puffy is poison part 2

[skitzrone]

lol ive yawhhoodd it lolol hahaha

[jobueno07]

funniest thing ive seen in a long ass time.

[ILuvMusic4real]

crock lmao

[oveid]

maybe it's just that they associated with puffy

[AfroTelevision]

true 

[pinkpornstar1]

I love Diddy (puffy) but this was Mad funny

[Eline9]

"Why couldn't you get Craig Mack a proactive commercial?"..."I mean, "Flava in the ear" is cool, but....uh...there;s no flava on the face"...lmao

[TheAsh88]

haha jesse jackson

[RnBaby9]

man maronzio i love u lol..u just too fucking real for diddy..me and u r like here with this..that bitchassness video diddy made was stupid and like u said u werent hating..stating facts is stating facts...u didnt go outta the way to say what a horrible human being he is, u just spoke the truth..where r all those artists diddy had *hearing crickets*...exactlyyyy

[r3velNm3]

warming up cassies bottle...lmao

[RandomentalTV]

Who wants to wipe Diddy's ass? Coming to MTV January 2010.

[hocoking123]

"who wants to drink croc?"

great videos

[VNSW]

u 38 and she's 8 lmao!

[atlantabanner]

It makes absolutely no sense to be that damn funny!!!!! I swear, I might not be able to walk for a week (since my side is phucked up from laughing so hard), but it's definitely worth it. You are THE BEST!

[34Illmatic]

On the Puffy thing, you weren't hatin at all--just stating facts. I have nothing against Puffy though. Secondly, you're hilarious. "thisworddontexistism". haha. If you ever come up to Canada (Calgary), I'm going look out for ya. Peace fam

[deljean]

Laaauuugghh ma mufucken ass OOOFFF!!! LoL he said Cassie 8!!! He said he's going to do a memorial!!

[GrimyTales]

lmao

[ChiSocialite]

this is hilarious

[soulreflect]

From Bitchassness to THISWORDDONTEXISTISM.....LMFAO

[juzwannasing]

I hope you don't dissapear because you tellin the truth lol your tooooo funny lol...that nicca is doin another makin the band about makin his band...fuc!!! when will it stop!!!

[jackkiee77]

i know i am NOT looking forward to "Making His Band" being on MTV!

[akaRizzle]

hes doing another making the band? lol

[PadroPadro22]

"I didnt get drunk off the Croc, i started dancin and wantin to sign ppl" hahahahah subbed jus off tht line

[Paradise2003]

I have tears in my eyes right now! You are too much!! "he just heated up Cassie's bottle" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

[ninosimone]

YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL

[CandyAcidReign]

added to my twitter.

[ratkins2323]

February 1998: Puff Daddy helps stage an event that leads to 9 deaths from a stampede accident. Apparently the event was overbooked.

This bitch is a soul snatcher for real. If I ever see his azz I'll just turn and walk in the other direction.

[missca120]

totally agree!!! lol

[bluchicdotnet]

#UnFollowDiddy cuz its tha real war on Mass Destruction

[firedoor24lips]

Dude... thats was soooo wrong... but soooo right at the same time.... I LOVE IT.... lmao!! awesome!

[ratkins2323]

lmfao dude is a damn pedophile

[Domini478]

Cassie is a grown woman, dumbass

[ratkins2323]

Wow! You seem really bothered by other ppl's opinions of this guy... What are you, his gay bitch or just a pathetic ass fan? Why would you be defending someone you don't know so hard? Who said I was referring to Cassie when I called him a pedophile? Ask questions or do your research before you make assumptions. And please don't direct any more of your negative, simple-minded thoughts and reasonings towards me.

[Domini478]

STFU bitch, this is a free country

[ratkins2323]

Anyway Cassie is still a little girl to me. Shows what your own standards for "grown women" are. I guess nude pics on the web and fucking a man damn near 20 years older than you with 5 children and a shitty track record are fine for you. Not to mention the fact that she's rumored to be a passed around whore. Google it. "Grown woman" LMAO. You sound like a little ass boy, in love with Diddy because he's sooo rich and in love with Cassie because she's sooo pretty. Fuck what's underneath it all.

[Domini478]

Cassie is 22 and the law is 18, so stfu bitch nigga

[ratkins2323]

That's all you can say? "stfu bitch nigga?" lmao. You want me to shut up now that I'm saying shit you don't feel like hearing? I didn't feel like being called a "dumbass" tonight. Didn't have any control over that. You better block me from now b/c you fascinate me. I mean I might just visit your little page every few days and leave a little message just to see how you react. Just to get a feel for who you are on some real stalker shit. Maybe I'll ride your ass just like you ride Diddy's.

[GrimyTales]

yeah but she looks 10. a man attracted to a 10 year old looking woman probably really likes 10 year olds.

[naiveaddictionz]

i agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ratkins2323]

You fascinate me. Did you grow up poor or something? Did you not have any decent women around as you were growing up (for example, your mother) to teach you the difference between a respectable woman who deserves defending and a damn golddigging trollop? Why would you direct such negativity towards me? Quit riding Diddy's ass. It doesn't look good regardless but if you're straight it really doesn't look right for you to be defending him so hard. (many people seem to think he is bisexual)

[kilowattz69]

at what point do you stop lettin dude EMBARASS &HUMILIATE U kimm????

he ain't N-E-V-E-R gonna marry u boo oh well... (sigh)

[kilowattz69]

this shit 2 funny!!!!!

Poor Kim Porter, I know she tired of hearing bout DIDDY & CASSIE fuckin'

Its like she don't even exist no more..

[JoJa00]

LOL I thought that alert video was in response to blogs talking about him huggin up on Cassie on Mother's Day

[ninalabelle2005]

Bravo!!! You are telling the truth. I'm not buying anything that has to do with Diddy, after what he did to new edition!! Hell naw!! Leaving New edition with less than 2$ to split among themselves after tall the work they did for the last album. Not to mention their last album lyrically was wack. But that's normal cause it's got diddy's name all over it!. He lost all respect I had for him thanks to what he did to new edition!!

[NubianGoddez]

This video is the truth!! I despise p shitty, p diddly his time will come, that kneegrow robbed too many people. that Craig Mack stuff was hilarious!!! funny video!!!

[Skrufff25]

Dude sounds like Mos Def!!

[KENDRAMILLION]

Hahaha Croc... It's not even technically vodka but I did get pretty drunk off it! LMAO "I got a lot of extra time on my hands"... And you're wrong for the Cassie diaper thing! Haha.

[lifeasatrucker]

Man you are the illist!

[jdfodio]

This is the funniest thing!

On Cassie:

She ain't talented. She could've destroyed her career on her own. Don't you have to know how to sing to be a singer? Isn't that a qualification? She'll be like ehhh uhhhh.

lol!

[jdfodio]

Dude you were telling the TRUTH about Poison Puffy. Forget those haters.

[emerse111]

You are hilarious!

I just wanted to let you know that you were NOT hatin' on Diddy!

What you did was spoke & speak the TRUTH, and that's what they couldn't take.

Keep on speaking the truth brotha' ......preach!

[jnsutton]

too funny

[Captnuendo]

your shit about craig mack was mad funny man... you are a comedic genius~

[Shinique04]

LMAO@ "I drank dat Croc... What is it Croc?" *Dies* U r a funny dude.

[sojogurl]

"you don't get signed to BadBoy and get dropped... you get signed to badboy and disappear, and they make x-files episodes about it."

LMFAO!!

[JAYCONWAY]

Craig Mack on ProActiv..LOL

[upsstc]

Mr. M, you are so FUNNY!!!

[akajess]

I thought i was the only one who felt puffy kills his artist careers .... and he promotes that non singing ass Cassie .... but kills his other artist off..

[chocolategoodness1]

and he promotes that non singing ass Cassie

_______

she sucks him dry that's why.

[bebe4c03]

"Every BAD BOY artist is on a milk carton" That shits crazy.. u funny

[JRock005]

Jay-z is also like Diddy.

[ratkins2323]

no kidding, with his infant wife and his little aaliyah/ rihanna/ teairra mari bullshit. someone needs to do a vid about his camel ass

[Jabbaro123]

Diddy stop rapping stick to what your good at and that's business.

[JameliaPugh]

this is hilarious!!!

[TisaRevamped]

All imma say is....iPods for the homeless....wtf!!! He need a prayer!!

[redbonehaitian]

lol i love how u talk about bitchassness is know a word but then u say jessiejacksonism and its making word that dont exist lol lmao

[TheSoctress]

"I drink that "croc," what is it croc, it's ah croc of shit!" LOL!

[micaiahty]

Lawdy, u r a hot mess! rotfl

[cocoa8872]

Better than the first one! I can't stop laughing!!

[jnel22]

I love this. you are too funny.lol

[chocolategoodness1]

rotflmfao!!!!!!! you stupid..

[Tendra]

i went back and watched the diddy video he was talkin bout and i was lmfaoooo smh this foo here is too funny lmfao @ crock of sh** and wantin to dance and sign ppl smh hilarious

[trublueone]

"Bitchassness raised the a level orange", LAUGH OUT LOUD! Diddy is wack and hasn't been relevant since Biggie died. We all know he rode Biggie's coattails for his own gain.

[Domini478]

If Diddy isn't relevant, why he is the 2nd richest man in hip hop, dumbass?

[Macleem]

being 2nd richest man in hip-hop doesn't pardon the truth that M.Vance is telling. "Bitchassness" is not a word. "vote or die" is a horrible marketing tactic.

[trublueone]

You are VERY FUNNY! I'm talking FTFO HILARIOUS!! Your Puffy rant is EPIC.

[thatbklyngirl]

heat up cassies bottle ROTFL

[mannholloway]

Awesome, truth man. You ever think of Writing for the Cartoon the Boondocks? You'd be a great addition.

[iTubeWeTubeTogether]

"They wouldn't get mad if it wasn't the truth." Keep speaking the truth boo boo.

[Zanni994]

naw you ain't hating boo...stand up for your first amendment rights and speak your mind. Lmao@ you can't have level orange for words that don't exist. OMG i love you. Besides as a comedian you don't have to explain shit. You speak your mind and fall where the chips may. You know what ppl don't know how to distinguish between being critical and honest and hating. Forget them. Be you! Keep smiling :-)

[Blackcherubim]

Lmao

[beautifulcdm]

you are too funny and speaking the truth!!!

[jenp27]

my favorite line "you gotta stop datin people you coulda created... your 38, shes 8"

the puffy rant is mos def your thing, should be your claim to fame!

[RyanDaKid87]

I Second That Motion!!!

[ballpark4]

lol

[javajive01]

I recently asked a friend what is Diddy's talent...what????

[KingKarl04]

LMAOOO

[hakaru1]

greatness

[bluecafe22]

hahaha... Fucking hilarious!!

[bigghost27]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vonnj007]

LMAO @ Croc didn't get u drunk it just made u dance!!!! and u know what they say...the truth hurts so people don't wanna hear it! anybody who knows betta knows what ur sayin is the truth! but the buying public are oblivious! they just follow what they're told to follow and like what they're told to like! but u are definitely funny as hell!

[emceemaka]

Spread that true knowledge. As a true Hip Hoppah, I appreciated the first vid and it is one of the few on my Favorites list. I also spread the knowledge to all my followers and my students as a tool for learning. Anyone using the word "hating" freely does not seem to have the ability to think clearly. Keep Hip Hop Alive. One, Maka

[menace2society86]

LOL I didnt think u was hating but u damn sure r funny...lol @ the proactiv & craig mack "no flava on the face" haha!

hey u got diddy to take time out of his "busy" life 2 address u...he knows it was all the truth thats why he HAD 2 speack on it....anyway ur funny

[tonydraws]

haha, this is good shit

[JBSauce]

"This is Diddy, I got a lot of extra time on my hands, 'cause nobody I'm discovering is being discovered by the rest of y'all."

Lollerz.

[SumsumShockout]

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoo

omggg ur too funny!

[sapphyre1483]

He said "I drank that Croc, what was it Croc, it was a Croc of shit!" LMAO!!!

[DatMami2Die4]

LMAO!!

[linZ82baby]

GET 'EM!!! (in Method Man Voice) lol :)

[anubious7]

LMAO! come back to Miami man, haha.

[AveIvy]

Bwahahahaha @who wants to wipe puffy's ass. LMAO.

[AveIvy]

LMAO @Craig Mack. He had some f'ed up skin.

[paperchase1986]

CIROC!!!! LMAO!!!

[dorothysdaughter]

lmao @ asked jeeves

he said he drank the stuff and started dancing and wanting to sign people

bwahaahahahaahahaha

[deslarue]

I love this shit...amazing....and true. lol

[Sha1988co11]

lmao

[DBears23]

Diddy should be one of our hidden treasures

LOL

HELP FIGHT MADE UP WORDS!!!!

[pimpin4ever305]

I Googled it. I Wikipedia'd it. I Yahooed it. I asked Jesus. LMAOOOOOO

[StokelyCarmichael]

He said I've asked Jeeves sweetheart lol...

[Yunglebron230]

LMAOOOO changing cassie's diapers

[JayEye015]

DAWG U MADE MY MORNING LMAO

[ankhenaten2]

doing it again .......and yes its funny

keep this type of quality up...

[boomswsh]

LMAO..."get Craig Mac for Proactive"....OMG!!!!ROFLMAO!!­!

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!! your not hatin, just tellin the truth;)

[KGdaArtist]

lol level orange you crazy man.....diddy seems like the type of dude that would say level tangerine or melon...my stomach hurts laughing at you

[jazdj04]

i love u man, too funny.

[martaajoku1]

lol omg moranzio you are soo

funny with all that money he

has i was surprised he did

that video too.

oh well.

[eb0nie]

lmao@ you 38...she 8 lmaooooo he had to warm up cassie's bottle..Classic!

[LuigiBoVer2]

I was laughing the whole way through. That Craig Mack Proactiv pitch was hilarious!

[BoyBlaze2002]

P.SHIDDY.