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  • My favorite line is always gonna b. "Duke did u hear that. I just farted. Yeah thats what it smells like. Slim fast"

  • Ahhh, the gold old days when a FUCKING manager was allowed to be a FUCKING manager!

  • bleed dodger blue....tha chief of DA BIG BLUE WREAKING CREW....dodger fans luv ya tommy...

  • You go Tommy!!!!!

  • he is a legend.

    Greetings from Italy.

  • God bless Tommy Lasorda. I hate the Dodgers, but I love Tommy!

  • Tommy Lasorda - 1977 World Series

    isnt there video of this?

  • where is the other one during the game? "I am the manager of the ..." HEY THIS COMES FROM "CELEBRITIES AT THEIR WORST" CD SERIES WHICH I HELPED MAKE VOLUME THREE!!!

  • @clintonplaza LIGHTEN UP MAN!you mad bro?

  • I'm not sure I follow you. Are you saying his son had to go through hell cause Tommy didn't approve of his sexuality? Do you feel his overuse of four-letter words is a direct contradiction of the faith & values he purports to practice? I don't agree. While swearing like a sailor is nothing to be proud of it in no way means that a religious man is a hypocrite. It's part of the baseball environment. Whether that's good or bad is another question. I think you need to lighten up.

  • @dzanier OK I'll "lighten up" right after you finish eating a nice pile of shit!

  • CLASSIC!!!!

  • Ron Washington's got nothing on Tommy Lasorda!

  • NO IM SERIOUS.GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.!!! CLASSIC PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

  • "I don't mean to get pissed off or anything..."

    Re the Kingman question, can we admit that Lasorda was a bully?

  • To an extent yes, but I guess he felt the question was absurd (it was). When a hitter hits 3 homers in a game (one of which tied the game with 2 out in the 9th, the other which won the game) how can there be any debate as to it being a GREAT performance. Did the writer think he could get something out of Tommy as far as praise for Kingman that wasn't already glaringly apparent & incontrovertible? Did he just want Tommy to say, "It was a great". What's the point? It's not a matter of opinion.

  • @dzanier Understood. I would have been upset also. On the other hand, expecting intelligence from a reporter is like expecting water in the Sahara.

  • good point.

  • My favorite part : Tommy's "BAVACQUA" LOL !!

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  • ..LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER!!

  • He couldn't hit water if he fell outta'va fucking boat.

  • Somebody needs to put a fuck counter up. I don't have the patience to count them all.

  • @MCMCsimulation My "fuck" count for the whole video was 75, not sure if that's right.

  • "Get the fuck outta here Joe"

    "Nah, Im serious"

    "im serious too, get the fuck outta here"

    my favorite line.

  • He's really channeling Joe Pesci in these rants.

  • DAMN LASORDA WAS GOING OFF

  • I want this guy to come back and manage the Dodgers. "You asked me my opinion of his performance? Jesus Fucking Christ." Pure Joe Pesci. That reporter is lucky he didn't shot.

  • Is this the first recorded use of the word "guaran-fuckin'-tee"?

  • @46spoony Not surprising. Not too many great players make great coaches/managers. It's usually the ones who were average/mediocre players who make the best managers.

  • is that Lasorda or Joe Pesci?

  • Lasorda for president 2012

  • Lucky Mother Fuckers!

  • hey...i live down street from bevaqua and right now there a limo out front.

  • The last one, (The Garvey with an oar) ; was absofuckinglutely classic. "Get out of here CJ!!!!" - Wow did those assholes know how to push his buttons. - Sad that those dicks did that so often to him. They knew he was such a firery Italian, so they went in on his brain to get him into rants. And sat back and laughed and shit all the while. - Pathetic, really.

  • what ish my opinion of his performansh? He hit 3 fuckin' home runs, Joe!

  • I am a Giants fan, but I'll tell you what, this guy knew how to handle reporters!

  • LOL...I wish I was one of these sports reporters, I would come up with all kinds of questions just to listen to this guy rant and rave. Pathetic but funny.

  • Now I know what's wrong with Baseball, all the greats have gone Earl, Tommy and love or hate him. The late Steinbrenner, (AND YES I HATE THE YANKEES!).

    But, Baseball just, isn't Baseball anymore, without those Three.

  • @Ichijoe2112 I think Joe Tore can keep it alive

  • @Ichijoe2112 It's too PC today. Guys aren't allowed to have personalities or be opinionated anymore.

  • @MrMatt8204 Sure they are.....if they don't mind paying a $25,000 fine.Maybe that's not much for the players,but the coaches and managers don't make anywhere as much....The worst in this regard is NBA commissioner David Stern,who over the years has become more and more of a criticism Nazi,issuing ridiculous fines to coaches or players who dare say anything about the refs.

  • Tommy Lasordas opinion on Dave Kingman that night....

    Realy how do fuckin answer that???

    The interviewer was a fuckinn retard.

    

  • @hoghash78 Seriously, he just kicked our ass all over the field.  How the hell do you think I feel about it?

  • @MrMatt8204 Kingman knocked in 7 runs, and you ask what do you think about that..

    What´s your opinion.  Tommy sounded like Tommy from Goodfellas....

  • im a huge dodgers fan but i never really liked tommy until i watched this video..he is amazing.

  • Jesus, even Joe Pesci can't swear like that!

  • Really classy manager.... it's great seeing this creep upset... Nettles robbing the Dodgers of so many runs, Reggie's 4HRs in 4 consecutive world series AB's... great

  • Epic stuff from the great Lasorda.

  • I can imagine Jim Leyland does this off mike, but nobody else in the modern game..Pity

  • I would send a limosuine to pick up Brandon Wood. He is the modern equivalent of Joe Lefebvre. I have never seen someone so sorry at the plate in my life. Good luck with him, Pittsburgh.

  • The proliferation of the word horseshit has really inspired me in my life

  • This is too funny. I play it every once in a while just to get a laugh. It just never gets old.

  • Get em' Tommy. Who the fuck is that cocksucker anyway?

  • LOL

    Tommy could stand in for Joe Pesci from Casino or Goodfellas. lol

  • sounds just like pesci from Goodfellas at 4:40

  • This is what's called "Bleeding Dodger Blue"...

  • Every fucking word I'd said, put it in that mother fucking paper!

  • i miss the old school managers

  • put that in your fucking paper t j

  • this never gets old!

  • LOL Tommy oh Tommy.Old School all the way.

  • They really should've fuckin' quoted Lasorda fuckin' verbatim so all the sport's fans could get the full fuckin' impact of his fuckin' rants. And put THAT in your motherfuckin' paper......

  • I dont give a shit Im fuckin shit fuck em

  • I can't help but to laugh at this!

  • Love Tommy. He cared about the game.

  • A fuckin 130 hitter like lefevre or fuckin bavacqua who couldnt hit water if he fell out of a fuckin boat.

  • Tommy Lasorda = Tommy DeVito! XD

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  • It's been 22 fuckin years since the fuckin Dodgers have won or even been to the fuckin World Series. During those same years the fuckin Giants have played in three fuckin fall classics, and last month month won the fuckin championship. Fuckin A!

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  • funniest thing ever! :)

  • Dennis Green, Jim Mora, Mike Gundy are all bush leaguers!  They got nothing on Tommy.

  • Back in '80, I worked as an editor on a syndicated radio deal, and stumbled upon an outtake of Tommy, where after some 30 takes of reading a script, he said, "I'm gonna get this fuckin' thing right if it takes me all fuckin' night!"

    I thought that was rare, until I heard this! Great post!!!

  • Lucky Mother Fuckers.

  • If I played in the majors, I would've loved to play for Tommy. He's so dam charismatic. His cheerleader style was to see as a fan. One of my favorite all time managers.

  • Jesus Christ! This is the hardest that I have laughed in a long time. Tommy Lasorda for president!

  • Holy Sh?t Tommy!!!! You are the best my friend!!! That was the Best explosion I have ever heard!!! I still wish you were in baseball right now so we could hear some more gems from ya! You are the best ever!!!

  • Go Tommy that was some funny shit!!!

  • At 1:10 seconds the reporter breaks out into laughter. That's hysterical. He mst've been holding it in trying not to be respectful, But then he just couldn't hold it in any longer.

  • Yeah Tommy!!!!!!

    Go Los Angeles Dodgers!!!!!!

  • jesus christ he beat us with 3 fuckin home runs

  • sounds just like Joe Pesci in GoodFellas!!!!

  • @fredblassie123 I agree. Put Tommy in the movies.

  • my new hero

  • You gotta hand it to Lasorda. He's a legend in his mouth.

  • He sounds just like Joe Pesci in the rant at 3:34. Put that in that in the motherfuckin paper you work for.

  • Tommy f&%king Lasorda !

  • dodgers suck but this is hilarious

  • was the kingman quote one when he was on the Giants?

  • @hellojulie No, the cubbies of Chicago.

  • I've never heard the word 'fuck' used so much in one video...

  • i love this!

  • Uh....Kurt, the limo is here.

  • Vintage Tommy!

    Enjoy the man while he's still living..........

  • The rant at 3:35 is my favorite, I think.

  • LOL I have tommy lasorda baseball for sega genesis....this video is fuckin' awesome

  • I'm the happiest son of a bitch in the world.

  • NAH BEST QUOTE IS "HE DUKE I JUST FARTED, THATS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE SLIMFAST." THE OLD MAN SAID SLIM FAST HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think Joe Pesci reviewed these tapes and applied it to his charcters in Good fellas and Casino.

  • And I Guaran FUCKING tee you this.

  • I love Tommy Lasorda!! 

  • "I'm fucking shit, fuck 'em" - epic

  • As a Giants fan I hated Tommy. But listening to him now always makes me laugh! Can you imagine a manager today if he said these things? He'd be fired the next day. At least Tommy had a passion to win.

  • @transrapide Players nowadays are a bunch of pussies. We get guys like Matt Kemp 9through his agent) crying about Bowa getting on his ass. Tommy, Earl Weaver, Sparky are a dying breed. Only Lou and a few others remain.

  • "I don't give a fuck T.J!!!!."

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  • I love this guy!

  • I may be a Giant's fan, but I fucking love Tommy! He and his tirades are legendary!

  • Man, I fuckin love Tommy. Glad to be able to see him in the shit.

  • 2:57

    Now that is Classic!

  • "I'll tell ya, he'd a made a fuckin' great fuckin' cricket player. Hit the ball on one fuckin' bounce"

  • Tommy Lasorda is my Hero!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey Earl Weaver vs Tommy Lasorda who would win I vote Lasorda

  • Tommy sounds a lot like Jos Fuckin' Pesci

  • As an A's fan I'll never forgive lasorda for batting Gibson in game 1 of the 88 series but you gotta love a guy that can work fuck in between cocksucker and motherfucker. Very classic. They don't make em like Tommy anymore

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  • My favorite rant: his opinion of Dave Kingman's performance. "I don't mean to get mad but g--d---." Ha!

  • couldn't hit water if he fell out a fuckn' boat- that's fucking classic. gonna be using that line from no on

  • Lasorda curse scorecard:

    God damn: 2

    C**ksucker: 5

    Fu*k: 61

    SOB: 2

    Mother fu*ker: 9

    Horsesh*t: 4

    Sh*t: 6

  • Garvey needed a fuckin' oar to hit the fuckin' ball today!

    Gotta love the guy in the background giggling like a schoolgirl.

  • I don't give a fuck I'm fuckin shit fuck em!

  • The hat trick; three "Jesus Christ's" in about 11 seconds flat. Beat that!

  • THAT MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

  • jesus christ shit!

  • Tommy Lasorda was 1 of the top comedians in MLB History but he was also 1 of the Managers of his era.

  • uproarious!

  • Gotta love Lasorda. I've been a Dodger fan forever, and I missed him until they hired Torre. Tommy is still the best. Go Blue!

  • wow this is awesome

  • 0:22 BEST LASORDA QUOTE EVER: Tell you what I think about it. I think that is very very bad for that man to make an accusation like that. That is terrible. I have never ever since Ive managed ever told a pitcher to throw at anybody. Nor will I ever. And if I ever did, I certainly wouldnt make him throw at a F*** .130 hitter like LeFay or f**** Bevacqua who couldnt hit water if he fell out of a f**** boat.

  • classic!!

  • Beer muscles there Tommy???

  • Haha. He sounds like Tommy from Goodfellas... He's sounds like a caricature of a gangster.

  • come back tommy!! baseball needs you!!

  • "Its horseshit!"

  • never has there been a funnier collection of clips . whenever i need a gd laugh this is my go to .

  • At the game last night Tommy you told the fans watch their language in the stands.

  • "Penguins right, you are a fucking spy!"

    hahaha...classisc

  • Who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a f---ing boat.

    LOL. Best baseball insult ever.

  • awsome this is the way managers used to talk. they dont say what they would like too in today's mlb. i wish there were more tommy lasorda's in mlb.

  • LMAO!! PUT IT IN YOUR PAPER, TJ!!! He's channeling his inner Joe Pesci!! I love it.. I wonder if the TJ he's referring to is Simers..

  • It is Simers.

  • F@$@# S#%& F@#$ 'em! LOL

  • rofl i just farted it smells like slim fast. dood tommy told the funniest story on the dennis miller radio show if you could find that clip and let me know you would be the best . it is about some italian players on opposing teams fighting it is too funny. these are all hilarious clips tho. great stuff.

  • this shit is classic

  • awesome sound clips....Tommy Lasorda is the MAN!!!!!!!!

  • Hilarious!  Put that in your fuckin paper TJ!

    PoppoLarge

  • Tommy Lasorda, the best ever. If i ever get mad thats how i react lol, where did u get this?

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  • Tomyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

    Go Los Angeles Dodgers!!!

  • "and if I ever did, I certaintly wouldnt make him throw at a fucking .130 hitter like Lefebvre or fucking Bevacqua who couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat"

    hahahahahaha Tommy your the best

  • Lasorda was the only manager I ever saw that changed the outcome of a game by his sheer personality. 1988 NLCS against the NY Mets. Bob Ojeda was in a jam. Lasorda went out to the mound for I believe the 2nd time in the inning to "talk" with Ojeda. This time you could see he was dropping "f-bombs" left and right and I actually saw the words mouthed "what the hell is the matter with you?" The visibly distraught Ojeda promptly "found himself" and got out of the jam. It was all Lasorda.

  • and I Guaran-FUCKIN-tee you this!

    classic!!!

  • LOL!

  • Rip Jim Heely: Greatest radio show ever

    puro Dodgers west coast

  • Had all of Tommy's classics. Kingman, Bevacqua, etc. Just great. Great fodder for Jim Healy

  • I don't like listening to such potty mouth talk, BUT, I LOVE Lasorda and MISS him so much! When he wasn't cussing he could keep the team and the fan's spirits SKY high with his pep talks; and NO body loved his Dodgers more than Tommy! Miss you, Tommy! God bless you, always!

  • Oar, cricket bat. Funny as *&^%. "What's my opinion of the performance?" Tommy does need to get a little more original, though.

  • Hed make a fucking good cricket player

  • GO TOMMY !!!!!!

  • "I have never ever told a pitcher to throw at anybody..."

    Hahahahahahahahaha - Lasorda is a lying piece of Heaven on Earth. Bless your heart, Tommy. No one else knows how to win.

  • He cant hit water if he fell out of a boat owned.

  • I love Tommy!

  • CLASSIC, listen to this in the morning and you can't help but have a great day

  • I love the reporters laughing!!!!

    "you ask me my opinion of his performance, ect, ect" classic!!!!!!!

  • DAVE KINGMAN

  • Ha! I love it. Tommy Lasorda is the BEST! Go Dodgers!

  • wow this is funny as hell. thanks!

  • ROTFL, Kurt Bevacqua DID suck!! .236 lifetime batting average.

  • Classic comment on Steve Garvey, I remember hearing all those sound bites, bleeped out, on the Jim Hiley show in L.A

  • Jesus Christ, he hit three home runs. Jesus Christ.  He beat us, what kind of a question is that? Jesus Christ.

  • LOL thanks for this ruffbizness. I used to have a cd of coach tirades that I lost years ago. That Bevacqua reel is a riot! Only second to Lee Elia. Big up man.

  • I agree with you. Lee Elia's is the best. Bevacqua's is second best. The one that starts at 3:35 is an absolute classic as well.