Kevin Smith's Views on Twilight

[sydandtaytum]

twilight is for unintelligent fools.

[ShadowZIsGod]

Sorry Kevin, you're still a genius, but you don't get the Twilight fans very well.

[Darkenveloped]

Amen 

[DejectedPanda]

I do wonder about the 40 year old women who are into Twilight though.

[Neotrunx]

lol 0:40 lois griffin is there?

[AmericaJustin]

For the Twilight films, they need to focus on the script. Get someone to punch up that script and at least make it funny or clever.

Either that or make them shorter. Ain't no reason Twilight has to be 2+ Hours.

[thegmanofEAP]

@AmericaJustin Ain't no reason to make the last one two movies. Potter needed to put in more story, but all Twilight is is 1. I wanna be with you, Edward. 2. You cant. 3. I wanna be with you, Bella. 4. You cant, Jacob. Thats it!

[Brittonsp]

@AmericaJustin Not much you can do when it is an adaptation of a shitty series of novels.

[chorizo1337]

This is why i hate panels, buncha tool fans who wont stop going huuurrr huuuurrr after everything someone says

[LoyalNODZealot]

0:06 to 0:15... so true. =) I still love 'em though.

[jjdevil800]

Where is 0:27 and 0:28?

[iamsplatter]

so moist

[twilightmom1988]

TWILIGHT ROCKS!



[Argarna]

@twilightmom1988 loved your comment... havent laughed so hard in ages

[MugiwaraKing]

"You could feel the room get moist" LMAO

[osbmentproduce]

2:27 THAT IS GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anya893]

I confess, I liked Twilight.

But I like Buffy more. That's a crossover that must happen.

And if Kevin Smith wrote it... *BEAMS OF HOPE*

[pnut3844]

lmao that shit was hilarious

[xPLDxPunisher]

Why is there always one stupid woman on these comic-con videos screaming really obvious/really dumb things?

[herschelsucks]

43 people could not feel the room get moist.

[JordoF6]

ough mygod lol.

[cuzitsnecessary]

LMFAO. nuttymadam are you watching!

[Hunkola]

Kevin Smith is a 40-year old perv talking about 13 yr. old girls "getting moist" ---- sounds like he should be arrested for kiddie sex!

[painlessissuicide]

yes Kevin, your dialogue was better

ANYONE'S dialogue is better than that hack Smeyer

[ZombieDime]

Moist tween girls... Does life get any better? 0_o

[IcingINtheshower]

@ZombieDime Yer hand with lotion cuz that's al you get.

[CisforCock]

2:12 - so true, the same goes for south park showing what jonas brothers are all about

[nazaxprime]

Llol

[zev007]

43 people didnt get moist because they prefer jason mewes

[shadowstalker1120]

You don't need to wait 6 years for the Twihard fangirls to grow up... even if you're 600 years older than them! Thatt's what Twilight was all about: Socially acceptable statutory rape.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@shadowstalker1120 Well said

[fhdjsahfdjsha]

Feel the room get moist

[NassimHarameinVedas]

Twilight = unenlightened garbage

[TimCollinsATL]

Leave it to Kevin to find a perverse upside to Twilight.

[EricFinnerty]

@TimCollinsATL, Twilight is porn, to a 12 year girls mind that was a couple years ago singing Dora the Explorer.

[Commonwealth96]

"I'm gonna fuckin take off on this bike."

much better dialogue

[jonasgirl555]

Look at that fuckin geek

[Madorem]

this is kinda sick thinking

[Khorien]

Good news: Sales of prosthetic fangs are up 200%. Bad news: Pedos with horrible lisps makes "To catch a predator" sound technicians quit in protest.

[harliette]

I heart for Taylor♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when this twilight dies, how and what should he prosper and conquer the screen ?

[comicnut450]

@harliette He could always reprise his role as Sharkboy.

[harliette]

@comicnut450 Yeah Kevin knows what to do-

[Silverone43]

@comicnut450 WIN hahahaha

[czizzi33]

LMAO! I love his analogy in the beginning; about Spock/Chewie.

[MichaelMusic1]

kevin smith is a genius!!!!!

[scottparker2001]

LMFAO!!!!! So awesome.

[SuperDogbiter]

I don't think Kevin understands that the books are sexist and crappily written

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@SuperDogbiter Oh I think he understands it, and understands that that shit doesn't matter. Twilight sells, say what you want about it, Twilight fucking sells.

[kronakk]

You don't need to wait 6 years if you're into that.

[jonbarksdale13]

lmao

[yhcnoR]

SILENT BOB

[shepja87]

Twilight is an example of how book adaptations seem to work nowadays. Ever since LOTR/Harry Potter set the precedent that trilogies and frnachise of books make millions, any old crap can be made into a movie series, because there are people who will want to see them no matter how shit the source material is. I don't like Harry Potter, but I've seen the first three films by chance and I know if i come across the others i'll watch them.

Now we got fucking tweens thinking they're vampires, great

[deepwater909]

great..:)...go kevin!!...whoever funded twilight...needs to get killed!!!!!!!!!!

[thezugz]

2010 Kevin Smith @SDCC  /watch?v=_L2wt2lx-aQ

[MrPyro452]

whats with his stand up....hes a fat fucking asshole...he sucks.....

[Bagheadman]

@MrPyro452

Do you have asthma or something? Or... is this... just... because... you're... a retard?

[MrPyro452]

@Bagheadman suck my dick bro......he sucks you suck ..come on now....lol..

[Bagheadman]

@MrPyro452

You're still doing it. Seriously, why do you... keep... pausing... like this?

And Christ, you're damned slutty if you ask random people on the Internet for oral pleasure.

[Link281B]

@MrPyro452 Yeah, not nearly as fat as you are sitting around all day trolling Kevin Smith videos that you don't like just so you can try to get attention by giving negative comments, that's what I personally call a fat fucking asshole. PS. Get out of your moms basement maybe seeing some sunlight will raise your mood and get you some friends so you quit raging on youtube faggot. "and i and I" get that dick out of your mouth and maybe you'll be able to utter a sentence you stuttering cock sucker.

[DrewBludd]

@MrPyro452

He's got a series of DVDs "An Interview with Kevin Smith" where he essentially does stand up and Q&A. They're always funny and very very good. He can stand and tell a 20 minute story better than Bill Cosby.

[critter505]

"the room get moist" HAHAHAHAHA! I lost it! lol

[mrspepper01]

I might sound like a loser or whatever, but can someone explain to me what comic con is exactly? Much appreciated =D

[Bagelstein]

@mrspepper01 comic con(vention), just a meeting every year where people meet comic book artists, directors, writers, actors from sci-fi stuff, and girls with big tits cosplay.

[MrPyro452]

@mrspepper01 its a convention for comics graphic novels.etc.....its a bout movies that are coming out and you can see and meet famous people..like this fat fuck etc...its cool i went to one last year for my book signing....but kevin smith is an ass..hole and i and i had many food fights with him...

[mrspepper01]

@MrPyro452 thanks. What book?

[MrPyro452]

@mrspepper01 the scary one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[zeldafreak71]

hahahahaa just feel the room get moist.

[mrsnfta]

i'm going to hunt him down and kill him u kno u just made every fan of twilight hate u for the rest of there lives ur not even funny u fat azz bummmmm! u prob cant get a peck u probably got man boobs u jerk it like telling kids Santaz not real u azz such a jerk face i love twilight u hater i'm so said he said that i swear if i ever see u or meet u

[Stinkehund]

@mrsnfta

*gg* did you have a stroke while typing or what?

[TomMSTie]

@Stinkehund LMAO! XD Thank you for that.

[Thawtheant]

@mrsnfta Lol grab a dictionary first then read the twilight books then if you can't realise how shit they are well just kill yourself.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@mrsnfta You aren't a big believer in freedom of speech and diversity of opinion, are you? Everyone that feels differently than you is evil and should die, am I correct? Congratulations, you have just started every war and murder in history. You propagate hate because some guy feels differently about a series of books/films than you do, to the point of threatening physical violence on someone you've never met. EVER. Tell me, how is this rational? Feelings like this started the Holocaust.

[ElPayasoMalo]

I enjoy the Dark Tower series of books, but when my buddy tells me it sucks, I ask him why, and as long as he can give me a rational reason, I have no problem. Everyone is entitled to have an opinion. Hell, this guy you want to "hunt down" actually defended the series. The best way he can to his fans. Please, reserve your hate for those that deserve it, like rapists. They deserve it. THIS guy didn't do anything that warrants an attack.

[LemmeLieHere]

I won't diss Twilight for the romance stuff. For tween girls, it's safe romance. The males aren't pushing Bella to have sex, like real teenaged boys do.

No, when my niece and her hubby dragged me to see it, I hated it because the Edward and Bella characters are idiots. She's a stupid little twit, who keeps two guys hanging in Limbo because she can't make up her mind. And a character as old as Edward should know better than to get involved with a moody, immature little ditz like Bella.

[Sillyzombie666]

this is why kevin smith is awsome

[mwells219]

you know i think twilight is artistically lacking and not even entertaining. but then so was transformers. i think that some of these people hating on twilight are just afraid of women.

[bombardier07]

Not gonna lie, I agree with Keving Smith. You could bounce a quarter off wolfboy's pecks...

[project5121]

To anyone who likes Twilight,I'm not going to say it's bad. But if you can't figure that out for yourself,then you're retarded.Kevin Smith is awesome.And he brings up some awesome points.

[CreatedStratusSticky]

Real woman don't freak out over this Twilight BS...

Fangirls do.

[Meta1Head91]

Twilight is nothing but a tween cunt tease. If we stop devolving then we will look back on this in 20 years time and say, "That twilight was complete bullshit".

[yuyuyashasrain]

lol That was awesome!

[SolidSnake032486]

When it comes to fiction, chicks don't seem to care about anything else but romance. If Twilight had nothing but vampires in it, the majority of the audience would have been men. Why is that, there's more to life than love ladies?

[Bassbait]

@SolidSnake032486 I'd say that women respond too much to emotions and not enough to reason. I don't think Full Metal Jacket will ever gain a women fan base because that movie is a symbolic death of all things feminine and emotional. The movie slowly kills off everything women love in movies. Maybe if more films were like FMJ then Twilight wouldn't exist.

[TheArtesLiberales]

@Bassbait

FMJ? One of my favourites movies ever, especially the training part . Yet I enjoyed Twilight - now try to get your head around it. Maybe you should stick to your own gender if you can't stand all things feminine and emotional.

[Bassbait]

@TheArtesLiberales I'm not saying anything bad about feminine movies, I'm just saying that the reason why there is a demand for twilight is because there is emotional involvement such as romance. I'm saying that if more movies were similar to Kubrick's style of movie making then there wouldn't be any cheesy movies like Twilight, I'm not saying Twilight is bad, I'm just saying that it's too generic.

[SolidSnake032486]

I can't stand people that make fun of people that dress up. If I saw someone walking down the street in a Hans Solo costume I would think it was strange but I wouldn't make fun of them, especially if they were on their way to a media convention.

[K155fan]

@lesterfritz974 fgs STOKP FREAKING SAPAMMING YOU NOOB!

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Most hilarious thing about Twilight is that it's A-OK for grown women to lust after hard bodied 16/17 year olds, but let a grown man do the same some buxom 16 year old girl, and you string him up by the balls while a Mexican beats him with a very large bag of oranges.

[Mcrlover2death]

@SoulfulBrutha5805 was with you until you made it racially insensitive

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

@Mcrlover2death

Yyyyeah. Not sure why that made it in. Maybe I was trying to be funny or something.

[KanameTousen]

5 more years until those now 13 year old girls are 18

[666Apocalypse999]

@KanameTousen by then theyll all be fat and ugly still waiting for some vampire to come and get them.

[KanameTousen]

@666Apocalypse999

maybe maybe not,, unless you got a time machine you don't know, and even then the future can change

[666Apocalypse999]

@KanameTousen oh but i do have a time machine...

anyways... theyll probably end up like that cause of self esteem issues or just being so picky about what they want a guy to look like.

[KanameTousen]

@666Apocalypse999 again the future can change.

Most twilight fan girls under 150 pounds don't really seem like they'd have any, and bitches will sooner or later figure out "HEY THE PRINCE AIN"T COMING"

[jeffmagic32]

there are no vampires in real life.  When the sun goes down, you are still a nerd.

[baggytights1991]

i would love to watch twilight with kevin smith do a dubbing of twilight

[ryharrington]

check out the Kevin Smith Brocast commercial on Youtube

[daBOODA]

What's a twilight?

[Detth2you]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[manoljo]

only a woman who has men issues would made a faggoty moist film like Twilight. What fucking vampire would endure having blue balls all those centuries....an ENTIRE fucking movie where he can't even get to first base with this depressing girl!!

[allydogreat]

I'm a twilight fan... but man, I'm a HUGE Kevin Smith fan! LMAO! Funny as Hell!!! LOL!

[adrianeaglrck]

so long as he can fit in the seat he qualifies for admission

[LightYearsFromHere]

This is what Kevin should do. Make funny whitisms on stage. He's marvelous at that and crap at writing movies.

[bawston08]

guys seriously- i need kevin smiths email. if ANYONE has it. PLEASE message me it

[ElPayasoMalo]

@bawston08 Call his store in L.A. He mans the counter every once in a while.

[PhobicOne]

:39 to :44

MC CHRIS?!

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

And Kevin Smith just keeps being awesome.

[Palegoat]

Fuck Twilight.

[scruffziller]

I have been offending young ladies everywhere with my heckling of this junk. I was asking the ladies if the movie theatre had a kiosk where they sold extra panties for them.....just in case. I used to have 250 facebook friends...its only 87 now. :D

[scruffziller]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Kevin Smith....great minds think alike... Ive been saying that (2:11 ) ever since thta crap came out.

[shortbuspride08]

LOL! it's hard to hate anything when Kevin Smith gives his point of view on it.

[godalful]

kevin smith should have redone twilight. would be epic funny

[besayewich]

@godalful if it was directed by him i would watch that!

[Roozer92]

@besayewich ye twilight needs silent bob

[manoljo]

@besayewich if it was directed by Kevin, you can be damn sure it's not going to be some moist condecending bullshit like what that woman wrote.

[TomMSTie]

Oh my god, there's finally an upside to twilight!!!

I just need to wait 6 years and buy some glitter.

[0AhmadMetallic0]

@TomMSTie I dont get it.. care to explain ?

[TomMSTie]

@0AhmadMetallic0 When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, daddy comes home drunk form a hockey game...Oh. Wrong explanation.

In 6 years, the 12yo who love twilight will be legal. The glitter is to simulate sparkling.

[icarus313]

@TomMSTie

lol

Glitter: it's a small price to pay...

[slitor]

@TomMSTie PFT!!! Fuck the waiting...

[TomMSTie]

@slitor Oh Uncle Paul!

[ElPayasoMalo]

@TomMSTie "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA!" *sparkle sparkle*

[TomMSTie]

@ElPayasoMalo Dr. Evil: "...r-r-right."

[soulmman]

@TomMSTie LOL!!

[TomMSTie]

@soulmman Thank you, thank you.

[jeffsenigma]

@TomMSTie LOFL!!!! glitter. thats great.

[TomMSTie]

@jeffsenigma Thank you, thank you.

[MarkBade]

He used to be the man.....:(

[GrumbleGrumbles]

@MarkBade Is he not the man now, because he's not 'indy'?

[MarkBade]

Yes and not in any hipster way...His large budgets have completely softened his cutting humor and charming realness...Smug is the word that comes to mind when I think of Jersey Girl and Cop Out....I think the guy is brilliant, but I can't believe the latter work belongs to the same guy who filmed Chasing Amy etc :)

[iheartchibiusa]

@GrumbleGrumbles whatever *rolls eyes*

[mo389]

@MarkBade

have you been listening to his podcast SModcast lately?...he still is the man

[MarkBade]

@mo389 I haven't...perhaps I should...I'd like to hear Kevin Smith removed and raw and away from the money pit again....He definitely has integrity....don't get me wrong...And I love a lot of big budget flicks.....

[acidspittingdemon]

HAHAHA, kevin smith is soo funny

[snoookie456]

I just love Kevin Smith... With his movies he grabs all sorts of wordlwide popular communities, opinions and ideas and throws them in the grinder in a funny and undisputable way. And he bashes the fuck out of twilight here... Yet this clip would've probably been funnier to me if I watched twilight. But by listening to him I know I shouldn't regret skippin XD

[open0Fire]

@snoookie456 he cant even speak english properly.he says "and shit" after EVERY sentence.

[snoookie456]

@open0Fire oookaaaay . . .

[doubleohnine]

twilight is the END of vampire movies for the rest of time.......unless the b*tch that wrote those movies officially makes a worldwide statement that it was all a fucking joke and every tween on the planet is now legally retarded for likign those movies

[CortneyMinusYou]

As for twilight, I will quote a very intelligent youtuber:

"STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ONSCREEN!"

[Bezowski]

Look at him sweating and he's only talking. This fatty will be lucky to make 50.

[BanterDTD]

Ever stand on a stage with stage lighting? Those things give off a shit ton of heat.

[squamfish]

haha check my video: watch?v=16VQO3dp-i4

[swiv2d]

lol at room getting moist, I think that's the estrogen

[imnevermakingavideo]

you are a complete idiot

[swiv2d]

@imnevermakingavideo and your a Twilight fan

enough said

[imnevermakingavideo]

@swiv2d actually I hate twilight. I don't know why you would assume that

[swiv2d]

ok..your a twilight fan in denial

[imnevermakingavideo]

and you have no idea how moronic you are. I know dogs with higher IQ's than you

[swiv2d]

That's no way to talk about your ffamily

[imnevermakingavideo]

@swiv2d its terrifiying to try to comprehend your stupidity. Please don't have children. For the greater good

[swiv2d]

Thanks because I was actually planning to have some for the greater evil..Also sorry to break this to you now but...I am your father

[kilibot]

@swiv2d you're a smart guy, pal

[swiv2d]

@kilibot Thank you you too

[MalcolmXtra]

Can we have some freedom of speech.... Stop removing comments!!

[ehcmier]

Say something of value with your freedom, rather than abusing the hard-earned privilege.

[Unbeginner]

Yeah, Twilight is basically a hot fantasy porn.

[darkservantofheaven]

calling it hot fantasy porn is such an insult....to porn...Id rather watch a softcore porno on HBO late night, then to watch that boring peice of sparkling shit

[MlleRoxie85]

haha, the shirt scene is my favourite too, it is so ridiculous! i saw the movie with a friend in a cinema in france and the room definitely didn´t get moist, virtually everyone giggled because the scene was just so stupid and overdone.

[MetalliTooL]

Sadly, Twilight is probably better than Cop Out.

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

A homeless person taking a shit has more artistic value than Twilight. At least Cop Out isn't pretending to be something it's not. Solely an homage to 80's buddy cop movies.

[MetalliTooL]

Yeah, but the difference is that no one (except 12 year old girls and morons) has high expectations of Twilight and Disaster Movies.

[fashnek]

@MetalliTooL Not his fault. A bad script can't be turned into gold.

[b0redavid]

Twilight sucksssssss

[dgarcia626]

hahahaha feel the room get moist! hahahaha

[Jakmehauf]

LMAO im still laughing at that shit.

[cardshark117]

i cant wait till the makers of "Scary Movie" do something with Twilight.

[MyPersonalVendetta]

The Twilight series broke all the rules for vampires and made up its own. Vampires can walk around in sunlight now? And they became metrosexual, borderline homosexual.

[nanophreak]

@MyPersonalVendetta

The first part yes, second part there were really no rules about it in the first place.

[darkservantofheaven]

we already had vampires who can do some of that(minus the metro-thing) Dracula is so old and powerful he can walk into the sun with out burning, as can Lestat...err...well he tried, but it burned so much that it hurt like hell, but it made him look remotely more human(he got a surfer's tan lol) and then there's Blade the Daywalker...If I was a vampire I wouldnt fuck with those three

[chadster37]

Twilight sucks! Kevin Smith is the shit!