Dead Boy's Girlfriend

[ashipod13]

when he says that she looks preety in the school robes then he sounds like a pervert

[Redwhiteblue8]

4:01

[Osku1231]

CHORDS PLEASE!

[JulesCoxie]

SPOLER ALERT.

[coralista09]

did anyone else see that in the doobly-doo Hank put Ron instead of Ginny??? I was cracking up!

[SammyCronin]

@coralista09 It wasn't a typographical error. He meant that Ron was the one he had to rescue.

[DulamanGaelach]

With a little tweaking you could definitely make this about Jacob, Bella, and Edward..the dead boy is still Robert Pattison. Ironically. >>;

[maerta13]

Hand sanatizer kills about 99.9% of germs, Voldemort can kill anyone but Harry Potter so about 99.9%, so in other words Voldemort is a big bottle of hand sanitizer :)

[natdot2804]

i would be scared of my pillow if i dreamed about Cedric Diggory dying all the time...

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

My fav part of HP 4 was when Voldemort killed Edward Cullen

[taylorisneato]

@theCRAZYtwizzler Cedric Diggory is NOT Edward Cullen. You should be shot down.

[cynthiayl12]

It's a love triange with one dead side ;)

[carbonatedcheese]

i knew what this song would be about by the end of the first verse ;=D

[faithlessbelievers]

You know you could write songs that'll get really famous and be played on the radio and make you a lot of money...or you could spoil us. I like being spoiled.

[lottadev]

My mother just said to me "I don't understand how you can do your homework and get a decent grade while listening to rubbish like this."

I am disappointed in my family.

[watchstuff13]

lol i jus realized b-4 i read the hp books i had no idea what this song was about then i had to not listen to it because i was on #4 and now i understand it completely

[thyrell247]

You like like a guy in my class :O

[mpiikge]

amazing tune

[windsockstudios]

@KoolThing14 I know but who dosen't giggle at the idea of Voldemort as a Unicorn?

[HeyArdenGarden]

Will you write a song about Shakespeare?

[the0turtle0is0carl]

I love this song, but write one about Ginny! I liked them together soooooooo much more.

[xXxLinguagirlxXx]

@lovedforeverbyHim I'm well on my way to having done that haha

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

The transcribe audio on this video is hilarious!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

[iambetterthanyou007]

NO! This video is 4:01!!!!

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

@iambetterthanyou007 YouTube adds frames. A lot of the videos are 4.01, but aren't punishable. It's in the rules.

[completeidiot19]

@lovedforeverbyHim Well done, DFTBA!

[Double2Edged]

@robrox0009 I think he's playing his trademark 'This machine pwns n00bs" guitar. XD

[Smsbulgaria]

dare I say...

you're amazing.

[littlesophie9]

You're bloody fantastic. 

[theermyohnee]

Are there chords for this song written anywhere?

[Ginger743]

@theermyohnee (G) she was the (A) first girl
who (D) ever made me fall (G) i just took too long (A) to ask her to the (D) freaking yule ball (G) hair like silk and (A) eyes a glow and she (D) looks so pretty in her school girl robes and (G) skin
like porce(A)lain but she's a dead boys (D) girlfriend (A) she’s a dead boys (D) girlfriend ...more or less these three chords. i forget what the capo's on. hope i helped though!

[MrRydude17]

NERDFIGHTERS>twihards.



[imaoddballtehe]

i love cederic

[meluvyahunHP]

Are your Wrock songs going to be on your albums? Or do they mostly stay on here? .x.

[ichikish]

I just reread The Goblet of Fire.

This song makes much more sense now.

[rashayley]

@ichikish I was actually just about to wright this exact comment.

I wholeheartedly agree, it is much better after reading it freshly.

[ichikish]

@rashayley *write

Sorry, typos bug me.

[rashayley]

@ichikish no prob, i'm really bad at grammar so I need the correcting, or i'll never learn. But this one was especially bad, because i know the difference between write and wright, so really don't know why I wrote the wrong one.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

watched the movie yesterday, whispered "sexy vampire boy" in disgust every time cedric came on screen, then cried when he died, as though i didn't just finish the book.

[PwngeTrooper]

I'm sorry Cho, but you are the most pointless character in the series.

[MrMinVik]

good song but hank

back away from the camera!

[tmoney12346]

Awesome. What are the chords?

[HobbitProject101]

Voldemort is really evil; he turned Cedric Diggory into Edward Cullen.

[Rhimione7x]

Non-Harry Potter Nerdfighters?

[Thisismyusername1010]

@Rhimione7x I know right? Who ever heard of such a thing?!

[Armedwithapen]

@SuperPrettyCOLORS avpm? If yes WOOHOO AVPM ROCKS. If not, sorry.

[windsockstudios]

you are what you eat. therefore Voldemort, is a Unicorn.

[ddoglvr96]

@windsockstudios and we all know that unicorns are notsome!

[MegaBookWormGirl]

@windsockstudios At least he doesn't sparkle.

[KoolThing14]

@windsockstudios NOPE. He drinks unicorn blood. He eats...idk, but he does NOT eat unicorns!!

[theoffkeydiva]

@windsockstudios that's NEEDS to be a t-shirt

[babyzoe1998]

I've learned this from Harry Potter: When Wizards die they turn into sparkly fairies that try to pass them selves off as vampires

[Ravenclaw797]

guys, Cedric Diggory =/= Edward Cullen.

As much as I hate twilight. Just because they were played by the same actor does not mean they are the same person. Cedric's death in GoF was really sad. :(

[Xxmykewxx]

@Ravenclaw797 This

[princessbloodredrose]

@Ravenclaw797 ditto i could care less if edward cullen dies in breaking dawn part 2 i would literally love and laugh at it

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

ah and don't worry Harry! That guy was a spare anyway!

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

I much prefer this version over than your album version (@ . @)

[matthias01010]

i really hate to say this but your flat on most of the long notes

[watchstuff13]

crud i cant listen to this song till i finish the goblet of fire i get what its saying but i don't want to know whats gonna happen. dang it!

[pottersdaughters]

this is funny and sad at the same time. it's especially sad for all us Huflepuffs out there. R.I.P. Cedric Diggory! :'(

[siofra44000]

@mzPenguinPantz PLEASE! It's Cedric. Learn your Harry Potter names...

[Ravenclaw797]

i've tried to figure out the chords... probably not perfect but close :)

capo on 1st i think

(G) she was the (A) first girl
who (D) ever made me (G) fall

(G) i just took too long (A) to ask her to the (D) freaking yule (G) ball

(G) hair like silk and (A) eyes a glow

and she (D) looks so pretty in her school girl robes

and (G) skin
like porce(A)lain

but she's a dead boys (D) girlfriend

(A) she’s a dead boys (D) girlfriend

[mzPenguinPantz]

Sedric>Edward both Robert Patterson. But he was better as Sedric

[SilverStormClouds]

@mzPenguinPantz you clearly haven't read the books... it's Cedric.

[mzPenguinPantz]

Gasp! 4:01 long!!!!! U broke the 4:00 minute rule!

[SilverStormClouds]

@mzPenguinPantz youtube often adds one second to videos.

[esquog842]

Anyone know the chords to this?

[thestickmann1]

@esquog842 No but I want to. We should Harass Hanks ask on tumblr until he tells us!

[leilijon]

It's funny because JK did say that Cho ended up marrying a muggle!

[rawrowlbear]

Am I the only one who isn't digging the close up on Hank's mouth..?

[811masen]

Lesbian?



[shannonheart1]

@811masen Thou spleeny tickle-brained hedge-pig!

[AfroandBlondy]

@811masen Heck no, I guess you're on about Cho, and if you've watched HPANOoTP then you'll see Harry and Cho make out BIG TIME!

[karathenerd]

technically, harry had a hint that ron was in the lake, cuz dobby was yelling that they took his "weazy" (OMG WEEZY WAITER I JUST REALIZED THAT)

[xSobhan]

anyone have the chords?

[blastingcaps]

back off the camera. Please.

[Ravenclaw797]

are there chords anywhere?

[AliasNox]

Well where's the problem? I'd try to bite Eddies head of for pretending to be Cedric and then returning as sparkling...vampire. If he deserves the name...

[andrineslife]

Forget about Bieber fever, I've got Hank green fever! (And I like it! )

[626hunters]

this song is about harry poter

[holycrapitsalex2112]

@626hunters

No shit, sherlock... :P

[626hunters]

@holycrapitsalex2112 dam gint squid of anger

[holycrapitsalex2112]

@626hunters

Sorry, didn't realize you were a fellow nerdfighter.

*bows lowly in respect*

[inforthelose]

@holycrapitsalex2112 well played, alex, well played.

[Kikomechan]

"I'm a Cullen, I sparkle in the sun."-Edward Cullen.

"I'm a Malfoy, I sparkle ALL of the time."-Draco Malfoy.

[appletonks]

Hey Hank, My name is Apple Tonks from WrockBox, we are a 24/7 Online wizard rock radio station and our listeners would love your HP songs uploaded! Please check out the site, I think you'll love what you see! :D

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[aquadrop25]

Remember this Harry:

Tom Marvolo Riddle > Cedric Diggory

Harry Potter > Tom Marvolo Riddle

Therefore:

Harry Potter > Cedric Diggory

And since Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen

Harry Potter > Edward Cullen

Therefore:

Harry Potter > Twilight

Now that my logic has solved the Great Dilemma, we can now all agree that Harry Potter beats all!!!! (except maybe Lord of the Rings)

[Emi183]

@aquadrop25 Harry Potter could beat The Lord of the Rings... but NOT The Hobbit!

[zombieanimator00]

@aquadrop25 Thank you for using math to prove that Harry Potter > Twilight. Maybe people will get the hint!

[aquadrop25]

@zombieanimator00 Math can't lie. :)

[zombieanimator00]

@aquadrop25 And you are so right about that!

[maxsilbert]

@aquadrop25 Ha ha YES.

[spidermanandsnape]

@aquadrop25 I always say that Lord of the Rings is in a seperate category. it is in the best book and movie category. like, both the books and movie are awesome. that way you can love both equally!

[OffensivePi]

@aquadrop25 Oh my Riddle, I came up with something just like that last year, which went:

Wormtail > Cedric Diggory

Tom Marvolo Riddle > Wormtail

Therefore:

Tom Marvolo Riddle > Cedric Diggory

And from there it was the same.

Also, LotR is awesome.

[funnypets456]

@aquadrop I love you and your logic.

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

@aquadrop25 I'm printing this comment and posting it on my bedroom wall. Your mathmatical equations and extraordinary use of the substitution theorem amaze me!

[ReKrisB]

@aquadrop25 Best equation I've ever seen.

[Whoooitsscott]

@aquadrop25 Except Cedric Diggory ≠ Edward Cullen. The fact that they have the same actor is irrelevant, Cedric is a far better person than Edward. Harry Potter IS greater than Twilight, but your logic to reach that conclusion is flawed.

[JumpergirlNL]

I don't like Cho....she is a bitch...

[BenjMB22]

Dang your songs keep getting better

[Luvyababe222]

why is it shaking :(

[fefojajajajaja]

fuck off

[SiriusSurvives]

Edward Cullen can see you.

Even though he's snogging Bella, he must make sure Harry doesn't get his Cho.

I never really liked him much, Disgrace to the hufflepuff name.

[terratonic]

@TeamFisaBillahRules1 nope, I found myself harmonizing :)

[TeamFisabillahRules1]

Is it wrong that I was smiling throughout this whole video? >_<

[fiondajhotmailcom]

NERDFIGHTERS FTW!

[nel1nome2nat3]

i appreciate the awkward close up.

[sadespair]

I rarely comment but i did subscribe awhile back ago like maybe a year ago?

and I even made my own DFTBA bracelet because I don't have a credit card or any money to abuy you guy's I'm waiting 'til I get money to help you guys out.

and the MAiN REASON for this comment is that your voice in this song sound HOT! like I love your songs and everything but you sound seriously hott here

\,,/, {>_<} ,\,,/

[vegetariansrock920]

i don't know what it is, but i love this song...

[samdaman517]

i like how dpressing this song is untill you realise its about harry potter

[HPwrocks]

oh 14 year old harry potter makes me laugh whenever i read him ;)

[grizzlybear210]

@Nyanasama They already do on Zazzle (.) com

[dingis07]

this is brilliant. has to be one of my favorites by you definitely. didnt ftba for this one forsure

[jruzzante]

oh God such a awesome song!

[micromtr]

Is there such thing as a non-Harry Potter nerdfighter?

[drlou08]

@micromtr No. I'm pretty sure it is a prerequisite to being a nerdfighter. Or at least it should be.

[LexiTheShortOne]

@micromtr I hope not! ^_^

[Foaly2001]

Sweet song.

[Philoishness]

actually I kind of can't stand Cho at all, but this song is beautiful and amazing.

[NerdyHalfling]

WOW! Great song. I can't stop listening to it

[BadBloodwillout]

my favourite wrock song

[penny3852]

i hate twilight as mush as the next sane girl...but bella is dead boys girlfriend as well. ironicaly same actor...lol

[Nyanasama]

@penny3852 you know someone should make a team cedric shirt just to piss off twihards XD but it aint gunna be me <<

[SkySayzRawr]

Lol- schoolgirl robes. :D

[pinatafication]

it took me waaay too long to realizee this was about harry potter

[EELClove98]

:0 I. LOVE. THIS.

[pepsicola1295]

It's even tougher when this dead boy happens to be a sparkly vampire. How was Harry supposed to compete with that?

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@pepsicola1295 He could compete with that by being freakin Harry Potter!

[kikkianna98]

@pepsicola1295 fuck Edward and Cedric. And Harry, And Ron, And Neville. Malfoy's my man <3!! I <3 Malfoy!!!!

[TheAglover26]

@pepsicola1295 now he have to compete with a lot with them.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@pepsicola1295 Quite easily. Harry Potter kicks Edward's lame sparkly butt any day.

[xSobhan]

@pepsicola1295 only in the retarded movie

[Mylifeofdragons]

@pepsicola1295 Um... (this has probably has been said a lot before in the last 6 months) but by being more awesome, more interesting, less creepy, and all around better. (Interesting fact) J.K. Rowling with Harry Potter books is the only non-Icelandic author (There's only one Icelandic author, as well) to have ever taken up the top 3 best selling books (don't know of what time period) simultaneously with 3 different books. That just proves how awesome this is, Harry Potter is a global phenomenon

[pepsicola1295]

@Mylifeofdragons Haha, I know. x3 I totally agree that Harry is WAY better than any vampire. The comment was just a joke. :)

[tommytabobby]

Good song. Just work on your phrasing, man.

[PAULLONDEN]

You should take lens implants.d◘_◘b

[uspokeexpert]

<:( sad

[matleyz]

How did you do the thumbnail, Hank? Every tutorial I've watched is just about tweaking the timing, but you clearly know a more advanced trick.

[OUdarling]

@matleyz The vlogbrothers are YouTube Partners, something that's a fairly select group, and one of those perks is being able to choose your thumbnail.

[matleyz]

@OUdarling Thanks! DFTBA.

[awesome0733]

im confused, is he singing about Cho or Hermione ?

[lindsaylou04]

@awesome0733 Cho, of course. Listen to the words and you hear him sing about The Goblet of Fire and Cedric dying. Plus, Harry never had a thing for Hermione.

[WordsAndWhatNot]

@awesome0733 Erm... Cho.... what made you think it was Hermione?

[winiliz]

Hank looks so terribly full of despair and gloom. :( I think he needs some chocolate.

[randomeese]

@winiliz he's singing with sole!

[jowenatwilight]

i really hate cho!!!!!

[FunnySun10]

nerdfighteria is on team Harry Potter!!!

[AwesomeAuror]

Lovin' the acoustic, Hank.

[Katelyn76]

Wow this song is freakin amazing. I don't usually comment on vids but I had to for this one.

[LemonFairyLili]

And she's super-mega-awesome-foxy-hot! XD

[mFALLonme]

@LemonFairyLili ahahha, a very potter musical reference!

[uborawesomelol]

wowo no recent comments

[Quinklong]

Where can I get the chords to this :D

[PercyJacksonfan1000]

Cho is retarded so overly dramatic

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

is the music for this up anywhere???

[Iheartdogdemons]

I just realized that if you erase the concept of Harry Potter from this, it sounds like Hank's making a creeper death threat to the boyfriend of a schoolgirl he admires. xD

Erm, but, luckily, we know about Harry Potter, so...Hank's still awesome.

xD

..

quick, need a save.

I LOVE YOU HANK!

8D

[1ManJusticeLeague]

@Iheartdogdemons It doesn't take magic for people to die at a young age. I had a crush on a girl at summer camp once, but she was a dead boy's girlfriend. I'd never met the guy, but there's really nothing you can do about that.

On the other hand, my parents are alive, I didn't ignore Hermione for Ginny, and I've never been compared to Neville Longbottom, so Harry Potter can suck it.

...

Anyway.

Good song. :-)

[CortneyMinusYou]

@1ManJusticeLeague

Actually, what I meant was that it kinda sounds like Hank is making a death threat. Like, this girl will soon be the girlfriend of a dead boy. xD [Iheartdogdemons on other account]

[1ManJusticeLeague]

@CortneyMinusYou Well, from just the title I might get how that made sense... but basically all of the actual lyrics are about how the boyfriend being dead has completely ruined the speaker's chances with the girl he likes, so after listening I don't really see it.

[krinaJ]

no chords? ):

[Cassiestarglimmer]

You write the best wrock music!

[PadfootLivesFree]

Hahahahahahahaha XD I love you Hank

[AyriannahOllivandra]

...poor Cho...

...and this is the 1111th comment...that makes me happy...

Cho was(is?) Asian(I think Chinese, though I could be wrong)...so how does she have skin like porcelain?

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

are the chords for this avalable anywhere?

[KatKangroo]

Dead Boy's Girlfriend in your pants

[TheArtsyTuber]

......okay good one

[hauntedhope]

Wow, amazing! I think this is my favorite of your songs so far. (I'm catching up chronologically right now!) Good job bud.

[theXwitness]

I've listened to this song, like, 12 times now. I've gotta buy the CD.