StarCraft 2 Cutscene Collection 1 of 18 -- "The Deal"

[CLIMATE1231]

THAT DIDN'T TAKE 45 SECONDS!

[shen0927]

taking a piss must be one hell of a challenge.

[Ninjaheiro]

oh man, now i have to take piss -_-"

[juanelbobo1]

why did he have to make a deal with (spoiler alert) arcturus mengsk

[dannylko]

@juanelbobo1 he's stuck in that suit.  I'm sure he'd like to get out...You know that he made a deal with Mengsk but couldn't figure out why?

[Venku16]

I really need to save up and upgrade my PC.

[ZSwierczynski]

@Venku16

Do that but wait for the battle chest for all three games.

[Venku16]

@ZSwierczynski Thanks for the tip!

[varun009]

ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS

[Taccom54]

Did anyone notice Blizzard 9A Begin at 2:29?

[Clerk57]

lol 626...he's stich

[AssholePatrol]

That cigar is going to hotbox the shit out of his helmet.

[xenohuh7]

no socks

O_O

[Pasadenaboy27]

626 is the area code for my phone number.

[MrShitthead]

this video is badass but i think the preparing the armor part was a bit much. You'd think in the future they'd have much more economical means of dressing soldiers... that room to weld a human into a space suit would probably cost more than an assembly line to make a tank

[TheImperialSam1]

@MrShitthead Dude u just wrote twice!

[GODSLAYER121]

@MrShitthead Actually this is a special armory room, prisoners get imprisoned in the armor suits until they finish the task handed to them by the dominion, Tychus suit is special :) advanced life support systems and other shit a normal marine would never need.

[MrShitthead]

@GODSLAYER121 i see what your saying, but this still doesn't make any sense. In the original material (based off SC1 and their first novel) prisoners didn't get 'special suits' they simply got brain washed via psychotheropy and medicenal treatment. Tychus does have a special suit yes (i know the twist) but that still doesn't explain why the dominion or anyone would ever want to spend this much resources on a very expendable soldier.

[MrShitthead]

this video is badass but i think the preparing the armor part was a bit much. You'd think in the future they'd have much more economical means of dressing soldiers... that room to weld a human into a space suit would probably cost more than an assembly line to make a tank

[Dirtylickins2]

Convict 626??? isn't that Stitch's Experiment number??? ROFL

[starcraft2gamer]

To the 1 people who dislike this... Tychus Findlay will find you.

[YZA13]

marines op

[seltranY]

thats why it tooks a while to build a marine.

[RequiemofXavier]

1 person had dial up.

[tom3167]

Itchy balls would fucking suck!

[buddieclub1]

What if you get an itch :s

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

@buddieclub1 lol its funny what tychus says after everything is over, he doesn't actually mention it but it is highly suggested he's going to have a wank after he gets out of the suit finally.

[OneCranberyy]

This has got to be my favorite cutscene.

[cornking6]

Best cutscene in the game. Fuck Rayner for betraying him.

[AmphibianStudios]

@cornking6 wouldnt that be the other way around?

[cornking6]

@AmphibianStudios Nope that bitch was a fucking menace that slaughtered thousands of innocents. Tychus was doing everyone a favor by killing her except that faggot Rayner just couldn't let go and betrayed him.

[AmphibianStudios]

@cornking6 aiight...but he didnt tell raynor, thats almost a betrayal itself.

[reflectconnect]

Iron Man much

[MrCouchmen]

No socks?shirt?

[666NightShade]

"Hell its about time" *Helmet closes*

*Cough Cough* W- What? OH SHIT THE CIGAR!!!" *violent coughing*

[tarkov6]

2:10 is the important piece

[TheTrufflehunter]

If this is worth just 50 minerals, wtf happens with a zealot?

[CerberusT93]

@TheTrufflehunter oh my, can't wait to see what happens with a bc =D

[HeavenXxX]

@TheTrufflehunter Zealot cost 100 mineral.... 50 mineral for the blades 25 mineral on the right, another 25 for the left...

[varun009]

@TheTrufflehunter america's economic crisis has reached video games.

[TheMastaAzn]

@TheTrufflehunter Zealots receive expensive surprise butt sex



[ThomasDemko]

@TheTrufflehunter They get warped, remember? xD

[unytcommsys]

@TheTrufflehunter Hell yea!

[AbrahamCollins]

@TheTrufflehunter A lot of the minerals are used up just to open the warp rift; it's the only reason Protoss units and buildings are so cost inefficient, according to lore.

[easuter]

Might get a little hard to breathe with that cigar inside the helmet...just sayin'.

[vellasgameplays]

...how... does he pee?

[Stealthpaw1]

@vellasgameplays Compartments and refreshments. Lol.

[vellasgameplays]

@Stealthpaw1 haha yea :P

[DarkHoodedGirl]

if only it was an FPS

[FreedomUnitePortal]

Lol im watching this cause im to lazy to play the game ^^

[SpazMelonProductions]

#lol

[WW2fanhere47]

SO THIS IS WHAT GOS ON IN THE BARRCKS EVERY TIME I BULID A MARINE

no wonder its so slow

[CommanderCurious]

In english Mengsk sounds so badass =o

[DKCarlidon]

Be like: armor locked. Oh shit! Gotta use the bathroom!!!

[Baxterbear111]

no socks? shit, that'll hurt unless there is a padding inside the boot......

[supermario10172]

Hmm, No wonder it took that long to produce a marine unit

[KRNGANGSTA]

so thats what happens in the barrack for 35 seconds... i knew clicking m isn't the only way of making a marine!

[TitaniaLaFey]

How does he piss or shit in that thing? And what about an infection from bacteria? Especially since they left those nice pants on to be a filter between him and the suit. A nice breeding-ground for bacteria after they collect his piss, shit, sweat, and so on...

[iloveplayingpr]

@TitaniaLaFey

There is like a toilet in there suit that disposes there ummm... Disposals and about the having a pants inside a suit... I don't know maybe he does'nt need to go through all those missions XD! LOL

[ryanothedyno]

@TitaniaLaFey who cares? marines are just cannon fodder in this game, tiny little blood splatters on my laptop screen. Puls, they do the real marines no justice at all, not cool blizzard!

[TeraQuad]

"All marines prepare for drop"

[Thejin2027]

Tychus's one line in this video reflected my opinion about Starcraft 2 finally coming out. 'Hell, its about time.'

[unytcommsys]

@Thejin2027 This is the announcement video. In 'that' video; Mengst doesn't say a thing.

[S4LAm4ndr]

@Thejin2027 I think that's what they were going for with that line.

Such a shame Tychus died though. He was my favorite. Maybe the zerg will repurpose him in Heart of the Swarm. :D

[Imacuser223]

Any1 notice the way that prison is built? From 0:19 to 0:25, it looks kinda like the inside of a Zerg building during briefing (SC1).

[a1k1gen]

the 1 dislike is a man that doesn't know himself.

[NicholasGeschke]

The battlesuit is quite easily one of the most awesome pieces of technology ever created for a video game. Yet - I keep wondering one thing about Tychus here - ever since I first found that his suit was sealed up and locked together...

How the hell does he sleep in that thing?

[Drakki100]

@Equentor And I would give my life in real life so you can say YOUR opinion and I respect it.I must say Starcraft is not bad at all but Warhammers are just more in my taste I quess.

[Drakki100]

@Equentor This looks like a childs toy in compare to Imperiums Mark 6 power armor. Starcraft is very nice but Blizzard makes games for kids while Warhammer and Warhammer 40k is for real man.

[Drakki100]

@Equentor Hmm , ye now that I looked closer I see what you mean , well Warhammer 40k power armor has no retarded bugs like this , blizzard learn to steal better please :D

[Drakki100]

@Equentor Not if the armor is calibrated so its joints move only to certain degree and then block , so he couldn't harm his own body eh ? Beside this armor is way to slow , check out Warhammer 40k Space Marines armor from whom this idea was stolen for a really cool one.

[behrooz4]

With all its glorraaaaayyy

[Balthic]

How do you go to the toilet in that armour?

[AchilleyKing]

@Balthic Like this. *beep. beep. beeeep* Aaaah, sweet relief.

[bobscanfly]

they would have to get suited the day BEFORE the war...

[hahaha01357]

how does he scratch his back?

[ROEDERBABY]

"I made a deal with the Devil, Jimmy"

[bloodwax97]

how bad do you guys think Findlay must smell?

[hegovitz330]

Tychuss Findlay, he has a deal with Arcturus Mengsk, if he killed Infested Sarah Kerrigan, he'll be free.. if he run away he'll be killed by that armor by stopping his organs.. that's why it is "The Deal"..

[IceHarmony]

@hegovitz330 actually, their is a plot hole, karrigan had not been seen for 4 years before he was realised, how could mengsk know that the queen would return and that tychus would have the chance to kill her?

[FrozenKing142]

bin laden better XD

[proterrazerg]

@Pinoylegend707 his name is Tychus Findley

[Farsi1986]

2:30 seems like the previous owner kept a tally until 13 for some reason

[lipnoodle117]

@Farsi1986 it's not exactly uncommon to...recycle armour for the terrans.

maybe the right hand lost it's way, along with the rest of him XD

[GimliAxe]

626 why does that sound familiar?

[MaxAndrew010]

@GimliAxe As in experiment 626.. STITCH!! from lilo and stitch..

[GimliAxe]

@MaxAndrew010 OMG Trigus is STITCH!!! Actually I figure that out after three hours of pondering. ^_^

[masterofThardus]

Why the hell isn't this a movie!?!?

[mudyao]

how does he take a leak in that suit? or dump for that mattter...? i hope its not recycled for the stim pack

[Hapcelion]

you know, the cutscene would feel more genuine if you could cut out the menu selection at the start. just a suggestion.

[Patasup]

cool music

[Pinoylegend707]

I just realized something... How do the marines pick their noses in that neosteel armor? o_O Also, how do they fap? Men have their needs...

[XDshotzX]

@Pinoylegend707 Dude, Thats what the medics are for.. notice how in SC2 they sound sluttier..

[j3RicK24]

@Pinoylegend707 Some Marines can take off their armor I believe, except for this guy, sorry, I forgot his name, and I don't want to be flamed for saying it wrong...

[lewkev]

DAMN SHAME!

[3p1t0m3]

is it me or does he sounds like vin diesel?

[Domainz77]

@3p1t0m3 It probably is =D

[ryum99]

This guy's pretty hilarious during the game, almost redneck obliviousness/ biker badass-ness

[levitan71]

good thing he dosent need crap in there..

[guy8900]

He shouldn't smoke, bad for his health. 

[cardmandeer]

@guy8900 so is fighting the zerg lol x)

[n00buster]

SUIT UP!

[doraemonrox]

@n00buster

So are fighting Zergs. ; )

[Kinkoyaburi]

I guess his colon was cleaned up before the suit was sealed up, and after that he gets all the needed nutrition in a liquid form directly into his blood stream, so there is no fecal waste. He must pee though.

[PepekTheHordMaster]

for what is that jet engine thing? in the uper back ?

[SwordofKnowledge]

@PepekTheHordMaster I would guess air filtration, maybe it's what pressurizes the suit, something like that.

[SwordofKnowledge]

@PepekTheHordMaster I would guess air filtration, maybe it's what pressurizes the suit, something like that. Or, it could be the suit's power supply; something as big as that would need it.

[thebaldeagle121]

@SwordofKnowledge that could be it

[Tobskybobski1]

How would he itch his ass or have a pee if he's stuck in that suit? :O

[mewantcool]

1:17

"convict...626..."

suddenly a furry blue, 4 armed alien appeared in my thoughts.

[ReCentXIII]

Does anyone know the name of the music playing in the backround while they put the suit on him?? I've been hunting it... :)

[skythewolfdemon]

how does he crap in that thing O.e

[PepekTheHordMaster]

@skythewolfdemon he crap before walking to that room...

[skythewolfdemon]

@PepekTheHordMaster he kind of has to go a like every day, how will he deal with it tommorrow

[nimnims]

epic ...

[TheSupersoldier93]

prisoner 117....master chief?

[gpelaez]

Name of that song?

[Protome]

I didn't like this cutscene. Mainly because it's right at the start of the game, and ruins what was the ONLY plot-twist in the SP campaign, about who freed Tychus.

[Thedeadsaluteyou]

Prisoner 627 = Captain Price (Modern WarFare 2)

Convict 626 = Tychus Findley (not sure on speeling of name)

I'm seeing a pattern here...

Prisoner 001 =Chuck Norris??

[Unit88888888]

@Thedeadsaluteyou prison 628.......ghost?

[IsaacKim666]

Convict 626?

... Stitch? :D

[SocalTerran]

@IsaacKim666

LOL what i thought

[broodm]

@IsaacKim666 lolo at the reference, probably wasn't just coincidence

[CatalystDestiny]

@broodm One of the things blizzard tends to focus on in their games are references to other things, so it wouldn't be a surprise if it was intentional.

[Koenigseggmaniac]

@IsaacKim666 LoL! Thought the same, you made my day XD

[zymeth0628]

@IsaacKim666 that's what I thought. xD

[FlamingWhippet]

Wonder what size boots he has to wear.

[Kulololi]

@FlamingWhippet size 20 Ass Stompers

[faleru]

that thing must be really heavy!

[MatthewHeywood1]

@faleru well if it were to work on a exoscelitel basis then the wearer wouldn't feel the weight what so ever

[Superaccel]

What's the name of the soundtrack for this video? It sounds so epic.

[Drdeath133]

that would suck how could he crap

[azuredream23]

Most epic openings I've seen so far this and ME2

[flamingpan117]

what if you have a itch and your in the armor

[SoaringSpartan]

@flamingpan117

The real question is: How do you chuck a shit?

[runeseekerz]

@SoaringSpartan haha maybe he had a diaper bag or something :P

[SoaringSpartan]

@flamingpan117

Also, don't want to be annoying, but"

What if you have AN itch and YOU'RE in the armor?

[souther]

even in today's marine corp, i knew a lot of marines with criminal backgrounds

[opssee]

convict 626 = Stitch ROFL

[marktse]

@opssee hahah yea Stitch is a badass mother.

[marktse]

so why is he hot-boxing that cigar on the inside of his helmet?

[nexus1g]

@marktse The real question is, why *wouldn't* he be?

[marktse]

@nexus1g yeah he probably got all those scars from ashing off hot embers into this suit and not being able to get it out.

[Alex631210]

@nexus1g muhahahaha...true true

[gingusdan1]

@marktse Because that man is one Bad-Ass-Mother-Frakker

[lewkev]

@marktse cause he a tough mother!!!!!!!!

[yuch1102]

yeah! TERRAN MARINE!!