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  • WTF?????

    

  • i would avenge britney spears

  • @halo25487 You want to suck her dick?

  • Is that Zach Braff?

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  • He has beautiful teeth.

  • isnt that the evil dad from Kick Ass?

  • O.O Wellllllll then...

  • frat boy ninja dad

  • ........

  • .............

  • I'm with BasementBird. WTF did I just watch? O.o

  • O_O

  • i love collage humor

  • @XxCHRISTIANxX2001 Umm...Collage is something totally different than College.

  • @Dragaud09 ya i made a spelling mistake lots of people do fucking grammar Nazi

  • NO! yes, concievably but not necessarily. LOL

  • ausome but didnt get last part

  • wtf...? O_o

  • fuck political ads cuz they're fucking annoying, and fuck car ads cuz you can't skip ANY of them

  • y is a ninja a wite belt?

  • @TheBjguy why not fuck face?

  • @Squashylemon b cuz carmin a ninja is a fuckin black belt

  • @TheBjguy people like you are the reason that children are born with mental problems

  • the black falcons beard is fuckin hilarious

  • Possibly one of the best videos college humor has ever done.

  • *Samurai

  • jewish ninjas

  • sexually confused ninja is now nickname in video games

  • So did the father died?

  • is that timmy from wkuk?

  • ...

    Pedobear

    AGREES

  • Why does the black eagle wanna have sex with the son? LOL XD

  • This was so bad it was hilarious.

  • Ho should have told his son to get a dictionary. :))

  • Dude, just stab him while he's evil laughing!

  • Just because of the title, I had to watch this...

  • AHAHAHAH IM SUPER CONFUSED BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD XDDDDD

  • tht would b veery confusing

  • lol @ his run 0:23

  • I died watching this XD

  • WTF did I just watch?

  • @BasementBird You watched a short comedy video by Collegehumor uploaded on the 2nd December 2009.

  • @fenderkid6 oh, really? I thought it was a national geographic documentary on gorillas....

  • @BasementBird Nobody cares what the fuck u just watched, stop copying comment to get thumbs up u moron

  • 1021 people got "avenged"

  • "when we were celebrating me winning the swimming marathon" LOL

  • Come back from the dead just to keep your son from sucking the black eagles dick

  • ...........

  • the point where i gave in after a long struggle not to laugh was, "My expectations are very low at this point."

  • What.The.Fuck.

  • @SuperQuasar Yes the last word you said also means that. I am proud of you.

  • Uh...

  • omg i laughed so hard that i peed my pants. LOL

  • Hahaa!! Swimming Marathon!!! XD

  • Wait.... they're Samurai, which were from Japan, but they're white?

  • This one was a bit too much lol

  • Man that's one twisted family

  • Lol

  • ... gaylord

  • just kill the Black Eagle

  • He looks like the doctor father from Despicable Me.

  • Black eagles pedo

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • @vipernate99 LOL FAIL COMMENT? Maybe he got stabbed in the lungs? Maybe a blood pipe burst and he was regurgitating? Idk but its possible.

  • Fail effects

    1. How does blood come out of you mouth when you get stabbed in the chest

    2. YOU CAN TELL HE JUST PUT THE SWORD UNDER HIS ARM

  • @vipernate99 ya if ur lungs have blood in them its like choking on blood u fail at anatomy

  • @vipernate99 you get blood in your lungs. You are the fail here. And btw its not supposed to look real.

  • No you don't know wat your doing lmfao :D

  • want the music from the PS3 add

  • All these ninjas are white?

  • wait, it doesn't mean... oh shit

  • 20 seconds in i actually paused it opened a new tab went to google and typed in define:avenge - then i truly realized how stupid i am

  • DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!!

  • epicmealtime theme at the starting

  • PFFFT That last part......

    He reminds me of PedoBear. Except hes BlackFalcon......

  • 0:20 the sword is clean 0:22 the sword has blood

  • wait....what?

  • The black eagle looks and acts like my art teacher....srsly i think hes a pedophile O.O

  • PEDO O_o

  • GOD DAMNIT! PUT A CONDOM ON BEFORE YOU MIND FUCK ME!

  • epic meal time music :D

  • O.o

  • O,O that is one confused son.

  • 2:45 MICHEAL CERA???!!!

  • You can actually notice the blade going between his armpits instead of actualy goin into his body.........

  • oooooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaayyay­yyyyyy

  • it must have been hard win we were CELEBRATING me winning that SWIMMING MARATHON. i couldnt stop laughing at that

  • play 3:15 then click on 0:16 its funny

  • play 3:15 then click on 16 its funny

  • Epic mealtime music at the beginning? F****n smart

  • What the hell?

    Hahahahahah

  • That's some fucked up story man

  • He had no son

    He has no smart son

  • I Avenged My Granddad Last Nite.

  • @XxXiSwaggSurfXxX that's nice.

  • The son sounds like the guy in how to train your dragon?

  • from 0:00 - 0:15 the background music is the same they use in epicmealtime! haha :)

  • i coulved done so much in those 3 minutes:

    *go to the bar

    *flirt with girls

    *bring 1 home

    *bang her

    *have a baby

    *commit suicide

  • @DarthKnight321 How would you speed up 9 months down to less than a minute?

  • @aTF2player find out shes pregnat :D

  • lol he looks like david draiman xD

  • that was VERY strange

  • god fucking dammit i have fucking homework

  • i have no son

    father??

    i have no smart son

    yeah

  • No, he wants to be her father?? and... yeah ok, this is getting a bit too weird for me.

  • Pedo????

  • lol, "a race to get to your fathers" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • haha i do construction with my father

  • ummm... ok funny but...i hope that this is never a possibility

  • Avange, marathon, swiming, celebration, restore honour to ur family is the same meaning, to have sex LOL

  • What in the hell did I just witness

  • Yep, it was the epic meal time theme song, considering this was uploaded A FUCKING YEAR BEFORE EMT WAS EVRN CREATED

  • No wonder he died...He failed his retard test..

  • This guy was going to be very confused when watching the new Avengers movie in 2012 :)

  • 1001 people didn't know what to avenge means...

  • 999 people didn't make their fathers proud by avenging them

  • Life lesson #384: Don't let your children learn the meaning of words from your mortal enemy, but a Webster dictionary.

  • LMAO

  • Alright, who's the sexually confused Ninja here?

  • wannabe funny ..........

  • White Falcon! That used to be my internet name!

  • WTF!!!!!!!

  • Black eagle FTW

  • And I never did!

  • Disturbing

  • PEDOFILE:0

  • "it must have been very confusing when we were celebrating me winning that swimming marathon" LOL

  • black eagle's moustache is fucking epic.

  • Reshtore honor to your famiry!! V^.^V

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  • WTF......

  • LOL.

    That is all.

  • I hope my girlfriend avenges me.

  • @magicsoul50 But you're not her father.

  • @magicsoul50 you want your girlfriend to blow your dad?

  • @magicsoul50 you would have to stab yourself

  • @magicsoul50 You know what avenges means right? ;D

  • I will  never watch a movie about avenging the same again...

  • Know this that as long as i live i will never stop trying to ahev sex with your son xD!

  • Epic Meal Time song at the beginning.

  • im already laughing at the title..

  • he is only a white belt...

  • I supa mega loled at the end

  • O.O just wtf

    

  • this is what happens if you get an F in your english class.

  • How does a doctor become a ninja?

  • @clockknight13 Actually there's a webcomic called Dr.Ninja I think :D

  • i laughed at the title

  • Oh sorry i did not know that

  • for some reason or another at the end "black eagle" reminded me of Matt Bellamy of muse OwO is it just me here?

  • -I have no son.

    -Father!

    -I have no smart son.

    -Ok...

  • so disturbing.

  • Hahaha

  • THIS IS FUCKING DISTURBING

  • This is what happens when your vocabulary is poor

  • just tell him what avenge means before you die you idiot !

  • hahahahaha at the description

    

  • racist, lol

  • I didn't have to sleep tonight

  • tht stab is very fake

    

  • And the point of this video is...? =P

  • oh hey, the bald guys sword is made out of that metal part of a ruler!

  • Ha had a cool mustache..

  • 0:01

  • {LOL it means to put my mouth in your thingy lmao}

  • {LOL it means to put my mouth in your thingy lmao}

  • The son has a weird chin

  • should have just bought a dictionary

  • Perv

  • Anyone else notice that the dad was wearing a Brazilian Jiu Jistsu uniform?

  • @FoxyZachy of course not

  • @FoxyZachy did you notice that the ninjas were using samurai katanas

  • FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE I WILL NEVER STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • What the FUCK?!?!?! at the last part

  • Yeah... That Last Part Wasn't Gay At All

  • lol. 0:18 fail stab through effect.