Hmm...infinte loop or even a paradox. Is solvable lets see...this is better version did god write the bible well it states he did, however I could go and write a book and say it was written by someone else. Not only that but the bible teachs the word of god, get a reference and redo this.
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dremt of in your philosophy." (Shakespeare) This goes for all of us whether you lean toward atheism or creationism. The most important thing no matter what, is how we treat each other regardless of our differences.
HATE IS AS BAD AS MURDER IS A SIN, DO NOT USE THAT WORD LIGHTLY WE MUST LOVE EVERYONE ONE ON THE EARTH, AND WELCOME THEM IN TO CHRISTIANITY NOT FORCE OUR BELIEFS ON THEM AND CALL THEM NAMES
For fucks sake you are the worst kind of Christian! The Bible was written by men who were atleast 50 years out of the time Jesus supposedly lived, that's second/third hand evidence, and in said time people still believed the earth was flat and there were sea monsters! What we know about us as humans, about how our world was made, and our universe has come from years and years of scientific study, something your bible writers would never get their head around, and obviously you don't either!
Wrath of loving god? You 'hate' atheists? This is exactly how christians fail and get hypocrite. If you're so deeply a christian you still hate? God does not have wrath, I though it was a LOVING GOD. Oh what ever, I shouldn't be explaining these things here even a mentally retarded understands, but it seems you are much lower than that.
No one thinks that the alleged xian god put pen to paper. It is clear that men wrote it all. Men who thought the earth was flat. Your "proof" is not a proof at all - it is a tautology based on childish assumptions ". Proof is what Scientists and Mathematicians do. Religion does not have the methodology to prove the sky is blue.
So, your entire video is pure religious masturbation. I am not lying. You can believe me because I confirm that I am telling the truth. And I don't lie.
Here's the flipside to Pascal's wager. If athiests are right then you're wasting the one life you have in making moronic videos. Hope there is a heaven for you, perhaps you could be more productive in the next life. (btw, it took me 10 seconds to write this, I'll sleep ten seconds less)
This is the dumbest video I've ever seen... Well, the Harry Potter books say that Harry Potter existed, so that proves that he exists! God didn't fucking write the bible, just get some IQ and you will understand that it is all bullshit.
What you are relying on is a circular argument where two inadequately explained instances rely on the other to support themselves. This is not a very strong form of argument since you have made no effort to make either of these instances (i) Bible (ii) God self explanatory. You have claimed that the credibility of the Bible comes from another instance which comes from the Bible itself. That is illogic, unintelligible reasoning and utter idiocy. This is what most Christians think, I kid you not.
Damn Poe's Law. I can't tell if this is a troll video or not. While it's certainly stupid, real creationists actually are this stupid sometimes.
But just in case, your argument is circular, and therefore fails. Plus, the Bible also says Earth is flat, on pillars and orbited by the Sun. Either God's a liar, God's an idiot, or the Bible was written by goat-sacrificing barbarians living in the desert 3000 years ago. In any case, the Bible is wrong and can't be trusted.
@DarylKielMora If you rely on faith instead of proof, then God might as well not exist since you're not going to make any effort to prove anything. Faith does not make anything true. It is no more than wishful thinking. I dislike it when children who tell lies are punished by the same adult hypocrites who freely tell lies to their pleasing. You only choose from the catalogue of life what suits yourself, instead of thinking about others. The whole point of your faith is to go to heaven, right?
retarded one the bible was written by a bunch of people not god and two just cause the bible says god created everything doesnt mean its true just because the bible says that god wrote the bible dont mean its true it just means there were words written in the bible stating that nothin more nothing less the bible does not prove that god exsist thats like me writting a book and in the book i state that a reptile wrote this book so by ur logic the reptile actually did write the book
The argument made in this video is a logical fallacy called "Begging the question" which is essentially establishing the conclusion of an argument by using that conclusion as a premise. You're using your conclusion that god wrote the bible as a premise supporting your argument why the bible is true. However, you have not proven your conclusion that god wrote the bible, or even exists. Therefore you cannot use it as a premise. This is nothing more than a shitty deductive argument. #ownedlikeaboss
Um. . . I pressed the like button cause I thought this was a joke. If you're actually serious with this video as a legitimate argument, please disregard that "like".
Are you truly serious and this video is NOT a joke? You think that God sat down with a pen and paper and physically wrote the bible? The Bible was put together by men, from the writings of a whole bunch of other men over a period of centuries. We also know that parts were left out - the Dead Sea Scrolls for a start, and possibly stuff that hasn't been discovered yet, not to mention the parts supressed by the Vatican because they didn't fit the church's 'party line'. U r the definition of dogma!
So if i said i killed you and wrote it down than going by your logic you would have to believe that your dead because you read it. In summary your a fucking moron
First problem, why would you give an atheist a scripture reference when they don't even believe in scripture. Second, we should not place our faith in the Bible itself, but in God... The Bible is God's word, but without it, if God is divine HE would still be there. and that needs to be addressed. And Lastly, many Christians try to prove that the Atheist is the one arguing in circles... but they fail to realize that they have. The argument is illogical and circular, and I am a fellow Christian..
If thats your argument damn that's bad casue I know for a fact that god nor jesus ever took pen to paper there is no book of jesus or book of god only names such as the book of peter,paul and mathew all which last known where all men
First off so many people probably think this is satire because it's such a stupid argument. Second off, the bible was NOT written by god, it would have been written by his followers who are as anyone can guess.. human! Not only would people make mistakes but they could have made any sort of add ins they wanted. Not to mention in the 14th century the church went through and took out parts that they didn't like. The bible IS NOT evidence that your god exists.
Such an invalid argument. Quoting the bible will get you know where. You said, you know God wrote the bible because the bible says he did. Ya nice. I bet you some drunk guy in Athens wrote it. Its a joke. Religion dictates your life. Be free. Rid of religion.
The bible can't prove anything because it was written by people who do believe in god. Therefore it is biased and does not count. Plus, how do you know that someone wrote the book and said, "God wrote this."
Is this guy kidding me? The bible cannot be used as evidence for Christianity because it is a circular argument, which offers no actual proof of its claims, other than its claims that it's teachings are absolute truth, despite being incredibly nonsensical and paradoxical .
Dear theteacher010, (assuming that this is not satire) I simply have to inform you that cyclic reasoning based on itself cannot by definition be regarded as a proof.
If you are serious then I truly feel sorry for you.
I'm not an atheist but I can see that some people are really thinking about the facts of the universe and some are stupidly following plain words (written by PEOPLE who did no kind of research) like a retarded sheep. God could exist but it was PEOPLE who made these assumptions.
the bible was written by a man who claimed to write the "word of god", how many times has this book been altered throughout the ages to better suit the people that believe in it? fuckin plenty times.
Really, do you conclude this from study or purely lack of it. A man wrote the Bible, really, what was his name. The book has been altered too? How so, these are some bold claims to have any backing to what you profess, do tell.
@h2oman correction "men" wrote it, copied it, changed it, remove from, added to: See King James. See council of Nicea. See Torah, "New" Testament as in wasn't there before, see drastic change in tone and style of writing from book to book. different god personality wise even from book to book. Gee the Infinite unchanging one sure is flaky!
@roottruthseeker I disagree, unchanged 4 both OT and NT. Translation into differ languages, yes. The books gathered that form the Bible are 99.9% accurate and have never be altered. For 300yrs the books in the NT were common among the Churches. Drastic tone shifts? I see one harmonized picture, God acting in accordance to purpose. Jesus mission was prophesied 100s of yrs before Him, the works in the NT are in 100% agreement of what God told the prophets would happen in the OT.
This is very important: I urge everyone to do a web search under "The Warning." (I tried putting a link but it wouldn't post.) A worldwide event called "The Warning--the Illumination of Conscience" will occur soon. This will be an event in which every person on earth will be made aware of the state of his or her soul in the eyes of God, and will be a last chance to repent--because we are now in the "end times" or close to the end times. So please, examine your life now while you can.
@2011Intuitive why would I do it now when I can do it after the warning? what if I'm doing things right now and I change for worse and get all confused when the warning comes?
Suppose you are an atheist and after you die, you find out you were wrong and that God does exist! Then it will be too late to go back and change your life and change your beliefs. Would it not be wiser to err on the side of caution?
@2011Intuitive I am not going to pretend to believe in a desert deity just because i am afraid of what could happen to me when i die. And it's not a side of caution, it is a tiny speck of a corner of caution, Because there are thousands of gods out there and each and every one of those gods are just as likely to be true.
Judging from this huge complex universe & all these complex life forms, it's pretty stupid to rule out the existance of a higher power, or God. I dont think the universe all just came together by itself and sprouted life and complex life forms. Im shocked that athiests actually believe that crap, just as im mad that religion makes God into some awful tyrant that we wouldnt want to affiliate ourselves with. You all need to get real! It's not that hard when you logically think about it
@TheWaynelds Why do you think that it is ridiculous that something came from nothing when you believe that something was created by a god that came from nothing? How in the living fuck does that make any more sense to you? Please. Evaluate.
I hate how people try to prove God by quoting or refering to the bible. cmon! Im a believer in God myself and i dont believe the bible. I also dont believe in the christian version of God either. Who would want to? He's nothing but an unjust evil dictator tyrant! Who wants to worship THAT?!?! My view on God is based on how i understand him, which is NOTHING like the christains make him out to be. My God isnt obsessed with refering to us all as sinners and eager to throw us into hell.
Everyone has the right to believe in whatever they want. God does exist like it or not, whether people want to accept that and believe it is there choice.
Obviously people aren't seeing the humor in your satire. Just goes to show how low our educational system has gotten when your average reader can't detect satire, sarcasm and other literary motifs.
@ApplyUrBrain Its funny because most atheists call themselves atheists because they think it makes them smarter, yet they fall for shit like this all the time.
@minime1001usmc: I'm totally confused by your remarks. I'm an atheist BECAUSE I'm smarter, not because I think calling myself an atheist makes me smarter. It's a fact: lower IQ people tend more to believe in supernatural beings; higher IQ people tend not to believe fantastical invisible beings exist due to lack of any evidence for it. Also don't know what "shit" you're talking about that you say atheists always "fall for."
well lets ask this god some questions if he is real, wait is that possible? well i guess its called faith for a reason until you get fed up with unanswered prayers. god loves you even though your the child he trys to avoid like meg on family guy lol, and if you dont show the undeserved love to god you will BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR(i mean love) YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVOLUTIONISTS ARE GONNA CRY AT THIS ONE. IF IT WILL TAKE A MILLION YEARS FOR MAN TO EVOLVE MICROSCOPICALLY THE SYMBIOSIS OF THE GUT WITH FRIENDLY BACTERIA, TO PRODUCE VITAMIN K, AND PRODUCE PROTHROMBIN TO HALT A DANGEROUS HEMMORHAGE, THE SCARCE HUMAN POPULATION THEN WILL BE EXTINCT IN A MERE 100 YEARS DUE TO PREDATOR WOUNDS, ACTIVITY WOUNDS THE INEVITABLE SCRATCH WOUND WILL ALL BE JUST A ONE TIME CHANCE OF LIFE AND DEATH. NOBODY CAN DENY THIS IS TRUE. YOU CAN DIE FROM A MERE SCRATCH!
so god endorses slavery and the selling of family members? is that what i can get from this 31 sec video, or that some people really are too stupid to be allowed to breed.
ASK THE ATHEISTS TO SHOW YOU A MAN WITH HIS EYEBROWS BENEATH THE EYES, & ASK THEM THIS: TO SEE GOD DIRECTLY IS TO BELIEVE??? HAVE YOU EVER DIRECTLY SEEN YOUR OWN BRAIN WITHOUT AN MRI BRAIN SCAN PRINT OUT AS YOUR BIBLE??? YOU CANNOT CLAIM EVERY BODY HAS A BRAIN BECAUSE THAT WILL PROVE GOD'S DESIGN OR UNIFORMITY IN NATURE PROVES INTELLIGENT DESIGN HOLDS WATER, BECAUSE EVERY THING FITS LOGICALLY, ARTFULLY(FRACTALS), UNIFORMLY & REGULARLY. MAN'S SPACE SHUTTLE VS THE UNIVERSE IS LESS COMPLICATED!
The Bible is mostly wrong, the Qur'an is right. IT has been proven tons of times, but people are never listening to the signs of Allah. They will enter a blazing fire.
Goddamn, if you fall for this ridiculously obvious troll then you're as stupid as shit.
Honestly, you arrogant motherfuckers fall for trolls all the damn time yet you prance around like little faggots with dicks up your asses like you actually accomplished something.
Hey, if you're a christian then you shouldn't hate atheists. If they gives you hate, then give them love. If anyone of them insults you, say something nice about them. The Bible never told us to hate on any other human. And don't believe in revenge like the atheists does, that would destroy the world eventually.
@TheRealHackmaster There is far more evidence of Christians seeking revenge than atheist! I can name at least 5. 1]God 2] Hitler (he died a Catholic) 3] pick any of a number of guys killing abortionists 4] George W Bush 5] Martin Luthar
Wow. You ARE aware the bible isn't the only book that makes that declaration right? If you ever want to read some literature that challenges your belief I reccomend "letter for a christian nation" by sam harris. its an easy read and might give you a litle more of a rational argument
Just because a book of Bullshit Like the bible say's so ,these people are delusional ,schizophrenic ,arse hole's, that are gutless, and easily brainwashed moron's. Billy Meier is the messenger of the teaching of truth ,the teaching of spirit ,the teaching of life. Search for the truth on the website Theyfly.com ,go to ufo links to James Deardorff and futureofmankind. Learn what the Bullshit and evil religion's don't want you to know.
The know god exists because the bible said so, and you know the bible is true because god wrote it.
Anyone see the logical fallacy here. Your standing on your own feet, so to speak. You have here X implies Y and Y implies X, in the sence they can either be both true, as you say, or both false.
Its accepted proof that the bible wasen't writen by god. It was written by many HUMAN authors. So your aurgument is invalid. Just cause somethings in a book doesnt mean its true. They used to write in books all the time saying the earth was flat. Can you honestly say you believe it isn't a sphere? Moron's will believe too much.
@hhtwbps It was not written by king james. It was written by many different people, King james was the one who paid to have it published, so they named it after him.
@hhtwbps It wisnae written by King James at a'. He merely commissioned it tae be translatit. Please dinna blame a guid Scotsman fir writin' thon pile of shite.
i fucking love this video. if it is indeed satirical, i will marry this person (of course i'll do a sex change and be a woman, because gay is wrong, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE DUUH!) if it is not, then it just fills me with that warm feeling of accomplishment, knowing that i'm smarter than someone.
How can anybody think that the human brain could possibly comprehend the wonders of the universe, We give ourselves way too much credit, we're killing each other over shit like this and it just proves how primitive we are. Nobody has the right or superior belief , most likely we're all wrong
If we know Jupiter is most dense planet because it has the most mass, and we know it has the most mass because it's the most dense, does that prove either point? No.
Actually i have read it. and i know this part, but if you wish to prove a non believer trust me that your video couldn't prove anything. if you want to prove someone you need to come with solid facts...for example you could use the discovery of the arch...it's been found right in the place the Bible said...and i am sure that there are even other solid facts that in this moment i can't think of. no harm intended but try to come with more solid facts if you wish to PROVE something. all the best
god certainly did NOT write the bible. it is made up of stories written by many people. thats why there are names after each story-the people who wrote it
@notafreak1243 actually if you have just spent some time reading it and then look around and look at what some gifted people can do (i.e. telekinesis, telepathy, levitation). it's quite possible to do the thing Jesus did once so...the bible is not just fairy tales. if you don't believe....good. find out for yourself. consider this as a challenge. all the best
This is the worst fallacy-riddled "argument" I've ever seen in my entire life. Is this video done to intentionally piss people off? I weep for humanity if anybody actually agrees with this.
Ah, you had me going for a minute but then when I saw "feel the wrath of my loving God", I knew this is satire. Thank you for the laugh. Because everyone knows that abusive anger is the greatest form of love. Haha.
So god wrote the bible did he? he just got a biro wrote down 3,000 odd pages and dropped it down to earth, now all christians think everything in a book is true??? I have narnia on my book shelf but i dont believe that theres pixies and talking lions in the back of my closet!!!
dear...teacher. i am a christian to (without caring the religion part) and honestly i believe that this is a ''What are you saying?'' kind of video. if you do believe in God please start reading the book...start searching for the truth because what it is said in the church is not entirely true. i believe in Him. i believe that is a higher self that keeps me from harm but what you have has no solid ground...how can you prove someone else wrong if you can't even prove ME right? do more research
twos the chicken and egg arguement...
Vi0lentHamster 1 hour ago
Hmm...infinte loop or even a paradox. Is solvable lets see...this is better version did god write the bible well it states he did, however I could go and write a book and say it was written by someone else. Not only that but the bible teachs the word of god, get a reference and redo this.
ThePointlessSkills 5 hours ago
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There are more things in heaven and earth than are dremt of in your philosophy." (Shakespeare) This goes for all of us whether you lean toward atheism or creationism. The most important thing no matter what, is how we treat each other regardless of our differences.
Nickelberrynsc 5 hours ago
HATE IS AS BAD AS MURDER IS A SIN, DO NOT USE THAT WORD LIGHTLY WE MUST LOVE EVERYONE ONE ON THE EARTH, AND WELCOME THEM IN TO CHRISTIANITY NOT FORCE OUR BELIEFS ON THEM AND CALL THEM NAMES
dogluver1212 7 hours ago
@dogluver1212 hey look a christian who actually has a brain.
thatoneguy13371 5 hours ago
youtube.com/watch?v=rwbK9AfLPrE
8888rocklee 7 hours ago
For fucks sake you are the worst kind of Christian! The Bible was written by men who were atleast 50 years out of the time Jesus supposedly lived, that's second/third hand evidence, and in said time people still believed the earth was flat and there were sea monsters! What we know about us as humans, about how our world was made, and our universe has come from years and years of scientific study, something your bible writers would never get their head around, and obviously you don't either!
shepja87 10 hours ago
GENIUS! The prove of God is a book written by the said God. I write books therefore I am.
TheWingDingTree 13 hours ago
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abannanahammock 13 hours ago
He's a troll, no human is this dumb if we go compare a person who's over 10 years old.
DeadThouusand 13 hours ago
Wrath of loving god? You 'hate' atheists? This is exactly how christians fail and get hypocrite. If you're so deeply a christian you still hate? God does not have wrath, I though it was a LOVING GOD. Oh what ever, I shouldn't be explaining these things here even a mentally retarded understands, but it seems you are much lower than that.
DeadThouusand 13 hours ago
Is this a joke video? O.o Or are you just stupid?
biffloveshp 14 hours ago
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@biffloveshp Is this a joke video? O.o Or are you just stupid?
If you have to ask if this is a joke, when he chose that music you are definitly more stupid them him ^^
MrRichardQED 13 hours ago
I always love a good satire. Quite a few of the Christian satire videos on youtube too, yay
TheJesterOfJokers 15 hours ago
lol @ pissed off people taking this video seriously. I mean come on. Listen to the music.
chrisfloyd24 17 hours ago
lol, everyone who thinks this guy is serious is stupid
Beefcakes155 17 hours ago
No one thinks that the alleged xian god put pen to paper. It is clear that men wrote it all. Men who thought the earth was flat. Your "proof" is not a proof at all - it is a tautology based on childish assumptions ". Proof is what Scientists and Mathematicians do. Religion does not have the methodology to prove the sky is blue.
So, your entire video is pure religious masturbation. I am not lying. You can believe me because I confirm that I am telling the truth. And I don't lie.
rwingrove 18 hours ago
Man wrote it. Please do your homework FIRST....then post.
fab42 18 hours ago
Umm... Faulty logic there.
You're assuming that
a) God doesn't/can't lie
b) the Bible is telling the truth about the author AND God's ability to lie
You can't use your premises to prove EACH OTHER. That's not Logical.
Hypothetical situation:
If someone online had the user-name "God", would you believe them to really be God? Would you believe whatever they said?
Authors use 'pen names' all the time.
To atheists, there's no difference between the Bible and a website online.
Naramyon 19 hours ago
Here's the flipside to Pascal's wager. If athiests are right then you're wasting the one life you have in making moronic videos. Hope there is a heaven for you, perhaps you could be more productive in the next life. (btw, it took me 10 seconds to write this, I'll sleep ten seconds less)
woodgatejack 19 hours ago
more like HOW MUCH DUMBER CAN IT GET!!!!!!!!!!!
weykew999 20 hours ago
This is the dumbest video I've ever seen... Well, the Harry Potter books say that Harry Potter existed, so that proves that he exists! God didn't fucking write the bible, just get some IQ and you will understand that it is all bullshit.
lurifakz 20 hours ago
u guys are so smart nd have it alll figured out i forgot
MichaelMyersFan666 21 hours ago
i wrote a book. in it i say i am god. i give the book to someone, they read it. they believe i am god. and so i become god.
so, just write a book and become god, easy.
beastdude 21 hours ago
God isn't real....
ZedTheZombie34 23 hours ago
What you are relying on is a circular argument where two inadequately explained instances rely on the other to support themselves. This is not a very strong form of argument since you have made no effort to make either of these instances (i) Bible (ii) God self explanatory. You have claimed that the credibility of the Bible comes from another instance which comes from the Bible itself. That is illogic, unintelligible reasoning and utter idiocy. This is what most Christians think, I kid you not.
LordRyukDeathGod 23 hours ago
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@theteacher010
You claim gods exist. Provide a shred of empirical evidence proving the existence of gods.
Logic places the burden of proof upon the shoulders of those that make a claim.
Logic does NOT demand that people disprove any stupid claim you make.
I believe there's an invisible blue monkey that just took a weightless dump on your head.
I also believe in the Tooth Fairy and Pink Unicorns.
Your garbage defies the most basic principles of logic.
yourtreat2 1 day ago
Damn Poe's Law. I can't tell if this is a troll video or not. While it's certainly stupid, real creationists actually are this stupid sometimes.
But just in case, your argument is circular, and therefore fails. Plus, the Bible also says Earth is flat, on pillars and orbited by the Sun. Either God's a liar, God's an idiot, or the Bible was written by goat-sacrificing barbarians living in the desert 3000 years ago. In any case, the Bible is wrong and can't be trusted.
MrMaster90 1 day ago 2
It is faith that drives us to believe in God, not proof.
DarylKielMora 1 day ago
@DarylKielMora If you rely on faith instead of proof, then God might as well not exist since you're not going to make any effort to prove anything. Faith does not make anything true. It is no more than wishful thinking. I dislike it when children who tell lies are punished by the same adult hypocrites who freely tell lies to their pleasing. You only choose from the catalogue of life what suits yourself, instead of thinking about others. The whole point of your faith is to go to heaven, right?
LordRyukDeathGod 23 hours ago
Wait...Is this, like, bagging religious people, or...? Please tell me this is a troll!
LaSmuffyDeWulf 1 day ago
people on opium wrote the bible you idiot
MrSmith1131 1 day ago
good troll
ennot 1 day ago
This person made a retard out of all of you who think that this is a serious video. This person is nothing more than a classic troll
Cakeman545 1 day ago
retarded one the bible was written by a bunch of people not god and two just cause the bible says god created everything doesnt mean its true just because the bible says that god wrote the bible dont mean its true it just means there were words written in the bible stating that nothin more nothing less the bible does not prove that god exsist thats like me writting a book and in the book i state that a reptile wrote this book so by ur logic the reptile actually did write the book
Wagriffin24 1 day ago
@Wagriffin24 what kind of reptile?
JustaSmuck 1 day ago
The argument made in this video is a logical fallacy called "Begging the question" which is essentially establishing the conclusion of an argument by using that conclusion as a premise. You're using your conclusion that god wrote the bible as a premise supporting your argument why the bible is true. However, you have not proven your conclusion that god wrote the bible, or even exists. Therefore you cannot use it as a premise. This is nothing more than a shitty deductive argument. #ownedlikeaboss
WarningSpoiler 1 day ago
Um. . . I pressed the like button cause I thought this was a joke. If you're actually serious with this video as a legitimate argument, please disregard that "like".
Kpoull 1 day ago
causal loop, dude. make a better argument, this makes me embarrassed to be a theist.
rhurley90 1 day ago
great vid, the endless cycle of christianity
that's the source of all the answers you could ask them, and it never ends and is the only argument they have
opethgarzaMD 1 day ago
Unicorns are real
yours sincerely God..
Believe this?
MYNAMEISSTEERSY 1 day ago
The bible was written by humans. Oops,I think I just broke your circle. Here,you can have it back.
elbeghast 1 day ago
Are you truly serious and this video is NOT a joke? You think that God sat down with a pen and paper and physically wrote the bible? The Bible was put together by men, from the writings of a whole bunch of other men over a period of centuries. We also know that parts were left out - the Dead Sea Scrolls for a start, and possibly stuff that hasn't been discovered yet, not to mention the parts supressed by the Vatican because they didn't fit the church's 'party line'. U r the definition of dogma!
Ayeskint 2 days ago
Jeah, get a job.
leadstar 2 days ago
hahaha alright guys we were wrong!
picksnthrowsgbn2010 2 days ago
So if i said i killed you and wrote it down than going by your logic you would have to believe that your dead because you read it. In summary your a fucking moron
Dwarventrev 2 days ago
First problem, why would you give an atheist a scripture reference when they don't even believe in scripture. Second, we should not place our faith in the Bible itself, but in God... The Bible is God's word, but without it, if God is divine HE would still be there. and that needs to be addressed. And Lastly, many Christians try to prove that the Atheist is the one arguing in circles... but they fail to realize that they have. The argument is illogical and circular, and I am a fellow Christian..
insanitymissionz 2 days ago
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Mega12475 2 days ago
If thats your argument damn that's bad casue I know for a fact that god nor jesus ever took pen to paper there is no book of jesus or book of god only names such as the book of peter,paul and mathew all which last known where all men
Gate4201 2 days ago
Thanks for the least convincing video yet.
alpine36berry 2 days ago
First off so many people probably think this is satire because it's such a stupid argument. Second off, the bible was NOT written by god, it would have been written by his followers who are as anyone can guess.. human! Not only would people make mistakes but they could have made any sort of add ins they wanted. Not to mention in the 14th century the church went through and took out parts that they didn't like. The bible IS NOT evidence that your god exists.
fibreforlife 2 days ago
I'm god talking to you right now. I think of you all as equal! Ooh you stepped out of line, off to Hell you go! Anyone else?
EdibleCrap 2 days ago
Okay... Let's see. Didn't the bible say that all men were created equal? (sexist in my opinion)
If you're going to hate on other people, You're technically breaking your own rule. That your "Lord" Set. Srsly guise?
Think about your actions. I'd advise some pre-meditated Video making.
MrVergick 2 days ago
The song used in this video, I bet you sang it.
TheJuvenileAtheist 2 days ago
Such an invalid argument. Quoting the bible will get you know where. You said, you know God wrote the bible because the bible says he did. Ya nice. I bet you some drunk guy in Athens wrote it. Its a joke. Religion dictates your life. Be free. Rid of religion.
Sedated1990 2 days ago
If I go into a subway tunnel and spray-paint "hey guize, chuk nowriss wuz hear! 5-12-1976" would you believe it just because it's there?
Roflinurface 2 days ago
hahaha! your faith is no match for my irrespudible facts!
Detaluspictures 2 days ago
IQ: -231
shadowspike99 2 days ago
This video confuses me greatly.
emsloe 2 days ago
Clearly satire. Quite funny.
NumbFlynn 2 days ago
The bible can't prove anything because it was written by people who do believe in god. Therefore it is biased and does not count. Plus, how do you know that someone wrote the book and said, "God wrote this."
hammertimeCE 2 days ago
i am the second coming how do you know because i say so how can i be trusted because i am the second coming send £100 and i shall save you
TheMoogle42 2 days ago
Is this guy kidding me? The bible cannot be used as evidence for Christianity because it is a circular argument, which offers no actual proof of its claims, other than its claims that it's teachings are absolute truth, despite being incredibly nonsensical and paradoxical .
ErikKonradSigalov 2 days ago
@ErikKonradSigalov I think it's quite clearly satire. :P
n3wbuo 2 days ago
Dear theteacher010, (assuming that this is not satire) I simply have to inform you that cyclic reasoning based on itself cannot by definition be regarded as a proof.
If you are serious then I truly feel sorry for you.
logistaplyst 2 days ago
I'm not an atheist but I can see that some people are really thinking about the facts of the universe and some are stupidly following plain words (written by PEOPLE who did no kind of research) like a retarded sheep. God could exist but it was PEOPLE who made these assumptions.
OfGreenTea 2 days ago
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Hansy91 2 days ago
the bible was written by a man who claimed to write the "word of god", how many times has this book been altered throughout the ages to better suit the people that believe in it? fuckin plenty times.
trogdor0169 2 days ago
@trogdor0169
Really, do you conclude this from study or purely lack of it. A man wrote the Bible, really, what was his name. The book has been altered too? How so, these are some bold claims to have any backing to what you profess, do tell.
h2omanz 2 days ago
@h2omanz Go to Google, type in "who wrote the Bible", and read. And read. And read...
TarkusNYC 2 days ago
@TarkusNYC
Well I don't need to rely on Google as I know the authors. Trogdor stated one man wrote it. There were roughly 40 authors.
h2omanz 2 days ago
@h2oman correction "men" wrote it, copied it, changed it, remove from, added to: See King James. See council of Nicea. See Torah, "New" Testament as in wasn't there before, see drastic change in tone and style of writing from book to book. different god personality wise even from book to book. Gee the Infinite unchanging one sure is flaky!
roottruthseeker 2 days ago
@roottruthseeker I disagree, unchanged 4 both OT and NT. Translation into differ languages, yes. The books gathered that form the Bible are 99.9% accurate and have never be altered. For 300yrs the books in the NT were common among the Churches. Drastic tone shifts? I see one harmonized picture, God acting in accordance to purpose. Jesus mission was prophesied 100s of yrs before Him, the works in the NT are in 100% agreement of what God told the prophets would happen in the OT.
h2omanz 2 days ago
This is very important: I urge everyone to do a web search under "The Warning." (I tried putting a link but it wouldn't post.) A worldwide event called "The Warning--the Illumination of Conscience" will occur soon. This will be an event in which every person on earth will be made aware of the state of his or her soul in the eyes of God, and will be a last chance to repent--because we are now in the "end times" or close to the end times. So please, examine your life now while you can.
2011Intuitive 3 days ago
@2011Intuitive why would I do it now when I can do it after the warning? what if I'm doing things right now and I change for worse and get all confused when the warning comes?
nachoijp 2 days ago
Suppose you are an atheist and after you die, you find out you were wrong and that God does exist! Then it will be too late to go back and change your life and change your beliefs. Would it not be wiser to err on the side of caution?
2011Intuitive 3 days ago
@2011Intuitive I am not going to pretend to believe in a desert deity just because i am afraid of what could happen to me when i die. And it's not a side of caution, it is a tiny speck of a corner of caution, Because there are thousands of gods out there and each and every one of those gods are just as likely to be true.
TheMultiEnabled 3 days ago
Jesus is Lord.
tropixsongs 3 days ago
if this is meant for irony it's fucking fantastic
doooshbro 3 days ago
Judging from this huge complex universe & all these complex life forms, it's pretty stupid to rule out the existance of a higher power, or God. I dont think the universe all just came together by itself and sprouted life and complex life forms. Im shocked that athiests actually believe that crap, just as im mad that religion makes God into some awful tyrant that we wouldnt want to affiliate ourselves with. You all need to get real! It's not that hard when you logically think about it
TheWaynelds 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
@TheWaynelds Why do you think that it is ridiculous that something came from nothing when you believe that something was created by a god that came from nothing? How in the living fuck does that make any more sense to you? Please. Evaluate.
TheMultiEnabled 3 days ago
I hate how people try to prove God by quoting or refering to the bible. cmon! Im a believer in God myself and i dont believe the bible. I also dont believe in the christian version of God either. Who would want to? He's nothing but an unjust evil dictator tyrant! Who wants to worship THAT?!?! My view on God is based on how i understand him, which is NOTHING like the christains make him out to be. My God isnt obsessed with refering to us all as sinners and eager to throw us into hell.
TheWaynelds 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
The only way this could be better was if it had a graphic depicting the circular logic. Not that we really need it to understand the satire.
TeacupGrenade 3 days ago
Everyone has the right to believe in whatever they want. God does exist like it or not, whether people want to accept that and believe it is there choice.
salanis2 3 days ago
3,929 people don't get "satire".
jonzadamonza 3 days ago
Obviously people aren't seeing the humor in your satire. Just goes to show how low our educational system has gotten when your average reader can't detect satire, sarcasm and other literary motifs.
ApplyUrBrain 3 days ago
@ApplyUrBrain Its funny because most atheists call themselves atheists because they think it makes them smarter, yet they fall for shit like this all the time.
minime1001usmc 3 days ago
@minime1001usmc: I'm totally confused by your remarks. I'm an atheist BECAUSE I'm smarter, not because I think calling myself an atheist makes me smarter. It's a fact: lower IQ people tend more to believe in supernatural beings; higher IQ people tend not to believe fantastical invisible beings exist due to lack of any evidence for it. Also don't know what "shit" you're talking about that you say atheists always "fall for."
ApplyUrBrain 3 days ago
@ApplyUrBrain Even the song was so obvious, yet many fail to see it for what it really is lol ...
dsaasdf 3 days ago
I am a half human half alligator hybrid that has proven that 2+2=4^7000x4/(-5/7^-5) will PROVE IT.
How can I prove this? THIS BOOK I WROTE SAYS SO.
How do you know I wrote it? THE BOOK SAYS SO!
Voila!
orpheus998 3 days ago
This pissed me off so much, i want to just knock over the eiffel tower and say Newt Gingrich did it.
Why the hell do you guys give a crap! This is ridiculous! People can believe what they want to believe!
Christians don't accept any other people but god's followers, and that disappoints me.
Srsly? People are FINE.
You guys need to CHILL.
If your best friend just now told you he didn't believe in god, Would you shoot him in the face with a 12 gauge?
That's what I thought. Good day, People.
MrVergick 3 days ago
WOW!! YOU BLEW MY MIND!!! I AM NOW A BELIEVER!!!! .....dumbass
lizafics 3 days ago
You hate atheists? I'm sorry to bring this to ya, but ur a fucking ashole. :) Just like we can't prove he doesn't exist, you can't prove he does.
There's probably no God, so stop worrying and enjoy your life.
Nezaable 3 days ago
this is retarded
PuffMajor 3 days ago
People, this is obviously a satire XD
DarkMind95 3 days ago
ummm......no.
burpitola 3 days ago
well lets ask this god some questions if he is real, wait is that possible? well i guess its called faith for a reason until you get fed up with unanswered prayers. god loves you even though your the child he trys to avoid like meg on family guy lol, and if you dont show the undeserved love to god you will BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR(i mean love) YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
libertytooth 4 days ago
Circular reasoning is insanity.
rosyjenn 4 days ago
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CONDUIT99PERCENT 4 days ago
Many people can be fooled just by a book that has no prove that god is even real.
Rowser206 4 days ago
so god endorses slavery and the selling of family members? is that what i can get from this 31 sec video, or that some people really are too stupid to be allowed to breed.
frecklefart66 4 days ago
I know there is not a God because I CREATED THE UNIVERSE! You can believe me because I just told you to.
Ankoku15 4 days ago
5/10.
OrnateDagger 4 days ago
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ASK THE ATHEISTS TO SHOW YOU A MAN WITH HIS EYEBROWS BENEATH THE EYES, & ASK THEM THIS: TO SEE GOD DIRECTLY IS TO BELIEVE??? HAVE YOU EVER DIRECTLY SEEN YOUR OWN BRAIN WITHOUT AN MRI BRAIN SCAN PRINT OUT AS YOUR BIBLE??? YOU CANNOT CLAIM EVERY BODY HAS A BRAIN BECAUSE THAT WILL PROVE GOD'S DESIGN OR UNIFORMITY IN NATURE PROVES INTELLIGENT DESIGN HOLDS WATER, BECAUSE EVERY THING FITS LOGICALLY, ARTFULLY(FRACTALS), UNIFORMLY & REGULARLY. MAN'S SPACE SHUTTLE VS THE UNIVERSE IS LESS COMPLICATED!
CONDUIT99PERCENT 4 days ago
obvious troll is obvious
molongo0 4 days ago
Quite the circular pretension.
zaxxxon 4 days ago
no comment
SusanRox1 4 days ago
you are so fucking stupid the bible is just bullshit
jedi88ful 4 days ago
The best part of this video is the music. The circular reasoning is moronic.
Could your god create a rock so great he could not lift it?
ThomasTrue 4 days ago
Good choice of music for this.
ajaxtaur 4 days ago
I think the annotations are satire, too.
TheOmnImpotent 4 days ago
LMAO! Serious troll.
dontask96 4 days ago
if you are a "loving christian" why do you HATE christians???? The bible mentions time and time again to love....so dont be a hypocrite
dontask96 4 days ago
The Bible is mostly wrong, the Qur'an is right. IT has been proven tons of times, but people are never listening to the signs of Allah. They will enter a blazing fire.
757Pilot100 4 days ago
Hi my name is stupid, I believe in stupid, so stupid I must be. WOW
adaptiveplexus 4 days ago
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Goddamn, if you fall for this ridiculously obvious troll then you're as stupid as shit.
Honestly, you arrogant motherfuckers fall for trolls all the damn time yet you prance around like little faggots with dicks up your asses like you actually accomplished something.
minime1001usmc 4 days ago
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minime1001usmc 4 days ago
Hey, if you're a christian then you shouldn't hate atheists. If they gives you hate, then give them love. If anyone of them insults you, say something nice about them. The Bible never told us to hate on any other human. And don't believe in revenge like the atheists does, that would destroy the world eventually.
TheRealHackmaster 4 days ago
@TheRealHackmaster There is far more evidence of Christians seeking revenge than atheist! I can name at least 5. 1]God 2] Hitler (he died a Catholic) 3] pick any of a number of guys killing abortionists 4] George W Bush 5] Martin Luthar
adaptiveplexus 4 days ago
lol circular logic.
aliasalan 4 days ago
My god can beat up your god.
blackestjake 4 days ago
Trolling, whatever
aartbastiaan22 4 days ago
Wow. You ARE aware the bible isn't the only book that makes that declaration right? If you ever want to read some literature that challenges your belief I reccomend "letter for a christian nation" by sam harris. its an easy read and might give you a litle more of a rational argument
TheFigmentgirl 4 days ago
Just because a book of Bullshit Like the bible say's so ,these people are delusional ,schizophrenic ,arse hole's, that are gutless, and easily brainwashed moron's. Billy Meier is the messenger of the teaching of truth ,the teaching of spirit ,the teaching of life. Search for the truth on the website Theyfly.com ,go to ufo links to James Deardorff and futureofmankind. Learn what the Bullshit and evil religion's don't want you to know.
acat543 4 days ago
if i took a crayon and wrote on the bible
u must bathe in a bathtub with a wired in toaster every morning will
u do it?
kilkolio 5 days ago
I am god.
MarsEsRojo 5 days ago
Dis trollin beeetch
darkarrow7101 5 days ago
I believe in God and the Bible....But God didn't write the Bible man haha
OrionAlexander1 5 days ago
The know god exists because the bible said so, and you know the bible is true because god wrote it.
Anyone see the logical fallacy here. Your standing on your own feet, so to speak. You have here X implies Y and Y implies X, in the sence they can either be both true, as you say, or both false.
MgMegadog 5 days ago
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Its accepted proof that the bible wasen't writen by god. It was written by many HUMAN authors. So your aurgument is invalid. Just cause somethings in a book doesnt mean its true. They used to write in books all the time saying the earth was flat. Can you honestly say you believe it isn't a sphere? Moron's will believe too much.
MalvinasChick 5 days ago
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MalvinasChick 5 days ago
Can god make a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?
TheZagura 5 days ago
people like you are too stupid to have access to the internet.. there should be a law against it
markmalone83 5 days ago
This is obvious satire. And my fellow athiests are too dumb to understand that.
I guess I shouldn't be looking for intelligent life on Youtube.
TheMrSharth 5 days ago
@TheMrSharth I figured that much, there is hope! lol
PasteyG 5 days ago
the bible says it was written by KING JAMES not God.
hhtwbps 5 days ago
@hhtwbps It was not written by king james. It was written by many different people, King james was the one who paid to have it published, so they named it after him.
Feirycold1 5 days ago
@hhtwbps It wisnae written by King James at a'. He merely commissioned it tae be translatit. Please dinna blame a guid Scotsman fir writin' thon pile of shite.
ThomasTrue 4 days ago
I'm hoping this was meant for comedies purpose.
ilikepies12345ful 5 days ago
The only thing you've clarified is the fact is that anyone, no matter how braindead, can post on Youtube
wwwRODcom 5 days ago
He's trolling FFS
JohnAnderssonTV 5 days ago
i fucking love this video. if it is indeed satirical, i will marry this person (of course i'll do a sex change and be a woman, because gay is wrong, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE DUUH!) if it is not, then it just fills me with that warm feeling of accomplishment, knowing that i'm smarter than someone.
SmiggzYh 5 days ago
People like you are the reason I have no faith in humanity
taylor98644 6 days ago
Jesus made Muhammad pull his finger
kraqore79 6 days ago
The funny part: this video is satire and well-done.
The sad part: it is real Christian logic
iamdabomb18 6 days ago
sad that religious people actually do you this kind of pseudo-logic...
thecharliecollins 6 days ago
God disproven in under 30 seconds!
God did not create the universe, yes Christians, and I'm going to prove it to you!
How did I know God didn't do so?
Because I say so!
How did I know that I wasn't lying?
Because I say so! I wouldn't lie!
How do I know that I said it?
Because I say so!
How much more mentally challenged can you become?
JzeeroS 6 days ago 24
@JzeeroS lol! :D
Phendriken 5 days ago
Wana know how I know that there are boogey-men and scary creatures? Because Goosebumps says so, DUH!
rtardkiller85 6 days ago
This is the mother of all circular arguments.
BlackHawk0767 6 days ago
okay lets play telephone for a few thousand years and u got the bible. just sayin
TheDEdarth 6 days ago
my grandmother calls the bible (i quote her words) "a nice storybook".
triviacat 6 days ago
The bible is not true..
ScienceFreak518 6 days ago
Totally satire.
dhcrazy333 6 days ago
How can anybody think that the human brain could possibly comprehend the wonders of the universe, We give ourselves way too much credit, we're killing each other over shit like this and it just proves how primitive we are. Nobody has the right or superior belief , most likely we're all wrong
flipondialinfallout 6 days ago
This video is the definition of circular reasoning. The bible is god's word, the bible says it's god's word therefore it is.
hobodan53 6 days ago
Eugh...circular logic? Really?
If we know Jupiter is most dense planet because it has the most mass, and we know it has the most mass because it's the most dense, does that prove either point? No.
dumamerikaner 1 week ago
Actually i have read it. and i know this part, but if you wish to prove a non believer trust me that your video couldn't prove anything. if you want to prove someone you need to come with solid facts...for example you could use the discovery of the arch...it's been found right in the place the Bible said...and i am sure that there are even other solid facts that in this moment i can't think of. no harm intended but try to come with more solid facts if you wish to PROVE something. all the best
Manuela2387 1 week ago
god certainly did NOT write the bible. it is made up of stories written by many people. thats why there are names after each story-the people who wrote it
notafreak1243 1 week ago
@notafreak1243 actually if you have just spent some time reading it and then look around and look at what some gifted people can do (i.e. telekinesis, telepathy, levitation). it's quite possible to do the thing Jesus did once so...the bible is not just fairy tales. if you don't believe....good. find out for yourself. consider this as a challenge. all the best
Manuela2387 1 week ago
Lol, bad troll is a bad troll.
projekt1101 1 week ago
Hes trolling, no one is this retarded
GamingUpdated 1 week ago
This is the worst fallacy-riddled "argument" I've ever seen in my entire life. Is this video done to intentionally piss people off? I weep for humanity if anybody actually agrees with this.
dortsification 1 week ago
Can't tell if trolling, or just ridiculously retarded...
SaggyTurdMuffin 1 week ago 45
Ah, you had me going for a minute but then when I saw "feel the wrath of my loving God", I knew this is satire. Thank you for the laugh. Because everyone knows that abusive anger is the greatest form of love. Haha.
dragonhearted375 1 week ago
very good satire
ChaoticRupture 1 week ago
So god wrote the bible did he? he just got a biro wrote down 3,000 odd pages and dropped it down to earth, now all christians think everything in a book is true??? I have narnia on my book shelf but i dont believe that theres pixies and talking lions in the back of my closet!!!
TheMuzic4eva 1 week ago
dear...teacher. i am a christian to (without caring the religion part) and honestly i believe that this is a ''What are you saying?'' kind of video. if you do believe in God please start reading the book...start searching for the truth because what it is said in the church is not entirely true. i believe in Him. i believe that is a higher self that keeps me from harm but what you have has no solid ground...how can you prove someone else wrong if you can't even prove ME right? do more research
Manuela2387 1 week ago
lol :)
CrunchGirl123 1 week ago
lol ! I love this video. Glory to God ;)
116ab 1 week ago