Nesafe always said they didn't make coffee for anyone else so I always have a jar around, but my neighbour has a jar too, I saw it in his kitchen. Lying bastards
Anyone notice the guy in the last (Talking clock) advert was the doctor from Blue Jam/ Jam/ Jaaaammmmm? Hes been in some other chris morris stuff too!!!!!!!!
About the only one I really remember was, obviously, the granny in the BT advert and her frequent bitching down the phone at her long suffering son, whose name was Alan I think, although here she redeems herself slightly. Apparently she was supposed to be a jewish granny, but I used to like her because she reminded me of my Granny, who isn't jewish at all and yet speaks, sounds and looks a bit like that one without the perm. In fact I think most 'youngish' Grannys go on a bit like that.
@BelatedCommiseration Her grandson, who'd failed everything but Pottery and Sociology, was called Anthony. I've got the book "You Got An Ology?" which has all the scripts from the adverts Maureen Lipman did for BT!
@bunclip The chain was bought up, and rebranded by the then owners as 'Sanity'. I remember this, because I frequently used to go to the Our Price store on the high street where I was living at the time, and thinking "WTF!!!!" when the name changed.
They eventually did go bust in 2004. Oh well, as music chain stores go, it was always a poor man's HMV.
What a great compilation, I worked on most of these early commercials back in the 80's thanks for uploading then to Youtube which has brought back some good memories.
I laughed at the Accurist advert, when we were kids we always used to phone '123' to hear the speaking clock for a laugh....but stopped when we were told it cost alot of money! Anyone know if the speaking clock is still going?
can someone explain to me how the red smeggery you are supposed to see someone's face light up while you are phoning them up from your office? what is the guy some kinda psychic or sommat?!
I dont know how i stumbled on these videos but i am glad i did! takes me right back! An ology?!!! i soo remember that advert! The days when BT was a decent company, and didnt give you crap service!!!!
The guy in the accurist advert looks a bit like David Cann who appears in Chris Morris things like Jam and Brass Eye. Not sure if it actually is him or not.
This is the trial: men have loved darkness more that the light, because their deeds are evil-Gv 3,19
Now I want to meet you and all the good in a universal and permanent prayer all good for your heart and all that is good for the world every Monday of your life, from 20 to 21 I will be with you in spirit, with my love until the end of the world!
No matter your religion or your atheism I am still near you in your prayers! God bless all mankind, protect you and help you throughout AMEN ALLELUIA
those were pretty decent, respectable ads that show the good side of the 80s, and not those dodgy ones that take you right back to the shitty, miserable times which for the most part i avoided luckily.
Funnily enough, the '70s were also "shitty, miserable times" as well - I lived through them and can testify to that. But in recent years, the '70s have been so rewritten, sometimes by people not even born until the 1980s, that it's hard to see that fact.
Isn't it odd? '70s rewritten as totally GREAT.
'80s rewritten as totally BAD.
And meanwhile, TODAY can go hang because everybody's too busy playing heroes and villians with PAST decades!
Everybody lives different lives, so no decade (maybe minus decades dominated by war such as the 40's) can be described as 'shitty and miserable.' It's too much of a generalization. My Grandma has fond memories of her childhood, and she grew up during the Depression! Nostalgia is different for everyone.
@Lauraloos1981 when in 81 were you born? i was born in september 23rd 1981 so i do remember these ads well the ones that were shown in the scottish television region! (STV)
the accents are hilarious. that RP accent they tried to force on everyone is long gone now... regional genocide my nan called it, trying to force everyone to sound southern beause it was 'proper'.
omg thats outrageous that bt adverts 20 years old, jesus ive done nothing for 20 years - well thats what it feels like - i'm gonna die very soon at this rate !
Probably is Jamie Foreman; I've seen or heard Ian Richardson, Geoffrey Palmer, David Thewlis, Leo McKern and virtually the entire cast of Eastenders whilst looking at these old ads.
Nesafe always said they didn't make coffee for anyone else so I always have a jar around, but my neighbour has a jar too, I saw it in his kitchen. Lying bastards
janeybundybird 1 month ago
As a kid I had no idea that Sarah Greene was in fact crumpet.
All that time i wasted not letching over her on saturday mornings could have been spent having a good hard letch.
tommanserable 1 month ago
Why did people in the 80's always have a hand full of coffee beans on them? Must have been a pain emptying their pockets before washing their clothes
theknittinggal 1 month ago
why would she be carrying a random huge jar of nescafe with her?
dolphtrains2 1 month ago
These adverts make me proud to be a baby of '88 : P : D
ashadowinsociety 1 month ago
Bloody hell that takes me back...Our Price
SirSathington 2 months ago
babadas was porn intro!
atomicnortherner 2 months ago
Anyone notice the guy in the last (Talking clock) advert was the doctor from Blue Jam/ Jam/ Jaaaammmmm? Hes been in some other chris morris stuff too!!!!!!!!
weds9994 2 months ago
that old jewish chick was kinda hot
weds9994 2 months ago
Youtube.......for the memories your brain forgot. This is better than hypnosis.
bazfanv2 2 months ago
@bazfanv2 Either that or "for the memories stuck away in a remote corner of your brain, waiting to be dug up again".
eclectica1 3 weeks ago
Who carries around coffee beans in their hand? Is it just so they can show off?
jockadoobee 2 months ago
About the only one I really remember was, obviously, the granny in the BT advert and her frequent bitching down the phone at her long suffering son, whose name was Alan I think, although here she redeems herself slightly. Apparently she was supposed to be a jewish granny, but I used to like her because she reminded me of my Granny, who isn't jewish at all and yet speaks, sounds and looks a bit like that one without the perm. In fact I think most 'youngish' Grannys go on a bit like that.
BelatedCommiseration 3 months ago
@BelatedCommiseration Her grandson, who'd failed everything but Pottery and Sociology, was called Anthony. I've got the book "You Got An Ology?" which has all the scripts from the adverts Maureen Lipman did for BT!
joannedj1 2 months ago
What happened to Our Price? Was it bought up or did it go bust?
bunclip 4 months ago
@bunclip The chain was bought up, and rebranded by the then owners as 'Sanity'. I remember this, because I frequently used to go to the Our Price store on the high street where I was living at the time, and thinking "WTF!!!!" when the name changed.
They eventually did go bust in 2004. Oh well, as music chain stores go, it was always a poor man's HMV.
eclectica1 3 weeks ago
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morval99 5 months ago
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morval99 5 months ago
Awesome Collection
Tregmedia 6 months ago in playlist Remember When?
hardly any tag lines come with copyright or trademarks.
basketcase2001 7 months ago
Sarah Greene 2:20 Memory's of youthful loins.. stirring
EssexIrons 8 months ago
I wish I was European. Seriously. North America is shite.
RossSewage 10 months ago
@RossSewage
Seriously you don't dude, it's crap.
GazAnders69 9 months ago
Wow at that soup commercial they FLAT OUT say you will get fucked after you use our product. God damn they were direct in the 80s
tom9154 11 months ago
British Telecom, it's you we answer to...well, not anymore
BuddyFantastic 11 months ago
Have CD's really been around that long? Wow I didn't think so!
corky7ca 1 year ago
What a great compilation, I worked on most of these early commercials back in the 80's thanks for uploading then to Youtube which has brought back some good memories.
UFO380 1 year ago
@UFO380 fuk u bitch
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@MrTom235863
Get a life you sad person & you can't even spell which makes me think you must be just a child :(
UFO380 1 year ago
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@MrTom235863
You call me a liar then leave this comment, what is going on?
UFO380 1 year ago
I used to love the Maureen Lipman BT ads, when I was growing up... who else remembers the dress shopping ad?
NuttyGooner82 1 year ago
I laughed at the Accurist advert, when we were kids we always used to phone '123' to hear the speaking clock for a laugh....but stopped when we were told it cost alot of money! Anyone know if the speaking clock is still going?
Xxfancythat79xX 1 year ago
@Xxfancythat79xX It's still going. I checked it last week
martybhoy72 1 year ago
anyone know where i can get some badedas?
leonardsleopard 1 year ago
Those old bt adverts were so popular
martybhoy72 1 year ago
@martybhoy72 fuk u bitch
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@MrTom235863 What's with the attitude?
martybhoy72 1 year ago
@martybhoy72 Oh you'l see you bitch !
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@martybhoy72 you're fucked bitch!
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@martybhoy72 you're in deep trouble bitch!
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@MrTom235863 Is that supposed to some kind of threat? It's words on a screen you coward
martybhoy72 1 year ago
The most intruiging thing about the ads from the 80's is that they were so down to earth and so much to the point.......
vigerfa 1 year ago
OMG Sarah Green is a wanker as well..
LollieSmith 1 year ago
@LollieSmith fuk u bitch
MrTom235863 1 year ago
'Whether its a Well done or a hard Luck, a phone call says (costs) a lot.
British Telecom.. Its you (Ourselves) we answers to...
Is that Rolf Harris's voice on the Blue Stratus advert
LollieSmith 1 year ago
blue stratus lol
LollieSmith 1 year ago
OMG Sarah Green! :-p
dylandior123 1 year ago
can someone explain to me how the red smeggery you are supposed to see someone's face light up while you are phoning them up from your office? what is the guy some kinda psychic or sommat?!
rimmersgirl81 1 year ago
who the fuck carries a jar of nescafe in they're handbag?
NakedJKid 1 year ago 17
@NakedJKid i do cos when i go to a hairdressers or to me grans house i get Tesco value coffee
LollieSmith 1 year ago
@NakedJKid maybe they had a sense of humour back then.
kernalmeldew 1 year ago
@kernalmeldew fuk u bitch
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@NakedJKid fuk u bitch
MrTom235863 1 year ago
@NakedJKid my mother in law
seancov100 11 months ago
@NakedJKid Shoplifters. LOL
JFredUK 8 months ago
@NakedJKid Reckon there's also a big bag of smack/crack/crystal meth, a big dildo, a pistol and a rancid cheese sandwich in that bag.....lol.
supafuckinmingster 7 months ago
@NakedJKid or in their ear for that matter
layzergun 7 months ago
@NakedJKid Sarah Green does!!! :)
w3cvw 5 months ago
@NakedJKid I Don't Know A Damn Loonie Would Do That
Dementiumfan1990 2 months ago
@NakedJKid caffeine addicts ?
unclemort1960 1 week ago
2:17......
WANKER! (a female one)
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
good old BT. Pottery, very usefull. and an Ology. lmao.
kevpunk 1 year ago
I dont know how i stumbled on these videos but i am glad i did! takes me right back! An ology?!!! i soo remember that advert! The days when BT was a decent company, and didnt give you crap service!!!!
v5dan 2 years ago
Blue Stratos...dear god, that was the aftershave you dreaded getting from your doddery great aunt at Christmas. Ghastly stuff. Worse than Brut 33.
KaitainCPS 2 years ago
lol these brought back a lot of memories, but what is scarey is all those fashions have come back arrrrggghhh! :)
Keri74 2 years ago
The guy in the accurist advert looks a bit like David Cann who appears in Chris Morris things like Jam and Brass Eye. Not sure if it actually is him or not.
dotzvbjnp 2 years ago
i got a semi in the badedas advert
lockerroom65 2 years ago 2
the bt woman is defo jewish!!
yido4life79 2 years ago
It's Maureen Lipman
mattrwsmith 2 years ago
These adverts were about the time my memories start. This was a better time, a more innocent time.
bigmanbreakfast 2 years ago 13
@bigmanbreakfast yeah... better times for sure.
weslake898 11 months ago
Our Price was massive then. It was the place to go on a Saturday. Hah!
HitMeQuick 2 years ago
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This is the trial: men have loved darkness more that the light, because their deeds are evil-Gv 3,19
Now I want to meet you and all the good in a universal and permanent prayer all good for your heart and all that is good for the world every Monday of your life, from 20 to 21 I will be with you in spirit, with my love until the end of the world!
No matter your religion or your atheism I am still near you in your prayers! God bless all mankind, protect you and help you throughout AMEN ALLELUIA
lorenzojhwh 2 years ago
Think i spotted Carla Brunei at the beginning, on the "our price" ad. 0.06-0.07...
cuntymash 2 years ago
those were pretty decent, respectable ads that show the good side of the 80s, and not those dodgy ones that take you right back to the shitty, miserable times which for the most part i avoided luckily.
NewYankee01 2 years ago
Can you explain what you mean by the dodgy ones?
SDRockman 2 years ago
Funnily enough, the '70s were also "shitty, miserable times" as well - I lived through them and can testify to that. But in recent years, the '70s have been so rewritten, sometimes by people not even born until the 1980s, that it's hard to see that fact.
Isn't it odd? '70s rewritten as totally GREAT.
'80s rewritten as totally BAD.
And meanwhile, TODAY can go hang because everybody's too busy playing heroes and villians with PAST decades!
Great ads, by the way - thanks for uploading.
WallyPyneoil 2 years ago
Everybody lives different lives, so no decade (maybe minus decades dominated by war such as the 40's) can be described as 'shitty and miserable.' It's too much of a generalization. My Grandma has fond memories of her childhood, and she grew up during the Depression! Nostalgia is different for everyone.
agentk1986 2 years ago 3
Did she just pull those beans from here fuckin hair!??
jawsapple 3 years ago
SHAKE THOSE BEANS
halseyM 3 years ago
1981 is the year i came along, i remember it all
Lauraloos1981 3 years ago
@Lauraloos1981 when in 81 were you born? i was born in september 23rd 1981 so i do remember these ads well the ones that were shown in the scottish television region! (STV)
rimmersgirl81 1 year ago
May 1981
Lauraloos1981 1 year ago
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The 80s must die
Nickdonjuan 3 years ago
2 right
LOOPYMOOCOW 2 years ago
Goodness that BT ad doesn't seem long ago...I was 10 when it came out!
carriebuk 3 years ago
Superb! I remember most of these! :D and in that nescafé advert... That's "Julia" from the BBC1 Daytime Drama called Doctors!!!
OriginalRoygbiv 3 years ago
lol, i remember the BT one and i was FOUR!
eightwillwontcannot 3 years ago
GROSS
petejt 3 years ago
lmfao at the nescafe advert its scary but i remeeber that 1 :-S lol
TheRetroDude 3 years ago
i was born in 1988.....i'm glad i was too young to remember these lol!!
nahpop1 3 years ago
the accents are hilarious. that RP accent they tried to force on everyone is long gone now... regional genocide my nan called it, trying to force everyone to sound southern beause it was 'proper'.
scottnoodle 3 years ago
Jee I was only 8 then and I can remember that BT ad like is was only a few years ago!! scary
jonno673 3 years ago
FFS man, I was just a pup when those ads were out....scary
1L0V3C1IT 3 years ago
thats mad how can that bt ad be 20 years old - come on ? i'm gonna die an old man very soon at this rate
0114owl1867 3 years ago
omg thats outrageous that bt adverts 20 years old, jesus ive done nothing for 20 years - well thats what it feels like - i'm gonna die very soon at this rate !
0114owl1867 3 years ago
Look at the size of the shoulderpads in the All Gold advert ... She didn't have to tilt her head to hold the phone in place. HUGE!!
harrichun 3 years ago 3
Now I think Sarah Greene is a legend - but why does she carry coffee beans in her pockets.... ha ha
Jantek36 4 years ago 2
same damn thing I was thinking. Who carries around coffee beans .......... Juan Valdez is the only person who should carry around coffee beans.
bryanferrfan 3 years ago
Probably is Jamie Foreman; I've seen or heard Ian Richardson, Geoffrey Palmer, David Thewlis, Leo McKern and virtually the entire cast of Eastenders whilst looking at these old ads.
steerpike66 4 years ago
Nice set there.
That Badedas commercial was a bit risque wasn't it? And I might be going mad, but wasn't that jamie Foreman in the Accusrist ad?
I assume this was from the pre-christmas time given the ads for chocs, cds and after shave...
JoeScaramanga 4 years ago
I suspect so too. But I suspect it's 1987, which is when the Bryan Ferry album was released.
RobinCarmody 3 years ago
"INSTANT COFFEE" - very Chuck Jones!
Perranporth 4 years ago
Plenty of memories there, especially the classic "You got an ology!"
Our Price used to be my favourite record shop!
mrslmathers 4 years ago