SESAME STREET on *CRACK*!!!!

[MrSteezyNinja]

What's your moms # I want to fuck her up the ass in the bath tub

[MyDalejr88fan]

when i fell on my face an d this douchey kid kicked my crouch

[pokamo45]

I ripped my pants and underwear ........

[BrunetteandOrange]

My best was on 11/11/11 at 11:11 11 sec. in, my whole school made a wish, but it was also my worst because 2 min. before, I learned that the person I was going to wish about liked my bff. :(

[breezygrl8]

OMG SHANE YOU DID THID ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LOVE YOU



[tessmonto]

worst when i was in middle school i used to fall a lot and acadentaly pull down pantes

best hay atlest i got to see some pussie and now i got a girl friend

[galvezbe]

shane do a video about KONY 2012

[NickisZexuhJr]

SHANE PLEASE DO A VIDEO ABOUT KONY 2012 ITS REALLY SAD AND IF U MAKE A VID ABOUT IT IT WILL GET POPULAR AND WE CAN STOP KONY THUMBS UP SO SHANE CAN SEE THIS

[hopeisdope55]

i like how the book is a binder.:D

[MrIlikepie4]

i would of said "at least they didnt throw 999999999999999999999$"

[MidgetOppression]

Halfway through High School-

Worst: Clinical depression and serious oppression

Best: Making a friend who is my editor/cover artist, and making friends who actually care

[bluexpose2002]

Why somebody allways die!?

[Obsoletepixels]

Worst: douchebags sitting in their car during lunch shout fag and queer at me

Best: possible? I think not.

[x0gamergirl0x]

@Obsoletepixels awwwe ;c

[vardareast1]

Wirst Playoff g the Name Game and the Person i had to ASK Out actully Said yes and we hated each other

[idontlikecherries]

worst:most of my teachers sucked

best: my friends were in most of my classes and my graduation was worth it.

[MollyLou2dog]

Worst: This really mean nerdy freak tried to hit my friend, and my teacher totally thought she was the best, so I was framed for hitting her.

Best: When I'm able to fall asleep in class.

[96FOAMY]

worst.....pretty much all of school sucked thats why i skipped

best, when i got the nerve to tell my best freind i as gay and that i liked him

[curse12ify]

Worst: My best friend asked me this: " Hey can I ask you a question?" before I could answer he said, "NUTPUNCH!" and punched me in the balls and ran away.

[tehlilz]

best:getting presidental on the "national fitness test"

worst:getting my butt kicked by a boy named SHANE DAWSON

[tehlilz]

WTF

[PeptoDomo]

My worst school experience was when my crush tripped in the hallway and punched me in the nose. I guess it was good though because then he comforted me and made sure I was okay and then he walked me all the way across the school to the nurses office and we almost kissed. My nose was bleeding. But we almost kissed (:

[simpsomizer143]

My worst experience was me getting punchers in the nose on the first day of kindergarten!!!!

[JuggaletteWarPuppy91]

My worse experience was when I got my period in math class and I was wearing white capris, got called so many names after that it was awful

[pikachuguy1000]

worst school expirence is when i asked out a girl and got rejected and then i go pants at school and got stuck in the freind zone forever

[dunhamgregory]

haha damn it tinkerbell you won again u bitch!

[aman1072]

are you a boy or a girl

*shoot*

[LeonelRothMiller]

wait wait wait you killl kids?

[icymagma98]

my first shane dawson vid

[Coolstorybro1747]

Oh my god. I love you Shane.

[justinbiebercrazed45]

My worst school moment was when a girl tripped me nd i fell but ended ok cuz i pouched the fat bitch in the face

[qwertykid7900]

This dude made a song bout my butt... weird -.-"

[IrinaVampier]

i have seen so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much you are fen funny and you are kind of quite ok alot of hotness can you pleas watch my freinds vid it's eliduckprudecsions and watch party it's veary funny

[puffle46]

stupid pplz get there ass shot XD

[nikki13524]

slipping down 23 steps

[SarahFressy]

ill give you a nickel if u tickle my pickle.

[tgproductions97]

T-Rex

[smartwillow465]

omg i had an awesome time at school!

[pink200091]

the worst school experience was when i was little i cut my hair really short and the girls wouldnt let me play with them only if i would be the prince and marrie the princess lol now i think of it though it funny

[YouGotPownedByABunny]

my worst would be when this racsist black girl sat by me and said she wanted to exspell me because i was white :(

[rawritzzac]

the best time in school was when i saw a fat kid make a skinny kid drink piss off the floor

[rawritzzac]

tell your mom im up for looking for bones with her :P

[broadwaylover5570]

Worst: Being bullied about my weight for years.

Best: Meeting my two best friends and the guy I really like (who also happens to be my best friend's brother).

[wachmen11]

hey shane hope you read this but ypur awsome dude

[webkinzepicness]

Best: my first kiss happened on a bus and used we used to kiss a lot but Idk what happened :/

Worst: my x dumped me in study hall and I cried and everybody saw me crying. I lost my pride man ¦[

[MrSwizzle04]

my worst would be when i had this AWFUL stomach ache ( it felt like knives were stabbing me and wolves with razor sharp teeth were mauling my stomach) and all throughout the day i was walking like a HUNCH BACK. yeah, IT HURT.

[TheSeargentJackson]

Ha! Shut up mom!

[wiisher1573]

This is late but whatever. My worst school experience was when I was laughing then farted, then kept laughing. My best was when this bitch put a plastic bag over my head and I broke her nose... and SHE got suspended. :)

[Comedybeauty10]

Worst: I was bullied by a lot of people in 5th grade because of my height and other shit but mostly by this kid Ryan we r cool now but still it hurts

[LivinglikeAjsha]

Best: My first day at my old school, in the break girls and people came and fight about me because they wanted to be my friend i: ps; they were black.. lol

Worst: I cried at my first day at school, and i was sitting outside with my mom for the rest 3 days, and everybody from other classes looked at me, laughing.. ..worst. ever. experince.

[Gangster12205]

when i made out wit a hot girl under the bleachers during a homecoming football game

[SnailHugger123]

Best? Having sex behind the bleachers and in the school bathroom x)

[jordanbacon26]

Are u still workin on the tv show!?

[niabbosin21]

my worst would be when i slap this girl cuz she slaped me and got caught and susended for a month

[reikodiana]

i fucking hate school so much and I'm not even a student :|

[pooman5222]

i got here from crack spackle lol

[LauritsR]

Who the hell uses a revolver? XD

[bani23ww]

When a girl in my school choked me and almost killed me

[lilmoney22Tv]

i fucking hate school

[levod726]

n stands for....

[slyshadow1099]

What's his mom's number ?:D

[Reviews101ny]

Worst school experience,I got decked in the eye

[Alkaline997]

I got rejected and everyone found out D:

[vampireneyney6464]

Why do people keep saying "Like if your watching this in whatever freaking year" Seriously, what the fuck. Does it matter what year your watching a video?????

[horrormoviefan1500]

I'd fuck shan ay nay

[chrisbrownluverrrrr]

shane: i mad it through school and came out normal mom: HA!!!!!!! shane: SHUT UP MOM!!!!!!!! ROFL

[Jcrevolutioners]

@chrisbrownluverrrrr what does ROFL mean?

[chrisbrownluverrrrr]

thumbs op if ur watching this is 2078

[7llamasforyou]

@SonicFreeColors1234 hay...shut up..makes it funnier... :)

[SonicFreeColors1234]

4:00 the 'n' word? knives start with a 'k'.

[22ilikemusic]

@SonicFreeColors1234 no shit she was gonna say nigga

[SonicFreeColors1234]

@22ilikemusic I know that, I was just pointing out something.

[MrMachineFlorence]

thumbs up if you are watching this yesterday =P

[spritesify]

Wassssssssssssss upppppppppppp!!

[stopmotionpanda7777]

You deff need more videos with Paris and Lupe.

[TimTamTom15]

the worst thing that happened to me is when i got a boner in class in front of everyone

the best was when i got into a smart program called g and t (forgot what it stands for)

[ApplexLovee]

0:35 and 1:00 LOL

[blackeyedpeasfreak49]

I'm really short and I'm an 8th grader now, but my first day of middle school people kept on saying behind my back "What is a 2nd grader doing here?". Kept on happening for a week until I said I skipped a bunch of grades.

[Knoewhat]

so................... whats your moms number?

[XXDangerOpsXX]

i did not pay attion then this happend 2:18

[ilovethemahomie12332]

lol i sneezed a hole lot of shit on my crush and i was pissed :(

[gamegotsmothered2000]

in my school i get butt fucked evry 2sday and they call it tasty 2sday

[levelupmanisawsome]

00

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[flyonthewallxrated]

like this if your watching this in 2012

[AskArchieTV]

@flyonthewallxrated no were all watching this in 2010

[ToothpasteCannon]

@flyonthewallxrated I dunno about you, but I was watching this in 2107...

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

@flyonthewallxrated watchen this in 2009 D:>

[43RAYJ]

taking a number two in my desk

[TheGavster111]

Maybe we could even find a TrEx GET OUT

[morganryen]

I really want to meet Shanaynay..!-3

[EmmaTheBrave12345]

Worst: Being called fat everyday & being called a cow on my first day of school when i first moved to a new town. Best: having the greatest best friend EVER!!! Love u karlee!

[ShawtiesAhKilla]

Worst: Hittin The Teacher and Gittin Assault And Battery Charges.; Best: Beinn Liked By Evryone Cause im the funny one![:

[TheMrick97]

There's no blood on the front of Shanaynay's bandanna :O

[BassCreator2011]

Id love to meet Shananay xx

[Bostonchick0729]

"And They All Lived Broke As A Damn Joke And Unhappily Ever After." LMAO!

[TheGavster111]

I would go out with his mom

[InesaBrayedsa46545]

lol uk rules

[wildrocker2322]

shanaynay is my gurl XD

[LongBeachElites69]

when i used to go to school with shane in 06 at LAKEWOOD!!!

[reaalove21]

sexy chest hair at 1:30 <3

ohh shane ;)

[giggy99999]

thumbs up if u did not see any thing about sesamy street :l

[CaitlinRawr101]

My best school experience was a 2 day residential trip to York ^w^ we went to the York Dungeons, which scared the shit outta me, I wouldn't stop squeezing my friends hand. And we went to Flamingo Land... AND... we went to the national railroad museum and I saw the train from Harry Potter!! ;D

[hippoturdlovaah]

eeh.. it was okay i guess..

GTFO.

[MegaKandy1234]

shane u are too funnie!!!!

[LexiLoveRules]

Thumbs Up If this is funny :P



[ionlywatchSDTV]

Throwing up all over my crush :/

[ionlywatchSDTV]

When I was in fourth grade, i ate a kiwi. later, about 2:30 I didint feel so well. I ended up throwi

[Scotty92031]

Mine worst was saying Fuck you to the teacher, My best was having the best friends and dating and finally having sex with the sexxiest girl.

[Crazystunts551]

I LOVE THIS KIDS SHOW :D

[LexiLoveRules]

@Crazystunts551 Do You think this Ass Funny you think Because.,... THIS IS FUNNY BITCH

[TheEucraine705]

my spanish teacher is a cock block. My friend julien and his girlfriend were going to the bathroom to "conjugate verbs" and she made them sit down and really conjugate verbs...

[blackeyedpeasfreak49]

He should have added when they threw the eggs "nobody likes you!"

[MrFrancisTV]

lick a girl pegina

[mlombard1999]

i fucked a school girl

[AtomicTank1000]

shanes mom. id hit that...with a brick

[megclements]

Best video youve made shane

[Lythience]

"Stupid people get their ass shot...!"

Great... I just HAD to be Dyslexic!!

[AngryBridsRock]

when ppl "click their tounge" i jus get annoyed!

but when shane dawson clicks his tounge

he makes it look so cool!

thumbs up if you agree! 8D

[youngmoney18ize]

Lmao

[LinanaCute49]

mine would be me and my friend he`s a boy we were playin and i feill and kissed him

[iamsobrony]

Monkey: Incoming!! (poop smack) sorry Shane!

Shane: it's cool this happens to me everyday.

[jinxy574]

worst:when me and my friend were messing around and then she pulled my bag from behind and i skided backwards on the floor in a skirt in front off the whole school...yea FML!! :L:L

[superjason128]

Is Shanaynay a boy or girl she looks like a he she lol jkjk :) Maybe:P

[TeamClara]

shane: either way i went through school and came out normal. :)

mom: HA!

shane: SHUT UP, MOM!!

[TeamClara]

boy: are u a boy or a gurl?

IMAGINARY SEQUENCE.

me: -takes off pants- no penis?

boy: what's a penis?

me: ha. virgin.

BACK 2 REAL LIFE.

shanaynay: -shoots-

me: y didn't i think of that? lol.

[TeamClara]

Mom: fat, stupid, unattractive, creepy, serial killer "ish"...

Shane: ok, mom you need to stop interrupting my videos!

Mom: Hey chillax homegurl ok? i am here to remind you and your audience that i am single and ready to mingle i like stumblin midnight walks from the bar to the car i like lyin in the bathtub listenin to jazz music while we explore each others bodies, like two archeologists lookin for bones. maybe we can even find a.. t-rex...

Shane: GET OUT

Mom: COCK BLOCK. -mouths call me-

[TeamClara]

Mom: fat, stupid, unattractive, creepy, serial killer "ish"...

Shane: ok, mom you need to stop interrupting my videos!

Mom: Hey chillax homegurl ok? i am here to remind you and your audience that i am single and ready to mingle i like stumblin midnight walks from the bar to the car i like lyin in the bathtub listenin to jazz music while we explore each others bodies, like two archeologists lookin for bones. maybe we can even find a.. t-rex...

Shane: GET OUT

Mom: COCK BLOCK. -mouths call me-

[IanX12345]

I peed in the middle of the library!

[bluejay3331]

OH SHIT!!!! LMAO

[f1y134f]

I love how Shane has more wigs than any girl I know. ANd most of the wigs are girl wigs... Should we be concerned Shane? JK

[ziggy259]

Noars101 what's normal is it a some type of cold if u hav it I don't want it

[SkinzRecords]

Slap ass friday at my school when i have the biggest butt there

[SkinzRecords]

I'll call her lol

[gustavito100000]

getting kicked in the nuts out of nowhere

[sugar9798]

My worst would be when people keep making fun of my hieght ( 4ft 11in inthe 8th grade) and how my glasses and just everything about me plus my parents and older sister always yelling at me i wish i could just leave the world :(

[bluebirdchat101]

@sugar9798 im 4'11 too in the 8th grade and my parents are always yelling at me for messing up tiny things :'(

[SuperSaiyangirl990]

@sugar9798 WOW No offence, but im about 5''2.....and i'm in the 6th grade :P I get called tall lol :)

[littledudeBIGHAIR]

@SuperSaiyangirl990 at my school, lots of kids are like that

[theshinytree1]

@sugar9798 hey dont be sad dont listen to them your cool dont listen to those b***hes

[TheRandomKids1010]

CLITTERDICK!!!

[LillyanBug]

"Are you a boy or a girl?" Good Question Kid

[supermario76866]

Lol are you a boy ? Angrey face gun shot gets me every time

[jetthedarkhog2]

"CUT!" Wut i thought it was going good we was about to play with knives :D" XD LOL FAIL

[GroovyLoveChild]

i think shane as his mum looks like katy perry :D

[NeonTeddyBear14]

l0l he sounds JUST LIKE PARIS HILTON!

[shankstacat]

the worst was high school in general holy jeezus people were mean buuuttt the best part was when i was hopped on to much shit and scared people ;D hmmmmm maybe thats why i was disliked hmm eh who cares right? :D

[GiggleMonsterx33]

That shit feels like you poopin backwards. You know what I'm sayin? I feel like you do...

ROFL xD <3

[BuzzAkerlund]

Lol at 2:10 i was creeped out by his hump so much haha

[screwthemagicwaffles]

and i had my mind set on the questioin so when he asked me if i was okay i sayd " whats for lunch? " XD

[screwthemagicwaffles]

worst EVER ( yet ) well i look emo but im not i just wear black and have the hair and i was walkin in the hall way and the guy i like stared at me and i turned my head down and i kept walking then i turned around to ask a question then when i turned i triped and spacked my head on the wall but tryed to ignore the embarassment and went to ask him a question then i forgot the question completly blacked out then when he went to help me ( yes i really blacked out) he sayd " omg are you okay? "

[LetMeLive4eva]

Hey Marc!

*Splat*

LMFAO

[DZLocococo22]

Best: met my friends sam and rachel

Worst: I wasn't so popular until I started my art career/hobby and so people keep using me to get me to draw them stuff and someone stole my 50 pack of markers, my 24 pack of crayons, and my sharpie pen. :(

[kelsasuar]

I feel like the crap is melted crunch bars is it just me

[ChelsiiLove]

They would by her Africa for her own personal tannning bed.... o.o

[xPROZ66]

the worst part of school for me was elemantry all the asswholes would pick on me untill i kicked there asses!!

[bl33pinaw3som3m4n]

Meow!!!!

[weasleyfredandgeorge]

oh hell no!!!!!!!!

[37dingo]

I don't believe that people really were that mean to you! I can't even blieve that people have been mean to you at all!

[MegaFreetofly]

if that show was real and there was a shananay id be so traumatized

[kyubeats124]

eat the poo poo

[voldemortrules101]

over 4 million views? The world is going crazy... AND I LOVE IT!!!!