Celery
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  • @gunteen8 your penis is green ????

  • anyone else see the visa card say LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • The woah woah woah bit sounds like Elbow, don't you think?

  • After i saw this i ran down to the store and did as the guy at 0:32 did :3 the cashier caaled the cops -_- so i had some explaining to do T_T

  • @jacobgodsk nice move broo

  • Visa's all I have. :(

  • *runs into market*gimme celery now!!!!!!!!!guy at counter:help....me:gimme celery now or i'll slap you with my celery gloves!!!!!*gets celery*thank you...*coughs*goodnight!*marke­t turns dark with a spotlight on me and gets out*

  • @xgunsrfun4usx THEN HES A F-R-E-A-K

  • i hate celery yet i love this....what does this mean?

  • Poor guy behind the counter..

    Probably scared shitless

  • I put celery in a girls wonder bra, she slapped me, with the celery!

  • It's funny 'cause he's black >.>

  • Does this have a double meaning?

  • Celery glove only 99.99 quid? I'll take twenty!

  • If I saw a guy singing this song to me in the middle of the street, I would kill him with one.

  • What kind of drugs are you using?

  • Wait... At 0:16 is that the TF2 sniper hand modeling?

  • 0:16 white hand, black man? cool story :P

  • Person: Hey why doesn't celery accept Vis-

    Celery: *Smacks* Shut up.

  • ladies wonderbras LOL WHAT

  • does every sentence have to contain a vegetable? Not nesse-celery.

  • Get your celery glove on, then handle it properly.

  • well, i officially can compare mrweebl to ren and stimpy.

  • Don't think pervert on scene 0:03

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  • I PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET SO IT WONT BE LOUD

  • @sillygoosemoo the donkey dude is super fat tho....

  • GIVE GEORGE JETSON HIS CELERY!!

  • 572 people didnt get celery

  • 0.99 for some celery. What a rip...

  • This is not one of your better pieces of work.

  • You should worky for a cartoon show

  • Something tells me Weebl might have finally fucking lost it in the last couple years. Lol.

  • gonna go to my boss and sing: "Gimme salary , OOooOOoooOOoh!"

  • INTENSE

  • i didn't know you did exercise videos now!!!

  • Who else went to the Nearest store and Yelled "GIMME CELERYYYYYYYY! OH-OH-OH-OH OOOOOOH GIMME CELERYYYYYYY!"

  • The cashier is like WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!

  • Replace 'Celery' with 'Penis' and it still makes sense.

  • @gunteen8 So your penis is green and doesn't take Visa?

  • @bennybanana44 You know it!

  • @gunteen8 Replace Celery with Penis? Here: gotta get down with my bad penis my bad penis is all good for me i put it in soup i put it in cars i put it in ladies wonder bras My penis is green my penis is hard my penis accepts all major credit cards except for visa that's just the way it is get your penis glove on and get your penis get your penis glove on cause it needs handling properly wave your penis around like its a classy lady get your penis glove on cause its time for penis.

  • @gunteen8 >My Penis is green

    >I put it in cars

    How about no.

  • It's good that my parents don't know about this.

  • Donkeys vs celery

  • lol at 0:30 it says celery glove only £99.99 :D

  • Farfetch'd approves of this video.

  • @MrAxelotl But...but Farfetch'd has a green onion. D:

  • I'm buying me some celery gloves!!! What a bargain!!!

  • never sing celeryyyyyyyyyy in a store. they will kick you out

  • celery gloves are £99.99 what a bargin

  • this kinda sounds like a boy talking about his you-know-what and how to handle it properly

  • On the visa card it says " lol are you serious" :D

  • Replace all celerys with PENIS.

  • @ftgv1 penissoup? WTF

  • @ftgv1 penissoup?!

  • if i get 159 thumbs ups on this comment i will film me going into a shop and go "GIVE ME CELERY OH OH OH OH HOHOHOOO

  • @TechDeckTV1 no your not

    

  • @BogusMojo hahahahahahaha

  • @Lyonboy03 no even though i am very perverted... :(

  • anybody else think by "celery" he means his dick

  • visa is forever alone

  • HOLY SHIT! 0.99 for one stick of celery!

  • @camj420 aw dude disgusting *makes disgusted face*

  • ill put my celery in her wonder bra any day!

  • I have visa.

  • awww.... I'm allergic to cellery..

  • You see how much one glove costs?! D:

  • if i were that guy at the store i would yell "I want my fuckin celery!"

    top!

  • HEY :D that guy singing at the cashier is from the donky video..... he just died his hair

  • @sillygooosemoo celery

  • @sillygooosemoo he also got taller and lost weight XD

  • @sillygooosemoo and lost a lot of weight

  • @sillygooosemoo He lost some weight and got taller too! :D

  • @sillygooosemoo dyed

  • @sillygooosemoo crap i mean dyed lol i feel dumb now :P

  • so celery=penis... Ive been using my celery totally wrong

  • i dont need any likes, im going to go to the store and yell "I NEED CELERY" at the clerk in till i get kicked out

  • @puffleissocute nice,

  • @Kahunabro1997 XD im banned from cubs

  • @puffleissocute im not sure what the hell that is but, ok. :)

  • @Kahunabro1997 its grocery store =) it was fun

  • @puffleissocute What if he gives you celery?

    And you should buy a celery glove.

  • @xgunsrfun4usx XD if he gives my celery ill tell him to put on his celery gloves and hit it out of his hand

  • @puffleissocute What if he does wear a celery glove, i hear they have the lowest prices in the Hand Apparel department

  • @xgunsrfun4usx .... then ill stare at him and ask if hes ever seen waffles have sex and then walk away

  • @puffleissocute What if he has?

  • i hate it(not the video)

  • that guy needs to eat more celery

  • wow :P

  • Is that what kids are calling it these days?

  • CELERY!

  • @electrobussterr it's a skyrim reference, some guards on the game say it. The joke was kind of funny at first but now it's just lame 0_0

  • Ehmm... i'm not sure he's talking about celery

  • LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS

  • Yes my celery is green... O.o

  • 1:00 Does that credit card say "LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

  • What's with these "Took an arrow to the knee" jokes nowadays? Not funny at all.

  • Hope the celery gloves are on ebay

  • the guy in the shop can obviously see that the shopkeeper can not supply the man with celery so it is obvious that he's been watching mr weebl

  • Thums up if you watch this for hours on youtube repeat

  • 0:31

    Have you ever seen a guy more confused than that?

  • HOW MANY TIMES...DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

    I DON'T NEED NO CELERY

  • GIVE ME CELERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW HOW HOW HOWWWW!!!!

  • @TehN1ppe should make a version of ten hours with this

    it would succes

  • I used to eat celery...then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @23Blacklight shut up.

  • except for visa....thats just the way it is.

    

  • thats offensive to my wife

  • Celery Gloves are the new SnapBacks

  • 565 people have Visa cards.

  • 0:12 Visa Card says Lolareyouserious?

  • 0:32 MILKMAN. Get your feet off the ground! I say MILKMAN....

  • 'celery' is slang for 'cock'

    watch the video again.

    you're welcome.

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  • if there was a dead man underneath him on 00:8 ooooooh he shouldnt be watching cod vidioes

  • thums up if you listnig in 2046 coz ur a time travalling boss

  • i put my celery in my ass hole .....it makes good distractions :P

  • replace the word 'celery' with dick ..... awks

  • @daynaiscoolish In that case, I'm worried about why his is green and doesn't accept Visa.

  • his drawing style kinda reminds of ren and stimpy... but i think the nonsense is doing it part in this too^^

  • hes black..... why isnt he saying fried chicken?

  • -_- A glove for celery.... AWSOME!!! XD

  • @ripazha1337 ...explain why he can't say dick but he CAN endorse two waffles having inter-waffle sex on one of his videos?

  • I have now learnt, you should not try to put celery in ladies Wonderbras...

  • @96dominoes were you using a celery glove?

  • hold down 3 and see da chiken

  • I got my celery glove for $99.95, so there. Ive got 4 extra cents..LIKE A BAUS.

  • Replace "celery" with "dick"

  • @crzysteve159 That's the whole damn joke in a nutshell.

    BUT HE CAN'T SAY DICK SO IT MAKES SENSE LOLOLO

  • 0:30 I did this in a grocery store and got thrown out.

  • This is making my celery hard..

  • ONLY $99.99

  • really... put in ur ladies wonder bras?

  • ........in ladies' wonder bras........?

  • weebl helped me stop taking drugs. who needs them when you have this.

  • 1:20 freaked the FUCK out of me for some reason. Anyone else?

  • It's funny. So many people get top comment saying they'll post vidoes of themselves singing this at a grocery clerk. And yet we have but one video. hmmmm...

  • 99 p for celery? OUTRAGE

    £99.99 for celery glove?seems legit

  • Wow The Celery Gloves Are Super-Exspensive.Even More Exspensive Than The Pignas Gloves I Bought.

  • Sorry, I prefer leeks.

  • @SantuXD6 MIIIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU!!!

  • @cristiegdoe5 You got it!

  • cant tell if clerk is scared cuz the guy is a giant or cuz he wants celery so, so much

  • So....He's Just Talking About Dicks?

  • shit I knew i should have gone with mastercard

  • give me CELEEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYY! OH HOE HOE HOE OH WOE HOE WOE WOE WOE HOE!

  • Weebl, did you add "peabo" to the tags? I'm pretty sure when I first watched it I could tell it was peabo but it didn't say it in the tags.

  • where the hell is applejack T^T

  • Celery=Penis

  • This is the ending of the internet

  • Celeryjack.

    If you get the reference, you win 1+ interwebz.

  • 564 people use Visa. That's just the way it is.

  • after this i started liking celery

  • That guy's celery is the equivalent of a diseased penis... Why weebl why?

  • Who saw the visa card: Lol are you serious?

  • What the hell..?

  • Celery = Penis

  • @839ricky Celery = Celery

  • @zorbak138 Penis = Celery

  • Penis?

  • @Carianesocool Nice to know you have dick on your mind you, Junior. Stay queer.

  • Is that a euphemism?

  • where can i buy celery gloves?

    

  • WTF !!! 99.99 $ FOR CERELY GLOVES !!!

  • @HFofficiall actually its £99.99 which is $137.62

  • @HFofficiall I know! IT'S SO CHEAP!

  • Is Celery Some Sort Of Euphemism For Penises?

  • next time i buy celery and im at the cashier person...imma b like "gimme celllllerrrrryyyy ho ho ho whoa" how much is it again?

  • Wow

  • This video is cool but can get very annoying

  • Wonderbra..? I hate celery now.

  • Wow really? Wat do these videos even mean????

  • @timesatickingbomb you really dont know man?

  • i'm a piece of celery, and i find this offensive

  • can you make this a ringtone..dont make me beg

  • when i choose what i want for xmas and gonna say to my parents "gimmee cellleerreeeeeeee!"

  • GIMME CELERYYYYYY HOE HOE HOE HOE 

  • celery is the new drug