"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" MILF Scene

[Gonzalezben06]

only fat ugly girls dislike this.

[monkeybone444]

Oh Traci Lords, the world of porn misses you.

[thisismikesalajc]

never understood people who click on a video scene for a movie they profess to dislike? click on something else dumb fuck. As for the realism of it, who wants to watch a movie about a guys failed pick up attempts if it is not funny you dumb shit?

[TheMuddyMilesTrain]

2:34 haha well fuck you fatty

[dbrucebjr]

1:39-2:05

[EmMaEmMa687]

this. is. AWESOME. nd tha writing/actingg is GREAAT

[kaykaymuah]

"ooh mongo got angry mongo smaaash" lmao

"The only way i could cut you deep is with a battle axe and a running start"

[MasterJediDude]

Uh, that's Traci Lords towards the end. Awesome.

[7supergirl]

He is sexist asshole, but he is a genuinely good writer and is actually pretty funny. Good movie.

[thndrct218]

laughed the whole video



[MoneyR8]

movie was awesome 

[615killa]

the only way i could cut u deep is wit a battle axe lmao

[htxsoldier]

This man has to be my hero

[TammyWindhole]

and here is Tucker Max's newest competition.... memoirs of a manwhore ca

[TheNovak220]

ychhh

[alannah1108]

what movie is this?

[AugmentedReality777]

-----LOL He peed in the Sink,--LOL--can you tell me what he said in last ?

[markkelevra]

Best fucking movie ever.

[MsMydaisy]

This film looks laughably bad. Gonna have to check it out!

[IVIa5t3r1]

More more more

[goose9192]

The only way I could cut you deep is with a battle axe and a running start. Hilarious

[colourlessbutterfly]

mongo got angry mongo smash !

[BucketfulOfFruit]

lol that was hilariously shit, bordering on unintentionally camp. I might have to get this dvd

[ntgd83]

gets funny at 1 min mark retardz get a sense of humor fat ass no i didnt say good humor

[xxzxzcx]

@GoreFilms I agree. Those people just don't understand this type of personality. Either that or they have no sense of humor and "can't take a joke."

[Chill0387]

in the past 2days ive blown through half of the book already and this shit couldnt be funnier! def pickin up the 2nd one soon

[stutwostep]

I'm sure if you had some serious mommy issues and hated woman and/or had the self esteem of a dishrag, yeah, this is probably the funniest thing since man discovered the sounds you could make by sticking your hand under your armpit.

[noham2]

what does it matter how true they are? his stories' basic intention is to amuse. do his stories accomplish that goal? absolutely. the books are funny as shit. idgaf how true they are, it's funny to read about other people doing funny, stupid, fucked up acts of debauchery

[thatfunksong1]

watch the fucking movie, its the funniest stupidest most sexist, chauvinist humor i've ever witnessed on screen. and the best part is its all true. the story. the masogynist dialogue.

watch it.

[thatfunksong1]

watch the fucking movie, its the funniest stupidest most sexist, chauvinist humor i've ever witnessed on screen. and the best part is its all true. the story. the masogynist dialogue.

watch it.

[Liekkek]

saw this film last week lol was the biggest load of shit i've ever seen, obviously he just re-wrote all his failed pick up attempts to make himself seem some sort of irresistible sex magnet and only made this film so that his fanboys on youtube can have a big circle jerk over it

[bnsaints]

@Liekkek the movie sucked because it was BARLEY about Tucker Max. All those other stupid subplots wrecked the movie

[Crazywrestler2000]

Hello, Tucker Fans. This movie is as FUN as HELL! I can understand some funny pick-up lines he said to women. But what I don't get it is when he said something about a battleaxe and running start? I assume it's a fat joke, but I wanna make sure before I guess it right. Sorry that I sound like an unintelligent one. Thanks. :)

[Stackboytoneytone]

@Crazywrestler2000 cause shes fat so he can cut her n half

[Oliviaizdabomb]

I watched this last night and after reading all the bad reviews, I wasn't expecting much but I was very surprised at how much I enjoyed it!!! Fucking hilarious

[XolisykeswifeX]

this movie looks good

[MoneyR8]

the movie was awesome

[azPonyboy]

TRACY LORDS!!!

[osoblanco91]

her name BUBBLEZ

[GoreFilms]

The only people who hate on his movie/book are the people that are truly jealous because they actually never get girls due to their insecurity/low self confidence.

[osoblanco91]

@GoreFilms fuck yea and there sure are alot of them

[cubbex]

@GoreFilms There are other ways of getting girls, or women, because there is a difference doesn't it? a women, a real woman.

For one example my friend see Alfie movie.

[highroller454]

@GoreFilms Not necessarily. Although I found this movie funny, I think Tucker Max is an unbelieveable douche who exaggerates his stories. And I'm not like the losers you mention who are jealous because I have had plenty of decent girlfriends, not just random bar whores. I have no reason to feel jealous. I know a lot of people that feel the same way that aren't insecure. Just saying.

[theichorvile]

@GoreFilms na this movie just sucks.

[JoPissvengance]

@GoreFilms

The book is fantastic but there's no denying the movie is a total flop. The acting is terrible, the dialog is half-assed, and the whole thing is just plain poorly done. It's a shame considering the potential of the given source material.

[QueenAnime99]

@GoreFilms Not liking a movie doesn't mean that something is wrong with the person who dislikes it. It's called "taste" and "preference" and everyone has different ones. Also, your reasoning doesn't cover men (AND women) who aren't attracted to and/or aren't interesting in "getting" women.

[MsMydaisy]

@GoreFilms Ohh, so that explains why it got 21% on Rotten Tomatoes, AND why it flopped at the box office! Everyone is just jealous, because everybody wishes that they were an unlikeable and unintelligent frat boy!

[MrBurgundy76]

@GoreFilms actually the book was alright, the movie was just terrible and poorly acted.

[McNugget06]

@GoreFilms What if they just hate it because it's a piece of shit movie?

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[seven9]

lol



[ST33LNUTZ]

The book is proof, Dicks, ass holes, and jerks always finish first. sad but true.

[tjohn1986]

@ST33LNUTZ depends how you look

[ST33LNUTZ]

@tjohn1986 Good point.

[316greg]

This movie is fucking hilarious!!!!

[abvflux]

Damn this fucking sucks. And don't even accuse me of being a prude. I fucking love Tucker's stories and even don't think of him as too bad of a person. I just fucking hate shitty movies.

[awesomeperson78]

my brother is the biggest dick i know and tucker max makes him look like a saint

[awesomeperson78]

assholes finish first sept. 28th!!!!!!

[McMuffinsFTW]

"the only way i could cut you is with a battle axe and a running start" i laughed so hard when i saw that part for the first time. the movie in general's hilarious.

[113Gems]

She didn't wash her hands. Neither did he.

[naarakyuu]

@13Urke37 haha it definitely is . idk why its not getting more thumbs up. lol MONGO SMAAASH!!

[darkheartgothrabbit]

Fuck you fatty "

[MindLich07]

the acting is worse than a porn movie

[InsanelyMan]

"Oh please, I'm going to hit it so hard that whoever pulls me out of you is going to become king of England" lol This movie is hilarious. The only people who do not find it funny are the people who find it offensive, which means they shouldn't have even gone to see the movie.

[MrRobertsilviu]

toti retardatii care au postat commenturi pe pagina aceasta.....voi chiar nu realizati ca e o scena dintr un film?.....ca de fapt acest personaj nu exista in realitate......what the fuck

[sesamestreetgang]

this is fuckin retarded as shit... tucker max is a socially retarded fuckhead, a bad writer, and a compulsive liar.

His asshole approach is all a forced act... dude was a fuckin dork at blair academy (boarding school) and no one paid attention to him until college then he got into law school and after getting laid a few times he decides his life is exciting enough to write some fantasy bullshit on a website... became a hero for porn addicted no-pussy-gettin sadfucks on the internet. Now this.

[trACEurace]

@sesamestreetgang mhm. and how's your life?

[therabbithole09]

@sesamestreetgang ahahaha are you a female? you do know that not many people care what you think because we believe what we want to believe? also as a tip you should just let douche bags and assholes live their own lives, try to be happy by making others better and if you can't, leave them alone

[naarakyuu]

@sesamestreetgang  you are just jelous cuz he banged your mom too. ahhahhaha

[naarakyuu]

@sesamestreetgang and no one cares what you think. you are a dumb fuck. no lifer fuck face. must be a female.

[iselldummysmacks]

I was laughing till my ribs were sore with agony during this movie. The hardest I've ever laughed in a long time. And its hard for me to laugh at comedies...

[dofens]

mongo got angry mongo smash!

[texas817847]

I wish i was as witty as Tucker. Yea, I get laid but it takes me like two weeks, this guy is two minutes. Where does he learn this shit?

[Kitsune81]

@texas817847

It's called having balls and being direct... he just takes being direct to a whole nother level, which works too, but not for ALL woman.

[bassplayer1617]

hahahahaha i wouldn't even leave your vaginal area unless i was cumming on your face. fucking hilarious

[Guinters]

his book is fuckin awesome i have read it like 6 times haha, i must see this

[thelastglance]

He is an offensive, asshole, douche-bag, masogonist... and I hate him!!!

But I love this fucking movie. Jesse Bradford is pretty much the only reason.

[TheElephant79]

Traci Lords is a Milf.

[mpm1985]

Mongo got angry! Mongo Smash! LMAO HAHAHAHA

[thelastglance]

Tucker Max at his lowest, I admit.

The movie is fucking hilarious. Just wait for Jesse Bradford's lines.

[kismetprismatism]

Which parts are supposed to be funny?

[TheMustang2k]

i thought it was really funny, hes right...beer makes ugly girls look hot and boring people interesting.

[jesushc13]

fat girls arent real people ill be crackin up for days

[infinite7]

all of them lmao

[cameronsmart1]

@kismetprismatism This isn't part isn't supposed to be funny, its Tucker spiraling downwards as this point.

[naarakyuu]

@kismetprismatism all of it.

[afhevh]

@kismetprismatism your comment sucks, get a sense of humor

[makedatrollface]

@kismetprismatism The part where you're morbidly obese.

[mielke15]

@kismetprismatism the entire movie!

[com34x]

@kismetprismatism Well This was cut off. The scene immediately after this.

[Utubesuxmycock]

@kismetprismatism oh shutuup fag

youve probably never been to a bar let alone talked to a woman in your life

oh wait...you prob are a woman...my bad

[kangoljuice]

@kismetprismatism you must be a girl

[insaneclownrushing]

My standards are gone. Because that fat chick could get the bizness!

[TheLovescenes]

I saw what happen after , it really good

[icebaby192]

did they both drink that beer the chubby girl meddled with?

[hoai2337]

Tucker is not more than a pathetic liar and a total fucking failure as a producer. Do some research online; all his "stories" are proven lies. What a fucking zero he is.

[viper1966]

Dude keep in mind that only 10% of the male population is doing the majority of the fucking.

He is not a liar, but he should have left the movie to someone else.

And if you watch the movie thinking along the lines of Animal House you are going to be wrong.

[HellionX]

Who cares, it's funny. STFU

[ElectricShark]

I think the big girl is pretty.

Skinny doesn't always equal hot.

[ElectricShark]

@jjmfgibson, I'm a girl. Yes.

Look at my picture on my profile.

Then you can see whether I'm fat or skinny or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

By the way, Marilyn Monroe wasn't fat.

[ElectricShark]

The book is a lot different.

In the book, Tucker never talks about killing "fat girls".

He has sex with a big girl.

And he even talks about how he watched a guy in a Escalade fuck a big girl.

He talked about how he loved watching it.

Just saying that Tucker in the book is different from the one in the movie a bit.

[insaneclownrushing]

I thought ionredlineguy's mom was known as the anal queen? I cant wait for this movie to come out! My friend Chris told me about the book. This shit's gonna be fun as fuck!!! Tucker Max puts the cloth in girl's surround!

[zombiemonster]

Nice striped shirt, Luigi

[destroyxeverything]

Looks like a fucking boring movie.

[lucazade]

That chick in the end is also in Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

[ionredlineguy]

her name is Traci Lords she used to be one of the biggest porn stars. She was known as the Anal queen

[tehwhitestboyalive]

Great book, haven't seen the film yet..

[zitloaf]

what's he say at the end about the king of england? "i haven't hit it so hard..." then what?

[rockstar813]

he says i'm gonna hit it so hard whoever pulls me out is gonna be the king of england.

[zitloaf]

hahahah omg i love this movie

[83nn1]

i think its "im gonna hit it so hard, whoever pulls me outta you becomes king of england".. hes kinda muffling the last part

[eyadayesh]

People hate on this because it okays hatred of FAT WOMEN endorses SEDUCTION OF WOMEN AND LACK OF RESPECT OF WOMEN!

[OkurkaBinLadin]

So what?

Not so long ago, people expected to be respected for being born white. Now, they expect to be respected for being born with vagina... :-P

Earn it or go back to kitchen.

[eyadayesh]

No, people should expect to be respected for being human beings, regardless of who they are and what they have. Poeple should not judge other, they should concentrate on judging themselves. The issue here you know as I do is not about what you said, it is about condoning horrible perspectives and behaviors against women, and for the filthy interests of men, and that is inhumane and unacceptable.

[noreggi]

haha were not talkng about how one should act in life and if we were im sure your "educated" bullshit speech would be a good one to live by,although its redundant as fuck. its a movie,we are watching a guy be an asshole for the sake of seeing funny,smart dialog.are you really that offended by this that you would call it "unacceptable"?i got a good laugh and was entertained,but im not going to the bar tomorow and talking shit to all the woman because the actor did.

[eyadayesh]

How about the men who expect to be respected and given special treatment for having a penis???

[noreggi]

the real bummer is that your offended by something you saw in a movie. i dont know what thats like, a movie never hurt my feelings or made me say "this is wrong" because i know its entertainment and an obvious exaggerated view of reality. let your attitude go and take it for what it is, a film. the banter between fat fuck,ugly bitch, and cool guy tucker is pretty intelligently written right?

[Dracopol]

But the Whites landed on the Moon. What did the women do?

[HolywaterHangover]

Fantastic. ;P

[gravyboatK]

Eh. Lame.

[TrailerTrashThorne]

this shit is so funny, the only people hating it are women who think their still being treated unfairly as a sex lol.

TUCKER SHOULD HAVE PLAYED HIMSELF

[grupy3178]

Is the whole movie this boring?

[santhony74]

Mongo Get angry!

[hockey121412]

"Are they telling you to kill that fat girl behind us? Because that's what there telling me to do..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[gofojibwas]

It wouldve been awesome if Tucker played himself!

[joeycrew1]

@gofojibwas agreed

[qtpie09141980]

I love the book - it is phenomenal. But who the fuck is this actor? He's awful. The movie doesn't do the book justice.

[CanucksfanKyle]

This is funny XD Why is it getting such crappy reviews?

[XthekrowX]

Prob cause anyone who saw the hangover has there head shoved up there ass n fail to realize that Tucker Max posted his stuff before The Hangover was even considered for a money before it was lead on paper

[gdcardona91]

that was going to be my question too..what hot girls? lmfao

[westmeat]

hahahah FATTY: OWNED! LOLOLOLOL :)

[Nielsen700]

Fat chicks aren't real people. Awesome!

[patpierce88]

ever read the book?? amazing!

[Mextazectaces]

HA! God bless your overworked heart. Brilliant.

[joshx120]

hahahahaahaha. the only way i could cut you deep is with a battle axe

[deplanedeplane]

and a running start

[namselque]

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[namselque]

Damn stunning splendid

[dgallegos4201]

Lol Mongo smash! Wher the fuck can I watch this movie? This looks great

[THUGENSTEIN]

uhh in the theatres?

[makattak66]

what does he say before they start making out at the end?

[makattak66]

got it "baby, im gonna hit it so hard, whoever pulls me out of you is gonna become king of england"

[scorchoman]

"Ohhh...mongo got angry! Mongo smash!" I have to admit Czuchry's done an amazing job.

[gonjinetik]

lol @ 2;37! exellent comeback!

[crownballer14]

THIS MOVIE IS FREAKING HALARIOUS!

MUST SEE

but only if you can take a joke and not be a stuck up hoe.

[younggunfla]

AMEN!!! GREAT FUCKING MOVIE.

[FusedPube]

The active ingredient in Visine is tetrahydrozoline. Ingesting this orally can be lethal. Don't do it to somebody! How ignorant of the writers to suggest it as a harmless prank to play on someone.

[ihatenaggers1]

Firing a gun at some can be lethal! How ignorant of the writers to include it a large proportion of their movies.

[whiteguycash]

How did you view that as harmless?! have you even seen the movie or what happens?! SHIT!

[podloader1812]

I cannot take you seriously with a name like Fused Pube

[foxized]

Ignorant of the writers? Ignorant of the unintelligible morons that try it. Darwin for the win.

[3kliksphilip]

Interesting movie. I want to watch it!

[bobbyman3]

you have to have a sense of humor to enjoy this movie, obviously. its the best movie ive ever seen simply because it pushed every limit possible. if you a stuck up bitchy prude who cant take a joke, then you wont like it. dont be a prude, take a fuckin joke... unless your fat, then just go away

[sarasinclair1]

"the only way i could cut you deep is with a battle-ax at a running start" ahahaha i died in the theatre at this.

[jzp2009]

what kind of shitty movie is this??

[SacredCowStreetTeam]

If you like MILFs, search Youtube for HOW WEED WON THE WEST

[SexCyberGuideCom]

good

[julesenheimer]

Worst book ever. Next to Sloane Crosby. Couldn't finish first chapter. Tucker Max shouldn't be able to write emails, much less books. Don't bother with the movie.