The Rules for Produce

[AlwaysandForeverHers]

Hey, I live near there! I've been to that fair so many times... I know that building lol WOW... you're from Greenfield??

[DiceWarwick]

if you can't count to ten then GTFO no if and, or but's!!!

[curea229]

What the hell??!! The rules say @#$% 10 god damn tomatoes and they put in 15?? Who the hell do they think they are!!! DAMN!!!

[tonytrilex]

i'll fucking eat 5 of em

[walterglanz]

Penn is like a comedian without jokes or punch lines.

[umbrasleeps]

On this page Pennsays request questionS or topicS, I do then receive a poor comment mark for asking and it seems I'm not the only one.

I guess asking questions or topics are for the select few.

Intent is crystal clear.

[umbrasleeps]

Hi again,

Topic: Drug testing hysteria

Thank you

[bms7715]

didn't realize your from western mass.

[pennsays]

Do you have questions for Penn or topics you would like to hear his opinion on? Please send a message! =)

[bwhite53]

What do you think about the 9/11 was an inside job movement?

[umbrasleeps]

Hi,

Topic: Population Growth (worldwide)

Thank you

[umbrasleeps]

Thank You Tube for the double comment. Hey, it's free and I'm not complaining.

[summerofmysmile]

Electoral College keep it or trash it

[abyssquick]

these so-called "fairs" are, in reality 'un'fair. that's not humor. fuck.

[PhrostCope]

nice vid

[coffeefish]

Absolutely fantastic. The tomatoes game, is hard core. It would not be fun, if the judges got all soft.

[DoubleDizzle1]

haha, leave it to Penn to find the shitty things where ever he goes.

[dgdfhfghgfhgfgffjhj]

Sounds fair to me. The judges can't be sorting out your good and bad stuff for you.

[Ralajer]

Finely something worth watching especially after all those pointless elections videos.

[diethealth]

I didn't know you were from MA!? That's where we film and we love your Bullsh*t show - very inspiring stuff.

[Depsycho]

*snort* Hehehe man, talk about a mathematical FAIL there. Poor guy. XD

That's some tough judgin' though. Those tomatoes looked good... maybe the guy just wanted to offer a free sample or two? Hmmm... guess we'll never know now.

[spookypen]

whoa gansta, hope you don't get shot living there... tough area.

[Jonase123]

Pitty about the one million voters who voted 3rd party.. No, I mean tomatoes. Tomatoes!

[Nyhee7]

The freakin' pedantic prigs. This actually makes me angry, and I'm not even close that part of the United States. Some one should kick their rententive anuses all over the fair grounds. At the least, they should be tarred and feathered. By the way, was the trip back there a fun one?

[RosieDesire]

Actually, there is a reason for it. When you put in 5 extra tomatoes you would have an unfair advantage because the judges would have to pick the 10 best or put the judges in a situation by picking the worst or random tomatoes in the bunch. I've actually seen this in school where a student turned in three essays when one was required. Does the teacher randomly pick one or do they have to do three times the work because three were submitted for the same essay question.

[spudbliss]

man, that's some tough judging

[tidq]

There's life after election season, folks. Penn was speaking in the spirit of the season, but I doubt politics is all he thinks about or cares about. I enjoy getting news about the tomato requirements of the county fair.

[K2Tanner]

Haha your way of coping with the Obama victory was much healthier that mine :)

[unclestaco]

1...2...5..shit! =/

[CeeKayz0rz]

Three, sir!

Penn: Gotta love small towns... You'd feel right at home in North Dakota. :P

- CK

[utubesucks2003]

LMAO, I have to get high and go to one of these markets and read the cards.

[ConalCochran]

This one was a little heavy on censorship. I understand the legal bases need to be covered... it's just distracting, lol.

[DDRpwnerer]

That's a bit over the top, but I guess that if you didn't notice that when you submitted your entry, it's justifiable to be penalized for it.

[ragetony]

LMAO

Fine ignore the elections. I know you shed a tear during Obama's speech.

[CaptainFeigh]

Penn, what about the election??

[samjazz84]

He's just proving that life still goes on, and the election doesn't mean much of anything

we all know how he feels about obama

[CaptainFeigh]

Ha, I love Penn.

[TheBiIIieJoe]

he's not pro obama is he?

[polishedrazor]

"Penn, what about the election??"

IMO: Haven't we heard enough of it, by now? The media is still saturated with election coverage, as are many of the channels here on YouTube. It's not difficult to find election coverage which will continue to be mulled over and over again. Some of us are grateful to find channels NOT continuing to rattle on about the elections.

[CaptainFeigh]

I agree. I said that because I care more about what Penn thinks than any of the other senseless babbling found in the news coverage.

Penn's view on politics and the election has been the most accurate elevaluation I've seen so far, and I just assumed he would follow up on it.

I agree with pretty much every political (and every other) standpoint he has ever acknowledged.

[pillowsrockkk]

Why would you post something so pointless?

I am a firm believer of speaking when you have something to say. I'm not subscribing anymore.

[osofrontinoquantico]

if this is sarcasm it aint that good.

[pillowsrockkk]

It wasn't sarcasm. I really did unsubscribe. You can all have your vegetable posts, but it bores me.

I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just saying that people who often choose to talk about nothing are gradually listened to less and less.

I like Penn, but these posts have been full of him forgetting his point and saying "uhh" between almost every word. For a guy who is used to public speaking, it's surprising how he can't organize his thoughts.

[osofrontinoquantico]

good, you werent kidding

then i can say this

follow your own advice and shut up.

Smart people speak because they feel they have something to say, idiots speak because they feel they have to say something

[pillowsrockkk]

Haha, okay. Here's some sarcasm for yah. I'm awfully sorry I offended you with not being struck by the profound message within this vegetable video. I guess I should shape up and aspire to be as intelligent as you.

may be i should start by using terrible grammar and watching pointless videos like you

*is bored of this* Have fun sticking around here!

[osofrontinoquantico]

"may be i should start by using terrible grammar and watching pointless videos like you"

yes, now you get what youtube is for.

If you wanted something meaning thought, internet as a whole might dissapoint you.

[pillowsrockkk]

So...are you admitting this video is meaningless and disappointing?

[osofrontinoquantico]

its only dissapionting if you had any expectations- thats your mistake.

[MoeB250]

Show more produce vidz!!!

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[jebus6kryst]

We need to judge other things that hard.

[DDRpwnerer]

Like our presidential candidates.

[Flyborg]

People vote 5 on videos they like or are made by someone they like, and vote 1 on videos they don't like. Those are the only 2 ratings needed :p And this video doesn't have very many views, so it's probably all subscribers/fans.

[MassZombicide]

Vegetable judgement makes my dick rock hard and horny as fuck but I won't give you thumbs down. I'm giving you thumbs up because I hate giving people thumbs down and you are awesome to the fucking max, FUCK. I want one of those tomatoes

[MassZombicide]

I LOVE watching you pick fruit and shit Penn. Awesome, just awesome. Utterly amazing. WOOT

[TheEraserRain]

Irony, anybody?

Calling people who watch this sad, while you're bitching and moaning about it, and getting worked up over something as trivial as a video on the internet?

[neonom1024]

i agree, man. people only think of rating videos in terms of good or bad (5 star or 1 star).

(response to thelleht)

[ImJust1Joe]

Those are some tough judge, does that mean you can eat the rest?

[tunedin2]

well you can't judge 10 of the 15 without knowing which 10 of the 15 are meant to be judged. pick the wrong 5 and you end up in the sorry but you made the top 5 list,better luck next time comment

[bleunt]

damn straight! serious business.

[Teckniphobia]

Eventually, somebody's gotta learn how to Math.

[Bluedragon094]

Ten huh?

1, 2... skip a few, 15! ...wait.

[C0ct0pus]

i'd have probably grabbed the extra 5 tomatoes and threw them at that tight-assed judge.

[badazz5001]

thats thats harsh seeing as how a lot of farmwers are illietarte no offence to farmers itss just you dont relley need to reed or write if your a farmer and i know sence i grow up around farmers. Also what do you do with the spare ones. In farming and fishing culture eating your own gromn food or catch is considerd digrasful so there fucked if they dont belive in throwng things away

[Microwavish]

Either you are a time traveler from the middle ages or you're fucking retarded

[SuperAtheist]

the judge put the extra tomatoes there so his brother/son could win!

[PaintedRoadkill]

Holy Cow that is tough shit! Don't wanna meet that tight ass picky judge!!

And here I thought this was gonna have some relevance to the government or something LOL

[GetMeThere1]

Produce competition...it's a tough racket.

[XiaoGui17]

That's some yummy lookin' produce.

Pity about the 15 cherry tomatos.

[johnburnap]

1, 2, 4, 10 why dont i just eat the other 5. or you could just palm them away!

[plugh1]

And Lord help you if you get in the express lane at the supermarket with 1 to0 many items :-). My kind of State!!

[geroldkid]

Thanks Penn, you made me hungry for veggie burger goddamnit! ^_^

[Rahab111222]

That's a stupid rule.

[MikeMarino]

wow, that's pretty tight :/

[madman0000004]

that's what she said.... wait a minute...

[homemarks]

HA!

[bunners11]

That's how the veggie judges roll in my 'hood. Just 10, suckas!

Just kidding, i dunno.

[archivesbc]

*all eyes turn to the son of the person who brought the tomatoes*

"...WHAT? I was hungry so I took a few extras for the road"

[frontierer]

wow, wow... Anyone here read The Omnivore's Dilemma? Reminds me of the talk about the greatest quality in industrial food production is quantity. Seems like the opposite is happening here, ahah.

[makaisenki]

lawl

[katieMCbindergarten]

fanTABulous. yeah, yeah, yeah!

[xxxchaindrive]

I guess counting IS a requirement for growing the best cherry tomato's. Maybe the extras are for taste testing LOL.

[jinkersdoople478]

you are awesome