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  • Paintball Domingo?

  • i play with noobs so they are unpredictable thumbs up if its the same for you

  • what channel are pro games on

  • vamu Brasil !

  • this guy must have a lot of trust in his snake side players to move up that far. if some of the snake players get shot then your fucked if your mid field cause it allows the opposing team to move up the snake and then they have a clear shot on D3.

  • @IDxcaL

    yea but if theres 2 people on dorito side one at back and he goes mid and your snake gets shot out your back keeps the other teams back in his bunker well u get pressure on the snake if ur shooting a rope over the snake and your back keeps the other teams back in , then ur home moves up into snake and takes snake out and u get back onto there back right and home

    A bit confusing,but its all about team work if ur team as plan A plan B and plan C before the tourny u have the upper hand

  • is he Egyptian? i have a Egyptian sub in my school who sounds a lot like this guy.. i think it is a pretty cool accent

  • i fucking LOVEEEE piantball dude

  • Hater brand....... applies in soooo many ways here

  • rage against the machine:)

  • ahh im reloading!!! :)))

  • hahahah when he said so let's go it reminded me of You Don't mess with the Zohan :D

  • ?????? D2 is an aztec D3 is some square thing :P confusing field good vid though

  • Right Right right right right right .

  • holy shit no lane blockers, no spike or x??? thats a hard field to play off the break

  • badass accent is that Brazilian?

  • I was buzzing over the Rage Against The Machine at the start :D

  • God dude, you could get laned like crazy off the break on that field. But if your in 30 aztec, then the snake can move up and get you out of the aztec. Right?

  • God dude, you could get laned like crazy off the break on that field.

  • Turn on captions

  • nice vid

  • that field looked really narrow

  • nice video!

  • This guys sick! and mike your really fucking helpful man

  • lol he is awesome cuz of his accent

  • hahah i love his accent "he gonna run to this side"

  • "They put his gun down 'AHHHH I'm reloading!' " :D :D

    so funny how he explains it xD

  • 6:46 uhh i'm reloading ! haha

  • love da way he talks

  • hist strategy is nice.

  • sou brasileiro e a maioria de nos consideramos você como o melhor do mundo.

    Sou seu fã :D

  • you mean rise agianst?

  • nice! a brazilian pro paintball player!

    oliver lang plays a lot to!!

    here in brazil we are fast e stronge for nature...(of course we have exceptions).

    and have hot girls to!

    hahahahahaha

  • wank it more mate

  • we gonna like be in da dorito, n den we gonna like get dat guy over dere. den like, we gonna put pressure on de next guy. den we gonna win.

  • Lol

  • i like doritos...... they taste really good

    but i do like playing doriro in paintball

  • I love doritos... Especially the cool ranch kind

  • lol

  • lol yea me too

  • lol thats funny

  • @ocprerunner sweet chili heat

  • @ocprerunner nahhh the sweet chili is the best!!!!!!!

  • seria bom se ele explicasse em português!

  • I like when he said "Duh I'm reloading" XD

  • Hahaha...lol....mad respect dont want to dis his accent but....2:15 it sounds like your gonna put you PP inside!

    lol

  • i dont think wrapping works on xball (back right) but on that field it is a key to success. wish my field had i nice feild like that

  • when he was filmin this i was like right behind him nice guy

  • lol nice accent "right"?

  • what the fuck is dorito.

  • you have never played paintball

  • stfu

    cause the kid doesnt know what it is, so you were born knowing what the dorito on a paintball field is, right?

  • the triangle one.

  • that fucking bunker that looks like a dorito!XD

  • its kind of obvious which bunker the dorito is...

    i didnt know at birth but i did when i played my first time...

  • Sorry wasnt funny at all

  • not at all, im a dorito player and im 6'0" at 185 pounds, not funny

  • good comment mate.

  • its not really a foot trick its just sense :)

  • i really like the foot trick :)

  • rage against the machine FTMFW.

  • Xalo eh Brasileiro =D

  • yep

  • This was actually a pretty helpful video. I started playing mid but ended up playing back once I joined a team. I was going for kills and not giving the support mentioned by Xalo, which is crucial. Xalo has some great tips in this vid, especially for its brevity. Thnks for the tutorial

  • thancks this video helped me a lot

  • i learnd alot from this thank you

  • sounds like shal omeida but hes so cool!

  • Xalo is Brazilian, ele gosta de caca do cavalo

  • lol good vid. funny guy

  • VERRRRRRRRRY NIIIIIIICE!!!! he sounds a like a Borat.

    lololol

    great video

    great tips

    keep em coming

  • lol, that's some funny shit rmancrazy. See, ya never know!

    Good vid, doritos FTW!

    Mike always has the best music in his vids, big props for the Rage, Mike!

  • i met this guy and he said he played for ironmen but i didnt believe him and now i feel retarded, but he's cool he got our shop a jersey signed by all of ironmen xD

  • ha thats really funny but cool that u met him

  • lol

  • 5 stars. As only a casual player, gun reviews, expensive products etc are nice to see but these videos are the only ones that really apply. keep 'em coming mike!

  • why didnt they even play this field?!

    (on moday)

  • im brazilian also and this guy is sick n ow i really want to play speedball on the dorito

  • this guys sickkk

  • fucking dicks that are here....some us dont have the same opportunities as you have...

  • wat a baller

  • hahahahaha, my friend and i were in the backround waiting to meat mike there!

  • hahaha I remember!!! whats up bro!!!!!!!!!1

  • hha nothing much.....allll my events got erased on my camera, i dont know how, no one picked up my camera, it was in my room, and when i went to get it, they were all gone, but i had fun anyways, how are you?

  • i met him at cup hes soo PIMP

  • He is easier to understand than Mikko Huttunen.

  • maybe he's from another fucking country? I wonder how you would sound talking to people in brazil. Stop being so ignorant, learn to have a little fucking tolerance

  • The man speaks the truth. Xalo knows three languages. How many do you know you ignorant twat? Get an education and perhaps you should tell your father to take abroad sometime. It might do you some good and give you a better world perspective

  • I know 4 and maybe 5 but the fifth not that good :p

  • be grateful you fucking dick

  • @mnxballa fuck you man people from brazil are awsome. also ther food tastes awsome. WOOOOOO.you ignorant bastard.

  • haha

    i thought his name was pronounced

    halo almeida

    lol

    im a noob

  • haha nice video mike

  • GREAT music once again! Awesome video. Alot of my questions answered.  Thanks again Mike.

  • mmmmmm pussy my fav  great tips

  • very simple, effective tips. good vid mike.

  • xalo = sick. Plus he's Brazil's best pb player, which makes him that much better in my eyes lol.

  • being brazilian doesn't mean anything.... other than he's seen more pussy than playtex, and has his pick of hundreds of thousands of absolutely gorgeous brazilian women, who are promiscuous to the nth degree, in a country where hot girls outnumber the men like 4 to 1....

    what the hell am I doing in florida? TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! PLEASE XALO!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!

  • uh-oh mike, better hope jen doesnt find out about this!

  • I hid her laptop :-)

  • whose laptop mike! ;-)

  • uh...

    read two comments up dood

    lol

  • up...ummm u mean down?? right lmao

  • oh..

    haha

    i clicked on view all comments then i looked at it

    so this way is down

    that way is up

    lol

  • "pussy" is not a cow with no panties!

    if them cows had panties on you wouldn`t have seen one in your life.

  • lolololol

    come on mike, there are the slutty ones but it's not all of them.

    actually the really MOST gorgeous girls here tend to be religious and stuff, like my girlfriend ;D

  • Considering paintball and brazilian jiu jitsu are like my two favorite sports/hobbies and Xalo is a pro at both, he is my new idol.

    ~G

  • good vid!

  • fifth acording to counter

  • I wonder how good he is at the mini-dorito. Mike knows what I am talking about. lol

  • I own in the micro-dorito

    like an elephant hiding behind a basketball

  • You know I think I wanna buy one and put one in my living room and practice a little bit.

  • lol ima use that for now on

  • Thats some great tips, it will be helpfull for me!

  • THIRD

  • Third

  • Second !

  • first

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