Bachelor Party with Stripper - Mass Effect 2

[Loeher]

The Hangover 3: Illum.

[Whitedragon06]

doesn't the stripper ever get tired from that dancing... hahaha

[KoolJayJ]

why have never seen a female species of each race besides humans in mass effect??

[MrMjukisbrallan]

@KoolJayJ female krogan in ME 3 :=)

[MrArth13]

@KoolJayJ Da Fuck? WHAT ABOUT TALI?

[SigmarusOne]

I just had the oddest Idea, they claim to see the Asari similar that of their own races, Shepard is a human right? Asari look kinda human much right?

[MassBlackout]

And then they woke up the next day without kidneys.

[gameguy20100]

ok i can see where the human and turian are comeing from but asari look nothing like salarians

[xmeat]

So salarians sign fuck contracts to reproduce im suprise humanity hasn't already adopted that idea.

[TheDJilly]

@xmeat Salarians don't fuck. The males jizz on the eggs the female has already laid. No sex is involved, and salarians have no sex drive in the first place. That's why the salarian in the game has that reaction.

[SinDawg030]

@xmeat With Humans the male/female ratio is more or less equal and there is relatively little sexual dimorphism between the two genders compared to the Salarians. Salarian males outnumber the female Dalatress caste 10 to 1. This means that their society is quite matriarchal and revolves around the Dalatress and her attendant males. This is why Salarian clan politics involves so much "breeding contracts" and pedigrees.

[ChaoPrince]

Salarians lack hormone-driven reproductive urges ...yet he still gets turned on somehow.

[PolarBear1192]

Perfect example of why Turians are awesome.

[UniversalVision]

Intercultural exchange.

[ik56257]

"I don't understand. Humans celibrate wedding contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!"

I laugh every time I hear this! It's funny because it's true! :D

[CMNeirfan147]

You don't think they're making us see them as attractive do you??

Mystery drink anyone?

[Arzaker]

Dancer: o_o ...............

[angbandsbane]

Now I wonder if the Asari are supposed to be like the GELF in that one episode of Red Dwarf-everyone sees them as what they desire most, even if in the same room.

One way to find out: ask Garrus if Asari look like guns that need calibrated.

[An00bIS22]

If shes a stripper then why isnt she stripping?

She must be an exotic dancer then...

[MarkArandjus]

There aren't many Turian women on anywhere :/

[th3d3storoy3r]

I wonder why they didn't notice shepard WHEN SHE'S RIGHT NEXT TO THEM

[EpowerFTW]

keep pressing it at 1:17 its funny

[utmax85]

Who here thinks they need to have male strippers in ME 3 ? after all men aren't the only ones who play mass effect.

[battledawn1]

@utmax85 Asari...are....some kind of bisexual they are male and female at the same time XD

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@battledawn1 - No...they're all just female.

[battledawn1]

@ToiletBomberAlpha well they have said that they are fathers and mothers >.>

[keinve2]

@battledawn1 Carrier; Mother. Non carrier; Father. Also, they are neitehr male nor female; they are a single gendered species. Refering to them as either is incorrect. Gender neutral terms are more correct. And much eaiser when dealing with languages lacking a gender neutral term (like english).

Also... bisexual refers to preference. I believe the term you were looking for in your reply to utamax was 'hermaphrodites'.

[Torgrim04]

@keinve2 It?

[cyclopsdias]

@keinve2 i think you arent eaxtly wrong or right.They are single gendered yes,but the ME Wiki says that they are all secually female and have maternal instincts.They are not EXACTLY female but they are way closer to female than male.

[Poncho151500]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite whore on the Citadel.

[fentina]

@Poncho151500

stripper =/= whore

[Poncho151500]

@fentina Lol, details. It's just a joke. xP

[metalgearrexlover]

"im just here for the drinks" year right theres an hot asari dancing on the table and she wigiling her ass in front of your face and you say your here for the drinks,thats just a fucked up thing to say

[woodledoodledoodle]

THERE ARENT TURIAN WOMEN ANYWHERE BUD

[pricture]

Does the stripper even care? lol

[LitzankatSofis]

The turian's voice reminds me of Sten the qunari... from DAO

[whman17411]

Just outa curiosity do salaries have their hearts on their heads (thane recruiting mission, salaries locked in the room

[JediNg135]

That Salarian is Quniton Flynn I think.

[nevet1010]

There are no turian women on illum

[george77772moons]

That was quite the intellectually-stimulating conversation...

[Domovoi07]

Not sure I've seen a non-Asari alien woman in Mass Effect. Unless they look and sound exactly like their male counterparts, which wouldn't surprise me.

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Domovoi07

'cough' Tali 'cough'

[Domovoi07]

@ShadowWolfRising You'd think those mammary glands would be a dead giveaway, wouldn't you?

[ThatTuckerKid]

No comment. I'm just here for the drinks.

[sexykatie90]

Dopelives my msn in profile! Bachelor Party with Stripper - Mass Effect 2

[mylesbradley1234]

rofl

[Makrateli]

i want a sequel in ME3 featuring a krogan and a batarian

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Makrateli

this

[Mahbu]

I don't know, goes, is anyone else interested in a Geth stripper?

[SolidMike84]

Everybody loves smurfs ^^

[Baiab2]

Very disturbing, maybe there right about the mind trick

[ragnorokh]

its called A BELLY BUTTON!!!

[retsamgod]

In fact, there ain't any turian women in the WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE

[hawkwolf613]

@retsamgod Garrus took 'em all.

[sniper321w]

lol i love these dudes its funnay

[microsoft637]

i am just here for yhe drinks xD that Turian is a legend...

[COGmarine]

@microsoft637 every turian is badass :) i wish you could be 1... :(

[Devanelle]

haha have you heard the quarian talking about the nerve stimulation in her suit? She catches you listening though.

[kakaze]

this was a great discusison, one of the few I bothered to wait around for.

Freaky info on the asari though...what do they really look like? Given their major difference is the tentacles and they can reproduce with anyone...I'm guessing not nice....I suddenly feel all icky for shagging liara...

[sesshomiru30]

these guys should be part of your team in 3

[nifedj]

A Human, a Salarian and a Turian walk into a bar...

[MineRescuer]

@nifedj

perfect start for joke lol

[TehHotRoD]

@nifedj I wonder why there are never any Volus in Bars...

[aaron75fy]

@nifedj the human says "does anyone else feel like they've just been spaced?"

[Ghosthand]

"... my word.. she is very limber!"

[TheKatamariguy]

They look just like us!

[deadloque]

Holy shit this is where i am in the game.

[gamingcultist]

as scary as it is, the mind control thing seams plausible considering salarian reproduction and nearly every asari encountered in both games tries to exploit the other species with their bodies in some way or another

[AtticWarrior1994]

"....that can't be sanitary." True, so true.

[SnitchKillers]

...i'm just here for the drinkz.

[typewriter94]

They should show more in Mass Effect 3 ;)

[nichool62]

haha hope they put in a scene like that in the mass effect movie.

[CraigwCK]

Im commander shepherd, and this is my favourite stripper on the citadel

[RogatyRozpruwacz]

I remember coming back to Ilium after finnishing ME 2 just to hear them again :D (there are quite many dialogues)

[Richierua]

"catch the latest episode of Everybody Loves the Asari!"

[yiddily]

'There arnt many turian women on ilium' i've never seen a turian woman anywhere!

[insight1337]

You are runing the asari for me :))

[spartaner39]

imagine this would be samara O.o i would go in the eternity too :D dont know why but asari look all O.O xD

[UshiromiyaReiji]

"That can't be sanitary."

"NOT THE POINT, MAAAN.."

[ultrajd]

Asari are the sex symbols of citadel space.

[thedelgardo]

So... There mind-controlling us to see them attractive?

[mooooose]

BLUE TURIANS

[narniadbz]

EVERYBODY! turn on the captions (transcribe audio) "its human to celebrate what he did the belly makes no sense!" LOL!

[woodlefoof2]

kinda makes you wonder what they look like to krogan and vorcha and batarian and... o-O asari

[sporocks]

@woodlefoof2 they have nothing in like the asari NOTHING

[woodlefoof2]

@sporocks o-O but what do they look like to other asari???!??!... drell asari? o.o

[OsamodasKnight]

I wouldn't mind taking a shot out of her belly button.

Bow chicka bow wow!! :-D

[Rocketai]

The turian is the best! XD

"I'm just here for the drinks..."

"You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians"

And I want to see a female turian :O

[Mbraund94]

Has anyone noticed how you never see any turian women ever.

[PotatoMasher1234]

you can't tell gender

[Mbraund94]

@PotatoMasher1234 ok but you never hear any turian women speak

[PotatoMasher1234]

I love how this game has a sense of humor

[ShadowAimai]

Agreed.

Not to mention the nearby Turian who got friend zoned. Poor guy.

[BadNinja16]

AHahaha love the game!

[Halapartna]

how can they be a tragedy if he wins to it looked just like some areas :D

[mattman862]

Captions are crack up. Your going to ruin asari for me and there aren't many turian women on illium = "Your going to ruin a sorry to me and there aren't many historian women on the helium"

[SilverTonguedSnake]

That can't be sanitary.

[ConscriptWarFilms]

LOLOLOLOL love the last part xD

[DieHardDeus]

The BBC in London he needs.

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Just discovered this like yesterday and I've been playing through for a great while. I love all the little NPC work they put into this game.

[Razorblaze999]

Salarion-"well i suppose 1 more dance wouldnt hurt"

Turion-"as long as im not paying for the drinks..." LOL

[MHV1ftw]

@Razorblaze999 he wants that to been a well known fact hahah

[PLEEZENinja]

This was the FUNNIEST moment of the ENTIRE game. PERIOD.

[Timestopper117]

"I'm just here for the drinks." Lol gotta love Turians!

[VideoMaster40K]

LOL

[Supperdude9]

Man. Bioware makes even NPC's interesting.

[kingzombiejo]

I WANNA PARTY WITH THEM :D

[Thrall320]

Haha I seen this the other day while playing.

[ImperialArmour]

blue turians!

[henyous5]

well she is a nice shade of blue so might as well watch this vid another time and put it on favs

[sentinalsam87]

These three were my favorite random eavesdrop in the game

[MarchVictorious]

@666SLAY3R666

Agreed, good sir.

"THat makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are MEANT to bend that way!"

Good stuff.

[justcocacola]

Turians>All

[666SLAY3R666]

@justcocacola

Quarians>All

[justcocacola]

Quarians are aliens with cancer and funny accents.

[darklight436]

@666SLAY3R666

volus > all

[666SLAY3R666]

@darklight436

What do the volus do *Deep inhale* Earth clan,,,?

[justaguy08]

agreed

[VastedCouth]

lol Asari are really reapers :O

[Richard600606]

atari thinks:i look nothing like you bastards! im only here for the money!

[Vaxonblue]

I bet the Asari is like:

STFU NOOBS! I'M DANCING HERE!

[syafiqjabar]

These three should be in a sitcom or something.

[ComradeGraty]

it's a galaxy about nothing!

[nachoguy5]

@syafiqjabar Totally! :O

[furyberserk]

@syafiqjabar

Asari: You see that human? He's got a camcorder, you've been recorded for 2 minutes :D The universe has just caught you on the new popular show "Bachelor Party!" You each get 2 credits...

Turian: But that's not enough for the drinks D:(

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@syafiqjabar fuck yeah lol

[GundamAngelicDevil]

the turian is the most entertaining of the trio

[kittylactose]

lol

[mitchellman12345]

the best line is "that makes my legs hurt just watching it and my legs are suppose to bend that way"

[NoogLeader]

The mind controlling thing could be true. IF they all see the Asari as resembling a different race. Hmmmm. What is the Asari true form. Hmmmm.

[GundamAngelicDevil]

@NoogLeader

maybe that will be revealed in Mass Effect 3. IF the theory is true.

[Eregost2]

Its not true. Don't you think people have touched asari before? They have 1 form only.

[Pandoora]

also Krogans like Asari!

[NoogLeader]

Supposedly any species can have sex with a Asari and produce children with them. So all species like Asari.

[insight1337]

This is a fantastic plot device. I am very impressed. The only problem being that we all know from ME1 that Asari use Human armor. So they should have the same bodies like humans

[TomWDemarco]

"That can't be sanitary"

Best line ever.

[samuricex]

"NOT THE POINT, MAN!"

lol

[Keurosaur]

I wonder what the dancer is thinking...

[SpartanSlayer]

"My word... that is a lovely shade of blue"

[aaronalpha147]

so, whos got the better view?

[JonBall44]

@aaronalpha147

Id trade places with the salarian, he doesnt seem too interested.

[BloodHuman3]

I just came here for the drinks...

[airows123]

i'd dye her skin white if you know what i mean

[19andoverlol]

I give the dancer credit for not saying a word throughout all of this.

[KryssySushi]

When they started talking about mind control, I was expecting alarms to go off and an Asari commando team to kidnap them.

>=0 THEY FIGURED OUT THE SECRET! WE MUST SILENCE THEM BEFORE IT GETS OUT!

[RXM9600]

lol

[hotcarl84]

Man, I can't wait until this weekend. I finally got tickets to see Hamlet live with the all elcor cast

[tacoblocko]

youve never heard hamlet before until youve heard it in the words of elcor :O

[RiceNinja93]

great! :D

[eldencolt123]

LOL THEY ENLIGHTENED EM!

[cytorakdemon]

and the stripper keep going like she's heard this conversation millions of times

[Mega174]

Turian: Quiet man! Your going to ruin Asari for me.

[GreatestMKfighter]

Either that Turian is married, or he's a RAGING homo.

[fishNguitars]

are salarians bugs or fish?

[RazlerofEsthar]

@fishNguitars frog peoplethey lay eggs

[ComradeGraty]

fish

[Daycrist]

Amphibian

[arekkusu1234]

"I'm just here for the drinks."

 ....

[Marril2000]

Well I guess the Asari's real appearance is a formless blue goo. Otherwise, they look like Quarians.

[mindfreak445]

"But we actually reproduce by..."

Acting like deucebags?

[ComradeGraty]

salarians reproduce the same way fish do

[myez]

I wonder how an Elcor would respond here....

"Ecstatic praise: *monotone* Take it off baby, your curves are divine"

[RazlerofEsthar]

@myez rofl to funny

[Meshehetube]

You, sir, win.

[Daycrist]

hehehe There's actually a really good Mass Effect Comic where an Elcor get's turned on by Tali hanging out the side of the Mako

[NoogLeader]

Nice

[AlexSaysHi2013]

reminds me of my friends lol

[SuperkingJJ]

@SBWaffelmann

...deep

...

[capitalmindz]

"...Not the point man". LMFAO

[horakoeri]

i wonder what the asari is thinking

[Eterna1Soldier]

Wouldn't it be funny to see a really fat asari?

[Childinfaith]

Fat people in games are rare and if they are included they usually are the funny punchline type.