L.A. Noire - PERVERT - Part 22

[DoctorRobair]

i am so sick and tired of the mass effect ads. anyone with me?

[princessme1112]

"Drive safe, that means get out of my way or i'll kill you."

*sigh* Toby, even if we did get out of your way you would still somehow manage to run us over

-__-

[SpecialFXMaster1]

05:30 look at the poster "gay cowboys"

[Blakebio99]

Like if you started talking like toby

[Michieandfriends]

@Blakebio99 HELLO ONCE AGAIN AUDIENCE!

[acrc14]

I was sitting in the university library watching this.... and the last time he accidentally killed the hostage i burst out laughing.... and got kicked out..... SO WORTH IT

[LadyFangBanger]

"What'cha got, what'cha got?? *Bang bang* "Not a life anymore, u dead!!" Hahahahaha.....

[aNiMaLALice1997]

OP I'm stuck

 I'm stuck I'm stuck im stuck

ok im good

[TheFearofchicken13]

The scarest part of this whole thing is Toby actually drives in real life.

[xxPsychorabbitxx]

"Drive safe, everybody..." ~Power slides into another car~ "Drive safe... drive safe..." ~Almost clips lady on sidewalk~

[KiTKaTsOG]

5:39 Minecraft Bed =)

[DXBloodDragon]

holy crap he sounds so much like Caboose

[ramonaalice23]

Omg i sneezed :D

[kooliokiwi]

Toby, you really need some driving lessons. >.<

[fuckscene10]

toby's commentary always makes a day better

[missrawrzy]

TOBY!!! stop distracting me! I have homework!

[mymrrandomguyy]

ah ah ah haha!!

[MusicalPsychoful]

04:10 Hold your breath WHEEEOW!

[MormonBros4]

I was watching this from my iPod so I took Tobys picture with the bear

[Sobe689]

i held my breath

[clamchowder138]

I've figured it out! Two dings means a clue, and ONE ding means a clue you've already discovered!

[TheSchweetGal]

Has anyone looked to the side and wondered why there's a pole dancer there?

[TinyDinoTV]

it took my brother 10 minutes to beat this misson, it takes toby 5 episodes

[mikey9835]

*Someone puts gun to my head*

Me: Oh thank God, someone's coming.

*Toby turner arrives*

Me: OH FUCK!

[killer72jabber]

he was so much funnier back then

[soraganteng]

you good at investigation. i'm good at saving hostage. let us switch role.

[AnnabelLloyd]

"I like yo pink shoes, gurl... beep beep yo'self, I'll come over dere, I will hit you with my car"

[bookreviewsfromme]

@Finlaymark

Why speak English if you're horrible at it?

[TheCasherry]

SHOOT HIM IN THE LEG

[Spongeben64]

I held my breath!

[Finlaymark]

Why make video if can't play it

[Portal2Rulez]

5:08

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[Bilhan45]

Read title...

*3 seconds later*

BONNER BIATCH!

[gamergirl0613]

Toby that gunshot sound was u running into the metal barrel

[jestageeza]

get out of my way or i will kill you :P best line :P

[goingagainsttheflow]

TOBY. learn. the dingding is when you're seeing a clue for the first time, and the ding is when you're seeing a clue you've already seen. and with the questions, if theres a check beside it then you got it right and if theres an x you got it wrong. LOVE YOU TOBY!

[ABEJOHNDERDANSER]

We're investigatin the attempted murder of June Ballard and Jessica Hami-"Rabbit" xP

[TheRaNdOmBiTz]

OMG!!! TOBY KNOWS THE BACK SEAT RULES!!! HOLD YOUR BREATH IN A TUNNEL UNTIL YOU GET OUT (but he's driving so he doesn't have to do that)

[rugged04270]

toby fails 4x, finally succeeds: I AM A GOD!!!

[Mikaylaheartsu]

OMG HAT GAY COWBOYS

[chowellith]

um 4:34 to 4:36 that car disappears, Maybe its the batcar or was it carbat toby?

[zBundHonky]

Toby: "Who is the man?"

Me: "You are, Toby!"

[starwarsfreek96]

anybody notice the floating cans at 10:06

[TheIvoryrocker]

scott pilgrim reference? awesome

[kawaiiRin2]

When Toby shot the guy and won, I was like 'Thats our Toby.'

[xXMakeup101AddictXx]

"What the flippin doodle" lol looove tht !

[Knockoutsatdapool7]

@barlin07

I thought the exact same thing! Lol!

[TheJewelWonder]

Oh that was...weird. *reads title* *Michael Jackson ad comes up* * awkward silence* *can't skip ad* *even more awkward silence*

[XGytis]

Imagine that detective on 05:40 in real life. Like..a dedective going, and he suddenly sees an armor and he screams " ;OOO MY GOOOOD A BLACK KNIGHT!!!!"

[dr34mf0x]

Toby: Drive safely everybody

Me: *facepalm*

[Dpcube777]

aha!



[theemu21]

"You're a silly bald man with suspenders thats what you are"

*Stops still*

"MY GOD! THE BLACK KNIGHT Not Martin Lawrence the other one..."

[barlin07]

you know how Toby said if he didn't save the hostage on that last attempt he was going to edit it to make it look like he did? I'm pretty sure that was the route he took :)

[brygarv]

L.A Noire - I SAVE A HOSTAGE - part 234

[MsHalla1234]

i love when toby says AHA (when he finds an object) like he solved the case :D

[MsHalla1234]

haha hey take a picture with the bear XD i lmao

[Lostxsoul8o8]

lol Holding your breath in a tunnel and make a wish thing? thats way old XD and i still do it :D

[MrKirbinio]

thumbs down if u think tobuscus is a stupid whore !!!! :D

[supermonkeybot3000]

23 people are gorillas

[samroks5]

drive safe or i kill you

[jjustjuliaa]

Toby LOVES peeing on his electronics. :)

[Doomehz]

*runs into a barrel*

"Did you just shoot him!"

[Whitatoodanis]

"I'm part of the PWN police. It's a two person crew and one person doesn't do anything because he's an idiot and expects me to do all the work!"

I was seriously thinking he was talking about himself at first. LOL. Oh the irony!

[SilverLotus9000]

i like yo piink shooes gurl. i like yo piink shooes. guurl.

[biggestpotterfreak]

Where the HELL did that yellow car dissapear to?! 0:42

And the car behind the yellow one! They're just... gone!

[biggestpotterfreak]

I have to make my math homework....

SUCK IT I'M GOING TO WATCH TOBY ALL DAY

[treeninja314]

Thumbs up if you held your breath through the tunnel. :)

[yoble101]

kicks barrel "DID YOU JUST SHOOT HIM!?!!"

[dollyrules101]

beep beep yourselves

[MissTayloriffic]

I held my breath and you said to hold it I almost died trying to keep holding my breath and not laugh!

[MeAndHerSingers]

Belkowsky - don't try my patience , knucklehead! Toby - don't try this knucklehead's patience !

[MeAndHerSingers]

Belkowsky - " Dont try my patience , Knucklehead! "

[mike117dude]

dude wats up with the yellow car and the guy at 4:32 they went into a different universe and landed in mafia 2

[nuqpen]

did anyone notice the yellow car just dissapeared at 04:32?

[farmgirl4ever13]

Warning! Don't drink pop while watching these videos, Unless you want pop squirting out your nose from laughing!!!!:D

[minime532]

why do you always threaten to pee on your stuff when you fail!!!??? O.o

its not our stuff we dont care

[beachballa93]

@minime532 I believe that would be the joke.

[minime532]

@beachballa93 i know. i was just being stupid lol

[beachballa93]

@minime532 oh, the joke is on me then

[shauna5rose5]

I finally sneezed while watching one of your videos :D

[JoeandElle]

YOU SUCK!

[elleke024]

I actually held my breath in the tunnel! :D

[authoress96]

Wow, this is a horrible town.

[MrCoreybird]

Beep beep yourself

[ImiiNotOkay25]

"AHA!- myself!!"

[UlkiAndGrimmAreMine]

You need a shirt that says ' Welcome To The Pwnshop'

[lildjc305]

what's with toby and peeing on things first it was his xbox then it was his tv now his laptop whats next his dog lol

[SingersLuv]

Ah ha a shrunken head

[AJK031695]

"Dr. Stoneman from Maryland!" I almost pissed myself when he said that

[CrescentEndeavor]

4:55 Mermaid breasts the worst kind of breasts? I'm sorry but all boobs are pretty awesome.

[Strife159Highloch]

@CrescentEndeavor man boobs... 'nuff said

[CrescentEndeavor]

@Strife159Highloch I was gearing more towards female boobs :P

[popularbutloveable]

"See everybody? Drive safe. That means get outta my way or imma kill you. IMMA KILL YOU."

[Econniff]

"Find a way into that peep den Phelps"

*Toby walks into a lightly furnished room*

"I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK I'M STUCK."

Toby could make inspector clouseau look competent

[DeaDaR03]

@Econniff

I like how when he screws up he always yells "I'm dead!" even if there's nothing dangerous going on

[void7889]

@Econniff ever seen Black Books? the two investigators of the same competence as Toby - Belly Savalas and Cobumbo.

[123armyoftwo]

I just noticed something the dispatcher always says "TO ALL UNITS" to help stop a crime but Cole and his partner are the only ones that answer them

[Payneism]

AMAZING GRAPHICS

[chingo2003]

this is the portal 2 fail...

[OMEGA87975]

thumbs up if toby hit a barrel and thought it was a gun shot :D

[OMEGA87975]

im nerding out too XD

[iluvmyogdexter]

thumbs up if you've been watching these long enough to be able to tune toby out during cut scenes xD

[LadyCheesyHooves]

@iluvmyogdexter but why would i WANT to tune him out?

[TheKronikman88]

@iluvmyogdexter

why would you want to tune him out if you want to watch the cut scenes rent or buy the game the whole point people watch his videos is cause he is freakin hilarious.

[0hs0emma]

it wasnt a gunshot at 06:33, it was you kicking the barrel.. what a nugget.

[MsMyimmortal]

Beep beep yourself!

[30072743]

he puts his face into the hostage's face... cleverly...

[kingofawsomeness20]

I saw boobies

[SLYMEERKAT]

LOL dude the hostages are easy to save, i got to this part and didnt kill any, maybe if ya turn auto aim off that might help <3

[Cass2798]

at times, toby's voice reminds me of donkey from shrek..... Thumbs up if u agree!!!!

[SLYMEERKAT]

@Cass2798 hell yea i do haha

[iShortieBe]

I love how he's like: "Drive safe ev'ry bodeh, drive safe," *Rams into a car.* "Was that even parked? Why were you in your car? ...Drive save ev'ry bodeh, drive safe..." Even though he's in the wrong lane.

[iAmDaBox]

Pause at 05:31 "Gay Cowboys"

[WildcatSuicide]

CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING

[hitherefriendly]

KNOCK KNOCK MOSACRA!!!!!

[TheBradleyClarke]

i love that he thinks it was a gunshot when hes at the prob store, but its just him running into a barrel

[Zeldiinii]

Toby can solve a really confusing crime but can't shoot the hostage taker.

[ha45st]

whats a mosucra

[SniffyTugBoat]

Oh my gawd! You're good at things? I'm good at things! We should be friends. :D

[DCJimbo1]

Hahahaha at 2:18 was too funny!! I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[theatregeekmania]

"Dr. Stoneman from Maryland..." LOL

[catlovingtimelord77]

can you imagine what it would be like to have toby as your detective partner?

[buddyenahs3426]

YOU SHOULD TRY TO DRIVE TRAIN

[dudeman6450]

Yay~ You know Scott Pilgrim XD

[selgmzfanforev11]

u cant c me now but im raising my hands in pride of defeat! :) lolz

[Paramorelovesyou1234]

I love when he says mosarcra

[Mandrall91]

You own in this game Toby!

[zanysazy]

press 2 for hothothothothothothothtothot remix

[LoveAintJustAWord]

IT'S ALWAYS THE HAT.

[thisisthemorninafter]

I'm getting this game so I can do better than Toby.

[BlackShadow12100]

2:18 a pretty crazy way to lose a hat...

[IKissllamas]

Who wants to join the Anti-advertisements on Youtube League? :D

[roshougon]

@IKissllamas I would but, ads are what keep youtube free so..

[IKissllamas]

@roshougon Ah, thank you for enlightening me. I didn't think of that due to lack of observation. ;D' However, it would be nice if they could limit ads to banners only.

[DoctorWhoovian]

I almost sneezed :-( Oh well, I believe that I'll sneeze one of these days.

[ninasaidwhat]

God forbid you dry his knucklehead patience

[Gibbelton]

Pervert dungeon. Lol

[JMfan2400]

*Toby kicks a bucket* Did you just shoot him?!?!

[VideoGamesEpic]

"THE BLACK KNIGHT!"

TOBY. PLAY FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE! ONE OF THE MAIN ENEMIES IS A BLACK KNIGHT!

[scenekissesrawr]

@VideoGamesEpic God I love that game X'D

BUT GOD TOBY IF YOU DO PLAY THAT GAME PLAY IT ON EASY I BEG OF YOU!!!!!

[BZero9404]

MY GOD THE BLACK KNIGHT LOL Toby every vid makes me laugh

[GirlSpeaks]

I'm raising my hands in triumphant defeat! Victory I mean. Lulz

[AcidFlames247]

@thependaz I agree. But I bet he would love the classes I bet his favorite would be Heavy or Spy.

[thependaz]

toby would like tf2. sooo many hats

[Brutusness]

Toby loses his hat and sounds like hes been kicked in the nuts

[Drwowsov]

"Knock, Knock, moooooeeesuckra!" Must. Have, as ringtone!



[Cookieparts]

When he said eating breakfast in the beginning, I can't help but think of his Poptarts video, who agrees?

[lobeggsplat]

dude... press B or cicrle to reload...

[TheTuninater]

lol dont try his knucklehead patience XD i cracked up

[ChaosMarine1204]

You still sound like Caboose from RvB.

[WanaPlayDrums98]

Im from Maryland and my doctors name was Dr.Stoneman

[HatashiLuvsU]

"Dont try his knucklehead patience" xD

[musicisloveCS]

Ahh always hitting on the ladies. I don't think that Toby realizes that Phelps is wearing a wedding ring. XD

[iamnutzs]

It appears Stefan and Marlon are having a grimacing-and-crossing-your-ar­ms contest at 6:40

[FatherDawkins]

"My god, Doctor Stoneman from Maryland!"

[BoxofLunch420]

i so facepalmed wen he shot the hostage in the face twice in a row

[NotYouFire]

he makes repeatedly failing look fun

[Brez4132]

In the beggining of the video, he sounds JUST like Caboose.

[lpfann]

he reminds me of Caboose from RvB at 0:20 to like 0:36

[death6998]

Your hat always comes off on cases where you dont fail....so yeah your hat dosent come off that othen

[Belairedbiatchezz]

@death6998 What are you talking about? His hat came off when he first started that pawnshop case and he failed it a few times after that...

[ninjacupcakes24]

ahaha made me laugh when he runs into the metal bins and he goes back because he thought he shot him xD

[mindstorm95]

Where is episode 21?

[bylertoe1]

you might be awesome but you shot the hostage in the neck 2 times

[milihouseblues]

lol i thought the camera behind the mirror was a robot :/ i was like 'Oh.. a robot! he is a sick sick devil..'

[TheBoysProductions]

Is it just me or does the yellow car at 4:34 dissapear after toby crashes into it..