Twilight Jokes And Connfessions

[Schylerljones]

@HimenoSuna ditto

[smackurface1999]

Sorry but I read ALL of the Twilight Sagas in under 24 hours and I still don't get Twilight confession #10. Please explain.

[HimenoSuna]

Twilight ten commandments- thou shall not love Edward and Jacob equally. Well, how bout if I hate them equally? Lol

[roxter21683]

Thumbs up if you searched this after 1:13 XDD

[pichiny329]

harry potters a lot better thank twilight but this was still funny

[alice27891]

Harry Potter > Twilight

[Gineapiggylover]

Could i put the whole discription in my about me I swear ill give you credit!

[ronin6401]

i've seen amateur porn that was better written than shit-light

[horsemad1998]

i read breaking dawn in 1 hour im not faking

[Phsycosister14]

@ 2:06...I finished the whole saga in under 24 hours. (That's what happens when I loan out my DVD player and my Buffy seasons.)

[rcw1997twiheart]

Lol 1:38 I started clapping

[MjandDitto]

lol i love the commandments at 3:12

[Wildlikewind99]

jacob i have choose what i can i love wolfs i love hot boys and thats jacob :P so team jacob <3

[Mominaodiji]

@2012zoey12 why else would we dislike it :P

[mrsjcullen13]

we have the same disorder ocd & oecd. ive been diagnosed with it since the books came out.

[2012zoey12]

17 people are not twilight lovers

[AlexRElmo]

Emmett Cullen: Awesomer than you since 1935. Is what it should have been. :D

[mockingjay17]

1:23 totally me.I have an Edward Cullen backpack,jacket,bookmark,poste­r....

[LittleCullen97]

i love this song, bring me to life is fantastic, 1:14 hahahaha, sincerely i tried to find "the hottest vampire in the world", the picture seemed so real! (i know, i'm crazy) where did you find it??? i have a question for you... do you like Damon Salvatore, he is also hot, not???

[HAPPYbunny58673]

i hate edward

[FrankIeroiscute]

I wish I was still young enothe to join the Cullens :(

[Legendofzelda3]

2:04 No lie, I actually did! :D Fabulous book.

[cookiedoughsFEPIC]

i want to see that movie about the wedding crashers! That would kick butt

[ShadowSwan1981]

ten commandments of twilight= LOL

[TeamEdward5282]

lolz. i cracked up at:

Dear Jacob,

I win!

-Edward and at the google one

[dramaqueen7198]

Vampires are my life.

[romeosqueene11]

love twilight with every fiber in my body

[MsCutie647]

EDWARD IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[max17937]

@MsCutie647 what the fuck is rong with you

[MsCutie647]

@max17937 nothing whats rong with u

[twiightluva]

i loved the google one. I went to go see if it was real (i know, i know, stupid of me rite??? lol) and, of course, it wasnt. But it did come up with "Edward Cullen. Hottest vampire in the world. Pictures here" and etc... and i also laughed at most of them.

[ThePingShowJL]

I DO have OCD xD

[feetonfire1]

You seriously need a life....

Dear bella,

Cry me a river , build a bridge do us all a favour and jump off of it!!!!!

[Volleyballstar1316]

those were GREAT! can't wait to tell my friends about the Google one!! lolz good job

[blehmleh777]

if bella had her period the cullens would know :-p

[TheDiaryqueen]

1: 50

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Great! The weddingcrasher!

I like!

[1Alice4Jazz1]

i am adicted 2 days after my b-day breaking dawn will be out in cinema cnt wait read all boooks at least 5 times lookin foward to midnight sun whoooop whoooooop

[JessicaTheWolf1]

1:17 THAT IS SO RIGHT GOOGLW IS SMAAAAAAAAAART

omg YAYAH

[kiraiscool773]

2:02 thats a lie. theres only 699 pages of breakin dawn

700 if you count the 'the end'

702 if you count the vampire index

[kiraiscool773]

OH YEAH! Twilight And Evanescence Together! How much better can life get?

[EllisJamesk]

I just finished watching Twilight Eclipse and i love it Thx to MyTwilightEclipse(.)info I could see it earlier

[twiightluva]

@EllisJamesk how did u watch eclipse??? its not even out yet!!!

[TheBatmanjokerfan]

@EllisJamesk HOW DID YOU WATCH ECLIPSE?!IT JUST CAME OUT!AND SUCKED BAD BY THE WAY!!

[beanie1292]

Hey like the video but just to let you know like Pirandia1997 said it's evanescence with bring me to life rather than black eyed peas with don't phunk with my heart

[garay1989]

OMG this is the best video lol...i keep watching it over and over...LOVE IT!!!

[CassidyTDavis]

The Twilight Movie was remarkable ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now . COMx (remove the x)

[EdithOTaylor]

The Twilight Movie was remarkable ! You can watch it here twilight - now . c o m

[RosannaYMiller]

New Moon is astonishing ! You can watch it here twilight-now /./ com

[XxXmarielle]

LMFAO , 10 commandments

[TheChillyCucumber]

hahaha *snort* awesome. lol i feel like a nerd knowing this stuff but it FREAKIN ROCKS!!!!

[fmaandbleachgirl96]

sorry if ur offended i just really dont like twilight!!! ;)

[fmaandbleachgirl96]

caitybug0311 u suck and any1 who says twilight is better then harry potter needs to get a life.... btw edward is a stalker robert pattinson is the uglist person i have ever seen bella is a a stupid person and kristen stewert reads her lines like a damn fish!!!!!!

in fact a fish could read lines better!!!!!!

[cupkake1023]

u mite have OCED bbut I have OJBD

[cupkake1023]

JACOB is the new ROMEO

[barnbums123]

oh yeah

[fmaandbleachgirl96]

wth this is really stupid i thought it was gunna make fun of twilight.....harry potter rules sukkkas avakedava !!!!!!

[caitybug0311]

harry potter SUCKS!!!!

[misstwihard100]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!

[hard2messwith]

lol

[kawaiiEiCHan]

lol ! love it especially the 'hottest part' :)))

[barnbums123]

sorry but i have OJBD Obsesive Jacob Black Disorder

[WerewolfGrl1]

thnx. somebody who has wat i do!!!! lol

[barnbums123]

yeah me and all my crazy upsesses friends (including me) lol

[Joesyyy]

"Every car I know I learned from Stephenie Meyer" That´s so true xD

[GuineaPigsRule123]

Thou shall kill humans (if hungry)

[Pirandia1997]

The song is Bring Me To Life AND IT'S BY EVANESCENCE!!!! NOT THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

[sallyflamer]

EDWARD MAN! JACOB SUCKS..

[twilightjacobblack1]

What about Taylor or "Jacob"? At least he actually has a good 8 pack that's real

[KDay5161]

lol 1:18

[haltestelle9]

*hottesdt vampire in the world.

did you mean: Edward cullen? xD lol

[gossipgirl019]

this is awesome 1:14 is hilarious

[ofelia168]

Team Edward!

[cupkake1023]

i hav read breaking dawn in under 24 hours and im tryin to do it again today!

[trenthall2000]

not really hard to do hun

[fuhnahable]

Team Edward. because he's edward, dang it!!

[vanessa81805]

team edward (L)

[x23taytay]

Jacob is the absolute best in the world no 1 will Eva be hotter than Taylor Lautner

[penguinsrock17]

Jacob is a sexy beast, literally. =)

[learntodrivenow]

volturi lol how r u gonna threaten us with someone or something we dont even know or know about lol thats retarded and not thought thur

[tinkerbell0189]

i love Jacob!! he is awsome!!!! and don't call him mean he is so cool and nice

[holyorderoftruth]

Those books are films are some of worst pieces of entertainment I have ever come across.

As for the jokes, they are equally as lame. the only one I laughed at was the google one.

[midnightreapers]

lol....thou shall not covet edward... and thou shall not covet edward's volvo or any of the cullen cars...lmfao nice

[nessieprotectionINC]

here is a joke

thanks stephenie i will never find a guy

[bunniboobabe]

soooooooooooooooooooooo boring

[memomo96]

I would kill for like ten of those on a t-shirt. I have broken four of the ten comandments!

[CoolSarah8D]

IM SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT!!! my favorite is Japer and Alice (acctully got the same hair as her) i don't like Jacob he's so mean to Bella in new moon and he's always trying to take her from Edward NOT NICE!!!

[GSR4ever717]

he's just mean cuz he doesn't want to hurt her but he needs to back away from Cullen's girl! lol

[clasira]

I am an addict as well as you

[SoccerChicky78]

no esme is 3 years older. i read the books

[perliviole22]

someone is pretty obsessed......lol....i used 2 be obsessed, but not w/ twilight, w/ robert pattinson, i'm movin on now LOL

[SoccerChicky78]

i love it! but isn't esme older that carlisle?

[Floweringarlic]

GO JACOB!!!!!!!!! Even though I know he loses I still want him 2 win.

[devilchick2098]

lol love this vid. PLZ ADD ME AS A FRIEND we are lilke twins.haha.

ok well i broke twilight commandmnts(u will hate me for this) espeasialy #6!

o and u forgot jacobs reply to the I WIN thing from edward its...

Bloodsucker, S'okay, i get your daughter.  ~Jacob

[destinyjadeleaf]

2:04 for me is actually true

no lie

ask my bffs

if you know

me

or

them

-TWILIGHTADDICT :)

[devilchick2098]

right?!

[irishfanpire]

Uh Oh..... I've broken most of the Twilight Commandments!! =[

I love this tho!! Oh and in the desc u said u talk about twilight all the time? My friends who have never seen the movie or read the books know everything there is to know about it because of me talking about it!! I <3 TWILIGHT!!!

[devilchick2098]

me too

[yoshi18606]

if edward meets van helsing he'll shit sparkles

[lovinme1756188]

i luv it!!

[TwilightLover854]

TEAM EDWARD 4 LIFE <3<3<3

[ponyjumps]

lol thats so funny team jacob for ever

[wolfgirl4lyf]

haha im team jacob. lol i laughed at the 'hottest vampire in the world' thing when underneath it it said 'did you mean edward cullen?' lmao.

[cavetalker]

HA, the hottest Vampire in the world. did you mean Edward Cullen LOL

[dragonsong94]

TOtaly Esme Ha ha im sweeter then you lol. and its sad but true stephanie taught me ever car i know. love the googke one

[strawberryicemint]

yesh i am ^ ^  O

[BetterLateThanNever1]

its rubbish i hAate him and hes so ugly with his elvis presley hair!

[00Vampire00Baseball0]

right now, im waching this, and its like...3 o'clock in the morning, and i laughed so hard at, "the hottest vampire in the world. did you mean edward cullen?" that my mom woke and and told me to shut up and go to sleep. so funny! :)

[MissSmartyPants2]

I finished the first two books in a day and the second two injust under 48 hours :D i love them ♥

[MissSmartyPants2]

Team Jasper ♥

[Padme19]

Dear Jacob, i win. Sincerely, Edward :-}} love it!!!!

[Padme19]

hottest vampire in the world....did you mean Edward Cullen? So hilarious, amusing and funny!!!! love you're vid, its awesome!!

[strawberryicemint]

Ha i love this bc i am a vampire :]

[crazytwilightluver03]

how did u get that google thing up for "hottest vampire in the world"?

[GuitarAngelRocks]

OMG! That you guys/girls/humans/things 4 the many reveiws! There are cool designs in the info. box so u can use them on ur channel!

[christinepattinson]

i finished breaking dawn in less than 24 hours!!!!!

[tstarpink]

me too!!! X)

[sbmileypenguin761]

i lov those

[bella9924]

lmao!!!!! THIS ROX!!!

[KevinJ4ever]

haha this is hilarious! made my day haha :)

[misslollypop100]

H AHA HA HA H HA! lpol! gr8 but the last 2 r hard 2 read ! x

[TheDeliGirls09]

♥_♥ EDWARD

[shinyangel100]

the one at 0:50 its true and i like the one at 1:44

[shiiike1994]

here's another connfession or what ever you want to call it.

Jasper Hale; put some south in your mouth.

[wzish]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! But twilight is everything.

[genyanniz]

2:25 is so true to me

[GuitarAngelRocks]

i always look @ the comments so don't think i don't care! Cause' i do!!!

[nickjrocks14]

I know what you mean though he was an ass in Eclipse but Breaking Dawn not as much

[nickjrocks14]

right and I am Mrs.BLACK/LAUTNER

[TheMrstwilighter]

youve got the wrong song its bring me to life by evenesesence

[nickjrocks14]

I know what you mean I like Edward more but I get why jacobe is that way don't you he wants Bella but the Edward comes along and takes Bella from him wouldn't you be pissed off to but in real life Robert and Taylor I am a fan of both

[meandedwardrluvers]

LUVD IT!!!!

[wentoomeef]

1:18 made me laugh for weeks!

[PineapplePickleJuice]

lol at the google search. XD

so true, though

[twilightwanabe]

a...let's make this easy, HELL YEAH EDWARD CULLEN IS THE HOTTEST THING ON OR OFF THIS PLANET!!!!!! <3 team swizerland ALL THE WAY (only b/c Jake was there for her when Edward couln't be.)

 ~Alice Cullen <3 to all! =D

[EdwardLovesBella5906]

:D :D :D YES!! HE IS!!! Oh YEAH!! Edward is the HOTTEST THING ON OR OFF THIS PLANET!!!!!!

[Smartiesvreter]

what the f. is with that team switzerland thing?!

SOMEONE?!

[twilightwanabe]

bella is team switzerland, it meens you take neutral ground your not team edward your not team jake.

[Smartiesvreter]

o thanks =]

[nickjrocks14]

I am team switzerland R U

[twilightwanabe]

Heck Yes!!! Jake and Edward are hot and suportive

[nickjrocks14]

I know YAY team Switzerland all the way

[TwilightFanatic185]

Hell Yeah!♥♥♥

Finally some other ppl like me

Go team Switzerland!

Our phrase to those who just don't understand:

"We refuse to be affected be territorial disputes between mythical creature."

And Emmett is my fav always has been always will be.

Sabrina Schmidt: Loving Emmett Cullen since 2006! ♥♥♥

[SethandEmmett]

GOD!!! YOU SUCK!!!! (Ha ha Kellan line) I WANT EMMETT!!!! and i guess im team Switzerland (lol twilight quote btw) because Seth likes Jacob and Edward. (Even tho i'll always love Edward more... well Cullens. Not really Edward cuz i love Emmett) So you've got some competition. Ill just call jacob to take care of the blonde one... (lol)

[vampchic97]

most people go 4 the vamp but im team switz babay.........lol i luv them all.

[edwardbella1996]

im team edward ALL THE WAY!!! and yeah im in love with edward!!! so...YEAH EDWARD IS THE HOTTEST THING ON AND OFF EARTH!!!"heart"

[kds10498]

lol at 1:13 and by the way, google was right!!!!!!!!! =Dthis is lolz 4eva

[JMacRockstar101887]

It's wierd.I search it and 3,000,000 search results came up and most of them were Edward

[thelamb94]

LOL at 1:13!!

[WendelaochPepsi]

add Jacob's respond the edward wedding invitation (1:44)

"I know, but it doesn't matter cuz i'm screwing your daughter"

[edwardbella1996]

HAHA FUNNY!!!

[sarahtres]

that was NOT Dont Phunk With My Heart...omg

its Wake Me Up Inside by Evenesence

[EdwardLovesBella5906]

not actually is Bring me back to life.... not wake me up... xD

[BackToMinasTirith]

1:18 lolXD

[rayrayangel11]

im on new moon oh ya!!!

[edwardbella1996]

IM FINSH

[pinkpenguin1000]

that is my fave vid ever!!!

i am so obsessed with twilight! i hav read them all at least 3 times and i am still re-reading them! i luv u edward cullen

[jhkh131]

i cant read it on 3:34

[ilovered333]

my fave was the twilight ten commandments!

[megaroni258]

at 1:24 they totally copied me. I made that up!!

[GuitarAngelRocks]

:D haha

[GuitarAngelRocks]

lolz i love edward more than jacob but, i still think that Jacob is awesome!

[krazygirl901]

i love it it rocks.. I am on eclipse.. I heard she punches Jacob..

[GuitarAngelRocks]

yea bella does, its pretty funny

[EmmaSpike99]

Liked it but couldn't read the 10 twilight commandments

[GuitarAngelRocks]

Twilight 10 Commandments

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.

Remember to keep release dates calendered.

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.

You shall not kill humans.

[GuitarAngelRocks]

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.

You shall not covet Edward.

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

[EmmaSpike99]

Thanks.

[21ReDRuM12]

GAG!!! good job though

xD

[GuitarAngelRocks]

thank u

[AnnieCullenxx]

I'M OBSESSED-ER

i bet you dont have a edward pillow case lol

[TwilightMadness19]

do you??? WOW where didja get it?

[GuitarAngelRocks]

lolz i do actually lolz