when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead. if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if uoi post this on 5 more pages
It was my pleasure... I love Citroens as well. I lived there [France] almost two years (1989-91) and was married to a French woman for six. Darn it I never got to own a Citroen... I had a 1971 Renault 5 (Atomic orange!) which (I believe) was the first year for the 5 and Renault had simply took a Renault 4 chassie/engine/transmission and out a R5 body on it. It had the "funky" transmission shifter.
I should further explain that I am from North Carolina where Citroens are nearly non-existant. I say that because I noticed that you're from the UK and probably know the whole '71 R5 thing.
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). Here is the translation:
Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
Sadly, I don't speak French, I think it's his continued insistance for keeping the CX prestige turbo,(clearly, he has taste) when there are newer cars. Mind you, I could be wrong...
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). I'll do it in several posts due to the limit of characters. Here is the translation: Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
Chirac mummers under his breath - Oh putan! (Pas) encore?... which translate (not literal but in spirit) God Damn! (Not) again?! Literal translation is - Oh whore! (Not) again?! There is an inflection on "encore" as to say in a question form... as to ask Again?? or to say not again. Then narrator says: Jaques Chirac - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Holidays... 7 years of good intuitions.
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). Here is the translation:
Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
On peux m’expliquer pourquoi il y a tant d'English ?
samytm26 5 months ago
Chirac!
nellie2581 9 months ago
Oulalala XD bon ok Chirac etait peut etre un escro mai srx tout le monde le savait xD et aussi prefere chirac a sarko
MrHiiroS 1 year ago
C'est les gignols qui ont permis sa re election a lui!! :D
bachir1992 1 year ago
Rumeurs !!
Il roule en santreo turbo-diesel !!!!!
RetraiteQueDuBonheur 1 year ago
ho putin lol ahahhahahh
MrBoumedan 1 year ago
XD
"Oh putain!"
rayounet 1 year ago
Le célèbre nez de Chirac xD ,avec sa il en a du se mettre plein les poches :p
Warcraftwin 1 year ago
c'est mignon son image, je l'adore
messiekkk 2 years ago
Chirac might be a criminal, but he has very good taste in cars!
smiffy1071 2 years ago
hahahaha
fra2603 2 years ago
j'aime bien son beret, manque que la baguette !
MarcoBurrone 2 years ago
j'adore le mouvement de son nez à chaque fois qu'il cligne des yeux!!! trop fort! XD
bidou1203 2 years ago 6
je suis à 100 pour cent daccord c énorme et surnaturel lol
PsychotikPandora 1 year ago
oh putain j'espere que son assurance comprendra pour toutes les bagnoles cassée ;)
Trop lol
jjlaterreur 2 years ago
I'm sure the French government will take care of it :D
smiffy1071 2 years ago
ptdr j'ai du me retenir pour pas pisser
djmixavous 2 years ago 2
bah tien c que le début ducon tu va voir on va trop se marrer
deusxinvisiblewar3 3 years ago
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when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead. if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if uoi post this on 5 more pages
deusxinvisiblewar3 3 years ago
putain ils ont défoncé une CX !! looool
twentycent90 3 years ago 2
Yahou, y a que des anglais XD
duffman853 3 years ago 20
@duffman853
England rules.
mwillis1000 6 months ago
What has this got to do with citroen CX's? go take your face for a shit!
smiffy1071 4 years ago
parody of a citroen cx's ad. Think before insult.
thanelkc 3 years ago 10
I'm sorry but I am not sure why this thing has re-posted everything.
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
Hehehe, just like Citroen electrics, the net is very un-predictable!! Thanks for your post!
smiffy1071 4 years ago 2
It was my pleasure... I love Citroens as well. I lived there [France] almost two years (1989-91) and was married to a French woman for six. Darn it I never got to own a Citroen... I had a 1971 Renault 5 (Atomic orange!) which (I believe) was the first year for the 5 and Renault had simply took a Renault 4 chassie/engine/transmission and out a R5 body on it. It had the "funky" transmission shifter.
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
I should further explain that I am from North Carolina where Citroens are nearly non-existant. I say that because I noticed that you're from the UK and probably know the whole '71 R5 thing.
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). Here is the translation:
Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
Help me out here, what were they satirising about Le President?
Gchoob 5 years ago
Sadly, I don't speak French, I think it's his continued insistance for keeping the CX prestige turbo,(clearly, he has taste) when there are newer cars. Mind you, I could be wrong...
smiffy1071 5 years ago
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). I'll do it in several posts due to the limit of characters. Here is the translation: Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
Chirac mummers under his breath - Oh putan! (Pas) encore?... which translate (not literal but in spirit) God Damn! (Not) again?! Literal translation is - Oh whore! (Not) again?! There is an inflection on "encore" as to say in a question form... as to ask Again?? or to say not again. Then narrator says: Jaques Chirac - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Holidays... 7 years of good intuitions.
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago
I speak french and I can tell you the whole jist of the "pub" (advertisement). Here is the translation:
Take a good look at this man... President of the Republic....and he always has a good intuition. [Chirac pauses a moment to reconsider his parking space and decides to change. He parks in another spot and feels good about it. The piano crashes on the car]
jeffreyhughesnc 4 years ago