Patrice O'Neal - 2 Girls 1 Cup

[lukecage99]

I don't think I've ever heard someone quite so repulsive as this guy. Seriously, I've tried listening to his stuff and its not even funny.

[MrCheater0]

@lukecage99 pussy

[Jrocka7x]

LOL

[3dakainsane]

i knew i wasnt the only one who liked that vid

[NME38]

That was fucking genius and hilarious.

R.I.P. Patrice

[MyaChrisify]

2 girls 1 cup was popular because of the internet. there's a lot of poop videos. some girls are gross and dirty but not all. and there's a lot of videos of guys eating shit and drinking urine and there's one of a guy fucking a horse then drinking its semen. some men are just as gross. its not a gender thing, its the individual.

[BrooklynJEW7]

this dude is so classic

[OfficialKillerKat]

"I HAVE TO DO ALL THIS SHIT, NICE CAR, NICE HOUSE, SHARP CLOTHES, NICE CONVO, GOOD PERSONALITY, IMPRESS YOU JUST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU SHIT IN A CUP!!!!!!!!? BITCH!!!!"

Classic stuff!!!! RIP PATRICE!!

[SuperBallashotcalla]

disgusting if i ever watch 2g1c i could probably never eat again and would die of starvation

[DariushUFC1985]

It really really is sad that a person like this who expresses what he feels so well, no longer is here

[11stoutd]

He's saying women need to lower there standards sometimes and realize what they really are. I get it. Dude is amazing.

[LilHellmanns]

Love it. Just love it. RIP Patrice.

[Damondeeh20]

Anybody that ca make a video about two girls shitting in a cup deep is a genius R.I.P Patrice O'neal.

[JeffTheDude777]

Word. He was one of a kind.

[DrunkAssProductions]

18:26 is the REALEST SHIT EVER!!!!

[cholerymorbilus]

I love Patrice, but he was a nut. I'm sure there are plenty of girls in his spot, that have to work hard to get a guy, etc. And plenty of attractive guys who (for whatever reason) would eat poopy, vomit, etc. Being a guy is frustrating of course, but this Patrice rant sounds like 95% sour grapes.

[rzwehbe]

Much worse than his standup, probably coked out. Can't believe he's defending 2g1c as not being disgusting.

[zonjordan]

@rzwehbe

he isnt..hes not being serious..telling it from another point of view...

if you think some music videos demean women, then what do you make of this video..hmm..?

by the way im NEVER watching the video.. there ARE somethings that you don't watch

[TheHuntress144]

So he hates women because we'd rather eat shit than fuck him? Well, he's right about that....

[dannycs617]

@TheHuntress144 not what he's saying at all, miss.

[SeboHyatt]

@dannycs617

Can you explain what he's saying? I don't know what to think of this. Not too funny, interesting but not funny to me.

[lebanner3]

@TheHuntress144 Your post proves exactly why you receive the hate of many of us, you don't understand context at all.

[TheHuntress144]

@lebanner3 lol, i listened to the entire thing and I know what i heard. stop apologizing, oh, and o'neal gets more hate than i ever will.

[delusionsofgrandeurr]

@TheHuntress144 @TheHuntress144 lmao i read his comment then i read yours. you didn't even understand what he's typing. where's the apology in that comment? how can i expect you to understand this video if you can't even understand a simple comment? i think you missed the entire point of the video.

[TheHuntress144]

@delusionsofgrandeurr ugh...."apologizing" as in denying that the comedian's rant is sexist, and defending him, when it very obviously is painfully misogynist and unfunny and unenlightened to boot. You're condescension is ironic when you can't even 'understand' that a word can have multiple meanings.

[TheHuntress144]

@TheHuntress144 *your, not you're, pardon the typo

[ssptg]

@TheHuntress144 patrice is the mentor that warns us about cunts like yourself

[TheHuntress144]

@ssptg...and your mother...don't forget about her, genius.

[delusionsofgrandeurr]

@TheHuntress144 no one is apologizing for what patrice said. i could be wrong but no one forced those women to eat shit in that video. patrice is simply stating his point of view. i don't think you understand yet.

[TheHuntress144]

@delusionsofgrandeurr Darling, you are misunderstanding. The word 'apologize' has more than one definition. The words "I'm sorry" don't have to be uttered for someone to be an 'apologist' for an ism - racism, sexism, ableism, etc. It's possible for someone to state their opinon without denigrating all womankind which is exactly what Patrice is doing here. I don't think you understand that yet.

[delusionsofgrandeurr]

@TheHuntress144 I'm still not sure you understand. What I'm saying you're not getting an apology for comedy. he was telling jokes to be funny and knowing patrice being insulting is who he is. he's like that with every joke he tells. did you try watching anything else of his after this? or just the jokes about women? i just think you can't take a joke. some white people don't like white jokes. some black people don't like black jokes. not sure if trolling or just really stupid...

[TheHuntress144]

@delusionsofgrandeurr YOU are still not understanding....yeesh. What I am saying is that you are apologizing for his sexist diatribe by rationalizing "he just telling dem jokes". Comics can be racist, sexist, homophobic etc under the guise of comedy. Something you keep right on doing and then insist that I don't understand what 'apologizing' means. for the last fucking time help yourself to a god damn dictionary. not sure if you're trolling or just can't fucking read....

[delusionsofgrandeurr]

@TheHuntress144 I AM NOT APOLOGIZING IN ANY FORM. I don't know how I can make that any clearer. I am not rationalizing, I am stating that it is in fact his brand of humor. I get it you don't like that kind of humor. You grow up with that kind of humor you know what I mean? Patrice grew up in Boston, everyone talks trash to each other. I grew up on the Jones' you just talk shit with your friends trying to best each other. It's offense to you, but not everyone. ALL LOVE

[nica305boy1]

@TheHuntress144 he hates women cuz they think like you smh

[TheHuntress144]

@nica305boy1 ...and Michael Richards hates blacks cuz they think like you smh

[fatgirlfun]

@TheHuntress144 we get it. you're a sassy gal with a world perspective.

[Nealfreemont]

Rip

[TheDickey747]

after two min listenen to him fuck i hope his black ass did die dam this guy sucks

[kevinbrunelle]

@TheDickey747

[TheDickey747]

did this guy die

[MyRedHeadNigga]

WHO THE FUCK IS HIS GF?

[anthonyjstreet]

@MyRedHeadNigga His girlfriend is Vondecarlo Brown

[sdacrowe]

Wow, I am surprised. I liked him as a comic, but this was so hateful that I am not a fan anymore. Wow.

[insanitii101]

I saw 2 girls one cup when I was eating a new york dog. I stared and kept on eating.

[trustardom]

@insanitii101 you my friend.... are a true man

[ThomsonCory]

Just changed my life thank you for this wisdom.

[oszillo]

RIP Patrice!

peace from Germany

[CommendatoreAndolini]

2 Girls 1 Cup is what killed him

[BeautifulYoungBoy]

@cuff1957

trollllll :)

[ModelHX]

I never thought there'd be anything deep in 2 girls 1 cup.

[valeriedenisejones]

RIP

[bboybram]

He probably just got over his 10.000 hours

[uglyguido]

he definitely left in his prime. We'll miss you.

[xmaestroxprx]

R.I.P

[hangtime911]

Patrice laid down knowledge like Bill Hicks, RIP Mr. Oneal.

[symbal777]

i love patrice. he truly left us too soon

[mstrzg]

i had to watch 2 girls one cup for the first time while watching this, just muted that shit and had patrice talking over it and i couldnt stop laughing

[Cracksmacknhash]

@mstrzg ..... 2 girls one cup isnt 19 minutes long..... so you watched it repeatedly???!!!!

*shudders*

[tywarren87]

damm i miss patrice rip

[Ujio15]

droppin wisdom

[FreedomForYouAndMe]

RIP Patrice- one of the best comedians of all time

[nortic74]

comedy will neva be the same but then again god is gonna send him back cause he will be laughing to much

[Mrdagreatness]

R.I.P

[chuckmak1979]

Best threesome of ALL TIMES!!! OF ALL TIMES!!!

[zer08927]

Another great comedian gone........RIP brutha.

[KentanioShlegustov]

):

[harajukenene305]

:( R.I.P.

[chinezyxx]

Respect !! =))

[EbonyAbraxas]

Pinky is not a midget, she is a dwarf.

[EbonyAbraxas]

Asslava lol

[jcStarkravingmad]

GET WELL SOON PATRICE WE LOVE YOU < EVEN THE WHITE MAN <3

[JackMonroe]

"I'd like to say a toast to these bitches who eat shit."

[buddyoke]

my threesome would have cured muhammed ali

L O L

[Tyc00nMan]

Holy shit patrice is a genius

[th3bff]

"SHE SHIT DIARRHEA IN HER OWN FACE NIGGAH" ROLF!!!!!!!!

[angelbeta]

"Go to sleep in yo' cubby hole!" LMFAO!

[bklynAtrain]

His threesome is his two dogs and himself. 

[sciomni2008]

Ummm...i guess it must be L.A. but i don't know dudes who have to work so hard to get some. In fact, they female has more usually and she still gives the ass. Maybe it's because U ugly nigga Pat

[cypheronyx]

My threesome would've cured Muhammad Ali!

[Tobeezy]

Patrice Oneal is a prophet

[TheSuirad]

it was overrated.

[alifelesscritic]

i think "the mantra" only makes it worse-"logic" fails

[alifelesscritic]

most basic -if there is something wrong with a girl i want -i ! lose

[dkthg]

Funny yet profound. Patrice is a GENIUS!!!

[1idea]

Oh shit funny stuff

[georginiou]

Patrice is a genius.

[1844Freddy]

this is fucking powerful stuff man

[1844Freddy]

you funky bitch

[fuckcarrots82]

3:55 - 4:00

lol, Thats the noise I made ;)