DJO - Star Trek - I'm a Big Chocolate Slut

[Muzikman127]

I came here by searching "big fucking anvil"

[brianmcgurkfullsail]

wtf? lmao you guys need an actual job

[crazedgunmanvideo]

@brianmcgurkfullsail they got 'em, and are still awesome. shit's great.

[logictrigger]

I think my dick just laughed without my permission.

[jmiller69579]

"Pop a shit, find a weapon." lol I've been there.

[KristinSpradling]

LOL! I appreciate the time that goes into these works of genius.

[dayjoborchestra]

@KristinSpradling Thanks darlin!

[drakehyman]

In in the mood for some.... EURASIAN boobies

Bahahahaha

[EpicBeard815]

looks like we're going to have to break your neck and beam your nuts to mars

[MrArcadia34266]

AWESOME TALENT!!!!!!

[gorlan100]

what episode is this from?

[liamsp544]

I'll never be able to watch that episode without hearing "I'm a big chocolate slut" xD

[HibbsWeld]

Wesley: Romulans scared the shit outta me and they're all over the ship!

Captain: Have a shit, find a weapon!

[TayandTay1]

Anvil.......

[mrlif305]

You motherfuckers are all so white!

[hackalacka]

I'm fucked on acid! mehehehe

[10JWoww]

I want some horse-proof bacon! Where can I get some?

[jasonspangler2010]

How is Mike Buble?

[DavidPileGuitar]

2:26 lololol

[DigitalAlpine]

fuckin stupid really.

[livewire242]

@DigitalAlpine Perhaps it's best if you suck my feces.

[DigitalAlpine]

@livewire242 I think your mom has get finished first

[dayjoborchestra]

@DigitalAlpine I'm sure this would've got genius, had it been written gooder

[brojangles80]

"do you got any bubbles? EEEEEEYYYY!!!!"

[barnsoldat91]

How is my pooplé?

[Blamepandora85]

Ok that was pretty funny

[SimonB198207]

'I'm all freaky and loose.'

That would look great printed on a t-shirt.....

[WheelchairMania]

LOLZ!!!!! Ehhhhhehhhehhhhhh... You fuckin' got mah money?

[ThatWeirdo04]

"My grandma rides a skateboard. She can kill your grandma."

[fuckthatdontneedone]

you.... ff-f-fuckin got my money?

[billyballsache]

that was okay

[leedsmanc]

LOL if you turn Captions on for this, none of the conversations make any sense!

[SirGarforth]

@leedsmanc LOL if you leave the captions off for this, none of the conversations make any sense!

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@leedsmanc ...and they do make sense with the captions off?

Just busting your balls, I knew what you meant.

[aliviahatesyou]

"I have a fridge named Lewis hmhmh!"

Those are the greatest words ever spoken by Picard

[AjarnDeeTeesut]

DJO is the best source of passwords ever and passphrases ever!

[kllrdude1]

"I'M FUCKED ON ACID!" :)

~S~

[Lee197234]

That's worth taking out my hand for.

[megapolon]

Best Canadian comedy ever. In my very humble opinion, vastly superior to The Kids in the Hall.

[TheRobin53]

@dayjoborchestra You guys are epic.

[cloudparter]

I watched a behind the scenes of TNG and Marina Sirtis hates Chocolate. Which is funny cause her character she played is obsessed with it. When DJO did that Chocolate scene it was perfect. Especially when she puts it in her mouth and pretends/acts to enjoy it. Seems DJO totally picked up on it that she despises it.

[DeathKnightKendrel]

Fuck a doughnut..if you have to. Florida's fat. Me have a wooden....face.

[beanthegene]

Dear Worf,

Fuck a fruit basket.

Sincerely,

Darth

[nocturnasinterfector]

2:36....gawd that was fuckin epic

[Muirselgas]

their conversations remind me of the sims.

[Vertigo688]

"Watch hockey." Good advice!

[ANGELxINxDESARKNS]

jesus baked cookies for you

[D1g1dood]

i never get tired of this, still one of the funniest youtube vids out there

[Ogremanji123]

This is truly amazing work.. I love you.. I love you whoever is responsible.. no homo... but you are my one true love...all of you who contributed to this. Will you marry me?

[ancestron]

You guys are absolute random assholes. Why'd you pee all over Darren? Was it for his apple juice? My mom had apple juice with all the bathroom brothers last Thursday. Tits.

[snager80]

"Don't chu got some owls to worship?"

[Andrew06479]

omg 2:09

[lizardgex1]

"OH that's cool. Can I call you Shirley?" :D lmao

[TheLerandom]

omg, Troi was perfect!

[Toastrodamus]

"If a panda rapes your girlfriend, do something."  Always good advice.

[TriggerHappy1243]

@Toastrodamus ex gf*

[Kimmyloca0]

I have just found these and am dying from laughter!!!

[Fadedglory343]

References to Rush, Michael Buble, Anvil, Halifax, hockey... you must be Canadian.

[MBacon101]

"huqwwwaah that's cool"

[RGDcommentnode]

DJO, can you do this for the Star Trek movies? Especially the TNG movies!

[ThePlayfulmutt]

"Fuck a donut...if you have to."

It sounded like Christopher Walken advice.

[schutzenhaus]

I'm fucked on acid.

[lornos10]

I've watched this about 200 times and it never gets old. Double ball shit, nice tits!

Love you guys. Keep it up!

[knax1996]

Genious.. Just genious!<3

[hcsgtrplayer1]

I have horse-proof bacon.

[valer48]

How is Michael Buble?

[SirSpycrab]

"You muthafuckas are all so white." oh Geordi

[AjarnDeeTeesut]

Do you think I'm too white?

[captainhero2]

were you guys involved in Russian Unicorn?

[dayjoborchestra]

@captainhero2 That's BLR!

[L8onL8on]

@dayjoborchestra - And DJO > BLR. Always.

[gottarunrs]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 1:51

[gottarunrs]

i have a fridge named louis...lmao

[DracoEX]

this made me laugh so hard i swallowed a sunflower seed down my windpipe

[BlindSoothsayer]

wait till you see the whores Geordy bought me!

[OpalRedverne]

120 people were elephants in France

[TheOneToxic]

YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL SO WHITE :D!!!!!

[FamousAtomicBoy]

Is that version of "Rust" from the end of the video available anywhere?

[docsis3]

@FamousAtomicBoy Ah good after al this time someone is actually able to identify the song at the end . it can be downloaded in mp3 from their sight ( not this version though)

[FamousAtomicBoy]

@docsis3 Oh I know; I've had the one from their site for a while now, which is why I was hoping that someone knew where to get the version from this video.

[NaminaRulesWoot]

your know.. i like my ice extra cold ...

[smallfried02]

I made this cake and wharf jerked off in the flour.!! Epic

[TrNdke]

Mmm..ice..aaahhhhhaaaoooouuuum­mmmMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[planetofthegapes]

"We're gonna have to break your neck and beam your nuts to Mars"

[Denji2006]

lol "I have horse proof bacon"

[JRHartly1984]

Did you know Christ is a werewolf - Absolutely Priceless!

[cKHAVIKk]

Geordie walking up and saying " you're all so white" is priceless....

[FireRacer4131]

to tell yo the truth, it took me about two vids in order to understand what was going on with djo

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

You're food!

[prorsoft]

*Troi grabs Beverley's arm* "Let go of my goddamn arm!" *Troi lets loose*

cracked me up

[lulnaith]

olololololol

[vandalaylatex6969]

Does anybody notice how many times Picard pours tea?

[cichlid16]

Me have a wooden face

[meatballllll]

123456 applejuice tom

[hatredkopter95]

This stupid hallway is really fuckin' long.

[TyltMusic]

ahahaahahaa omg i lost it at 1:51

[atk79]

@TyltMusic Me too. Best part of the whole clip.

[girlgenius17]

@TyltMusic Me too! XD

[RGDcommentnode]

"I had budgies for parents!"

So did I!

[SirBraxton1989]

"I'm fucked on acid!" lmfao!

[KingOfKhaos1991]

2:45 OMG!

[baron1324]

2:12 Chummy gums.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

go fornicate with my sister's half fridge

[Ken14Z]

"If a panda rapes your ex-girlfriend.... do something."

[MattyRo18]

116 people have budgies for parents.

[JohnTheNecrofreak]

How have I not seent his before, its legendary

[jstark069]

With Transcribed Audio... The line

"How bout you bang an ambulance you racist!" Shows up as.....

"Family Values Interests" LMAO.... Solid Gold!!!

[N33dM04rM3t4l]

You motha fuckas all so white

[Z3NBU]

1:48 LMAO!!! every fkin time!!!

[bregolingo]

What about Zulu? - Zulu's dead. Show me your gums.

[Mattteus]

Mike Bublé... hmm, I think it was funnier when I thought he said "fuck 'em I'm likable plate"

[fettsack32]

I had to fuck a donut.

[fettsack32]

I had to fuck a donut.

[DhonnEmrys]

Have a shit, find a weapon. Classic.

[xray40k]

you know hannah klaas

[xray40k]

I'm a big chocolate... slides

[Yammenkow]

Troi and Beverly are the best in this one. I love their faces at "I'm F*cked on acid" and "Let go of my Goddamn arm!"

[Kleavers]

Show me your gums...oh yeah!

[sbranco12]

I always knew Troi really talked like Ali G. LOL!!!

[SuedeSwede]

DJO SHOULD DO AN ENTIRE EPISODE/MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

"If a panda rapes your ex-girlfriend, do something."

[bmuscotty88]

"This stupid hallways effin really long." haha

[bmuscotty88]

"This stupid hallways fuckin really long." haha

[wwest444]

2nd order craziness... turn on the "Transcribe Audio" under the closed caption settings

[LivinItUpCrazyStyle]

@wwest444 LOL I just did that, it made my night at 4:00 when he said "you're food" the closed captions said "you're from new jersey" .. where do they come up with these captions anyways? XD

[EyeOnTheTV]

@wwest444 3rd order craziness ... change the speed to 1/2 or double.

[dustylikethewind]

Funniest shit iv ever see!!!! Lmao

[gonrio]

Troy Baker sent me here. 

[andrealeighv1]

I'm in the mood for some Eurasian boobies myself there Jean Luc

[LeonhartSquallofFF8]

Holy cr@...! Your stuff is so awsome that everytime I see it, it makes me so happy I could s#!t my pants!!!! I will never get tired of watching your stuff!!!! You are the gods of LOL!!!!!!

[thefowles1]

Oooooooh, ice.

Mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaahh­hhhhaaaaaoooooooooooommmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[Idotitude]

Double bullshit. Nice tits.

[seb8604]

Picard's phlegm-heavy laugh cracks me up every time

[epsilon8998]

you mothafuckahs are all so white :D

[obrownmba]

I'm getting a fax from Darth Vader

[sajo1111111]

I have a fridge, named Louis

[james2010saha]

WOW, I literary just watched this episode for the first time 10 minutes ago. Damn this was the biggest coincidence

[edsigalaClassic]

From what episode is this taken from? Now I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.

"I like my ICE EXTRA COLD.

MMMM... ICE.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MM"

:D

[Phil684]

@edsigalaClassic Its from an Episode called 'The Game' Season 5

[dat1kidzfriend]

You mother fuckers all so white..."Hell ya"

[ChompChompNomNom]

funny shit haha

[MelissaTicky]

wuh buh bee

[sharperguy]

oh

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k

[AlgumaCoisaNoAr]

2:50 Riker smoking! 

[MurdocHughes]

"How about you bang an ambulance, you racist."

[iksytomi]

you mothafuckas are all so wyte

[TrillionGrams]

I wanna be a RAPPER

[IronianKnight]

"Why was I born stupid?"

"jesus is random fuuuuuck"

Perfect response. Flawless victory. DJO-tality.

[StreetlightEagle]

@IronianKnight *random-fire

[Shad0wSpill]

You got any bubbles? HEEEEEEY-

[Andreus]

I always crack up at "Me have a wooden... face". Every fuckin' time.

[DhonnEmrys]

@Andreus That and 'I like my ice...extra cold.'

[Andreus]

@DhonnEmrys To be fair though, she does have a wooden face.

And even I like my ice extra cold.

Mmmm, ice.

[Andreus]

@DhonnEmrys To be fair though, she does have a wooden face.

And even I like my ice extra cold.

Mmmm, ice.

[aeopmusic]

I LIKE REPEATING THIS VIDEO'S DIALOGUE IN MY COMMENTS.

[BlackhawkGirl11]

OMG, Please make more, DJO. You are hilarious!!!

[CorvidDude]

oh god 2:23 happened at just the right time in my life =]

[pseudonamex2]

Ill have BUTTERSCOTCH! And you can have PISTACHIO! OLOLOLOLO

[L8onL8on]

What dumbass dislikes this? :D Apparently 110 of them.

[t0ny1103]

OMG i laffed so hard i think something dripped out of my colon

let go of my gd arm lol

[spacecowboy5000]

I would do Ralph hard and sloppy.

[BlueMenace19]

'I'm getting a fax from Darth Vader.' LOLOLOLOLOL

[Amorphysical]

I don't know how I ended up watching these but I'm glad I did, just can't stop laughing XD

[SunderiseN]

My grandmother can ride a skate board she can kill yours

[FeralDante]

Double bullshit nice tits xD

[TheCottonTop]

"How is Mike Pooplay?"

Fucking classic!