Hank Plays Assassin's Creed ReVLOGations #15 - CHESTS

[oOxXTootsieXxOo]

oh god hank..

if katherine was watching this you'd be dead.

[indyana02]

I want to get the infinite grid song on my ipod. You should put it on your next album.

[Bnoffeepi]

I honestly didn't notice the boobs... I'm so innocent

[TheAlana173]

'investigate the boob shop. BOOK SHOP!' i love hank!

[VeilBloodClaws]

What chests are you talking about, Hank?

[ClaireLaBear11]

Thank God Katherine wasn't watching him

[bookwormwen]

"I'm paying attention, I swear. Not just to the breasts."

"I'm UNDERGROUND! Underground..."

"I love chests..."

[Sandstorm1029]

"I like chests." Hank, was that supposed to be a double entendre? xD

[bestyouveeverhad]

I was just leaning against my counter when I got this feeling. It felt like I had unfinished buisness almost like a book i was reading. It felt of love, passion, violence, and a man who could be held back by nothing! I wondered what this book was and why I could not remember what it was. I then figured out it was Assasins Creed ReVLOGations on Hank Games.

[Narwhalmeg]

I'm telling Katherine.

[ZKoftherebellion]

I noticed on my second playthrough of this, if you pay attention at the first time you arrive in istanbul, shes the one prince Sulliman is flirting with before Yusuf Tazim da Istanbul shows up

[moviemoviemadness]

@ZKoftherebellion ujm yea no shit??

[JellybabyProductions]

Whoops. I meant: YAY! GREEKS!!!

[JellybabyProductions]

Yay! GREEGk

[AnimeKitty202]

Booties and boobs, I wonder what Katherine would think..

[NixLaser]

Chests. I see what you did there.

[namelessmoose]

Hank likes both kids of chests.

[Jaumiusk13]

1:55 Ezio Auditore is... the most interesting man in the world.

[sessrojak]

hank. there needs to be a studio recorded infinite grid song with more lyrics.

please?

[Hanklerfishies]

Wow, he meets a gorgeous girl with awesome breasts, and then the infinite grid says things about grabbing. Wow.

[PikalaxALT]

@Hanklerfishies And then he searches chests.

[Vardagaladhiel]

As soon as the full sync objective is to not be detected I instantly know the outcome of the mission- it always involves a point where Hank ends up fighting half the soldiers/guards etc in the area at once!

Oh Ezio and his amazing pick-up lines!

[mazerunner13]

Hank isn't maing a bomb with both lamb's blood and the deadly kind of gunpowder kind of redundent? I mean there's going to be blood around anyway :S

[TheGuardianofAzarath]

Sofia reminds me of my ex...:p apparently, most italian women (or those of italian decent) are....well built (acording to my ex) :p

You should give Datura (pioson) bombs a try.

[kidwhovien]

hank, can you record Katherine's reaction to this, please, not that i think it will be bad, i just think we all would like to hear it.

[kidwhovien]

i know every one heard and saw this, but i just have to show it 1:10 , i mean really...

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

Well, now we know how to distract an assassin: boobs.

[Honeybear1028]

She

[Honeybear1028]

Dont worry the catherine is even worse than him but no one freaks out when makes a perverted joke because she isint a guy...

[HoboStuff24]

"I don't always come in to your life, but when I do, I'm the most interesting man in it."

[uncool95]

Wait, what? Hank didn't read that he was supposed to be undetected?

[alwaysknowingit13]

Ezio Auditore: The Most Interesting Man in the World

"I don't always hit know women, but when I do, I make sure that they're always about 15 years younger than I am."

[Eodred]

I don't always find hidden doors, but when I do, I make a reference to a meme

[Gardianluna]

Cisterns are awesome, and they are completely historically accurate.

[libbyhull]

I want this game!!! But I don't have an xbox360 or PS3. I'm sad now :(

[Basslinerocks18]

Baha! Love the double entendre w/ the title, sir. Well played.

[Tacoz000]

Hmm... What would Katherine say about the boobs and booty, Hank? Hmmm?

[iamaparth]

Hank was so horny :P

[roguestake]

This should have been entitled "Boobies and Blood Bombs"

[sopralto817]

Dude, I'm a girl, and I'm finding it hard to ignore the breasts.

[ClaireLaBear11]

@sopralto817 I know how you feel! They are just so hard not to look at

[deuscain]

"Nice booty too..." LOL

[Nunewt]

Hank failing at being stealthy is half the fun!!

[mohamedgna]

then he says "i love chests"

[mohamedgna]

anybody loving the "grab" tutorial that came after the nice boobs bit?

[MrHusoldier4life]

Hank you have a wife

[interestingseriously]

oh, know not in the water!!!! *splishy-splashy* ...that was not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

[TheFarzzle]

I can just imagine Katherine laughing her ass off at this

[zukemartuch]

now I'll be waiting for Tobuscus to get to this point in the game XD It will be an entire episode of "hothothothothothothothothotho­thothothothothothothot" XD

[FamilySimFemale]

Okay, now we've seen boobies, we HAVE to see Ezio shirtless...please?!

[1994punk]

I knew Hank was a boob man from the minute he drew attention to the fact that we could see Amy Poehler's bra in an SNL cast pic. I wouldn't have noticed for ages, but Hank...well, Hank's a red-blooded American male! What do you expect?

[harpdevil]

"Oh Ezio, you are such a st-- awesome dude!" STUD, Hank? Is Ezio a STUD? :P

[FamilySimFemale]

@harpdevil He's a STUD, Hank, ADMIT IT! :)

[tracdanger]

Bet this is the Catherine's favorite.

[tttt637]

Tags:"boobs"...

[itsthegreenplatypus]

"She has booty too."

Hank. You are hilarious.

[Hustlinin1492]

That was pretty cool. Great video.

[DarkWolfMitaki]

All these people asking whether or not Katherine knows about Hanks talk of boobs, don't act like you never looked at another hot girl or guy when you had/have a significant other.

[AwesomeMcAwesome32]

1:00

I kept it paused there for a while

[Virini]

You know, when I played this myself, I never even noticed the boobs.

[AwesomeMcAwesome32]

Assassin's Creed Boobylations

[athenagirl1000]

I may be out assassinating Templars, but when I do manage to stop for a drink, I drink Dos Equis.

Blades thirsty, my friends.

[MusicalTimeArrow]

Wouldn't Katherine be proud....

[jobriq5]

lol 1:58 Ezio doesn't always hit on random ladies, but when he does, he uses his hidden blade.

[issabellacullen]

Tags: boobs. Oh Hank.

[372monkey]

What about Kathrine....?

[mestiarcanus]

"You have a sharp tailor."

Why yes random templar, he does. You know what else he has that's sharp? The hookblade that's now inside of your head.

[iROTx]

Hank, you remind me of Homestarrunner.

[SiennaElderly]

Oh.. chests... I see what you did there...

[mortadelletube]

I admit I watched the first 2 minutes a couple times... and the bit with Ezio flirting? More often... first, to see Ezio, and also to hear Hank's laugh :)

[snapf00]

The tittle is so clever--TITLE. Title.

[hr2damax]

First you want to see Ezio topless, THEN you want to enter the boobshop.......sometimes Hank.......sometimes.....

[shoyrurox]

@hr2damax As he said, he LOVES chests!

[blessedbyacurse]

Suave Ezio is suave.

[msweetmusic1]

Hank - don't forget to heal yourself. That always makes me nervous!

[iAmErica1234]

Lovely tags.

[42ravenclaw]

Anyone else notice the one tag?

...

[DragonTamer10]

Did anyone notice that during the infinite grid bit the little tip was "grab"? Huh...I think the game is trying to tell you something Hank...

[aeternitii]

"A Familiar Face"? More like familiar.. boobs

[maat369]

"Big, big breasts... made of pixels."

[JustaSilentWarrior]

but Haaaaank you read the part where they said don't get detected out loud and commented on it

[HorsesCanRunFree]

Does Katherine know about this????

[LunarVlog]

I feel like when Toby gets to this point on his play through the only thing he'll say in the entire episode is "hothothothothothothot"

[Pottsylird]

I like that the Chests title is a pun. Coz there were lots of chests as well as an overly large chest.

[AshMonster2D]

the pedostashe caught up with him!! oh noooo!!



[GeekyGreek91]

HANK! don't you have a significant other? HMMMM!?!?

[puppylover11396]

Hank, who was talking to you at 9:33?

[ItsBenjo]

phat lewt from corpses! loot corpses!

[ashelerando]

Dude, that's the first time I've heard Ezio flirt!! I'd fall for him ;)

[inkenyo]

You get used to the extreme boobage eventually. It takes a few minutes, but after that you finda forget about it... then again I'm a girl and I really didn't care after the inital "Holy shit they're HUGE" lol

[AlthenaLuna]

Oh, Hank. You make finals week so much funnier. Thank you.

[hockeymurph34]

Also ... if someone dislikes this video, it will probably be Katherine (elfkwest)

[hockeymurph34]

Enzio was also thinking about her breasts. Like Hank said, they're hard to ignore, haha!

[Kabhaq]

I dont always stab people. But when I do, I prefer the hidden blade.

[ManjotKaur97]

In which older Hank is overthrown by 13 year old Hank.

[dogsgonewild167]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read the mission instructions Hank. Seeing you do this gets me so irritated...

[guitargod2323]

Wow Hank wow.

[suzakusnomiko]

I'm wondering what Katherine thinks of this video...

[Attackchildren]

@suzakusnomiko Considering they were discussing which Lego people were hot in Lego Harry Potter, I'm guessing she doesn't have too much of a problem with it. XD lol

[Asthanius]

Anybody else think that at 1:56, Ezio looks just like the Dos Equis guy, especially when he says he's "the most interesting man in your life"?

[michigansflowergirl]

You konw you watch Rent too much when you hear "another what?" and automatically sing out "ANOTHER DAAAAAY"

[justmerozzie]

I wonder if he was thinking of Katherine in the boo- bookshop

[emoluvistrueluv]

thanks to the tag of this video there is porn in the side bar...

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

5:05 Really Hank, I didn't know you loved chests.

[inforthelose]

"She's got a nice booty, too." -Thing I never thought I would hear Hank Green say.

[musicluv922]

Hank, you can't make fun of someone for saying 'he has a sharp tailor', when you just said my goodness gracious.

[musicluv922]

"investigate the cistern, but be careful..."

"Oh, I intend to not be careful at all!"

so badass, Hank.

[spraypaint1010]

HANK YOU ARE MARRIED

[spraypaint1010]

"Only the most interesting man in your life." I love this game

[AlexNuchiha]

I laughed SO hard when Ezio said "Only the most interesting man in your life."

[Sunnyside193]

How has the infinite grid song become a full song yet?

[videopossum]

@Sunnyside193 He explained back when he started Revelations that he won't write it because there isn't much to actually write.

[ziggy071621]

Do an "infinite grid" song Wednesday!

[experiment35]

Is it just me or are the game developers trying to hint at something? You went to Sophia's BOOBshop and then slid through her secret passageway, and although you tried your hardest you couldn't avoid getting wet and where detected because you made too much noise.

Subtle. Very subtle.

[AlexNuchiha]

@experiment35 I'm Really glad I'm not the only one to notice that!

[ladymold2748]

@experiment35 Whoa. Heavy. When you think about video games like that, they are certainly more fun =).

[Aresftfun]

Infinite grid in Italian: Griglia Infinita (I think(I used a translator))

Running around: Correre intorno

In the: In la

[thecrimsonbubbles]

Hank, do you need to get something off your chest? ;)

[bplem2007]

Hank has turned into a womanizer

[FindGin]

Shake a booty shake a booty shake a booty shake shake!

[DoctorAvenue]

Hmm.. you have more than one kind of chest on your mind, Hank!

[bass777chick]

Who the eff is Hank?

[puppysfurme]

Toward the end, after all the detection and killing and injury, I kept saying in my mind: "Hank! Use some medicine! If you get any injury at this point you'll die! Dude! Take some medicine! Don't die!" Anyone else?

[DreamfallenOne]

So, do we assume The Katherine doesn't watch these videos?

[GandueanVampiress]

hank should so make a song about the infinite grid

[Nani101]

How did you not know you weren't supposed to be detected!?!??! It said RIGHT THERE, Hank!

[XthecadburykidX]

"I loooove chests." We know Hank, you spent a good few minutes commenting on Sofia's breasts.

[dc8r17]

No wonder the story mode is not available as a two player option!

[MrChillinwithdillon]

She has a nice cistern.

[LeitBoy]

0:25 Worst "accident" knocking something over EVER!

[SmileyRyleigh8]

Katherine's gooooonna geeet yoooou. Oh pervy Hank. Tsk tsk.

[mamph1717]

I started watching this video and my grandfather was standing behind me, and like Hank, his first commented on the woman saying her dress didn't have an adequate top.

[yozzzman]

Love these videos ! MORE ! xD

[TheCharliehogg]

I love these videos!

[OhOkOlivia]

and under 300! :)

[iheartoldies2]

288! Totally Awesome!!

[OhOkOlivia]

Distracted?

[shaunaisazombie]

"Investigate the boobshop - BOOKSHOP. Bookshop."

[NerdfightersDFTBA55]

Does the Katherine watch you play this game?

[YamiChippy]

I'm thinkin' Hank had something else on his mind besides Assassin's Boob-I mean creed!

[Sabortooftigar]

@YamiChippy "ooohhh! I LOVE chests!

[morfin323]

201!

[FantasticBlueGirl]

Under 300 club! Hell yes!

[monkeybobo123]

105! :D

[HomicidalZipper]

Come on, Hank. GET FOCUSED! ;)

[emk456]

first w00t