HuntersX2NCreations]

Anyways Lisa is bad ass, she tells it like it is.

[bababuba]

Cant she be funny, without the constant insults?