Mr Advice "girls and dogs" edition

[247xReviews]

i love watching these old mr advice videos. It makes me miss 2008 so much

[hiwar12345]

hahahahaha, i died xD

[StupidTeen123]

@FadedHolySoldier girls mature faster then guys physically as in puberty that's what they met, for example notice how in highschool allot of the girls are bigger and sexier then guys, they get their lady bodies faster usually

[alexanderjs11]

Damn. We have some sick ass ppl in this world. But wait, thats not a surprise.

[FadedHolySoldier]

@guruofcharisma death note, gurren lagann or elfen lied

[jamie92rcc]

What is it with people eating shit anyway?

[Shadowloccz]

13:26 LOOOOOOOLL

[rachoeany]

you're hilariouss. lmaoo(:

[xxdonguth3xx]

4 people eat shit and fuck dogs =[ nasty

[CrisisSoldier77]

Fk yea man i get the whole reason ppl ask for sht and then they say they lose but they have it and lie

[elvisorme]

its all fake , but , i cant stop watching it, i love it!!!!!!!

[TheTauros0427]

naw faded its true what they say about georgia if ur puertorican or mexican u gotta shop at certain times its very racist their bruh

[ristar55]

your awesome faded ive benn watching your videos for a while now your halarios and you speak people like you archfiend mues and gineriella always speak the truth on youtube you guys are awesome keep up your mr advice and your rants

[cholo3751]

man i had a teenager that was about 16 some 13 year old would all ways come just to play my ps2

[AbeSpiegel]

The way fadeds lips move when he says the word "shit" is hilarious

[RevengePowerMoney]

Stop talking about your stupid anime it's stupid you fucking child you got stuck in the past stop showing your stupidity in public with your stupid books.

[gljakagmo]

Ey wat was da name of da biography book on 5:45

[b09h]

how do you read some of those questions and not burst out laughing; they are out of this world.

[youhan911]

20 muit of laughting my ass of whoo ohhh!!!!!!

[seth1883833]

asadfromflordia its cuz yur in fuckin shitty ass flordia. aint no place like houstone tejas

[AceBakaLetraA]

lmfao "we had so much fun, held hands, slept in the same bed but no sex" lol the way he moves his hand around lmfao

[djpeanut12]

lmaoo with a mouse ? i wouldve gotten a bat and stuck it straight up his ass if he put shit on my window so he dont shit no more! lol

[seth1883833]

homeboy i lived up in texas and all mexicans wass all around me homie but i just moved to tha east coast. and alot of fuckin white ppl are rascit fucks up here.

[R00TZSP]

Omfg kimnozowee is a legend.

[R00TZSP]

Lol, its funny how faded always takes the question seriously no matter how fairytale it sounds.

Mr advice is the shit!

[thenewchuchoarcila]

lol a com[uter mouse,so creative,but y a computer mouse instead of something

[TheDustyCartridge]

um adhd wont make you lick dog balls, i know cuz i have that retarded shit. i just take adderall. so i can reed and pay atention

[DudeThatsSic]

Sorry faded but I gotta say ICP is gay

[baltimoreblitz16]

LMFAO!

[bayareacertified]

Itz pretty obious that they send u fake questions hahaha

[yafafly]

I thought when ppl say "i fucked my dog last night" i thought they were just kidding. But that shit is actually true. Think u have a kid. Half dog, Half human. WTF. lol

[FlankerVT]

Oh shit, you got the kenshin,yeah bitch!!

[12345latina12345]

haha dis video it funny jerking off a dog lol hahaaha

[Themariohenri]

lmfao jerk off the damn dog thats messed up

[Glamtronik]

this is great

[shizurufuckinrox]

what you date dogs!? no wonder why your a loser.

[300MUSIC]

13:29 LMFAO!!

[livvidd]

Hey faded ur insight on these topics is awesome. 5stars!

[famasdan]

i didn't know they had a book man i will definitely check it out.

[famasdan]

i am surprised you can handle ridden the bus , here where i am there are certian buses i hate riding , enough to give you an anxiety disorder the crazies, the whores,the sicko fucks, the people that have diseases etc.

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

Well, in my area (Carrollton, just north of Dallas/Fort Worth) you got people who make racist remarks as jokes, but I can't find any actual racists.

And ROFL atthe kid eating shit, whackin' the dog and wanting to shove a knife up his ass.

[LISANJOHN710]

how did you get 14 minutes man

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

His account was made back in 2006, so they let him make extended videos.

[fearofcaroline]

GREAT VIDEO!

i love you!

[FadedHolySoldier]

me too!

[andrewtom3d]

Thats disgusting dude get help! xD xD LMFAO!

[arabstunna07]

I remember when i was younger i let a kid back in Elementary borrow my mini Rc car. Then he said it broke and never returned the money nor the car. So i went to his house with him just to "Chill" i asked him what his favorite game was, it cost about 50 dollars. So i took it and told him its mine now. I got to keep it. Want to know how much the RC car costed? 25. xD

[Josh360]

loool

[DcTheLeet]

11:22

"Hey! Brush that shit off, move on, and get another girl behbeh!"

LOL!

[homiesfly]

ey yo faded were do i write the fukin questions????

[FadedHolySoldier]

my inbox

[stevengood12]

@FadedHolySoldier are you from the bronx??????

[ruzhyo12]

trolled

[LocktOn]

13:14 ROFL

[yhcnuH]

13:27 get trolled

[MikeyTheRocko]

call the parents faded

[KINGBLAZE305]

yo wuzzup wit deze creepy dog advices? lol! shyt meng sum scary shyt

[undagroundsoulja]

fuck that i never let nobody borrow my shit. I know niggaz that i let them borrow my pencils none return it back.

[iPod174]

great mr.advice

really enjoyed your response to the question about loaning stuff to people

[SFitzy93]

putting his shit on the window??!! WTF!! thats some fucked up shit (no pun intended)

cant beat the Mr.Advice vids,fuckin classic

[rspkk0]

Hell ya faded, get that kids parents number and let um know what the fuck is up.

I remember I got my ipod stolen in 11th grade. If I ever found out who it was someone would get fucked up.

[Apollothemyth]

Yo Faded, if I resend the question in short form would you read it on one of your videos so everyone else can know exactly what happened?

[Apollothemyth]

If anyone is wondering about the Squidbilly incident you'd have to see the actual message I sent Faded.

[Criticismguy2009]

man that sux for the dude that got fucked around for his race those assshols are gonna get their asses kicked by karma

[Lubbless187]

haha 11;25 brushh that shit off your shoulder babayy(:

[CarouselTheater]

jerking off to squidbilly porn?

[raptorsfan102]

yo man you need a fuckin radio station..your fucking hilarious man...

[BlazingArbok]

faded does the guy you ran into, who recognized you, have a youtube account? if so what is the name of it?

[FadedHolySoldier]

no he dont

[leo6913]

Ayy Faded I was wondering, have you ever watched "Gundam 00?" And if so, what do you think about it?

[FadedHolySoldier]

im on episode 6...i like the plot,how they want to stop wars

[guitarmessiah95]

13:27 faded you know thats not a real question these mr.advice questions get crazyer and crazyer

[lance30038]

ROFL AT YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT

[Savethepolarbears79]

more sound advice from THE ICON fadedholysoldier

[oscarr89]

some of these questions are hilarious! LOL

[EZ3Xicano]

Dogiem is nasty

[BDUBTheAnimeMaster]

lol these questions get funnier and funnier

[smoothboi15]

Yo Faded. You should defo ring that guys parents and film it!

[TylorDark]

Faded, my gosh your danm right i have had that experience for sure

[dominic970]

"kimnozowee" u can tell dat story is 100% BULLSHIT

[jos3ph805]

Keith shitlen lol

[hatefulnatas666]

Oh Faded what part of Jersey you from.? Im up a little past Edison park in Elizibeth. =D

[FadedHolySoldier]

by the wendys on rahway ave.......

[hatefulnatas666]

Ha ha ha ha ha i beat his ass with a mouse.

[ComputerNerdAka]

haha fuckt up questions

[balllliiiiinnnn]

Doctor crack's question is fake how comes all his questions involve shit?

LOL

[oTOPMANo]

your English accent needs abit more work faded lol

[spardassin]

"FRESH FADED HOLY FUCKING HAIRCUT!!!"

haha fuck yeah faded your the shit bro, awsome vid btw

[jendeh32]

the guy below by the name

"XxCosalaSinxX", his mom told me that he cought him sucking his boy friend's ass for some shit and his cock for some cum juice before he came out the closet. He also tried to hit on me & was staring at my belt buckle.

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[applejuice95]

Shit on the window.

[cookie4u4free]

i love ur videos faded

[DangerousBTV]

so u were in 8 grade when the SNES was popular so u r like 30 yrs old so that is why u have so much wisdom keep it up

[FadedHolySoldier]

lol..im 27

[darisinggamer]

Hey FHS whats the weirdest question you've ever been asked? These are some off the wall questions

[XJ0rdanX1]

faded where would I post a concern i have to you and good book choice

[FadedHolySoldier]

utube me the message

[MazERulEZ]

dude faded accept my ps3 friend request! xToyMachinex !! thanks

[EZ3Xicano]

me too lol

[FadedHolySoldier]

2 something..lol

[vickywog]

I remember every guy I ever kissed, if i see them in the street even 10 years later. A girl never forgets cuz their more emotional than guys, unless them loose girls who kissed too many guys to remember. But most of the time a girl might just be embarrassed of that guy so she'll pretend she doesnt remember. we sometimes make mistakes when we are younger, and don't want our mistakes coming to say hi to us 5 years later LOL sucks but just being honest.

[bigboss5251]

Faded, you are the fucking king bro!!!

[Pasguiroq]

some of this ?s are fake obviously

but to the15 yr dude that slept with the 20 yr old wtf? u didnt do her? man u lost ur chance she getting bang in PR since u didnt put that magin in her lol

[krazytoonz323]

dude i love the mr advice vids lmco theres always somefucked up story in them lol

[Dropkick32X]

Yeah Faded, Libraries surprisingly rock! When I use to go to the Library, they had Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on dvd and X-Men cartoons on vhs to rent.

[mickhellion85]

there are to many dog fuckers in the world.

[mickey0209]

i lived in Foroda for 3 years i didnt see any

[ninezerosofficial]

in 8th graee a friend borrowed my dead or alive 2 game for dreamcast bastard kept saying he 4got & lied saying he game it to my other friend & got away with it

[chafenhimer]

i laughed so fucking hard at the shit smelling guy/jerking off dog thing. and the fact that faded takes it so seriously makes it even better

[thormx878787]

im from california

[xp720]

theres racist south and friendly south.

[ayiska57]

@xp720

[deomartinez77]

14 year old girl+ 18 year old guy = eventual statutory rape

[scttscoodoo]

Fadeds advice videos are the best fake questions or not they have me rolling in laughter.

[TheWhitepeperidiot]

lmao faded ur lost how did u not know its a library library equals books and books books also comics haha

[firekreve2j]

dude can't you tell half ur questions are fake? they just fuckin with u..

[firekreve2j]

if u blew his head off how come ur not in jail ghetto bastard jew?

[crudstickles]

dude dont let anyone diss your culture.......

[XxAllThatRemainsxX13]

jerking off the dog?

Man faded cant u tell those are some FAKE ASS questions

[50908]

That actually can happen, Theres a breeder of dogs i know he jacks OFF all the males for Artificial Insemenation he does to his females dogs.

[CptBubblez]

the second story pissed me off,im half white and half mexican,it almost makes me wish i wasnt white at all when i hear those fucking assholes talking shit about other races

[dallascowboystar2012]

hey dude we need more guys like u more halfs because if there were more halfs racesem want be that bad because a white person want be able to be races if he has mexican or black blood in him 2

[L1to23]

o_0 weird mr. advice questions

[toonamikid]

hahahahah the last question was trolling lol

[ThreeDollaBillYall]

Ever read there book? No, It's ICP. Horrible Group

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

Thumbs up this comment if you think this is the best Mr. Advice EVER!

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

Keith Eckland is my HERO!!

[ThePanda187]

show him was sup

[awakenforlife]

Not even close on the British accent :p... just saying ;) lol

[FadedHolySoldier]

u from london?

[awakenforlife]

lol nope, but I've heard the accent way too many times to know. I'm not hating or anything in case you took it that way, it's just funny the way it sounds ;)

[909tag]

HOLLYFUCKEN CRIST UR funny as fuck bro,

[Apollothemyth]

Thanks for answering my question, man. Next time I ask a question, Ill make it shorter. :)

[msns57]

hahaha u got owned on the anime part

[TCRos15]

I LOVE how you say Libary

[123abcbaby]

LMAO KEITH ECKLAND

[RTOsquadron1]

Aha Faded youre becoming quite a celebrity

[Manga4TW]

These questions r soo fooking funny and ur english accent lmao. Try doing a scottish accent on ur next video lol.

[THEANIMEPERV]

damn man there are some freaks out there wtf.

[Maztuhmind]

another good way to read a bunch of free manga is the website onemanga.

dlg is a hispanic singing group who plays salsa type music. they are aight. it stands for dark latin groove. my mom has their cds and tapes.

[AlaskanWildernessMan]

So many shit questions btw haha. Some ppl need to get checked out by a Psychiatrist for real lol.

[omegashenron8]

I laughed so fucking hard kimnozewee question LOL.

[AlaskanWildernessMan]

4:23 Yo I live in Georgia and fucking love Mexican ppl haha. Especially Latinas! I wish I knew more Latinos cus they're real chill people. As for that 15 year old dude who was told by that 20 year old woman that she was in love with him, I think she was just bored. Seriously, 15 and 20? Really? But idk lol maybe she was, who knows. She's probably in Puerto Rico doing her thing like Faded said. Plenty of other beautiful women out there.

[TCRos15]

I'm from Georgia, I Heart Mexicans. Although Faded is right about some things about the south, for every bigot in the south there are 10 of the nicest people in the world. I live in Mass now. I some different ways, racism is worse up here. In the south, whites get along with and hanfg out with minorities as well as being bigots. Up north, the two sides basically just dont mix too much. There are plenty of good relationships but they dont really hang

[calos925]

black street kid tried to steal ur super nintendo becuase he was to poor LMFAO

[JuggaloDiscography]

Dam ur so original you can make a replay that says juggafag in caps dam your getting to know your keyboard it's to bad that i had to make a response showing how fucking stupid you are.

[DopeBoiSS]

Your Advice Are Pretty Ghetto, But Nonetheless Their Pretty Good..

[IceKoob09]

hey Faded about ISP - have you seen the film Death Racers - it has them in it - saw it in some supermarket a few days ago looks pretty good.

Really enjoy your videos by the way. Theyre really good, keep it up :D

[kaiserzero61]

13:32 LOL

I laughed so hard at that one!

Yeah, I remember that video dogiem made about Jedite1.

Jedite's response to his hate video was pure gold and ownage, though.

[djklink20009]

sometimes i think the questions you get are taking the piss these ppl are winding you up me thinks

[aurash91]

13:27 lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[IIxMattiexII]

kimnozowee

dat was fake!!

BULLSHIT

[RIPbigproof920]

no shit dude lol

[knop95]

good advice

LOL! 12:20

LOL! 13:27

why do these fake stories keep coming? or are they even for real?!?

[87California]

That sux for the guy who had his iPod lost, it reminds me back in early 2007 in my old neighborhood, I was walking around the playground in the Elementary school near my old apartment, I was listening to my iPod video, minding my own business, then suddenly some white wigger junkie came up to me and saw my iPod and robbed me, threaten he had a knife and I was wearing flip flops so I couldn't run or fight back because you never know, It's a dangerous neighborhood so I just gave him the damn ipod

[87California]

(continued) and he took off, I wanted to kick his ass so bad, but he looks a little more stronger and faster then me and you never know if he really does have a knife or a gun, an iPod is not worth risking your life, at times like this I wish I had a gun

[aurash91]

buy a gun. you're welcome.

[87California]

I should either get a 12 gauge or an Uzi, lol thanx for the tip

[UndergroundOutsider]

LOL. at 14:00 that fucking dog/shit/cum story made me spit out my beans on toast, damn, you get some skat porn, beast porn lovers on your videos huh Faded?

[dogiem]

yes it is the reali me m8!!! add me on facebook if u want

[sparkalanio]

smearing shit all over my window BEAT the fuck out of this kid thats some nasty shit

[1337sarcophagus]

lmao this was hilarious as FUCK

[TheDreadMan]

well...........this is a rather disturbing & funny edition of Mr. Advice/ but even I got something out of the female based questions.

[fitzcannon]

what kind of fucked up questions were those? jesus christ those stories sounded disturbing as hell!

[xC4Rbonx]

Some of that shit was so sick...WTFF

[JuggaloDiscography]

i removed it because i was trying to say made a song but i spelled it made a sound lol, what the hell is clown mape? also wear all black bitch i wear blue jeans and any color shirt i can find from green to blue.... lol bitch your from the south to me i live in Canada and was born here to lol. i don't have person hygiene? can you even spell it right "hygene" wtf is that.... lol because you can't even spell mom. yes because every juggalo wear make up. lol i have not yet. so FUCK YOU!

[misterflip20]

"ill call the parents for you if you want cuz this shit pisses me off >:O" haha faded, youre gonna be a great father one day.

no joke xD

[jumpmanhat]

i doubt every question is authentic.. if my life included any of those scenarios.. holy fuck... i cant even imagine. is it because I live in Canada?

[FadedHolySoldier]

lol welcome to the lives of american people

[joelitoman]

LOL HAHA

[ECWpaulBest69XD]

Racism in the south is just a sterotype. yes there's some racists very vocal ones over there, but most people in the south are actually more real than people in cali , new york, etc. at least in the south u know who's a racist so u can stay away from them.

Kids NEVER let anybody who's not close to u to "borrow" any expensive stuff. its just common sence!

[GreatestVidsEver]

Racism in the south does exist although you shouldnt generalize.

KEITH SHITLAND

[DrGnockerz]

Racism exists everywhere, because there are ignorant bastards everywhere

[JuggaloDiscography]

Whoop! Whoop! NINJA!

[mirquintana08]

lmao ill break his fucken legs funny shit