Enchantment? Enchantment! - Dragon Age: Origins

[truepowerlord]

When I want to enchant there are no items.What items are enchatable?

[MrUnsteddy]

Actually...if Sandal was the maker...that would make a lot of sense when you think about it...

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

Even a troll... damn Sandal, what are you made of son? Geez... look at all that mess..

[Adeon55]

ENCHANTMENT TO THE FACE

[WinterWhisper]

Gotta say that after the second Dragon Age game Sandal scares me. Especially his creepy prophecy.

[RamonXick1]

he can kick flemmet ass easily..

[thegreenghost1000]

enchantment : i fucking killed them all with my bare hands and if you mess with me i will enchant my foot up your ass so hard you will be eating you food threw a straw now morrigaqn get over here so i can enchant your face

[xXxXxBetrayerxXxXxX]

@thegreenghost1000 chuck norris ain`t got nuthin` on sandal

[DeathScepter]

@xXxXxBetrayerxXxXxX When Sandal grows up, he will become Chuck Norris.

[cheetah50222]

ENCHANTMENT??!!

ENCHANTMENT!!!

BUTT-SCRATCHER?!

Butt-scratcherrrrr. : ((((((

[Dsmbr03]

I'm wondering right now if he's a demon or something in disguise, possibly even the maker himself. :P

[moarinternets]

@Dsmbr03 clearly he plays an important role in the events of Thedas. Especially since Bohdan tells Hawke that he and Sandal are heading to the Orlesian court.

[Toastynater]

I won't lie, I shat myself and ran and hid under my bed when this happened.

[sinisterlark]

I prefer he was using the enchantment rune "GodLike Silverite Rune"

Enchanting stats

Damage 1,000,000,000 vs. Darkspawn

[Warrior536]

He enchanted the crap out of them

[9beatles]

i laughed so hard when he said the last "enchantment" when i did this part, think of a retarded kid (or something is wrong with him) sitting around a bunch of enemy bodies!

[themasteriswatching]

Enchantment motha fucka

[Tylergoth]

Ever heard of retard strength? He blew the fuckin door off of it.

[Creasy1903]

oh sh*t sandal'd.

[jerhinus]

Actually I have studdied the manner a bit.. In Orzamar there is a Dwarf Merchant that tells you that while mining Lyrium fell into his wounds.. The dwarf merchant also talks a bit like a crazy person. Sandal must have been exposed to a lot of lyrium into the deep roads and got the magic ability to enchant items with great detail.. He also probably got some inner power thingies..

I just know that we must NEVER refuse Sandal when comes to enchantments, or we might end Enchanted..

[KatlikeRider]

He enchanted them.

Enchanted them right in the mouth.

[Ulicus]

That's the last time the darkspawn will stop Sandal from fixing the wheels on his cart.... 

[TheImmortalNerd]

This is such a Big Lipped Alligator Moment lol.

I personally think Sandal is: A) the first dwarf to use magic, or B) one of the old Tevinter gods in disguise.

[silverbullet135]

Acheivment Unlocked: Enchantment!? 100 points

[J1mmyAva1on]

There is no such thing as the theory of evolution. Just a list of races sandal allows to live.

[crawdaddycon1990]

Wait... He couldn't do that with just enchantments seeing as he doesn't have a weapon which arouses the question? Dwarves can't cast magic so wtf is sandal?

[jackface0410]

@crawdaddycon1990 His bare hands, obviously.

[ghettoguy1992]

@crawdaddycon1990 Yeah, I was too thinking about that... His father said that he was in the Deep Roads for a long while, maybe something BAD/AWESOME happened to him there?

[Hedhnter]

Enchantment?

[bEaRdEdlEoPaRd]

BAHAHAHA! I start playing DA on the weekend and have just got Sandal and his dad supplying my camp. This cracks me up so much, in fact at work today I started saying to random people "ENCHANTMENT?". They like WTF? BAHAHAHA.

Sandal for President.

[TheJajoo]

LOL this guy is pretty annoying :D

[MegaYugiohking]

His enchanting is strong! ask what happened there and he'll tell you..... ENCHANTMENT!!!

[Mikko2143658709]

ENCHANTMENT!!!!!

[MishkaMolotov]

"Maker's Breath." lol Sandal pwnup x)

[huscarl4ever]

We left Orzammar!

[Sarickk]

Made me rofl when I saw gim there xD

[liquidrock4u]

if sandle killed all of those guys, screw alistar

[J1mmyAva1on]

Screw Andraestae's remains! we found the Maker!

[nyuurocks]

Could it be possible that Sandal is an old god in disguise?He was found in the deep roads

[fishpig20]

@nyuurocks somehow i doubt it :P

[RetardRage99]

@nyuurocks  "sandal, god of autism"

[gp75motorsports]

@RetardRage99 Not funny.

[GunSaint]

Looks like he enchanted himself with the Rune of Pwnage.

[boboDaKilla]

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

[ResidentPoo]

New DlC with Sandal as a recruitable party member.

You know you want to, BioWare.

[Etrain874]

lol that would be hilarious

[musicmanz15]

@ResidentPoo You get an enchantment done and his character quest is finished and his aproval gets maxed out.

[titanticbodyparts]

@ResidentPoo Nah! That would never happen, the game would have been WAY to easy then.

[TheDeathWalkthroughs]

@ResidentPoo spell to end all fights.

Spell: Enchantment! releases a yell so epic it makes all enemies explode.

[KoolJayJ]

The devil maybe looks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep, but Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Sandal before he goes to sleep.

[Aeris666]

Sandal should be made a Grey Warden.

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Aeris666

no shit, if he can do that WITHOUT being able to sense them, imagine how fucked the darkspawn would be if he COULD sense them, not to mention the extra powers bestowed via the potion that crazy grey warden mage made. (seriously, that mage was on to something, there was power in that blood, that needs to be focused on more)

[Aeris666]

I rofled so...SO hard when I saw this LOLLL

[brounsugar]

Enchantment? hell yeah you enchanted the shit out of those 30 some darkspawn and 2 ogres!! nobody tells him what do, NObody!!!

[0Gumpy0]

Teagan and Sandal: the Two most amazing NPCS of any game of all time.

Between Teagan's crazy dance and Sandals's Enchantment, no darkspawn it safe.

[xxLatinKillaxx]

that coment was full of win i laughed so hard when i read that coment

lmao ROLF

[recon500]

the chuck norris of dwarves

[RPGamingGirl]

Sandal took down a fucking ogre. A whole fucking ogre.

You should be able to recruit him. XD

[KojachBaumherr]

downs syndrome gives you super strength

[Zacsi]

@KojachBaumherr

and ofcourse the ability to enchant

[billbomartin]

lol

[Hellsingintube]

Imagine:

Sandal suddenly wakes up at an empty room at fort Dragon all alone. Then all of a sudden a bunch of darkspawn enter the room and surround him. Sandal's inner voice: "Enemy confirmed Dark spawn horde approaching WARNING! WARNING! please initiate enchantment spam sequence as soon as possible"

Sandal's begin to ominously glow red...

Sandal: Encantment~~~~~

Darkspwn heads Explode! EVERYWHERE

[00000000OOO00]

Man.. My jaw dropped the first time I saw this XD

[rayzcheung]

make Sandal a Grey Warden =D He will pwn any archdemon

[paydafee]

holy fucking enchantment

[zippo718]

Dont fuck with Sandal

[Jedibling]

i lmao when i first met him outside lothering :D

[Luthier91]

HAAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING THERE HHAHA, omg, that was so funny.

[MidnightBallSac]

hahahahah bless Sandals little heart......Enchantment!!

[pactallon]

I laughed my ass of aswell=) so random. It proves that the people working at bioware are not only good at making excellent games, they also have a great sence of humor. This game is filled with funny moments.

[R1DDL3RS]

Yeh like having leliana and sten in the same party is such a laugh, they can have conversations like where Sten asks leliana about her singing (hence being a bard) and she replies do you want me to stop and sten says "No i never said that" xP this proves it!

[wolfgurl831]

were was this in dragon age?

[rule2011]

its in the title. damn some people are so smart

[MuchoBitch0]

u know, this only makes me curious about dwarfs beeing able to use spells in the new Dragon Age Buyable expansion.

[Canis]

Where'd you hear that? Last I heard they can't, they're totally immune to lyrium because of where they live. Maybe those that have lived long enough on the top but that'd take centuries to adapt to that from the exposure or something. .-. Unless maybe a mage and Dwarf had a kid...?

[Roelandtstorme]

Actually, dwarves are not "totally immune" to lyrium. It affects them differnently from other races. With prolonged exposure it can cause brain damage or even death to a dward, but it doesn't enhance/promote magical ability. It has nothing to do with breeding. Sandal killed those darkspawn with his bare hands.

[MuchoBitch0]

my comment was only a thought and opinion, if u'd like to confirm Roelandtstormes theory, there's this Dwarf shopkeeper by the entrance to the diamond quarters which has a slight brain dmg cause of his Lyrium exposure. am i spelling things right here? was too long ago i played...

[KingTuckerVIII]

sandal vs chuck norris... dear god just thinking about it could cause a rip in the universe!!!!

[KuzzleWuzzle]

I wish I had a Sandal...

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

that kid is messed up...

[JBR008]

He took them all out with his fists! Sandal is no doubt the maker himself.

[LexusFordsSA]

Sandal and his father = epic duo

[Fellati0]

i don't really get it but i'm guessing the kid can only say the word enchantment

[dragongirl11kingdomH]

actually i think he also says thankyou when u save them. thats wut my sis said anyways

[denimjo]

No, he can say other words, like 'Hello' and 'Thank you, nice lady.'

[infernai]

0o Sheesh, i've heard of the saying 'gods way of compensating' but...i think in this case he might have 'Over-compensated'.

[Foodisgood]

He is losing on gamefaqs to companion cube. :(

[moarinternets]

@foodisgood wow well... companion cube IS pretty epic. I have one in my cube at work. Thats a tough fight. Sandal WITH a companion cube... not that would be unstoppable!

[Warrior536]

@moarinternets

Companion cube enchanted by Sandal.

[lovemanhate]

Sandals mother took lyrium during her pregnancy.

[barraki92]

Whoops, I meant he could kill the next 9001 BLIGHTS without breaking a sweat.

Too much fucking World of Warcraft, XD.

[barraki92]

Sandal is SOOO the Dwarven Chuck Norris. Don't even pretend he isn't.

He could score with Leliana and Morrigan...AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!

Hopefully, he'll be one of the party members in the sequel. But then again, he could kill the next 9001 Hordes without even breaking a sweat.

If the Archdemon had pants, they'd be completely soiled by seeing Sandal. That little God would kill the Archdemon with a fork if he wanted to.

[dezreki]

Best. Scene. Evar.

[XxGlassxVioletxX]

I wonder what happened to his dad. .-.

[landesal]

whait where was that

[Vohalika]

I believe, in Sandal we have finally found The Maker.

[jerhinus]

IMAGINE HIM IN BERSERKER MODE!!! O_0 HE would probably enchan the SHIT out of you if you piss him off XD

GO SANDAL !!!!!

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

has anyone ever noticed that Sandal and Bodahn are the only dwarves in the entire game with english accents? o.o

[rikku7494]

I so nearly died when i saw him!

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?

I laughed so much!

[BigMac8000]

They must've had his enchantments and they wouldn't give them to him.

"What's a human doing here?"

"Enchantments....?"

"Wair, what are you ta-?"

"ENCHANTMENT!!!!!!!!"

(followed by pure doom)

[idonotn33dafukenname]

This is definatly one of the strangest moments in video gaming history. I couldnt stop laughing for 20 minutes straigt. Enchantment? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? Enchantment!

[AnotherJunglist]

Why haven't anyone just thought of giving Sandal the taint and send him off to fight the darkspawn?

[rule2011]

@AnotherJunglist

he would probably just stand there and go "enchantment?" and get his head hacked off

[AnotherJunglist]

Just stand there and get his head hacked off you say? Did you even watch the video? If he can do that without a single scratch he could probably take on the archdemon too.

[Roelandtstorme]

Probably. If he was properly motivated. If he thought that he had to get passed the archdaemon so he could do an enchantment for someone, I'm sure he could give it a good fight if not win. This wouldn't end the Blight of course, since Sandal isn't a Grey Warden, so the archdaemon's life force would just tranfer to the nearest darkspawn.

[AnotherJunglist]

I guess you missed my first comment.

[urbanprophet777]

this is one of the weirdest moments in dragon age,lol

[Captbigbeard]

It's official, Sandal is Chuck Norris's son (after having impregnated himself)

[L4ionh4rt]

"Sandal, what in the name of the Maker's giant hairy gonads did you do!?!?"

"ENCHANTMENT"

O.O

[v27rv126mus]

Sandal probably murdered and disemboweled all the darkspawn like 2 seconds after the invasion lol.

[Kokurai9]

I was like 'Sandal! What are you DOING here?!" And he said 'ENCHANTMENT!" And it brought up the screen... XD

lol, itsmecandy!!

[vickiediablos]

I had persistent gore turned off so I didn't know there's blood all over him. But...

Enchantment!

[Tomash177]

Sandal is a God of War ...

[merobots]

lol sandal is so funny xD

Enchantment!? Enchantment!!!!!

[Ragedhard]

CHOCLAAAAAATE

[itsmecandy]

Darkspawn horde barge in the room

Sandal comes in

Enchantment?

Darkspawn run toward him

ENCHANTMENT!

-pulls a badass move to beast all the darkspawn-

[TehKarlyChan]

Sandal is probably my favorite NPC.

Maybe he gets that retard strength when he gets angry.

Also: ENCHANTMENT!

[TheAngryPie]

He's not retarded, he just like enchantment.

[shootingstar231]

i tried aking him what had happened and where his father was- all he said was "Enchantment?" ugh- i want to know what happened- gawsh

[Skatingandmetal]

on my character morrigan is also a arcane warior and wearing full juggernaut. and i beheaded wynn.. for a mage i would recomend arcane warrior and spirit healer its practicly unbeatable when you get all for talens for them both.

[moarinternets]

My mage is arcane warrior / spirit healer. You're right. It is ridiculous when you get all the AW talents especially. Nothing can hit you and you can heal everything else. Good times.

[TwelveFortySix]

See what happens when you don't let Sandal enchant for you? Those darkspawn didn't want enchantment, so Sandal got very, very angry...

[MrHimuraChan]

SANDAL SMAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!

[thegreatitachi]

i'm assuming he killed those darkspawn with his bare hands since he didnt have any weapons equipped.

[digglefallen93]

Enchantlemen?

[Oidnoid]

ENCHANTMENT!!!!! :D

[SpydermanGST]

Enchantment?

[LyingSparta]

Enchantment!

[Incogneatus]

Lyrium is one hell of a drug.

[StatusMalus]

Not even my character kicks such industrial amounts of ass.

[Paxdk]

Just completed the game today, and to begin with I almost freaked out and thought that Sandal was a demon or something like that, and then I cracked up afterwards when I realized that he is just the same good old retarded Dwarf.

Awesome game by the way, got to love Bioware.

[MadcapMan]

I love this little guy

[neverlokback]

lol i was going to say " where is ur father? and how the hell did u get here? did u just kill all of them?" omg

[SSdraken]

ENCHANTMENT? ENCHANTMENT!!!

[Idolores]

Heard about that scene. Probably one of those things I'd need to see in context for it to affect me.

[nahmean1291]

The best character of any game. He could solo the Archdemon, Masterchief, and Chuck Norris, all the while screaming, "Enchantment!"

[jakoblangley]

ohh shit I cried for so much loling

[Allmynamestaken]

He looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

[Auts91]

I always knew there was something wrong with this guy!

[Nebzz]

I think Sandal is an old god.

[Craxored]

that's the kind of kid morrigan wants from you.

[greenninja757]

@Craxored ohh so sandal is my son ( my character is a dwarf :)

[Kimmen84]

Everytime i get to that part i laugh so much xD

Great humor thanks Sandal <3

[peweeh]

I was wondering why there wasn't a dialog option to make fun of him in camp. Now I know.

They didn't want Sandal to curbstomp the shit out of you.

[Mrruff23]

Dam I wish I could have sandal in my party.

[XxSGTTURK3YxX]

LMFAO

[shadders43]

"Sandal what the fuck happened here"

ENCHANTMENT

[ISeeTallPeople]

He's one of those kids that you think is so nice until you find like twenty human faces in his freezer..

[likeasthemost]

That boy ain't right, I tell you what.

[Stormy2021x]

I love that part.

[Redbulloth]

Enchantment!

Sandal ftw :D

[LiesieM]

I'm still laughing! Sandal is so badass. He gives me free enchantments, smiles whenever he sees me, and ghetto stomps rooms full of darkspawn all by himself. That boy deserves a Scooby Doo lunchbox!

[SazukiSakura]

XD i was like "WTF?!" when i saw all those bodies

if only he was in my party, we could have took down that archdemon in a matter of minutes

[ewarwoo7]

Yeah, I was like "YAY! GOOOO SANDAL... enchantment? ENCHANTMENT!" :D

[AurkiaStar]

lol that was funny...

[Kennikish]

O___O Never again will I think of the little guy as 'slow'

...remind me to never piss him off