Heinz Automato 3

[mounsteres]

Would you like some hamburger with that ketchup?

[udahoe24]

it's shitting ketchup :D

[kunven]

that looks like a human shiting

[DaComputaMasta]

I think this is the best one

[MrWonderBreadz]

"I was never hear, u didnt see anything" 0:23

[kirbyfan135]

HEINZ, ITS AUTOMATIC...*its automatic*

[zradyh]

fuck now i want hamburger  so F bad :(

i don't want to kill again :@

[monkeyguyman1]

IS HE SHITTING BLOOD ON THAT BURGER!?!?!?!?!!?

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

HERE TAKE MY MONEY WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS

[hammatten]

america just couldn't get lazier

[ray1351]

@hammatten im 100% sure you will be proved wrong

[Quyen11]

so my first thoughts were that the heinz automato was shitting on your bread.

[ZeMusicLover]

0:25 Most perfect looking burger ever.

[Pon3Pocalypse]

this one actually works

[eeek143]

renard brought me here.

[Omnigeek6]

Question: if this was the original, why were the other two built?

[adster700]

@Omnigeek6

That's like asking why are cars made.

[Omnigeek6]

@adster700

Phrased differently: if this was the original, why does it work so much better than its "successors"?

[adster700]

@Omnigeek6

I dunno, to be quite honest I don't really care either, they're pretty funny.

[UltimaSigma]

HEEINNZZ, ITS AUTOMATIC!

It's Automatic

[hiperson135]

Where can these be bought? Because I need one. Now.

[memyselfdinges]

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE?!

[Deter127]

I'd eat it.

[LazerChicklets]

Now do it with mayo.

[thatonegirludontknow]

I was like, oh perfect! And then I was like no... stop, please.. that's too much..

[carstenbraatz]

the burger looks disgusting

[Bananaboy994]

Those arms are useless aren´t they

[adermaster]

wants some burger with that ketchup

[GiNo41895]

Close enough.

[dbadgones]

i haven't laughed so hard in a while!! THANK GOD FOR THIS VIDEO!

[zweit9]

Poor thing pooped its guts out.

[triFeral]

those fucking arms

im dying

[Laoch111]

Would you like some burger with your ketchup? ^_~

[9000Luke]

lmao he puts the bun on

[UD503J]

I fell off the couch.

[JiminyKracker]

I'm as spellbound by this invention as Homer was with a drinking bird

[Suuhlem]

I think there's some hamburger in that ketchup.

[normalz4weirdos]

That was cool ... but now I'm hungry :(

[PatchesDaHamstr]

540 YY no scope squirt to the patty.

[jojjannes]

I'd like some more Ketchup please.

[MissDinasaurPhoebe]

Yu gonna eat dat!?

[xsonz2]

it comes from a world... we may not understand.

[buyneee]

i'd still eat that

[calleisking]

McDondals style!

[THRONausFLEISCH]

I laughed so hard that I cried. This is a thing of utter beauty.

[landshark80]

This is pretty much exactly what I need, a machine that poops ketchup.

[JustPlainLuckyTV]

just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you do this....

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

[domizzl]

that is just, full of win!

[middlemanclayton1]

may i ask.....why?

[peakhour]

Tomauto would've been a better name.

[petergavinwilson]

dude, there's like a litro of ketchup in that hamburger lmao

[IvoryArtery]

I fap to this like 5 times a day

[resolver1]

slam that bun on top of it...bam. Breakfast is served motherfucka *spins his arms*

[briantw1]

@pocketocrisps You clearly didn't read the sentence properly - this is not a contraction. "It is" and "it has" are both nonsensical in that sentence - Heinz is using the apostrophe to make a possessive, which is incorrect, and one of the most prevalent misuses of the apostrophe, in case you haven't noticed.

[3eyedwonderkid]

So speedy

[briantw1]

That is very cool. (don't use an apostrophe in "its" though)

[pocketocrisps]

@briantw1 Actually, their use of "it's" is correct.

it's

1. contraction of it is: It's starting to rain.

2. contraction of it has: It's been a long time.

You may consult a dictionary if you don't believe me.

[briantw1]

@pocketocrisps So, are you suggesting that the author meant "the original Heinz Automato57 doing it is thing," or "the original Heinz Automato57 doing it has thang?" Those are your two options, right? Hahaha :)

[pocketocrisps]

@briantw1 Dang, I figured there was something I was missing. I thought you were commenting on the

"It's automatic!" thing. My bad. :d

[forNOreason100]

This is the best piece of shit ever. LOL very clever guys.

[Mephaistus]

a Ketchup burger with a little bit meat and salad, and extra ketchup

[iliketofart11]

Not a single fuck whas given that day.

[ImEspeciallyEpic]

@iliketofart11 Idiot.

[iliketofart11]

@ImEspeciallyEpic I think we all know your sirname, So don't repeat it.

[KormakurBreki]

@iliketofart11 memes suck, you suck

[iliketofart11]

@KormakurBreki Umad?

*See what i did there*

[KormakurBreki]

@iliketofart11 NO that's not how the meme works, its supposed to be umad umad umad not "umad?" no question mark "SEE WAT I DID THERE?"

[iliketofart11]

@KormakurBreki Perhaps you should learn some proper grammar and puncutation.

[KormakurBreki]

@iliketofart11 No it was just a joke. SEE I can spell!

[d0real]

THESE VIDEOS ARE MY NEW FAVOURITE THING

[nlicky]

Wow, now this video out of the many was the cleanest out of all of them. I could see this robot being used in restaurants were it that clean all the time. And yes, it surely is automatic!

[pontus515]

Here's your fucking burger. Yes its automatic. Fucking deal with it and eat!

[KravVolder]

Why do all of them have spinning thingies

[EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

love the half assed guy slapping the top half on

[F4tLip]

The arms!

[Paintingguy2]

It did a 360 no-scope on the burger

[nealshireman]

@Paintingguy2 ahahahahahah

[cade113]

dam thats a lot 

[stickmanbrains]

If only the robot could make the rest of the sandwich, then it'd replace my wife.

[blackeyedcheese]

The future is NOW!!!

[HiraOwnzu]

Spin out win.

[NinjaBearFighter]

epic spinout

[cammywobs]

SLAP DAT BUN

[Th4Pwnz0r]

I would useually say "You win the internet." But this deserves more than the internet.

[arthurdragon17]

i wonder if he ate it?

[Karee111]

like a sh*tting machine :D beta0.1 version

[venomstrikez]

that looks like one tasty burger.

[Tai223235]

Man if that robot wasted my ketchup I'd knock it off the fucking table.

[mavsdirk]

TIP: Stop saying the last "its automatic" phrase. Sounds dumb as shit and ruins the whole bit

[mwfail]

This one isn't funny.

[DrQxx]

I said just a little ketchup you dicks :) 

[Mythcerbero]

jajajajaja yo quiero uno de esos xD

[Reddylion]

hi hi

[valantisblack]

you make this only because you boring to put heinz in your burger??? OMG

[peterpam92]

finally one which work :D

[webekyle]

I gotta get me one of these.

[ksadjfoerhf]

American cuisine's newest ingenuity. A robot that craps ketchup on your sandwich.

[alidan]

it looks like its taking a dump on the hamburger.

a diarrhea squirt

[Onyx1987]

@alidan Thank you captain obvious.

[supersentiger]

@alidan thats the point

[OSFishbulb]

@alidan

THAT'S THE JOKE

[ImSuchaGamer]

@alidan Its ment to, thats why it has arms

[TheKevinGOGO]

@alidan

bloody hell...

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[ponczo93]

MORE KETCHUP THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

[keztar]

The arms look like they came off of a "Hulk" doll

[izdagrimeyone]

thats how much ketchup i put on my burger

[xtrmn8r16]

lmao! NICE!

[OniLink10]

Best waste of ketchup. EVER.

[robotlovefilms]

you should invent an automatic heinz that flies or hovers. you could base your design on the humming bird.

[skrott22]

Invest in a tripod........would do wonders for your video also white balance your camera.