WORTHLESS ANIMALS

[Moe3391]

Cat: "WTF DO U WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

[polarstarcurly]

You should have given him some BONK! Atomic Punch.

[italian504]

Now that is a cat who does not give a fuck :3

[gotcha2009]

your cat has a derp eye

[dogezon]

How the fuck did I end up here from Equestria Daily.

[Rockyme100]

@dogezon The same way as I did.

[tehMuffinMan100]

@dogezon go back the way you came if you're gonna make pointless and dumb comments like that

[DJPackmanOfficial]

Troll Cat is Troll

[LoafofGum]

I nearly shit myself. A cat, Mitch Albom, candy, and soda all in one video.

Fuck yeah.

[carmelo580]

"video features a cat"

"becomes your most watched video"

[HsxFree]

Drink the fuckin soda..

[DrinkYoPrUneJu1ce]

*Engi jumps out of nowhere*

[Justas923]

Man, your cat is fucking arrogant

[DxAdZxD]

Drink da fuckin' soda...

[Cbardell82]

stop doing nothing!

[Xunkun]

"What's that? Not me, fuck that, I'm a cat."

[ProxAyeMox]

@Xunkun Very nice, George.

[RandomGuy1994]

@Xunkun "Something you need? Ask the dog."

[usbfridge]

How else had read that book?

[jdogbement]

drunk people are funny

[anorith12]

44 people are worthless

[psycosanches589]

kitty's just like "i dont giv a fuck :|"

[thechief1992]

I got here cuz of ponies and TF2 lol

[Malleoz]

You know you've done something wrong when this is recommended for you.

[Bisoneer]

Even though i think the cat cant really hear him, he still shouldent talk to it like that :/

[FrostyElephant]

@Bisoneer He was just kidding dude, there's no need to make a big fucking deal.

[Bisoneer]

@FrostyElephant Did i sound like i was making a big deal out of it? all i said was he shouldent really talk to them like that. a "big fucking deal" would be, OMG WOW HE IZ SO CRULE TO DEEZE ANIMALZ SOMEONE STOP HIM OMG!!!!!!!111!!!!11

[FrostyElephant]

@Bisoneer Yes, you did.

[YAOIHUNTER3000]

Isn't this the same guy who raged at his cats. "DON'T GO IN MY FUCKING CLOSET!" and "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!"

[xXSpaceMexicanXx]

Fuckin worthless pussy

[icedtakers]

This really hit me where i live.

[hazzmando]

shwiggan brought me here

[ZeeBrony]

that cat has derp eyes D:

[demonjack123]

@ZeeBrony Derpy hooves! =D

[ZeeBrony]

@demonjack123 :D

[midgerm]

thumbs up if the heavy and scout brought you here

[ninjabuddy1]

That book made me cry.

[ILoveGonard]

I thought this would be a weird video but then im all like ":3 strawberries" then i drank the soda and exploded. O ^ O

[ZakobYoa]

@ILoveGonard haha lulz so random XD kill yourself

[Feffnuff]

@ZakobYoa

This.

[ILoveGonard]

@ZakobYoa I did........3 times, now then TO NARNIA! *five minutes later at walmart, falls out from behind a wall of cheez-its making many objects crash to the floor* I was kicked out of narnia.

[theguywhoannoysme]

Is there something genuinely wrong with that cat? It looks like his left eye is a little off...

[minutemuse]

My cat would eat the candy and drink the soda...that fat ass.

[ltayl1]

Shwiggan sent me here. Thumbs up if he sent you here too.

[ultimapwnzr]

I'LL DRINK THE F***ING SODA! I'LL DRINK THE F***ING SODA!

[1Saratoga1]

he sounds like archer at the end

[NotSoPhamous]

1:37

Thank me later....

[Lawlsomedude]

He can't read. He's too worthless.

[0m3nkill3r]

Why is Seth Rogen pissed at his cat?

[superluigi572]

well

[Dookie308]

the cats just like, seriously dude, fuck off, im trying to sleep.

[Thorgrax]

RUN! FUCKING RUN!

[Bettypony123]

give that cat the book "Warriors" it's about cats ^_^

[CurrentlyIncarcer8ed]

CAT: "Cool story bro."

u_u

[Djinnfest]

"Do I look like I ever gave a fuck?"

[CyberNecrovalley]

Your cat appreciates the gifts, but it uses them in unorthodox ways. That book, for instance, is now a nice hat, and the soda, calculator, and candy are nice little pillows :3

[Imonlytenlol]

lolwut

[runescapemusicman2]

why do i now want to go write a my little pony fan fic? this is weirder than when cupcakes got me watching the show!

[GreenBlueClouds]

coafy flavor

[LeonardsAccount]

I think my dog has the same bed..

[RobinVerstraeten]

Eat the fuckin candy..

[lostenmusic]

@RobinVerstraeten drink the fucking soda

goddamnit

[Kaboose1475]

@RobinVerstraeten ...Drink...the fucking soda

[dragon5x5x5]

You shouldnt be so rude to your cat....

[MisterCwalk]

@dragon5x5x5 It's a joke...

[lammyjammy]

This deserves millions of views. It just cracks me up.

[xXLDeusXx]

Did anyone else click on the suggestion video "Secret", the one with The Flash, and went pokerface when it said it was private?

[eriizabeto]

THAT FUCKIN CAT THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN OTHER COUNTRIES THAT CAN'T HAVE THEIR WERTHER'S

[ceeso2002]

it gets funny at 1:59

[ceeso2002]

xD lol

[Trialtrex21]

It doesn't care how worthless it is as long as it gets more gifts showered on it.

[Auslaute]

I LOVED THIS!

[kitekunisaki2000]

" bitch please have a werthers it'll make you feel better" gonna say that next time someones mad :D

[TheRinzl3r]

A beautiful, well made video about poverty in Africa = 13,456 views

Guy insulting his cat = 22,301 views.

*sigh*

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@TheRinzl3r cuz those videos are a bummer dude

[wookiedestroyer101]

@TheRinzl3r They are starving to death so that we can be happy, try to be happy kk?:D

[MrAaaaaa46]

hilarious XD

i hope this doesnt get spoiled with ''animal abuse'' and more of that BS

[kacper163]

co ja pacze

[masterrecon118]

haha the cat doesn´t give a shit! XD

[mhavens09]

BlockFortress rocks!

[CoolGamerPro]

NOOOOO

YOUTUBES GONNA BE FILLED WITH CAT VIDEOS!

[KayoticSnipe]

lol this cat looks exactly like mine, black spot on top of its head exacly like mine (the black hting will fade out as it grows)

[MrRoyalSoul]

And ofc animal fanatics have to complain....get a life people. "the cat obviously understands"? Wow, that is just sad....

[EpicZantetsuken]

that cat doesn't give a single flying fuck.

'bout anything.

[clemaire91]

lmfao "be inspired. let it speak to your soul. eat that fuckin little candy i gave you."

omg i can't stop laughing

[WalDemento999]

I think I enjoyed this video a little too much.

[Shoresee]

the amount of fucks that cat didn't give could of solve the energy crisis

[Kenpachi106]

HEAVY AND SCOUT ANYONE??

[ZACKnirvana]

some people would call this animal abuse, but it's vice versa. that man is helping that cat reach his full potential. he even showers him in gifts, but he just wanted to be a fartass about it.

[tha1sorrow]

eat the fuckin eat the fuckin candy drink the fuckin soda ^^

[BloXboX37]

typical_parent.wmv

[shawnio]

dude, the cat looks like it has less than a year of life in it, stop being so fucking disrespectful to the poor thing. I loved your vids but this is a cry for attention

[RainyDay1010]

@shawnio you're obviously a cat expert? it looks healthy and young to me. pink skin, clear eyes, shiny coat... if it was old it'd show it.

[cimerax]

@shawnio The cat's probably like 4, at most. It's acting lazy, sure, but... Sit down, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind... That's what cats do!

[NuMrGreen]

cat is best pony 

[TheMadRiche]

I saw the cat smirk

[TheMadRiche]

The url says "lolz" at the end XD

[CyberTaco98]

I lost it when you gave it the Werther's.

[t3hgraemek]

this is longcat after his career colapsed and he became normal again.

[galaxymario123]

Aww.

[TheGCoast]

Your pet seems interested in your speech

[gotch09]

Mr/Ms Cat seems so underwhelmed by this.

[LunaVorax]

Turn the automatic captions on, it really speaks to your soul:

"network stoppard scriptrita partly at we can start here but status-quo tak kentucky cac k the part itself pockets pockets that trick or itself act and that biography should character why"

[xcefr]

and no one meow was given that day...

[EpicFacePumpkin]

Drink The Fucking Soda!

[Haggersword]

29 people weren't inspired after reading The Five People You Meet in Heaven.

[Arranzu]

Cat: "Nigga what are you doing? I am a cat"

[Kurana4390e]

EAT THE FUCKIN CANDY

[PeterDivine]

Zero fucks given.

[UnkelNoodle]

Stop doing nothing... read The Five People You Meet In Heaven, EAT THE FUCKING CANDY.

[yetisfeet2]

reasons:

Book- the cats aethist

Candy- he doesnt like caramel coffe flavoured candy

Calculator- the cat doesnt understand the model GET HIM THE F***ING MANUAL

Soda- who likes 7UP anyway

[WorldOfImagination61]

The cat- "shut the fuck up!"

Lol

[Doctor3E]

Your cat is beautiful :).

[BlackTemplar43]

"Cats.

16 million years of not giving a fuck."

You gotta love them.

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@BlackTemplar43 i saw that original pic, lol

[StretchDouche]

@BlackTemplar43

The world is 6000 years old. Not 16 million.

[MrpiratebuyH8YT]

@StretchDouche areyouretarded.jpg

[StretchDouche]

@MrpiratebuyH8YT

Just the kind of attitude I expect from atheists. May god have mercy on you.

[MrpiratebuyH8YT]

@StretchDouche you actually believe that the earth is 6000 years old? Not trying to make fun of you, just a personal question.

[StretchDouche]

@MrpiratebuyH8YT

Yes the earth is 6000 years old, it says so in the bible. We know this if we add the ages of the characters in it. Adam for example lived to be 900 years old. Cats are an abomination, they were created by the devil in egypt to futher the rise of niggos like Obama and Kanye West to take down good christian morals. The end is coming in 2012, I say it in a movie!

[MrpiratebuyH8YT]

@StretchDouche You christians never fail to crack me up xD

[StretchDouche]

@MrpiratebuyH8YT

My name is christian weston chandler and I AM STRAIGHT!! You're just a dang dirty troll you homo!!

[MrpiratebuyH8YT]

@StretchDouche wait, wtf? i just said you were funny

[StretchDouche]

@MrpiratebuyH8YT

Shut the hell up!! I curse YOU!! CURSE-YA-HA-ME-HA!!!

Please stop with the mislablings and leave me be on the cwcipedia with my sonichu and rosechu that I made in the comics.

[MrpiratebuyH8YT]

@StretchDouche ....what?

[BlackTemplar43]

@StretchDouche Another fail troll. The only country with people who believe this kind of shit is the United States. Fortunately.

[StretchDouche]

@BlackTemplar43

You stupid americans. Why the fuck are you in such a mess ruled by brain dead politicans and their stupid wives trying to ban anything fun?

[BlackTemplar43]

@StretchDouche I never said I was from the US. Judging by the nonsense you are sprouting you must either be a troll or one of those religious people from the States.

[StretchDouche]

@BlackTemplar43

Imma destroy you know!! Grrr, I'm very ANGREH!!!!

[wookiedestroyer101]

@StretchDouche WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!

[BlueSmoke216]

@BlackTemplar43 Definitely a troll. Honestly, cats spawn of the devil? He could at least try harder.

[BlueSmoke216]

@BlackTemplar43 Oh, and Adam living to be 900? That's not even true in the Bible.

[SgtZippzapp]

@StretchDouche if the world is ending, can i have your money then?

[ProducShuns]

1:54 "Read it. BE INSPIRED!"

"i can't be bothered... leave me alone"

[Cortez94]

That cat is an asshole. 

[nouaremyonly]

0:52 boston Accent?

[WinchesterLock]

How can it speak to the cat's soul? It is a well known fact that cats have no souls.

[BlackTemplar43]

@WinchesterLock Humans have no souls either. We just have bigger brains with which we understand the world around us. However, it does not mean animals cannot be intelligent. Souls are just a made up concept.

[WinchesterLock]

@BlackTemplar43 It is called a joke. sheesh

[MrTuPadrote]

i'm sorry i'm not what you wanted me to be dad, i'm truly sorry ;~;

[Crazyistmanever2alt]

animals are not worthless.

[NoiseMarines]

0:08 Oh_okay.jpg

[marknnate]

how do you do this mike

[K3V1N117]

Dude I'm starting to hear that ahccent.

[Tufticles]

i hope that when the world ends the survivors' great great grandchildren scavenge the earth and this is the only video they find

[xalener]

Was this subconsciously a self evaluation/ therapy kind of thing?

[SewerHolligans]

BAHAHA Eat the fucking candy

[GATORAID1993]

derp

[TheElementM]

But isn't this the same cat that cares for no one? Thought you established that back in dem Thinkin' Times.

[noobifyjr]

ahahah mitch albom

[Echovix]

Expected Yelling at Cats 2

[pashery]

he just wants a hug :(

[david419224]

EW!!! you gave that stuff to your cat!? THAT'S SO GROSS!!!! i mean you gave it to the cat right? YOU gave it to the cat i mean you make spiderman dubs! YOUR HANDS ARE FILTHY!!!! its no wonder that cat didn't use any of the "gifts" you gave it CAUSE THEY'RE COVERED IN SPIDERMAN DUBBER GERMS!!!

[Pictoron]

how has this video shot up so quickly in views Mike?

[ValugaTheLord]

Cat is like "Get the fuck out im sleeping!!"

[sonix431]

"Do you realise how worthless your life is?" (blank expression) FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[LifeIncorporated]

Be inspired!!!

[screwmanx]

Reminds me of my own cat.

[EmpressAeris]

Aww...kitty! I think he realized you were cussing at him. He looked a little sad. At least, this video inspired somebody. I'm gonna make my 2 cats get jobs now, too. Only, I'll cuss at them a little less.

[TheRealFreeman1]

@EmpressAeris Didn't know you had cats. o.O

[EmpressAeris]

@TheRealFreeman1

Yep, I do. You remember how I renamed, Eiko, in my FFIX Challenge? I gave her my cat's name. Check the Hilgigars video if you wanna double check.

[TheRealFreeman1]

@EmpressAeris Oh, cool. I'll make sure to do that.

[Kupow]

averageson.avi



[NefariousBanana]

Mitch Albom changed my life as well. READ IT, YOU LAZY FUCKING CAT.

[DaLandmasta]

Hey Mike, where is the Science Cat? Is he with Brett?

[bouncinmouncin]

@DaLandmasta No

[BrokenDispenser]

EAT THE FUCKING CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minutemuse]

No wonder the cat didn't drink the soda. DIET 7 Up? Ew.

[oezixt]

HERP DERP ANIMAL ABUUS RAEP CAT NO Y U RAEP U BASTARD

[felliixs]

shwiggan sent me here

[FrenchyToastyy]

It's funny that he is giving that cat stuff and is trying to push to the cat to a better future; and It's animal abuse.

K.