Postal 3: GC 10: Playmate Protector Walkthrough

[Quebedify]

soccer mom left

[Skifle2]

"doesn't meaning it is not it's actually is even more fun... comonnn.." Yeah this sure does look really really entertaining... Blah

[helloboy2005]

that guy can't play



[cyber952]

Back when I first heard this was happening, I was looking forward to the game.

Now... god dammit, humor has evolved so much since Postal 2, and this game is firmly stuck in the past. Shitty graphics, shitty looking gameplay, and the same fucking jokes.

LOOK AT SAINTS ROW! Saints Row the Third was ridiculous and immature, but was smart about it. I don't think they're trying to be funny. I think they're trying to be offensive and just HOPING it's funny.

[StoryNClark]

I'm going out on a limb and thinking this game designer -may- have had some issues with women.

[fireflocs]

I love how even the interface doesn't understand grammar.

[Pipsocle]

I feel so embarrassed for this guy. :(

[vadimzeland]

he says "hockey moms", but it's actually "soccer moms"! wtf?

[fredmackay]

@vadimzeland It's hockey moms in this game. hence the hockey jerseys.

[MPFyrus]

MY MIGHTY KEEK IS HEEERE!

[reversEngiener]

Did they hire a retard as a spokesperson? WTF!

[HardShitGMod]

more dislikes than likes? omg gamers today are just stupied call of duty fans..

[schumacherenator]

HEY GUYS LOOK HOW WACKY AND CONTROVERSIAL OUR GAME IS

[QuikDJ]

If this is the best english speaking dude of the company..........

[ArfJason]

my mighty kick is here!

[neubtuber]

6 people should sit in a mental institute

[halfhalo33]

@neubtuber dude postal is awesome

[crazymcfobo]

Divvy-D

[Duvmasta]

doesn't the guy speak english?!

[Sixx0809]

I can use tazer... Aww, I feel bad for the poor guy.

[Nolgthorn]

Does this not look like the worst game ever, or not. Is it just me?

[Mwgedd]

@Nolgthorn

Postal was never really about looking great. More about having fun blowing shit up and doing ridiculous politcially incorrect things for fun, whilst simultaneously pissing off anti-video game crusaders.

[Firecocks]

Pretty sure Postal games aren't about state of the art graphics. If you brought up something like that to the developers they would probably call you a tool and tell you to fuck off. Go get something made by EA, that's what they care most about besides how much money they can get from DLC.

[sansebastian1972]

he can't even play his own crap game.. imagine how much fun we'll have..

[StevenS757]

this looks worse than Uwe Boll's Postal movie.

[Artacus]

Oh hi Mark.

[ReadmanJ]

Wow this must be like an Alpha cuz it looks pretty fail

[MarkP0rter]

is this from 2010 because the graphics look quite bad for something from 2010 I might say

[onehundreddollars]

"Her new lingery line"

[Mwgedd]

Okay, since when has Tommy Wiseau been reviewing upcoming games?

[MarkP0rter]

@Mwgedd rofl! oh tommy wiseau you'll never stop making me barf up rofls

[gingerbreadcorpses]

@Mwgedd OMG I thought the exact same thing.

[HeyItsASquirrel]

@Mwgedd You're tearing me apart Mwgedd!

[spiderplant]

@Mwgedd YOU'RE TEARING THIS YOUTUBE COMMUNITY APART!

[Stopmotionist]

JENNIFEL Walcott?

Come on; how hard is it to proofread a HUD message?

[Werax111]

@Stopmotionist In another video he opens up the weapon menu and goes for the beehive and it says "pees". He's also saying hockey moms when on screen it clearly states they are soccer moms...but it's all ok. He has a mighty kick.

[TheHappyKamper]

This game looks fucking terrible.

[Ooabloka]

Shit. Is this guy for real? You gotta be fucking kidding. . .

[MigaOhYT]

my might keek is hear

[frostytheaussie]

shiggity shiggity shwa

lingerry

[JisakuJ]

GOTY 1999

[Smilephile]

@JisakuJ ahhahah

[rndmnonsense]

the new divvy-d for her new lingerry line

[kain1384]

Look at that mighty kick!

[JesusLovesKittens]

his mighty kick was there.

[peniosasdasd]

I want to buy her Linger Line.

[HeroPrinnyDood]

RAMOOOOOOON, BRING ME A REVIEWER THAT DOESN"T SUCK FAGGOT DICKS!

[mth1022]

This game looks TERRIBLE.

[AmazingL4rry]

This doesn't even look like a real game, it looks like someone built a few models a map and a broken AI and is running it all in Garry's Mod.

[sadeviant]

@AmazingL4rry well, that's postal for ya

[AmazingL4rry]

@sadeviant

Yeah some things should really just stay vaporware, I think this series may have been relevant at one time from a purely cultural standpoint but I don't see how it is anymore. These days it just seems like a bad to mediocre game trying too hard to be funny or offensive.

Hell no one even cares, these are actual dev interviews and previews and they've generally got less than three thousand views.

[rdm9985]

what the hell is this guy saying?!

[XSC3]

I would hang out with this guy all day long and play video games, he's awesome

[KaptinScuzgob]

lingery line

[cplagge]

this game looks like something awful :-/

[Anduie]

This game looks terrible.

[moralreef]

the new divvy d

[pumajones1983]

I hope this guy doesn't really talk like this forever in real life. If he does, I feel terrible for him.

This is an awful presentation.

[Angrydrunkenhobo]

My mighty keeeck iz here

[nopushbutton]

wow, an escort quest.

also it's p. obviously Source engine, but there are tons of Source engine mods that look better than this, including some of those student projects that are alloted six to nine months.

I dunno, maybe this part doesn't really represent the whole game.

[Applemask]

It doesn't make any more sense than the edited Flash Tub to be honest.

[Sandypantsthegreat]

where can I get this lingery line

[Doom2Guy]

Either:

-They chose this guy because they thought it would be funny to see him fuck up the presentation

-He's faking it for laughs

[Melnorme]

I CAN USE TASER

[Pull0utBoy]

this game looks like absolute shit

[ltcampb31]

My mighty kick is HERE!

[EpicRandomDude]

ANIMATION SUCK!!

"running with scissors" right? well, get a move on cuz it sucks right now...

[rometotalwarftw]

the crappiest choice they ever made : Making the game 3rd person

[xinfeQionx]

this guy sounds like he has down syndrome

[matt10394]

Of course the controls suck. He's on the 360 right now. You can tell by the joystick sounds. Also, this game is far from finished. The animations will be better. Postal 3 will be so much better than Postal 2. Even though I miss Rick as Mister Dude's voice. If they were playing on PC it's be much more fluid. Source has always been more fluid on PC. The Source Engine is amazing on PC.

[o0gman0o]

animation needs work, controls need improvement, and rick hunter needs to come back to voice postal dude

[roflrandomguy]

this game looks horrible, postal 2 is better

[robinsvensson1]

it looks effing aweful

[gangstajacy]

either the player is horrible or these controls are gonna suck, we'll see when the game comes out, if it sucks ill stick with pc