Whose Line: Blind Date Hoedown (II)

[KiteSwift]

Chip is so funny!

[crazyei8htsGH5]

I had a blind date, but I didn't want to go.

My buddy set me up, he said "It'll be great, you know!"

When I arrived, things didn't go as planned.

He thought I was gay, so he set me up with a man.

[mAStr050]

chip always makes fun of ryan

[chelseafcrocks82]

To the below comments: How the heck does bald rhyme with GaGa!?

[baddragon360]

my friend sent me on a blind date just to torcher me

who i was going with he wouldnt let me see!

when she arrived i rather would be bald

cause my blind date was Lady GaGa!

[Whataboss99]

@baddragon360 The rymed really well

[baddragon360]

@Whataboss99 thank u...i think.

[LiveforChrist999]

I went on a blind date,it didn't end too well

When I saw her,I wished I was in jail

Her face was so nasty,it confirmed my worst fears

And yes,you guessed it,her name was Brittney Spears!

[aidancormack]

@LiveforChrist999 britney spears

[aidancormack]

@LiveforChrist999 is hot

[LiveforChrist999]

@aidancormack Well,maybe,but I'm referring to her when she went crazy and shaved her hair bald for no apparent reason.It's good to see she's changed for the good though.

[LiveforChrist999]

@aidancormack BTW I would've done one about Justin Bieber,but I wanted to be original.

[aidancormack]

@LiveforChrist999 oh true sorry about that and ya you would've gotten so much hate if you did one about justin

[cobrafangz]

i was set up by a friend for a movie date

it started off real rocky she told me she was baked

she did a line inside the show and made a great big scene

thats what i get for being friends with charlie sheen

[Cybrsk8r]

I went on a blind date, just the other night

When I opened up the door, I got quite a fright

I covered up her face, with a brown paper bag.

Because she looked like Drew Carey in drag.

DREW CAREY IN DRAAAAAAAG!

[pinkcowgirl2006]

I had a blind date, it really was quite bad.

He got kinda abusive and he got really mad.

He tried to hurt me but much to his surprise,

He ended up blind because I gave him two black eyes.

[Yellow4494]

Chip is so cute and I love him in the pink shirt! His hoedowns rock!

[Whalturk]

I love Chip's rhymes! :D

[JoshWhitaker87]

i went on a blind date and we really had a blast

i can't think of anything to fit that rhymes with blast

we went out and had alot of fun

i was in bed by eight and home by one

[HanoNano13]

what really made her hot were all my fancy shoes

you owned this one Ryan ;)

[TheLastLevel999]

My Blind Date Hoedown

I'm using a dating service from the internet

Now I am married with the first person I met

Let me tell you all, though I do not like to boast

My spouse is perfect, now I'm sleeping with the host!

[ShiningTsuki]

doo-doo-doo, I have no hair.

[gumgumno12994]

Chip has really great rhymes. Colin does too but he tends to panic.

[AmuletIhara]

oh Chip XD hahaha Colin's verse was brilliant! hahahaha

[ferinate101]

@PinkPsycho92 What's your problem with Chip? He's the best there at hoedowns

[PinkPsycho92]

@ferinate101 He's always making fun of poor Ryan thats why! He's an asshole!

[ferinate101]

@PinkPsycho92 lol I'm sure Ryan finds it funny, too, and I'm also sure he can take a joke. Everyone makes fun of each other on whose line, whether it's Ryan's shoes, Colin's bald head or Drew's weight, everyone makes fun of each other.

[valkolakk]

@ferinate101 Don't forget Wayne's butt lol

[HtheKing777]

@PinkPsycho92 Chip has had like 12 hoedowns, in 2 of them he has made fun of Ryan? Ryan has made fun of drew carey like 5 times and i lost count how many times they have made fun of colin mochrie, so whats your point?

[uome20bukz]

@PinkPsycho92 Man shut the fuck up, they all joke around with each other.

[Andrewxx20]

@ferinate101 Ryan is better.

[CPU007beez]

@PinkPsycho92 jesus bro calm the fuck down!

[insanezaneify]

@PinkPsycho92 yea calm the fuck down

[Goldeneye1997]

I really liked Colin's hoedown on this one

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

Chip's hoedowns are always really good, even though he tends to pick on people a lot. More than Drew or Ryan, which is saying something.

[kimla61197]

Chip is always good at singing

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

Am I the only who thinks Chip picks on people too much during hoedowns? I know it's all in fun but I feel like he does it WAY more than all of the other performers. I sitll love Chip nonetheless! :)

[tsukune007]

fredzilla

[4evr2btru]

I went on a blind date, just the other day

I thought that that'd it be fun to go out and get away

But then something happened, much to my suprise

My blind date was literal , he didnt have any eyes

[fumpsee]

chip does surprisingly well when he makes fun of ryan

[rollthedice23]

I went on a blind date, I thought it would go well

For about a half an hour everything was going swell

But towards the middle of the night things started getting weird

My blind date was your mother, I was thrown off by her beard!

[XavyWin7]

Wow, it was good seeing Colin not use the Rosanne verse this time in Blind Date Hoedown, lol

[CanadaMuthafukka]

Well I'm a goth and I went on a date

I wore full makeup and she thought I was great

She was more into me than I ever thought that she would

But it makes sense, she was Evan Rachel Wood

[darkangelina42]

i wonder if everthing in ryans body in proportional to his height

[RyanK252]

I went on a blind date not too long ago

She looked real excited until I said hello

Don't know what I did that made her want to spit

Maybe it's cuz I told her my name was Brad Pitt

[TheRnger92]

chip is best at hoedowns hands down..

[drdudemeister]

Chips owns at the hoedown!

[DemiCullen17]

I thought Ryan was gonna do a thing about Chip, to get him back for that he said, lol

[TedKrusty]

Im Getting All Freaking Because Im Going on a Blind Date,

Im Really Excited and I Just Cant Wait!

I Want to Get There Quick! I Dont Want to Toil!

Nobody Told Me That My Date Was Susan Boyle O_O

[MyPaperBleedsInk]

Now I'm just purposely trying to find every hoedown chip is in. Haven't found one yet that isn't hilarious.

[sliickk]

-Ryan and his Ties :)-

[ilvdoggez]

Haha I love how Ryan always puts his finger to his head when he's trying to think of what to say next.

[bugstomper123]

And when I kissed her, she went 'do dododo dodo!" lol

[TerrificTwiTina]

I LOVE CHIP <3

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

omg, Colin. Best ending ever. 'Doo-d-d-doo! I HAVE NO HAIR!"

[kadakas1]

The "tutututu" is the joke he did earlier.

[rshcry24]

Chip is so great at Hoedowns. He's had some awesome verses, including ones on plastic surgery, Superman, mother is a drunk, and this one.

[metzdawg3000]

I had a blind date and it didn't go so well.

it might as well have been a blind date sent straight from hell.

it was really terrible and oh it was so bad.

imagine the look on my face when it wound up being my dad!

[WordsOfWillsdom]

I went on a blind date, my date was really HOT!

She was turned on by me quite alot!

We made love, at the end of that day!

But it turns out that She was a gay!

[BKAllmighty]

Last night's blind date wasn't bad, but it wasn't great,

I liked the girl so much, i stayed out really late,

since she was so wonderful, i was out until 3,

so when i got home, my wife was mad at me.

[WoWo37]

Colin is the hoedown king

[randomblob117]

just the other day, i went on a date

i took her out for dinner, and now its getting late

i took her home after dinner, and rested on her head

next thing i remember, we were naked in her bed

LOL

[PowerhouseTom]

i went on a blind date, just the other day

when i met her, it just makes me go yay

because when i see her, it makes me all hot

because my date isnt a person, she's a hotdog with the lot

[ImperialHyper]

i thought ryan was gonna say the size of my shoes

[YumeLupine]

One retard baby accidentally hit "dislike" thinking it meant "totally fucking awesome"

[MadFinn17]

chip is my fav. 

[danielleamorim]

chip is hot

[ECL28E]

My friends me up with that one time

But they both gave me 2 dates at the same time

I was in love with one more than the other

But it turns out they were dating each other

[houou100]

Chip is hillarious

[PinkPsycho92]

What is chips problem with Ryan? I think he's cute but he can be a real jerk at times!

[BigAJD54]

@PinkPsycho92 If you are serious with this comment then you really have problems. Who cares they all make fun of each other and that is also what makes the show funny so lighten up a bit. Also I am Old Greg!

[PinkPsycho92]

@BigAJD54 Eh, I do have problems I'll admit but doesn't everybody? :P

[BigAJD54]

@PinkPsycho92 well I will admit that to be true

[SciFiGirl15]

@PinkPsycho92 dude, they all do it! it's just good fun! relax! :D

[newman20072008]

@1:24

[newman20072008]

@ :1:24

[newman20072008]

@1:25 LOL good old Colin does it again LOL

[MrAsmith97]

i love chip hes hillarious

[Kittyburn]

You gotta admit, the cast must be pretty supporting to take Chip's constant shots at them during hoedowns.

Still, he's pretty much funny when it comes to them. x)

[KaxemaruNara]

one day as a joke, i called this ugly guy

i told him that someone wants to take a ride

he goes to his house, he gets all ready

he is so scared, because its Drew Carrey

[TheZizigay]

chip must hav many blind date before

[flowers884]

I don't get Colin's hoedown. Can someone please explain it to me?

[12Medbe]

@flowers884 Running Gag from Infomercial earlier in the show.

[antster1983]

@12Medbe "Do-do-do-dooo, I have no hair!"

[metzdawg3000]

@12Medbe I have no hair!

[RedKat999]

@12Medbe Yeah, I remember, when he said "Do do do do! I have no hair!"

[Minipolce]

@flowers884 During Informercial Colin took a vuvuzela and said: "to to to to to tooo! Im bald"

[tvmoviesandmusic]

@flowers884 It came from the hair removal infomerical (i was gonna add a link but ot said there was an error)

[VdHKevin]

@flowers884 .../watch?v=1OMrcYSLpBU

[VdHKevin]

@flowers884 /watch? v=1OMrcYSLpBU

[sanders22158]

@flowers884 look up the informercial about hair removal

[thisisnoturaccount]

@flowers884 you gotta see the whole episode to get it. its a joke about his hair

[misanthrodee]

@flowers884 she gave him a blow job :P

[Xshinz123X]

I think chip is gorgeous :P

[biggerthanyou79]

chip owned that one

[LaidBakGamer]

I went on a blind date, it was kind of a test,

To see if I could score, with the best,

It turned out quite bad, and i packed a sad,

When i saw, it was Colin's dad.

[Illiamwa1995]

I had a date once it went really sweal! We went through the park untill I said Well, It is getting late I should really take you home." then she said, "Don't worry I live with Drew Carry."

[boredmonkee]

I once dated a blind girl and we really hit it off,

She kissed me and she hugged me, she just couldn't get enough,

Then she got some surgery so she could fix her sight,

But now she'll only kiss me after turning off the light.

[23xPafikkkxxx]

when I went on a blind date i could not believe

i had sex with the man who had HIV

when i discovered that i'm gonna leave this world

i'm never gonna make love to a guy who is bald

[JoshWhitaker87]

i went out on a blind date one time and it was really bad.

cause my date was really sad.

my blind date was really really scary.

cause i was on a date with drew carry

[tess1197]

Ryan does have some fancy shoes

[kevmicester200076]

Chip only has like 20-25 hoedowns but his are funnier then all of Kathy's and Greg's combined

[ladymatsudai]

oh poor ryan! ^^

[dielouis]

why does Ryan put his finger on his ear?

[MattyQStudios]

im pretty sure i read in a biography, that he has a slight ear problem in his left ear other than that, i dunno xD

[vezina333]

The blind date I had last night has the coolest job around.

She works in a dark tunnel, miles beneath the ground.

We got drunk at my house, no blind date has been finer.

But I could have been arrested, contributing to a miner.

[pcf180]

I litterary went on a blind date I coudn't see.

I did her in bed she went to bed with me.

But the next morning I Regained my eyesight and that girl I wouldn't marry,

Because she looks just like Drew Carrey.

[Rallikt]

I hate when people sit around trying to be funny with their own hoedowns. They're never funny, and what makes them even worse is that you have plenty of time when you're making yours; these guys are making them up on the spot.

[JoshWhitaker87]

hey some of these were made up on the spot

[SimuLord]

I went on a blind date set up by a friend

The girl was really beautiful, she was hot to no end

But her voice was so annoying, it took away my breath

Sure it was a blind date but I wish that I was deaf.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I had a blind date just the other day

we got a bunch of beer and we just drank it away

when i asked this girl what she did for a hobby

she said she worked in a strip club in the lobby

[montecore18]

Syafiqjaffery, let me give you the lowdown,

Youre not funny and youre no good at hoedowns.

Youre out of time and you dont sense, you dont know how to compose,

Please shut the fuck up and leave it to the pros.

[pcf180]

Leeaaaave it to the prooooooooooooos...

[Tabletopdesert]

what the fuck :S

[syafiqjaffery]

damn it!

why are my hoedown removed?!

[captainsonic]

Chip's verse was awesome. XD

[SonicShock]

@syafiqjaffery you are so bad at this LOL

[arniegoal]

chip won this one ;)

[Singsonggirl]

Iloved Wayne's "bad taste" best verse of this one

[fallendmr]

one of the best hoedowns ever

[phililili23]

LOL Wayne mouthed "bad taste" after his. =P

[dbfi01]

im pretty sure hes saying blind date

[phililili23]

Nah, he half whispers it and you can hear the "sss." Also there's no "l" in the mouthing of the first word.

[dbfi01]

lol u can clearly see his tongue when he is pronouncing the word blind. altogether he is saying "my blind date"

[phililili23]

I can see what you're seeing now that you've explained it, but I can also REALLY see what I'm seeing. *shrug*

[KaupunkiApina]

lol ryan got pwned

[RedFerrari99]

having only seen whos line for a couple of days, is chip the one in the orange shirt?

[cloudstone123]

Yep.

[biker9476]

yes

[shadowranga]

yess he is

[ManicRevelation]

Yeah that's chip: The most under-rated whose line guest star.

[BERRARR]

yes.. probly the best at hoedowns too

[RedFerrari99]

good old chip

[RedFerrari99]

i love the hoedown

[biker9476]

chip and ryan are officially tied for best at hoedown!

[YamboMuzeek]

notice how ryan in almost every hoedown puts his finger on his temple?

[joeshab123]

Chip's verse is one of my favorite hoedowns ever!

[Poppenhuis]

Chip Chip Chiiiip

[killieboy93]

chip chip hooray??

[xXSmoothxCriminalXx]

omg chip is amazing at hoedowns, they should have had him on the show more often XD

[Goddessdaughter]

Lol he rocks ^_^

And I love that he dances =D

[Lavenderinscence]

@xXSmoothxCriminalXx Chip is good at most of the games! I agree he should've had more showtime! my fav of him is the bartender clip where he sings to colin about his haircut

[SciFiGirl15]

@Lavenderinscence CHIPS AHOY!

[FunRunTime]

haha

[jehy5]

CHIP! so FUNNY!

[Potts132]

Chip is to creative for his own good

[andu1337]

haha chip owned ryan :D

[Bus7777]

Do Do Da Do Do Do! LOL

[neverhasvideos454]

I remember my first blind date it didn't go quite well

i remember her as the biker chick from hell

she just had this look thats really easy to mock

she had alot of peircings and a giant green mohawk

[phoenix1977]

earier on in the show they did an infomercial about baldness and they had to use some props.

at 1 point colin picked up a prop that kind of looked like 1 of those horns you would see knights blow in movies about midevil times.

so he went dodododo .... i have no hair

[Yesfan90125]

It's from a game of infomercial on this same taping. Look for the infomercial about baldness.

[CellPhoneVideo]

Chip seems to take a shot at one of the other cast members every hoedown

[NobleHerold]

@CellPhoneVideo that's who to do it ;)

[Sveinern88]

@CellPhoneVideo Yeah, and he's really great at it toXD love Chip's hoedown verses!

[TubbyT789]

lmao @ chips verse

[arniegoal]

Chip is great at this

[Garselo]

Damn! Colin's verse was freakin' hilarious.

[Kall2541]

I went on a blind date just the other day,

it really sucked although it started out okay.

When i went to the restaurant, boy was it scary,

i got to the restaurant found out my date was drew carey

[Potts132]

Haha at 0:03 Chip. "Yussss"

[mariomanlite]

I love Chip's hoedowns! They are genius!

[ImmynimmyX]

does anyone remember the name of the hoedown where colin says "i still get way more sex that either brad or drew"...i've seen it a million times but i don't remember the name

[markoran1111222]

It was the Going Bald Hoedown.

[BlitzBlu95]

I think it's the 'Going Bald' hoedown.

[kero110]

it's the "going bald" hoedown. :) brad and drew make fun of colin about going bald so colin says:

people always kid me 'cause i'm losing all my hair

i can't really help it that i'm [phonically?] impaired

it really is quite horrible, but my life is not through

i still get WAY more sex than either brad nor drew

the way he says "brad nor drew" is just hilarious, like he's a little kid picking on them or something. 8D

[MrEtharian]

folically impaired.....your folic glands is your hair

[sagacious00004]

its the going bald hoedown

[studmail0]

its the going bald hoedown

[SirRobin126]

Drew didn't seem very enthusiastic about this one.

[casino9110]

chip should have been in more hoedowms!

[princess202352]

haha chip! SURE IT WAS A BLIND DATE BUT I WASNT BLIND ENOUGH!