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  • LOLOL you are tooo funny! check out my channel :)

  • You are RIGHT! I think that compromise is key! Give some to get some! LOL, but you are so funny! -askheatherg

  • I love this video!!! LOL to the entire video!!!

  • i wish mine were that white :(

    

  • how your teeth so white?

  • u talk like pac sometimes seriously! :D

  • This was great!!!!

  • why cant i see part 2? is there something wrong with the vid?

  • DeStorm I'd follow you to the grave doe!

  • I WANNA KNOW EVERY DROP OF BLOOD THAT COMES OUTCHO VAGINA WHEN YA BLEEED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I just started using twitter.. and for those out there who already have one.. there is some very good advice being displayed everyday that actually does help. just go follow @iRelationship_ (only one underscore) it really does help trust me.

  • awwwww 10:33 y soo sexy

  • Damn refocusing of ur camera makes me feel like IM DrUUUUUUnnnkk for a min.!!!

  • advice?..I don't take anything for free..why the hell there is some much commotion.

  • 10:26 U AINT NOTICE?? THIS AINT MUTHA FUCKIN CAL A DUTY, THIS BLACK OPS BITCH! XD

  • haha u'r funny

  • I don't know if you have a gf but I think that your perfect mate is that youtube girl BritPopPrincess even if she lives in UK. :) She is like your famele version.

  • Ha this dude is for real... This couldn't have been said or explained any better. It's that simple

  • man you're so smart and funny..can't understand why you're single :D

  • okay martin lawrence

  • Man! LOL my knees got weak from laughing! I was falling out over and over! FUNNY!

  • i love this (x

  • you are funny

  • we like to browse , she sits on yo lap. GODDAMMIT !!!!!

  • he reminds me of Kevin Hart , He's Funny And REAL

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  • After watching this clip I really wished I saw this a few months back when i was still with my ex. Your advice is really giving me an outlook on alot of situations w my relationship and what could've been fixed and wha couldn't be fixed.

  • wheres part 2?

  • props on "if u cant afford to b taking a girl out, stop thinkin bout gettin a girl & start thinkin bout gettin a job" yesssssssss!!! & pick her up by foot oh man LOL tooo jokes!

  • this is a MUCH better vid...but if a woman calls it quits just cuz of what her "girls" say den she got NO backbone. misery likes company, so its easy for single ladies to tell u ur man is busted & hes a scrub yada yada but if he my man dont matter if he missin an arm or leg or wears strips with polka dots, hes MY MAN & ima rep him all day!!

  • Well said man, well said.

  • DeStorm hey man what camera do you use I need a good ass HD muthafuckin camera like your man!

  • I love your advices. Good job. ;)

  • hey i need some advice. you see there is this girl i like. she's nothing like any girl you've ever seen before. nothing you can compare to your neighorhood hoe. i'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.

    what should i do to make her mine?

  • Relationships are challenged by circumstances and social influences. They fail if they are not managed with care and consideration of the other person's feelings. The mismanagement of these relationships ultimately bring grief and pain to all the people involved. Seek to manage your relationships with care and consideration of the other person's needs. Recognize that sometimes you cannot repair the errors of your past; however today is the first day of the rest of your life.~Ervin Jackson, PhD

  • AYO I GOT TEEENN BITCHEEZZZZZ SOOOON!

  • Deadly Substance by John Deville .... that is all

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshjcb gahjvfsdj lmfao I wanna know every got damn  drop coming out of yo fuckin vagina when you on yo period! Lmao!!!!

  • YOU SO AWESOME!! you make me laugh, and smile. Its all so true tho :)

  • Hellll yea preach it!

  • you make alot of sense my man. I have been really upset for days, taking a break from my girl. Now, I can critically think about our relationship.

  • I'd love to see the day when a woman actually let something go.

  • what? a man who ACTUALLY understands women?!?!!?! :O

  • JheEEEEeEeEeSze Sexy Teeth & wow you went in. so true.

  • why you locking your phhonne !!

    lmao

  • Everything he said is damn TRUE!!!! And yes, he is VERY sexy!

  • @HungGaEmpress he sexy af!!!!! n he understand women damnnn

  • So am I the only person who has realized Destorm is sexy?

  • this video made me laughed! and i subbed! I just released a new video about love and the truth, you can find that on my channel page

  • 47 kids watched this video

  • if any girls need realtion ship advice email me what kind of advice you need to talk about and what is going on and i will make an video on it my channel it lexixoxo23 and my email it lexixoxo23@yahoo.com thanks (:

  • real worlddddddd!!!!!!!!1

  • this guy is awesome

    

  • r u trini?

  • I WANNA KNOW IT ALL!!!! I WANNA KNOW IT ALL! I WANNA KNOW EVERY MUTHERFUCKIN' DROP OF BLOOD THAT FALLS OUTCHO' VAGINA WHEN YO' PEEIN

  • IMMA FUCKIN MAN, IM GONNA PLAY MY HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • P90X (check)

  • lmao u made me laugh so much ; LOVE IT!

  • You are so funny! :) <3

  • The iphone 5 has a usb port???? No fucking way!?!?!

  • green and aqua are the same thangs lol

    that killed me

  • Destorm, can you please make a video on how to get past Awkward Silences in relationships?

  • I FUCKING LOVE YA DAMN YOUR JUST AWWWWSOME!!!!:)

  • Is so funny... :D I like your style

  • This was made on my  birthday :)

  • you see it now motha fucka you see it now!! lmao xD

  • Lmfao :D

  • WHY YOU LOCKIN YO FONE?

    WHY YOU LOCKIN YO FONE?

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah­ahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahah­ahhaha

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  • Hi I'm 14 and I just need an advice when I start dating a girl , like after asking her out ,

    When should we kiss Plz anybody answer !!!

  • @omar77467 like when you guys feel right , good luck on it and all but dont be pushing it because it will end the realtionship

  • @omar77467 If your talking about them long good ass kisses, when you get into the moment of things and u can look into her eyes and get lost, and she can get lost in yours; that's the best time to be kissing her; unless u mean lil' pecs on the lip..than anytime ps. anytime u see her.

  • @omar77467 In 16 years.

  • @omar77467 you must kiss her as soon as possible doesn't make sense to wait cos its too frustrating and too much tension! if you can do more with her you must but only if she let you.. do not force her..you can try rub her leg or kiss on the neck..but please take proper precaution for safety!

  • his smile to die for <3

  • Companionship is for the weak, being a loner is the way.

  • ur hilarious i love it

    

  • lmao im dyin laughin!

  • if you're neutral you might want another neutral motherfucker i don't know :D lmfao

  • amen to 3:03

    

  • marry me ! :D

  • couldnt stop laughing!!...great content-- -5 stars

  • I'm 12!! (:

  • if u ass mite just get one lol

  • you start looking like a goddamn duck lmao

  • Love the video homie!

  • "you gotta take care of your dental" lmaooo!!

  • Dude I love your advice it has helped me alot :)

  • Sad thing is, I'm a girl, and I relate to the guys side more than the girls. I don't give a damn about aqua shoes. I'd rather play fucking black ops with my boyfriend. Life isn't Forever 21 and shit. Jeez girls get a life.

    Btw I'm a 13 year old. :{D

  • @TheJolandaMusic But thats the thing, at 21 allot of things are different; u care about allot of different things, you think about allot of different things; i guarantee some of the things that define you know won't define u in 8 years; my point is at that age you've matured and gone through some things so your gonna be allot different then you were back in middle school or wherever... so yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR XD!

  • Dude thank you this helped me so much!

  • I cant tell if that beeping sound is in my house or in the video.

  • hahahahahaha omg i love it, sooo funnyyy.

  • yeah video gaming!!! this guy knows his shit!

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! "I wanna know it allllllll" "I wanna know it all, I wanna know every mutha fuckin drop of blood that comes out of your vagina" LMFAO HAHAHAHA

  • I wanna know every motherfucker drop of blood that fall out from ur vagina ! lol ( :

  • i lock my phone cause my girl check my phone when i take shower lol

  • "Girls are just smart, and that's just the fact " :) ---your right baby:)

  • man you talk non-stop....

    

  • Lol! "Then yo ass dun need to be gettin' a girl, yo ass needa be gettin a JOB!"

    xD Y'know, I used to be racist until recently. So I never thought I'd say this to a black man but you are my HERO.

  • AHAHHAAA So funny, so true

  • brush ur teeth my nigga lol

  • im a boy and im shy and trying to get a girl friend and i want some ass lol so any tip ?

  • Im just laughing with you :-)

    so funny ,

    Like youre vids , I subscribed you :-)

    See you in Germany if you come for a visit ;)

    Peace

  • i got all the info to my man shit he's has the the same to me an i don't check cuz i trust him and the an same goes for me. we'll be married soon so what's the deal love is love and space is space we good kisses later boo on that note but you still our besties

  • hell yea imma get the iPhone 5 lmfao

  • Lmaoooo

  • my problem is at 3:38.that why im single now,it suck

  • DeStorm is my man crush "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAAAAN!!"

  • LMAOOO why u lockin yo phone????

  • I dunno if i need any advice, but this guy can be as funny as hell:D

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  • I like how he said 'Neutral' instead of Bi, sounds nicer ;)

  • This shit is so fucking hilarious :p

  • "This shit got a USB port!" hahaha.

    Great advice DeStorm. I love your vids, keep being awesome man!

  • this is silly..haha i posted it,most parts are true,esp. the halooooo and the segway LOL LOL

  • hey not sure if you said this in the part 2 video but there is a lot of guys who just have their hands on their partner. no one thinks that hot.

  • This is a black Ops BITCH :D

  • I respect that you laguh at your own jokes. :) Keep up your thing, DeStorm

  • "Get a Segway or somethin!"

  • "But destorm, I ain't got no money to be takin' no girls out!"

    "Then yo ass need to stop lookin' for those ladies and start lookin' for a job" Lol! This made my night.

  • lolll

  • I swear to god, I have fallen in love with you. haha. You are amazing. Thank you for this.

  • i wanna know every drop of blood that fall out your vagina!!!

  • F that, why can't I fuck while playing Halo, the girl that lets you do that is the girl to keep

  • you're better off just singing...

  • WRONG i cant argue with girls i just go into a (boob hawk land) and try ride them all is the plan

  • i am a muslim

  • he is so outspoken, i like him

  • The neutral part cracked me up

  • you aint noticed? This aint motherfucking call of duty, this black ops bitch! :)

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  • you're hilarious dude xd

  • fuck tony

  • Recycle Bitch! Free Paper for your airplane :D

    Thumbs up if you ever reused something as a gift lol

  • you know no kids have left the video

  • i use to walk then i took an arrow in the knee 

  • this should be called doctor De's advice

  • "We don't know the fucking diference between green and aqua!" LMAO

  • the most important thing to a relationship is honesty.

  • @CPloverish as well as communication. Honesty and communication will make a relationship last

  • @TitaniumProAce true that. but dont forget while you are being honest, you are also communicating with your partner. but true what you said nonetheless.

  • @CPloverish Agreed

  • i got the same watch as him

  • I have Anuptaphobia. The fear of being alone or single.

  • "bitch you ain't no this is the iPhone 5, this shit gotta usb port!!" LOL

    

  • Ahahahah! The whole video game thing is backwords for me and my current x-bf. We both love playing video games, but im sucked into world of warcraft ;o

  • "AHHHH bitch you aint notice i have the Iphone 5" lmfao

  • you're my idol from 13 minutes :D lol

  • If you cant deal with it you better cope with it!

  • "Yoou gotta start brushing ya teeth my nigga.."

    LMAOOOO!!

  • god i found u today and im really fucking loving it ... ur sooo damn right !!!

  • lawl! tap 1 repeatedly to get the dude to woof! ^-^'

  • TOO FUNNY HAD TO LAUGH HIS DAMN SELF

  • haha fucking love this.....so much that im sharing it on my fb page. =]

  • get a segway or somethin

  • pure brilliance

  • Saying "In my rants, as you know, I curse, so I will be going in" probably enticed more children than those that turned away. lol smh

  • Dang, you gotta tell people to brush their teeth in 2011!??

  • u so silly but so right!

  • You need to make more videos I can not stop laughing

  • ey! 2pac stop talking about relationships and go back to rapping

  • This is so fudging hilarious

  • I died laughing when he kept saying "WHY YOU LOCKIN YOUR PHONE?" lol