Horrible Histories Victorian Names

[lilyisdusty]

i like 'minty badger'

[mykittysapphire12345]

Princess cheese

[mykittysapphire12345]

Happy now? (kid smiles) never get out of your seat!( kid got out of her seat) xD

[Elsamargareth]

LOL so funny XD

[MercuryOMFG]

"no thats evil over there"

[AllHistoryIsHorrible]

my names Susan

ah, that's more like it

Susan Semilenathrower

*sigh*

[KingHarlaus1]

Toilet??

[TheMegbet]

were there more names than kids???

[Sohave]

Gosh I got some inspiration for naming my children when that time comes.

[TheAlextalks]

Wow those names are ummm ... interesting

[Auzzieowl]

Okay Johnson is ADORABLE!!! XD

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Thumbs up if you're a Victorian watching this on your iChild

[e0o9kii]

Who plays the teacher?

[glamourofthegods07]

Substitute teacher: Now, I want to put a stop to this fake naming business. Tits Palmer? Do you guys think I'm retarded?

Students: YOU'VE UPSET TITS! *pats tits' back* STOP CRYING TITS.

Haha this sketch reminded me of one of Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant comic strips. XD

[EuphonicKerfuffle]

@glamourofthegods07 Yesss! Me too! Glad to know I'm not the only one who was reminded of Hark! A Vagrant by this. :)

[GaladedridDamodred]

And to think I grew up reading books with Victorian children whose names were Sara Crewe and Mary Lennox and Ethelberta Beauchamp Cholmondeley!

[irishgodfatherchris]

@GaladedridDamodred names like Ethelberta would've belonged to a girl belonging to the upper crust of society seeing as how its a very old fashioned name, here's a pointless fact Queen Victoria's birth name was Alexandrina

[GaladedridDamodred]

@irishgodfatherchris Alexandrina's a lovely name. The book I read "Ethelberta Beauchamp Colmondeley" in noted that it was a "long, romantic name", something out of a storybook.

[Britain337]

Miss Farting Clark Lol

[CartoonOperatics93]

@LightningStrikes56 You're right.... HYPOCRITICAL HUMOUR!

[LightningStrikes56]

The teacher seems like a bit of a hypocrite. She complains that the children have weird names, and then her name is 'Farting Clack'!

[LadyLacrimosa]

I think the kid that's called Toilet was Draco Malfoy's son in the Deathly Hallows part 2...

I feel like such a nerd...

[KunamaRundy]

@LadyLacrimosa You are right. He is Scorpio Malfoy. And no you are not a nerd, you are gifted with the power of observation :-p

[LadyLacrimosa]

@KunamaRundy XD Thank you, you are too kind :)

[leaguesmanoframsgate]

In comparison, Harper Seven seems... still crap, to be honest. Who names their child something that sounds like a brand of shitty-ass Seventies beer?

[blackjewelwolf]

I'm wanting to call one of my kids Dixie when I'm older, but my dirty-minded friend would never let me hear the end of it.

[whiteonyx4]

Ohh so celebrities aren't being insane to call their kids blanket, apple etc.... they're classic.

[VoreKid123]

Miss Farting Clack! lol!

[3636Clarence]

Some celebrities have named their kids pretty weird names.

[3636Clarence]

Have a friend whose gr.grandfather was named 'Hate Evil' true.

[SaraMarie41]

okay, by a show of hands, you couldn't watch w/out busting out laughing. it makes calling your kid Racer, Rebel, and Rogue seems normal.

[AsboJunior]

0:35 back then that child would have been caned for speaking out of turn

[JizzForBritain]

*changes birth certificate to Minty Badger*

[Jdocent]

Does anyone have a full script of this???

[SonicRules151]

lol, scary looker

[blix1ms0ns]

Back then calling people by their first name was considered rude

[MasterBillie]

@blix1ms0ns and we now see where was a perfectly logical reason for it.

[SonicRules151]

I lol'd so hard at these, thumbs up if u did too!

[nlpnt]

It's like a G-rated version of Rowan Atkinson's "No One Called Jones" routine. Also makes me think of the Simpsons episode where there was an entire row of kids named Tyler.

[Adeldee]

I wanna name my children MUCH weirder

[FrankIeroiscute]

I wouldn't call my daughter Raspberry but I would call her Berry.

[mickdukes]

Not doubting per se, but where's the proof for all this? Sorry if it's been brought up before.

[jame1881]

@mickdukes I don't know, but I'm guessing census type things, school records, or anything else that just listed names of people.

[safirediaz]

I want to call my future children 'Happy' and 'Raspberry' :D

[faithvamp]

1:43-1:50 is just bloody adorable

[faithvamp]

toilet and baboon ....... :)

[rosejaneweasley]

what evil person gave the kid with the lisp the name Susan samalina thrower??

[LilyMoth12]

I have a friend her real name is Raspberry! Some of the names they got nowadays are nothing compared to "Toilet!"

[2MasterPokemon]

Miss Farting Clack



[IsySkyeOfficial]

Hehe, now I know what I'm going to call my children when I grow up :)

[Mojosbigstick]

Is Prudence Badger watching?

[elissdeja]

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[elissdeja]

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[elissdeja]

omg- evil his parents are evil

[gymkhanaJunkiex]

Omfg I actually think I'm going to wet myself :') Tears are running down my face I'm laughing so much

[Shaunashaz]

None of those names can be real names for sure!

[elissdeja]

oh so your name is miss farting something so they are not the only one with a stupid name

[spiderlover678]

I'm sorry. Why would anybody call their child Scary Looker?

*kid's eyes move randomly in all different directions*

Okay I asked.......

[12strawberrylover]

1:13 Bertie Gilbert when he was younger = me fangirling

[darkangel25567]

the toilet boy looks like scorpius malfoy

[tmesistotalis]

Minty Badger is an awesome name.

[Raku]

Is it me or does 'Toilet' look almost like... Draco Malfoy?!?!?!?! Waaaiiittt... Or maybe... this was Lucius when he was a little tyke... Heh, no wonder he's evil >>

[genmama1955]

I am being perfectly serious when I tell you that one of my ancestors was named "Cleaner Pipes." It's in the genealogy and everything!

[missluckyducky07]

my friend kaarin thought her name was werid...

[missluckyducky07]

who is scorpius malfoy? i no a lucius and a draco but not a scorpius

[darkangel25567]

@missluckyducky07 Scorpius is draco and astoria son

[Neynaneyn]

@missluckyducky07

Deathly Hallows part 2 at the end. There is Bertie Gilbert,starring Scorpius.

You can't see his face,'cause he hugs his 'parents'. :)

[TheHillTV]

Happy? Yes miss? Don't tell me your names happy xD Miss FartingClack? xD I lolled when I hear it.

[The11a22b33c]

Evil in there is my cousin

[sofiaobrien17]

scary looker ! lOl

[SimsXluv]

Lol, my Great nan's name is Bleach Turpin. My Nan is called Mop Stood. My friends is River Lynx Shannon..My name begins with Shannon. And my friends friend is called Loop Finger. o.o Don't laugh.

[MultiBelle22]

And I thought teachers had problems with my name!

[scarlet1379]

but i cant forget lettuce burger can i??

[scarlet1379]

my kids will be called: Toilet,Baboon Fartworthy,Fatty and Sam.

at least one of them would be normal :P

[WadonstolProductions]

3 people are either Toilets or Baboons.

[theperv01]

I guess im gonna call one od my kids ass rammer and preperation h

[hazrat63]

mrs farting klak hahhahahha stupid name gosh there parents are eviler than i thought yak does she fart or something hey smoebody turned the gas up

[awsome123138]

"you're parents must be evil!"

"no, thats evil over there..."

LOL!

[LiveAndBreatheAG]

Goodness... I read that in some culture ( I forgot which one) parents would give their children horrible names (Which I will not name...) because they believed that evil spirits would consider them too modest to harm. I wonder if that's what is going on here.

I wanna be named Princess Cheese!!

[chloeerox12]

scary looker....im sorry, why would anyone call their child scary looker?

*child goes cross eyed*

forget i asked

:P

[moonlightblossom]

is that scorpius malfoy @ 1:17? LOL

[PaHsia]

I'll still take "Raspberry", "Never" or "Minty" over "Audio Science", "Bronx Mowgli" or "Kal-El Coppola". Some of the others... maybe I'll flip a coin.

[IAreNarutard]

@PaHsia Kal-El... what were you thinking Nicolas Cage?!

Definatelly agree on that though. I find Minty really cute actually, I'd chose that one if I was forced. Not too short of Mindy really.

[xxTotalBritxx]

Awww look at little Scorpius Malfoy :D

[Megamadsta]

@MrAaron1573 yeah

[Megamadsta]

Lol who could dislike this video?

[MrAaron1573]

@Megamadsta 2 idiots

[10Shivi]

@Megamadsta People with one of those names.

[BVargas78]

This is what happens when uneducated parents get the right to pick what name they want :)

[Belphegor82]

Can somebody put up a list? English is not my first language, and there are quite a few names I misheard... And I don't want to miss out on the fun :o)

[ChemicalCorpse1]

@Belphegor82 she said : -  Raspberry Lemon LettuceBurger Bovril OK Never Toilet Baboon Evil Susan Happy Freezer Breezer Princess Cheese Minty Badger Scary Looker and the teacher is called Farting Clack xD

[Belphegor82]

@ChemicalCorpse1 Thanks a lot :D

[ChemicalCorpse1]

@Belphegor82 np

[GGdahut]

Wait a second... doesnt the boy called Toilet play Scorpius Malfoy in Harry Potter 7 part 2?

Awww... which name is worse, Toilet or Scorpius???

[TheButterflyatNight]

@GGdahut

yes, it's him.

[GGdahut]

@TheButterflyatNight Aww...

[alexpitt4]

ive been going around all the HH sketches playing spot the @bertiebetg its fun seeing him look like a prat i want to be an actor but no one knows about me

[Kelishas]

Oh my gosh..almost makes names like Pilot Inspektor and Apple seem perfectly normal..

[laprincessofdarkness]

@Kelishas Don't forget Moonunit!

[ItsLikeMagiic]

Never is close to Neviah... xD

[superdiaper]

I feel sorry for them kids who had names like that.

I feel sorry for kids who have them kinda names these days.

And victorians must have just opened a dictionary and pointed at a word and said "right, that's what we'll name our kid" It's the only answer.

[sezyl486]

My mum watched this and wishes she called me minty badger........

[Twiglat246]

I love this show its a fun way of learning so cool :)

[legomovieman94]

"Your parents must be evil!

No, that's evil over there!"

I love this show XD

[The11a22b33c]

@legomovieman94 The evil one is my cousin

[papalolita]

I blame this on the Industrial Revolution.

[shiptech2k9]

In England Ashley is a boy/girl name in America if you were a boy named Ashley, people would laugh at you.

[meijtjes]

this is lol

[EmilyBabyy98]

Bertie Gilbert!:') I wanna...Um never mind young childrem might read this comment.;D xxxxx

[zerghalo2]

I'll say your names. . .you say HEAH

[TobiShinobii]

Now days we have Shaqeeqee, and La[dash]a, and Lady-Bug, LaPrincess, Dashawnda, Vina, Shakaykay... (These are girls I went to school with)

[Gaaralver2damax]

@TobiShinobii I got Heavenly, Patience, and Ishia(pronounced ''Isaiah...'', yes he's a boy). And Le-a? Were you on the ''Naymme Gaimme'' with Dr. Snider? :D

[TobiShinobii]

@Gaaralver2damax no, i really did know a girl named La-a, pronouced La[dash]a. im not kidding.

[Gaaralver2damax]

@TobiShinobii *facepalm* That Poor soul... What happened to names like ''Leah'' or ''Leia''?

Besides, its not a dash. It's a hyphen!

[TobiShinobii]

@Gaaralver2damax Dont tell them that! Then we'll have ppl named La[hyphen]a!

[Gaaralver2damax]

@TobiShinobii Oh lord... I took a look at my yearbook from last year and... Well, I hate parents.

[Gaaralver2damax]

@TobiShinobii Oh god... I just looked at my yearbook from last year and... *rubs eyes*

MY EYES, THEY BURN!! How are ''CHASMOND'', ''Irene'' and ''Samuel'' on the same page!? IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!! *cries* I hate parents...

[TBAWriter]

@TobiShinobii And this is why countries other than the US have naming laws.

[TobiShinobii]

@TBAWriter OMG other countries have NAMEING LAWS!? Why don't we!? We so stupid!

[IvoryHillXIII]

So Bertie's name here is Toilet?

ASDFGHJKL PERFECT.

[littleperrie1234]

lol miss farting clack! lol

[KawaiiMooMoo]

Is Toilet played by Bertie, or am I losing my mind?

[mxgirl918]

if their parents are evil, her parents must be eviler! xD loll

[kuraraShotai9]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[fatimahcomel]

haha miss farting clack

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

FREEZER BREEZER.

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

i wanna be called minty badger

[lyziette]

0:48 I didn't know they used the word O.K. meaning 'alright' back in Victorian England. I thought it was a word americans invented. ..Good day!

[blackbirds5]

Bertie Gilbert!! <3

[niamh12233]

This makes me laugh every time

[niamh12233]

This makes me laugh every time

[Tarantio1983]

HaH!!! and yet you look at some of the stupid names that celebs give their kids, silly names or what?!

[featherwhisker15989]

I swear that the blonde kid is Tom Felton. I've watch enough Harry Potter to recognise my favorite character :)

[Gaaralver2damax]

@featherwhisker15989 The blond kid whose name was Toilet? His name is Bertie or something.

[nvalentino75]

Matt Smith should change his name to Minty Badger. Or name his children as such.

[safirediaz]

@nvalentino75 'Minty Badger' Smith (Hmmm, I quite like the sound of that) xD

[channysocute]

Susan Semilina Thrower = Chastity

[TheCTish]

Princess Cheese !!!

[kittykat8225]

DID U NO JAMES BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM IS A REAL VICTORIAN NAME AND SO IS DANLD DUCK

[kittykat8225]

rattus rattus is like my fav puppet star! (i have all different stars) rattus your so cute! GO RATTUS!

[eiricmacbean]

@edgehead242 "Susan Semolina-Thrower"

[Mosoinia]

minty badger

[edgehead242]

what was Susan's last name? 

[Gaaralver2damax]

@edgehead242 I think it ended in ''Thrower'' or ''Throw up''

[channysocute]

@edgehead242 semolina-thrower

[walkerdufault]

I like Raspberry Lemon XD

[idontspeakfrench96]

aw bertiee! - "toilet" "alright be quick" "no thats my name miss" :') soo young!

[FrankIeroiscute]

Well theres no names like that in my family tree.

[POTCMarc101]

Scary looker xD

[TheAdcorn]

Scary looker!! I crack up every time :-)

[thor89100]

just funny, princess cheese

[elliewelly13]

LOL this is so funny n good too

[Arksimon2k]

Minty Badger...good god XD

[connorboxer123]

Imagine it being Miss Farting Cock hahaha

[connorboxer123]

Oooooh look at me my name is connorfarter123 :D not really just imagine though.

[jmwestful]

aww. they're so cute areent they?

[jaz88pa]

Minty Badger! I'm having that one.

[TheSilver19991]

@jaz88pa im having princess cheese!!

[baconandcrisps]

Toliet and Baboon.. Cracks me up EVERY time :D

[cartoonlover2326]

I can't stop laughing at this video. Seriously, princess cheese

[JessieJx1]

All those names are better than Vicky Beckham's daughter Harper 7 :L

[hipeoples16]

"No, Evil is over there" lmao

[zorpgirl]

Miss farting clack.....LOL

[Concetta20]

No way!

[TalesOfKrypton]

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

This will definitely make your day! :D

[KingRaven101]

Minty Badger sounds like a euphemism :)

[bimbo202]

@KingRaven101 to me it sounds like a brand of chewing gum

[Zephyr7990]

Why?  Why did Parents name their children after food? Were the Victorians all cannibals?

[CriticTVStar]

Isn't that girl from the Cadbury adverts??

[chloenoire]

Minty Badger. Just.

[soccergirl97979]

man and i thought this generation's names were horrible

[npkzangel2k7]

thats my name

[Misscutie383]

Toilet is an EPIC name XD