Blue Collar Comedy Tour - BIG DECK - starring Drew Carey

[1Alt1]

@desmythe Leave to somebody like you who can't take a joke

[y0shixb0y]

He said dick! Haha!

[Estelle5388]

@JachAnen *gasp* Nooo! :o He says dick! >.<!!

[free2rule6]

Does anybody know where I can find a script to this??

[CelticScott1988]

I can hear the pixels!

[darkdefender85]

My deck can hold twenty women at one time.

[jkgramps]

One of my favorite comedy routines!

Laugh out loud FUNNY!! :-D

[Sinders9012]

/watch?v=BpLpi7yBrQk

THEIR BEST STUFF RIGHT HERE YALL!!!!

[desmythe]

Leave it to ass wipe Libe Drew C. to bring in politics on this great video.

[mesner5]

43 people can't see uranus from their deck :D

[mr6johnclark]

Big Deck...

If you know what I mean!

[kickstart73]

LMAO!!!!

[THExMMAxELITEx]

43 people have tiny decks!

[MrsEsmeCullen1]

poor bill

[MrsILOVEMusic8706]

I use to watch this ALL the time:)

[BobbieGleason]

Loves it

[jjm239]

Drew Carey looks like Michael Moore with that trucker hat :P

[Nickster7ROR]

Haha! Dicks and decks are very similar! Lol!

[twll91]

@Nickster7ROR thats the joke lol

[LadyE77]

This is awesome

[MamaMia1007]

You can eat your schweddy balls on your big deck!!

[sledheadchris]

Awesome!! Lmfao

[Cspring86]

36 people like that 36 people have small decks

[CountArtha]

Highbrow stuff.

[Estelle5388]

@kylekelly123 Yes he does. Just watch and listen, and don't use your deck.

[TheB0uchard3]

awesome! just awesome!

[stillnic]

I like the part where they said Deck

[neilgodfreyy2k]

I am a comedian

[truthserum2000]

I love blue collar comedy, here's something else you might enjoy, Unknown Hinson, it's country music with a twist youtube.com/watch?v=m6yDH1nvbL­s

[osimac0903]

Deck talk. haha

[Estelle5388]

He said "dick" at 3:41 :D

[kylekelly123]

@Estelle5388 no he doesn't

[MrsEsmeCullen1]

@Estelle5388 omg he did

[robbie4035able]

@Estelle5388 Yes he did?

[JachAnen]

@Estelle5388 Nope. Deck :)

[neilgodfreyy2k]

If u replace deck with dick it still makes sense

[supah1337B]

@neilgodfreyy2k No shit ...For real? Hey I didn't notice that! ...You know your real funny too, you should be a comedian.

[hellbound102]

@neilgodfreyy2k bonus points for being a 10 year old, finally realizing you have different parts than girls, however, i must subtract points for your childish mind thinking you have to explain it to us, because we just dont get it like you do, final score = 0 you loose

[jess401]

My dad had termites on his deck

[hellbound102]

@jess401 im glad theres no termites on my deck, i cant afford to call a professional.

[jess401]

@hellbound102 lol make sure you are using Thompson's waterseal

[Eminemboxer]

42 people have tiny decks

[mojo12111]

omg this is very funny!

[TheLitafan7]

"the wood is not as hard as it used to be" XD

[lovespancakes1]

I need a big deck..

[thi711]

I have a small deck =*(

[jsteppable]

Drew Carey should get fat again...just sayin...

[therockjr1124]

I wish I had a deck like that

[Emily9536]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­a

[luluslovebear]

I live in an apartment and my deck is long and not that wide,

[Wolffeye13]

...guess i'll join the fun. 42 people have animals on their deck

[ADbowling2000]

41 people have cushions instead of decks

[dunford93]

41 people don't have a deck

[JenDstar4ever]

no comedy video has ever made me laugh harder than this one!!!!

[MsParamore2009]

hahahahaha....

[JackPantz]

They're talking about penises.

[hellbound102]

@JackPantz bonus points for figuring that out, however i must subtract it for thinking your the only person who got it and feeling the need to explain it to us. final score = 0

[JackPantz]

@hellbound102 If you're going to be a smart ass, at least make sure that you spell everything correctly. "You're", as in "you are", not "your". It was just a joke anyway. If you can't see that, then I don't know what to say.

[YorCableGuy]

shit i may be a redneck, i accidentally tried using the same vid as a response... sorry

[Michael3078]

If you have money you dont need a big deck

[jamiekathrin666]

i dont get it

[StAind8786]

@jamiekathrin666 their talking about how big each other dicks are.

[linuxlyon76]

@jamiekathrin666

You are an idiot

[jillsweeny]

@jamiekathrin666 you're an idiot then

[jillsweeny]

@jamiekathrin666 

[shaydyknight]

wtf pause fo to the cc thing in the video bar click audio translate beta and watch it. Funnier then the comedy itself lol/

[rainmom2004]

How did they keep a straight face through it all?? They must have been laughing their asses off!!!!

[OctavianKorax]

never hose your deck off with cold water. causes the wood to shrink, eh?xD

[pjmoreau123]

love this

[rock1roll2girl]

im rofling...like literly...gasping for breath....lmao

[xKuRupTxSilencex]

39 people have small decks

[PaddyMacNasty]

Wow, they managed to make one joke 4 and half minutes long. I got the first time!

[Buubbbssx]

Haha brilliant .. never gets old (:

[stevemcgranahan]

for more blue collar comedy come by THE WORLDS STRONGEST REDNECK channel BYYYYEEE!

[BehindBlueEyes199]

3:38 bill says dick

[countrymusicfan111]

at 3 ;38 bill said dick

[kenny55000]

i like sitting on my own big deck and watching my own anus

[tingirlful]

I love how bill takes a sip everytime he's trying not to laugh

[TheBETHOVEN456]

actualy its prononuced ur-uh-nus

[mitsukuyomi]

@TheBETHOVEN456 The majority of all english speakers call it "ur-anus". no one gives a damn anyway

[Gummybear4444]

I think they were talking about penises.....

[myjacob1999]

My deck is so big u can see it from OUTER SPACE

[bluedoosh]

Sure bill slips in dick a few times by accident.

[MonkOfSkunk420]

i'm getting a new deck as we speak

[roccostick]

This bit was written by Brett Eidman

[FangsBear313]

i feel sorry for bill lol

[mantimedog]

i love my deck

[vegitoth]

it's amazing how well this skit plays in the mindset of the audience. everyone in the audience is think they talking about private parts when in reality the characters are talking about their porches. pretty clever imo

[dudez32]

@vegitoth Yes, I believe that is the whole point.

[bundy1029]

LOL euphemism much?

[xGeTZappeD]

I know this is old but for the ones that never saw it it is funny! lol

One of my dads favorites to!

[Muuzicfreek]

36 people have small decks

[dalejrnation88dude]

@Muuzicfreek AND 1,403 have Big decks

[jselliott13]

LMAO! OH my gosh I couldn't breathe after listening to this! Love it!

[albanmaster]

this shit never ever gets old! xD

[TheKnightwing1197]

lol my deck is hidden under a rainforest HAHAHAAA

[TheLiberalsSuck]

best skit ever...until Jackass Terrorist Cab Skit!

[1akginger]

'... if you spill something the dog will lick you deck clean!' freakin hilarious!

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

SEXUAL INNUENDO FTW =D 

[bawwoods]

for all my big deck friends

[rcschriver]

I couldn't get your wife off my deck all night! OMG LMFAO

[MissWWE20]

I saw this on CMT the other day lol

[peacelovehappines631]

lmaosfh

[JETZcorpMotors]

It's weird having Drew Carey here with these dudes. Looks enough like Michael Moore that I occasionally get flashes of "does not compute" going off in my head.

Nice "Republican" jab by the Libertarian Drew. :-)

[jeppesen99]

That is why I vote Republican...Nice line

[elhrairah1]

ROTF!!!!! I had forgotten about this bit! It's ashame the Blue Collar Rides No More though I understand why it's best to quit at your peak. Still, a hundred years from now will be remembered as the cultural icon they've become.

[KillaSINvincible]

LOL

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!! TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[Reservist]

Poor Bill lol

[transworld20]

"my wife couldn't stop talking about your deck!" "she was on it all night..i wanted to go to sleep she wouldn't get off it!"

[lasttruerogue]

LMFAO!!!!!!...

[TheZombiedemon95]

wait at 3:41 did bill say dick lol

[Twister412]

@TheZombiedemon95 i think so lol

[shadowcrazy911]

OMG Drew Carey XD lol

[kylelacool]

36 people have small decks



[joshflitterfan]

@kylelacool it's up to 42 now.....

[carlospelaez1]

@kylelacool updated 46 lol

[TheDeppLuvr]

@kylelacool 43 people now. What has the world come to?!

[dobiedub1]

Where's Larry and whose that guy sitting beside Jeff?

[calligal55]

HOW did they keep a straight face while doing this??!! LMAO!!

[kfsfkakf]

whose the other guy in that besides bill, drew, and Jeff

[Deadganon]

he DIDNT say dick at 3:39, he said deck but it sounds sort of like dick... but If you listen closely it actually is deck.... Its one of those times that you say one word so fast and close together that it sounds like another word.

[jdlovesmusic]

TFF.....hilarious :) lmao.......don;t forget guys, trim the bush it makes it look bigger, haha

[kirstygirll]

I may be a bit old fashioned here but I just don't like other guys touching my deck.

Well I love it!

Lmao

[kittenluver2006]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Okanagancards]

I needed a new deck, so i had Dick come and look at it. He said my deck needed work and started ripping it apart. When he was done my deck was just a hole. The next day, Dick began erecting my new deck all by himself. It was much bigger than my old deck. Dick managed to get my deck up wonderfully. He said my new deck could hold 5000 pounds. I wondered about the colour of my new deck. I never had a red deck before. Now I have the best deck around. True story of how Dick built my deck.

[michaeldavis678]

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.

[tumbler999]

Just Trim the bush around your deck, it will make it look bigger.

[michaeldavis678]

@tumbler999 LOL

[ShiranaiKeikoku16]

did you figure out what the hidden meaning is?

[5698sara1]

oh my god!!!!!!!! xDDD

[BlackFrostFire101]

Ron white has an even bigger deck.

[michaeldavis678]

@BlackFrostFire101 LOL

[jimmypage566]

lol

[amyntut]

if you trim the bush around your deck, it'll look bigger!!!!ROFLMAO!!

[weightfeather1]

@amyntut Nah, it'll make your deck itch like a sumbich!

[tresfenton]

Have you seen the size of Carl's deck?

[jasonrfivecoat]

wat the hell thats funny as shit but so wrong at the same time

[GSEagle85]

3:38- wow!

[rebelflag4ever]

Funyy as crap

[TheDougieHastings]

christ this is terrible

[comedysecrets]

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[littlemaster354]

lol this is so funny

[mbien86]

I love this - this is by far one of the best gigs on YouTube.

[RIPDADDIE469]

wow he accutly said dick ahahaaahahahahahah lol

[Xendinthian]

It's uncanny how amazingly good of an analogy this is.

[9clegalm5]

Nothin better than sittin on your big deck lookin at uranis... ROFL

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

hahahah!! this is funny!!

[MrJTMagnum23]

Bring the show back!

[Blackout5871]

bad sound quality. great jokes tho. 7/10

[txmetalcobra]

he clearly says dick at 3:39

[spankieway]

I have a deck, it is made out of cement so it is always hard. No slipping on my deck..

[ggddbbo]

at 3:39 he says dick not deck :P lol

[xXNightXxXManXx]

Wow...he did say dick. Haha

[PimpsRNeat]

loll you idiot.. its suppose to sound like dick..

[Ravengirl241]

there not talkin about decks r they? lmao lol

[bigevil1290]

Do you think this is improv or scripted? parts definitely seem improv.

[ToolSquared10]

You know what you can do? You can trim the bush around your deck and it will make it look bigger! hahahaha

[newman20072008]

i have a DICK not a DECK lol

[20000SEAN]

rolf

[kturtle714]

LMFAOOO!! xD

[doctorwintercold]

I dont have a deck ...maybe someday though....

[ZombieCharizard]

3:40 someone says dick not deck xD

[Gmancrap]

HUR HUR HUR HUR BY DECK SOME ONE CAN INTERPENETRATE THIS AS PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11

Do people really find this funny?

[cheapseats12]

Yes people do, it's called a sense of humor! You should try it sometime and stop taking shit so seriously!

[Gmancrap]

Its really really unfunny.

[cheapseats12]

They may I ask y da fuck your watching it? Don't like it, then don't watch!

[sallysragdoll]

@Gmancrap well if you've ever watched liam show, he was this teen character who uses E instead of I so her parents dont know that shes cussing. deck=dick, betch=bitch, and shet=shit. so yes it is funny. esp. when you can take this in a clean and dirty way,which i have knowing it was ment to be dirty ive listened with my mind out of the gutter and still found it funny.Its just even more funny when it is in the gutter.

[rcracerj]

im satisfied with my deck!!!! lmao

[donr1954]

This is just as good as who's on first. If you have not seen it check it out.

[TheGrandmastercash]

lol hahahaahahahahaha lol

[4evakcluver]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[KMspecial]

haha its childish but its golden material

[QuartuvLarry]

Oh God...how old is the Uranus gag?

[carlindelco]

@QuartuvLarry apparently just young enough to still be funny