@JayGolas i was making a point. why are you comparing humans to monkeys?
they trow shit around, we dont and i think that sums it up pretty well...
i tought you would be bright enough to understand my point.
they are irrational animals and we are rational ones...but you can go and try to scratch your chest with your feet, hell you can even go and scratch around and scratch your butt with your own face, for what i care...
00:32 the monkey is like: "/silently\ i'm gonna woop yo ass karate style u nasty mother ..." "Oh sh*t he saw me"... "la la la la la" "well hey hey hey, hi there doggie" *scratch* *scratch* "how u doin'?" *scratch* *scratch* "whaaayaa!" " *puff* " "face slap!" "rope caught mutta fuka!" "this is what opposable thumbs will do to ya biatchhh"
why did the monkey scratch his chest with his foot? couldn't the monkey use his hand? that's like you scratching your belly with your foot instead of your hand. please someone answer my question, thank you.
@chakdeychar My comment before was insensitive and I have removed it. I'm not a senseless killer. You want me to "go die" to make the world "a better place" sounds like this idea Germany tried in the 40s
fuck USA,death to America,yChina is gone to fuck you back to the Stone Age.Like our Russian brothers fuck you 10 more times.Too bad our Idol Bin Laden is killed,but his sumurai spirite will live forever.A lot of Americunts Tourists are beaten on streets of Europe and Asia all day everyday.So Beat Americunts is kind of Entertaiment in China.So We spend all of our holidays beat Americunts in musée du Louvre in Paris with our bodyguards.If get caught,just pay 10000 euro than I am back again.
1 rope stollen HA HA HA HA....1 dog sad HA HA HA HA...1 happy monkey HA HA HA...3 nouns all together HA HA HA HA....And this 1 comment failing HA HA HA HA
0:19 Monkey goes for a leg lock followed by a failed single leg takedown. Lol
bluesdealer 1 day ago
0:36 Dude, what? just scratchin myself. NOPE!!
lovefightplay 1 week ago
I think the monkey make sfun of the dog in 0:37
pppaaaooo13 2 weeks ago
OMG! The dog is so gentle and trying to avoid to bite him :)
MrTheHobbits 2 weeks ago
el perro queria sacar a pasear al mon xd
11brenchu12 2 months ago
猴win!!
dx9929 2 months ago
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im in that weird part of youtube again... XD
tozzaa 2 months ago
0:35 is my favorite moment
PufferBluntman 2 months ago 5
i love these videos its so fukin weird i just wanna mess with a monkey
AndyAngelZ 2 months ago
wow the dog didnt hurt it. interesting
its2in0the1numbers1 2 months ago
DOG: Me wants Rope
Monkey: Me wants testicles
Headcrab389 2 months ago
WAT THE ******
enderossel 2 months ago
smeagol and frodo.
ABHMK88 3 months ago
Monkey: "let me in fuckers before this psycho kills me " LOL
oldhpirs4 3 months ago
damn idiots shoulda stopped the fight befor eone of the animals got hurt
tosgem 3 months ago
evil boy laughing in the background :/
ZHAProductions 3 months ago
0:36 Sly ass monkey "What I'm just itching not doing nothing"
690169 3 months ago
That kid's laugh is funnier than the video.
CorellianSmuggler 3 months ago
What a loving friendship they even share their fleas.
yuk747 3 months ago
this is at vietnam?
aznflyhign 3 months ago
O:47 Owned. :troll:
bogosse02200 3 months ago
Sounded like Chopper from One Piece "AH AHAHAHA"
FunkyOrangeHp 3 months ago
yeah, that was super cute.
jpoolerdom 3 months ago
this is how the whole world should be!! beautiful
callumritchie 3 months ago 3
lol
murdechoc 3 months ago
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AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ... AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
YourMyNextVictim 3 months ago
0:35 best part ! ><
SurfintheskyTony 4 months ago 6
one dog AH AH AH, one monkey AH AH AH
Josh10311 4 months ago 5
And the dish ran away with the spoon!
jarbon5 4 months ago
That kid laughs like Tommy from the Martin Lawrence show. lmao
MrMarrVell 4 months ago
Monkey WIN
sesbokyankeproducts 4 months ago
0:36 lol that monkey is like hey no men i was just her scratching my self uff
sesbokyankeproducts 4 months ago
00:35 When the dog turned towards monkey he started scratching himself.... EPIC!!!
abhitheforce 4 months ago
that monkey only wanted it cuz the dog had it... or maybe it was the other way around
pokinsmot 4 months ago
0:37 "what? I wasn't following you!...... honest!..... just having a scratch is all...." LOL!
StarTrekSarah1701 4 months ago 4
Great!
southsidesman 4 months ago
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AH AH AH AH xD
RCPhilN 4 months ago
0:34 Nah dog I'm not coming to steal your rope... I'm scratching my nipple with my foot.
Gamezero05 5 months ago 3
is count dracula there????
josycho242 5 months ago
0:27 Monkey tried cropping the dogs leg haha!!
s3xyboy786 5 months ago
Dear lord, the TRAFFIC, where is this so that I know to never go there??
JCReiki 5 months ago
@JCReiki
probably India
pokinsmot 4 months ago
Monkey 1 Dog 0
kozmon0t 5 months ago
What's with the baby dracula laughing in the background?
JameyChaCha 5 months ago 101
@JameyChaCha Hahaha you made my day.
Humberto4790 3 months ago
@JameyChaCha That's the Count... he loves to count things.
michaelermcgowaniv 2 days ago
for a few seconds at the begining i thought the monkey is going against an amstaff !!
haroos 5 months ago
that is one smart as balls monkey!!!!
HendrixStephen 5 months ago
sneek attack!!!
smackatrick 5 months ago
lol this monkey reminds me of that monkey with that long ass name in gintama XD
XxJean12335128xX 5 months ago
Monkey smarter than dog.
sydneymassive 5 months ago
thats freakin ceaser
MrVenom2118 5 months ago
YA YOU GO MONKEY!
MonkeyCraftMCS 5 months ago
omg hahah XD
YousayOh 5 months ago
who the hell was aying AH AH AH AH AH AH ><
808gummibear 6 months ago
does anyone hear that kid laughing in the background? "AH AH AH AH AH AH"
0.0
ratlover35 6 months ago 122
@ratlover35
Its The Count's son.
Ambiduros 5 months ago
@ratlover35 Yes, it's the Count's child.
zoomerlawns 4 months ago 4
@ratlover35 yh how anoying, id be like 'shut up, or laugh properly!'
PurpleDragonAngel 4 months ago
@ratlover35 The retarded monkey?
ThePakiz786 4 months ago
@ratlover35 that was their pet parrot
ffrank345 3 months ago
Monkeies are so clever
usnightfox 6 months ago
@rudetux Are you mentally retarded? the monkey seems smarter than you rudetux.
JayGolas 6 months ago
@JayGolas i was making a point. why are you comparing humans to monkeys?
they trow shit around, we dont and i think that sums it up pretty well...
i tought you would be bright enough to understand my point.
they are irrational animals and we are rational ones...but you can go and try to scratch your chest with your feet, hell you can even go and scratch around and scratch your butt with your own face, for what i care...
rudetux 5 months ago
i thought now the monkey makes a armbar :D
ENERGY00359 6 months ago
my dog would rip the monkeys head and be like "ma rope bitch"
thebroon7777 6 months ago
00:48 the dog is like:
Me sad now...
might as well fetch a bone or something...
rudetux 6 months ago
rudetux 6 months ago
Lol i love how the monkey scratched his head like a dog he's beenhanging around hus dog buddy for to long lol
Epurope 6 months ago
why did the monkey scratch his chest with his foot? couldn't the monkey use his hand? that's like you scratching your belly with your foot instead of your hand. please someone answer my question, thank you.
JayGolas 6 months ago
@JayGolas Because monkeys have hands for feet. :)
JilutheFang 6 months ago
@JayGolas Well...u trow your own sh*t at people? cause that is what ape's do... I think that answers your question :)
rudetux 6 months ago
that monkey be bitchin
WolfOmega101 6 months ago
Monkey Wins!
MuNoZ243 6 months ago
My old dog would have loved to try this. She would play tug and roughs with anyone.
tina6581 6 months ago
Whats with the kids laugh? Lol
MuNoZ243 6 months ago
@MuNoZ243 lmao
CrittX 6 months ago
why would someone dis-like this,fucking retards
KingOfThe4Way 6 months ago
vinqueur le singue car il etait plus intelligent
alexalexalex5050 6 months ago
the monkey made a comeback!!!!! i'd still root for the dog tho......
bootcamp661 6 months ago
this is definitely in Pakistan.
TPWNage 6 months ago
press 2 over and over
Uniman166 6 months ago
Monkey wins
8ball48 6 months ago
opposable thumbs biotch!
Xiphos0292 6 months ago
at the end the dog is like "FOUL! rope out of bounds"
Kalkas53 6 months ago
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imslimshades 7 months ago
@imslimshades
and u take pride in having the worst trained dog ever? kinda says more about you as a person than your dog now does it?
endofages5 6 months ago
@imslimshades Your dog is just like you, a senseless killer. This world will be a better place without the likes of you. Go die.
chakdeychar 6 months ago
@chakdeychar My comment before was insensitive and I have removed it. I'm not a senseless killer. You want me to "go die" to make the world "a better place" sounds like this idea Germany tried in the 40s
imslimshades 6 months ago
0:21 i paused the video
chickenbut11 7 months ago
damn monkeys are smart
majornewb 7 months ago
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svobobo 7 months ago
was that a construction site?
changez07 7 months ago
I think the dog has ticks.
aj5650 7 months ago
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fuck USA,death to America,yChina is gone to fuck you back to the Stone Age.Like our Russian brothers fuck you 10 more times.Too bad our Idol Bin Laden is killed,but his sumurai spirite will live forever.A lot of Americunts Tourists are beaten on streets of Europe and Asia all day everyday.So Beat Americunts is kind of Entertaiment in China.So We spend all of our holidays beat Americunts in musée du Louvre in Paris with our bodyguards.If get caught,just pay 10000 euro than I am back again.
Americunt4gay 7 months ago
0:36 act natural...STRIKE!
kingvic97 7 months ago
'What I wasn't sneaking up on you, I was....just scratching my arm pit."
marsproject23 7 months ago
This kid laughs just like Crocodile, from One Piece... :P
Bahsss 7 months ago 5
my rope muther fucker
calistarious 8 months ago
this kid is laughing like my car engine :D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:
202drummerboy 8 months ago
love those dogs, so beautiful and intelligent, bot being agressive automatically in presence of similar intelligence monkey
flash92 8 months ago
monkey 1 dog 0
luciok 8 months ago
"i can't wait to eat that monkey"
oisinandmalachy 8 months ago
Dog didnt want to go to the filthy dirt road. Monkey wins
Reason4Termination 8 months ago
they monkey tryed to grab the dogs balls @ 0:26
MrDeltoidFTW 8 months ago
AND THE MONKEY WINS!!!
pixanim 8 months ago
ha ha ha ha
ahahahhahahahaa
punkvictim 9 months ago
where is this? It's clearly not the us.
Phunt555 9 months ago
LOL 00:36 WAIT! x scratch scratch scratch x ok, I'm good!
Killuminatyi 9 months ago
The dog looks like it gets beat...
smilehimself 9 months ago
orkut
sangatachouhan 9 months ago
love this...
TheHeavensSpear 10 months ago
a pet monkey. wtf
divin0wnage16 10 months ago
its like watching an mma fight lol
pwnage333 10 months ago 33
monkey: 1
dog: 0
popolalasusububu 10 months ago
that mokey is a sneaky basterd
ShorifAndiMev2010 10 months ago
A ha ha 1 Monkey A ha ha 2 Monkey A haha 3 monkey..........
Nakedhominid 10 months ago
the laughs ahahahah hahahaahah lol
powerofyousful 10 months ago
Super Cute and Cool!
ScAmMers147 10 months ago
superior brain power always wins
ivangrozny27 10 months ago
dog has mange,must be a street dog
hemphillz 10 months ago
@hemphillz Its a third world country or a second world. That might be just how their dog is.
CptSmokeAlot 10 months ago
:24-:26 monkey needs to work on his open guard.
Forthefearful 11 months ago
good nice video
bandrebel 11 months ago
BRAVE CONFIDENT MONKEY!!! I WOULD SHIT MY FUCKIN PANTS IF I WAS PLAYING WITH A MONSTER WICH IS ALMOST 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN ME!!
anahowana 11 months ago
@drfunkenstein does your monkey poop everywhere
The191919cjl 11 months ago
dont ever mess with a monkey
1RDP1 11 months ago
And the Monkey win the battle :D
juvendy091105 11 months ago
scratch scratch scratch... ninja attack lol
buttface7654 11 months ago
1 rope stollen HA HA HA HA....1 dog sad HA HA HA HA...1 happy monkey HA HA HA...3 nouns all together HA HA HA HA....And this 1 comment failing HA HA HA HA
MatchStickKilla 11 months ago 4
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this is where they got the idea for the original king kong vs t-rex fight :)
NerdKiller17 1 year ago
this is where they got the idea for the original king konf vs t-rex fight :)
NerdKiller17 1 year ago
is that count chocula laughing
rapelpecho 1 year ago
Such is life in Egypt.
Apoc897 1 year ago
I just fukin love monkeys,
filmonabaiy 1 year ago
fuck you sesame street
AleksM1991 1 year ago
Too much Sesame Street...
SevenMidgets 1 year ago
If the monkey wanted to win it should just grap the Dogs other "rope"
dargon80 1 year ago
ahahahahahah...1..2..3..4..5..ahahahahahah
roflmfao10 1 year ago
Intelligence win.
shifeili 1 year ago
0:36 what a fakeout!
Sabohaque 1 year ago
0:37 lol hes acting like hes not doing anything
teedonster 1 year ago 44
Looks like that kid reads too many Comics.. how did he get the idea to Laugh like that? ha ha ha ha
ramans11 1 year ago
i love the laugh :D HA HA HA HA
MrDeceitful 1 year ago
hac hac hac hac
kRaToSWorLD 1 year ago
tell that kid to die
PETEYownsPABLO 1 year ago
I thought it said: Monkey vs. Dog: Battle of the Rape
LittleChicken117 1 year ago 4
0:38 oh yeah i like this shit xD
LukiXS2 1 year ago
@LukiXS2 monkey was pretending he wasnt gonna take the rope xD
faiz461 1 year ago
unfortunately the dog was slaughtered to satisfy a hungry famliy and the monkey was ran over by a drunken motorcyclist.
zhn0k 1 year ago
@zhn0k aww :3
faiz461 1 year ago
fuck maul the god damn monley
joetheindianful 1 year ago
luv da kids laf
HellsAngel1389 1 year ago
ahahah 0:37
edoardoricci 1 year ago
HA..HA..HA..HAAA
SkrappycocoCP 1 year ago
TOTAL PWNAGE AT 0:38
sonichog4 1 year ago
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HA! HA! HA! HA!
LolUfufufu 1 year ago
dog was like aaww man my rope
fencingderek 1 year ago
I thought that kid laughing was a bird at first
dihein 1 year ago
wwtf that crazy laugh
Billegut 1 year ago
Young Jigsaw
80DDuck2 1 year ago
Someone throw a rock to that kid!
odirocks 1 year ago
fucking dog! leave me and my rope alone!
bwages8 1 year ago
monkey and dog is a good combo
martinmedeski 1 year ago
0:35 the monkey is walking ninja style, the dog sees him, he pretends he's doing nothing.. haha
raqc25 1 year ago 175
@raqc25 wahaha really funny that part
touchmemove 9 months ago
@raqc25 Just like in comedy movies haha ^^
Lenfal 9 months ago
@raqc25 so awsome technick they use
flatroncup 8 months ago
nice, ninja monkey won
ZGoten 1 year ago
at first i thought the rope was the monkey tail i was alll shit the dog fucked up the monkey
XxImfunnyXx100 1 year ago
@XxImfunnyXx100 that's still better off than me thinking it was his insides at first o_O
tinyangle000 1 year ago
this is shows even before we had evolved we loved dogs!
safenders 1 year ago
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one of the great battles of the 21st century "the battle of the rope"
cakesofdeath 1 year ago
one of the great battles of the 21st century "the battle of the rope"
cakesofdeath 1 year ago
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wow both pets are so cute and playful each other over rope
bestamerica 1 year ago
hahahahahahaaha
solarflare321 1 year ago