What it's really like to work at a music store pt.II

[panasonicyouth1985]

"Thanks, I like to play..."

[SpudCommander]

WHY DO YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME?

[masitocaruso1]

que gordo petero



[TheBrandonArndt]

That makes me lol.

[electrobussterr]

KORG ftw!

[electrobussterr]

You have one fucked up job.

[Juustokauppias]

It's like a.....psychotic dream. Lost in the never ending void.

[100PercentJoseph]

No description available.

[grancucui]

Lol

[MrSluggo666]

I worked in a music store once, thankfully it was small so i could chase people the fuck out !

[GabeAthouse]

Conlon Nancarrow is rolling over in his grave right about now. Also, Frank Zappa paid him a visit and said "See? I told you someone could play your etudes."

[fabioegoband]

it's jazz?

[RyfoMicol]

I used to work at a music store. The people that come in always wanna bang the crap out of the drums, denting the sticks and the heads, and everyone who wants to play guitar is wearing 87 different rings on each finger.

[Nellynoodlebums]

He's gutted beause they didn't play any metal.

[StonyRC]

Genius - I feel your pain. What was that music? Avant garde retro

[yoursaxman]

it's almost like Radio Keneally!!! ;)

[TheZombieBlonde]

This guy just became a meme.

[patsaxon]

This is so true! Every time I am trying out a new keyboard, there is alwasy someone playing too loud as I wish that they would give him head phones.

[antownz12]

i dont fucking get the point... ofcourse i understand if u just want to show a comedy but when u go over the line... it gets aweful

[jmania21]

I love how he's trying to snap a beat:P

[Hardwyre]

Working at a music store: 8 hours of being a fucking day care to spoil brats pounding on instruments while their mothers all shop next door at the grocery store.

[I6LOVE6GAMING6]

0:16 the "oh my god shut the fuck up before i kill your face" look.

[willisthygryphon00]

It's a joke. Stop being a bunch of dick towels and just laugh at the damn joke.

[SmileyGarrish]

Dude I feel your pain. Get out.....just get out......

[ltuomela]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[schlooterhead]

this is exactly what its like. people, how many hours do you need to go 'dweedly dweedly' on a guitar before you determine that its not the one for you!??!!??!!

[lonesoldier33]

Expression says "kill me now"

[MrButtys]

ahahaha when you started snapping, i started laughing my ass off

[LaBeJohnson]

this cracks me up. everyone just needs to go get a sense of humour.

[SuperAlienX]

oh i know that one! That's defiantly Miles Davis!

[mackles]

HAHAHAHA

[GabeAthouse]

the lost Nancarrow etude?

[AysoPVP]

HOW. DO. YOU. DO. THIS.

[tehgiles]

Highly attuned ear for music...probably still lives with mom...

[UnanimousDelivers]

Sounds very John Zorn.

[SuperTrey09]

its ASSid jazz

[TheGrottodevil]

i fucking die laughing everytime

[Deimiond]

Oh I feel these pieces. It's different to go to a music store and test something to buy. Many people, kids, go there just to play and "show off" and make store clerks hate Stairway to Heaven, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Paranoid etc..

[starsturncold]

can we be best friends?

[PivotWithBiscuitz]

Hipster

[monotow91]

i would shoot my self...

[Kelspitchenese16]

So this is what Satan listens to,lolol.

[Cr125rmxr]

People who are mad at these videos have never worked in a music store..

[nmeallin]

legend!!!!!!!! made my night watchin this

[babyyjennyy]

I love you

[iObsidian]

NIGGA.

NIGGA STOLE MAH RYTHM NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA STOLE MAH RYTHM.

[ACDCwarmachine]

SWAG!

[MyLifeChanger]

you should be fired

[foxman7727]

aaaaaaannnd... subbed.

[guypersonresidents]

that's called dubstep

[vswingz]

hahahah good videos, bro! : D

[Dickdale666]

the guy playing the piano should'v sticked with playing base.

And yes, this is a south park refference.

[sackomatik]

Turrible

[knight4linux]

Hahaha that horrendous! Do you listen to that every day?! How do you stay sane?

[MaryMartinezX92]

LMAO!!!! Good laugh! XD

[speeps84]

@mathewjmusic that's exactly what I do, only I can't play guitar so I go in the piano section and then play synthesizers.

[MustBeFiend]

@mathewjmusic they pay you to work at the store, not make comments, so i'll keep on making noise. ty.

[whosthatdrummer]

WHY IS HIPPO BUTT EXPLOSION ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH?!

[baxtersave96]

@mathewjmusic Great musician? You're a pompous ass.

[MrBuc128]

@mathewjmusic You are such an idiot.Damage the instruments? How by playing the wrong notes? If the sales people felt they were damaging the instruments they would ask them to leave.You really are a clown 

[grenadezeroone]

@MrBuc128 They might damage the instruments

[redoubt9000]

@MrBuc128 he means to say they will kill what little soul is left in em. Taking things literal I find to be dangerous! even exhausting.

[mario0318]

the musical stylings of Sun Ra

[coollord300]

hippo butt explosion.... wtf?

[CoolbreezeFromSteam]

When you just walk in and stare at the camera lens it looks like your trolling your own video and the other guy actually sounds good...

[cksmokemos]

it's a sad attempt to use the music store as a showcase for your half ass musical talent!maybe the people dont take the music part very serious.

[KevinErps]

do people in music stores stare at you for 23 seconds?

[nocturnalicon12]

no one ever plays together at a music store, get used to it or just quit.

[RindraRado]

Blech, blasted pop songs... all sound the same to me

[Phil86vie]

i hear strange noises in my head :)

[xDestroyTheFaithx]

you must acquire a taste for free form jazz ! :D

[metalhead813]

@xDestroyTheFaithx you read my mind from the future

[PennaPlanum]

@xDestroyTheFaithx Must you? Sounds like my favorite jass track "ANY NOTE'LL DO"

[x513xSparks]

@xDestroyTheFaithx TAX EXEMPTIONS!

[earthboundcruiser]

I think it would actually be funnier if you were some weird dude living in his mom's basement who posted nothing but horribly snooty and equally terrible Sebadoh and Joy Division covers on your channel...with perhaps the odd ode to Britney....cause you secretly believe she will see it and be smitten. But you can actually play and so I cannot laugh at you like I laugh at the snooty dude who works at Starbucks and thinks he's cooler than me...

[troyzarb]

That is effing funny!!!

[MrSongman71]

Ha!! I get it brother. I used to work at Tony's. I loved the times when I'd be doing my best to understand what the 80 year old piano teacher was looking for over the sound of the two 13 year olds doing their Neil Peart thing........ Your looking for WHO??!!!!

[slackmasterGeneral]

Some folks would call that "free jazz".

[cutefishyz]

somebody smash this guy

[MrHelpmeoprah]

i loled this is great! Thanks for the smile first thing in the morning

[2009ASGJPJ]

Sticker on the door of my store:"every nothing else metters played, makes 50 Cent for our CoffeeKitty...."

[xOM4Rth]

LOL it's very cool

[TheMandarklaughs]

you look like Sid from Skins

[Ryz0n89]

haha finger snappin was great. Pretty hipster attitude you have, but I can understand your sentiment when you have to work there.

[Spla5tik]

Steve Jobs sucks at music

[MrBoredatwork]

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[TheJunebug1218]

Dude, get the hell away from that piano!!

[Stormland]

LOL

[SuperFapable]

HAHAHAHA 

[StridentLobster]

You poor son of a bitch.

[WencesWasHere]

HAHA that's just hilarious.

[fusionz06]

These videos are awesome.

[johnvella]

these are the greatest videos ever. MOAR~!!

[rulfse123]

go out jogging, youre fat :S GOSH

[nickoninternet]

nice neckbeard tho

[CrackerJackLee]

i'd rather have several hours of accupuncture on my ear drums...

[tirolicuadoras]

hi torrente!

[Irideallamawithtoast]

I love being in guitar stores when theres an old dude in there and I pick up the nearest Dean and just start shredding and the old dude walks out of the store! Classic shit right there!

[personNumber0123]

@Irideallamawithtoast That's because the old dude has already heard your shit.

[Irideallamawithtoast]

@personNumber0123 Fuck off asshole if I wanted to have someone be a dick I would have asked

[personNumber0123]

@Irideallamawithtoast Nobody asked you to be a dick and yet here you are: "I'll pick up the nearest Dean and just start shredding." Your punk ass is what makes it difficult for a paying customer such as myself to demo new equipment. Pick up a Dean and shred it. Letting everyone know you can shred on a "Dean" is what makes it painfully obvious that you can't even shred cheese. Why don't you tie a .042 between your dick and your lip and shred that.

[Irideallamawithtoast]

@personNumber0123 Im not gonna take advice from some dumbass here on youtube, especially when hes asking me to do something with my dick, which frankly I dont believe is any any of your goddamn buisness.

[personNumber0123]

@Irideallamawithtoast WoW. You really told me.  I don't have anything for that, so you got me.

[drofenaz]

Do you have a Twitter?

[packetcreeper]

i really needed a laugh today - thanks for that!

[eduardo13rocha]

I love it when he starts snappin' his fingers. Ohh the irony.

[benniquaid]

I love how you just look at the camera while people butcher instruments behind you hahaha. I'm subscribing.

[DrumNBassHero]

is that a hip hop store?

[FiNNziDuploFilms]

That's some off-beat jazz alright.

[DinoDyl]

Why'd you let deaf people enter your store?

[plegentil]

that's Arnold Schoenberg's Op. WTF!?

[PRIESTWORLD]

dude u r 2 funny i often wonderd how yall do it..

weed lol

keep up the work bro

[BucksStudent]

It takes an idiot to say someone can't play well; it takes a guy with balls to show that someone can't play well.

[BucksStudent]

It takes an idiot to say someone can't play well; it takes a guy with balls to show that someone can't play well.

[JimTLonW6]

Oh, they don't write tunes like that anymore!

[MadSmokerBBQ]

Hilarious!!!  been there. Drum store.

[Galaxybr88]

lmfao!!!!

[Bulldog22031]

LMAO! You're face is priceless!

I keep thinking I want to work in the drum section of my local store, but then I go in there, and I remember why I most certainly do NOT .

[xKornare]

you rock

[MrBuc128]

Most of these guys working in music stores are like the comic book guy from the Simpsons.They are all sarcastic and snobby.Oh yeah you work in a music store making ten bucks an hour we're all very impressed. Instead of being an A hole why don't you help me make an informed decision on a guitar

[JohnnySneezes]

@MrBuc128 They're too busy making Youtube dollars.

[alt9001]

@MrBuc128 umad?

[Grimnance]

@MrBuc128 hell im impressed im gettin paid 8 bucks an hr doing construction



[ozena52]

@MrBuc128 Right on. My 14 year old sister recently went into our local guitar shop to buy me some guitar strings as a birthday present. The guy asked her what gauge strings she wanted and when she said she didn't know he was really shitty to her. Wow, what a big man you are, talking down to a child who doesn't even play. Pathetic arseholes.

[MrBuc128]

@ozena52 Wow that is bad . Even if she was a pro.The idea that you would talk down to a 14year old girl is pathetic.

[hooplablahblahblah]

@MrBuc128 Worst... Song... Ever.

[Ryfasol]

@MrBuc128 Most people who post and like comments like yours are uninformed dipshits who feel the need to belittle others on a video intended to make others laugh with harmless comedy. Why don't you go check out how well the guy in the video plays? He's an AMAZING musician, fifty times talented than you could ever hope to be.

You were given the ability to critically think, and it depresses me that you and so many others are incapable of using it.

[MrBuc128]

@Ryfasol Yeah I have no idea why you would think I would be interested in how talented the guy in the video is. The entire video is belittiling those that come in a music store and try out instruments.As if they have no right unless they are great musicians.

[motocarnage615]

@MrBuc128 He isn't belittling people holy fuck, if this isn't your sense of humor move on you miserable fuck.

[BootyBot]

@MrBuc128 they play like retarded monkeys

[DarkdeviI725]

@MrBuc128 Hes not belittiling anyone... 

[Xanaduswells]

@MrBuc128 shut up you shithead...

[Youaredildoz]

@MrBuc128 so mad

[st8pl8guy]

@MrBuc128

I don't have to be a lumberjack to know what a tree looks like. And I don't have to be Mozart to know when something is offending my auditory receptors. And that jackwagon banging away on the keyboard sounded like shit to me.

[averyellis]

@MrBuc128 I wanna give you a hug. Can I give you a hug?

[Cirnobyl]

@MrBuc128 While I do understand where you're coming from, as I do the same, I've gone to a music store once where a woman lets her three children of around 5 years of age just let loose on the acoustic drum sets and the amplified electric guitar. It gets to the point where they're not trying the instrument as if they're going to buy it; they're only playing because she can't find a cheap babysitter.

All I'm saying is, it gets extremely frustrating to have to deal with things like that every day.

[SooSiaal]

@MrBuc128 Ever seen people who can't drive a car take one on a test drive?

[MrMonkeyThumbsticks]

@MrBuc128 I think it is more belittling people who go in and start jamming on instruments when they have no business doing so. Aspiring musician? Great! But go in and strum a few chords, tickle a few keys, ask questions and get a feel but don't launch into an entire album especially when it is clearly poison to everyone's ears. It is not a practice studio, it is a place of business established to sell and give advice about musical instruments.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@MrBuc128

Lol, he's not saying there's anything WRONG with people of all skill levels coming in and trying the instruments, just that it probably gets annoying to hear day in and day out.

[MrLiquidDiamond]

@MrBuc128 i fucked your mom last night. :|

[Jawsmoker]

@MrBuc128 I'm glad that he posted a video that displays the shitty parts of his job, I bet you have annoying customers at your work too, It's not like everyone understands that they are annoying until they see a video like this.

[fatkid37]

@MrBuc128 Dude its funny, chill.

[ArseLoad0fMetal666]

@MrBuc128 really? i don't think it is, i think it is just stating the fact that it IS really irritating for the guys that work in the store to hear it day in and day out...thats the basic truth, imagine how pissed off u wud be

[BeerMoneyLive]

@MrBuc128 you're a jackass. this video is belittling people that hang out all day at music stores to have pissing matches with other guitar players. this particular video, dont know what that guy is 'playing' but its not very good, and it doesent sound like hes simply checking out all available features on that keyboard. This is the greatest series of videos i have ever seen!

[caterbuggy]

ur ugly...

[cloverman11]

dude i need to learn that

[rockstarofredondo]

I'd have killed myself already.

[parade]

hahaha, I love how people who are thinking about learning to play piano have to smash the keys to see how it sounds. Like it even matters, just go buy a 70$ walmart keyboard, it's all gonna be garbage till you learn not to suck so bad.

[bukakee1]

NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

[passerby500]

@bukakee1 i have heard that, smells like teen spirit and sweet home Alabama way too many times while at working, and mostly played badly.

it will forever haunt me now

[SenecaHighlander]

Actually, that's funny... and very true. I do it every day at a Corporate Chain Music Store...

[pendejadafcc]

fail..

[MinivanMegafun100]

Hey, is that Phillip Glass in the background?

[matirio86]

i really just can say: ,,Music..., music beginns where words are ending!'' (normaly^^)

but now i know how it was for my parents when i started playing guitar, ohh... and a few weeks later drums,too! ;D

[OtherRealmer]

Somewhat of a tip for all customers at stores like Guitar Center, Sam Ash etcetera:

If you're new to an instrument, for the love of all that is musical, don't play loudly. If at all possible, bring and use headphones. You'll be doing the employees a great favor.

[shazam15]

Wow. That does not look fun.

[MrFugums]

LOL He has to listen to this for 7 hours every day........o_0

[averyellis]

@CaptainNensho

Crap. Now your comment is going to make people go to averyellis . com and download our album for free to see if you're right!

Well played, mister.

[crazzykiphunter]

@CaptainNensho Just Die already CaptainNensho

[DizzyCurlz1998]

@CaptainNensho u know what? I know the guy who makes these videos and he plays pretty good! now seriously y cnt u just be nice/ I'm pretty sure u dnt play all that well either.

[gut64]

This kills me,

Oh ha ha ha ha

I still work in one and this is dead on : )

[twistymcslide]

you should totally be the new head crusher(Kid's In The Hall ) . im crushing your head ..

[ruelsmith]

Completely arrogant! You've got to be kidding me... You think you've never been struggling to learn an instrument? Did you pick up your instrument and begin playing Paganini on your first attempt? What an arrogant asshole. If you don't like it, find a new job.

[PerfectGlitch]

@ruelsmith I seemed to have missed the part where he was being really serious and where he claimed to be an expert musician. The point isn't that so much that they're bad, but that any remotely normal person in this store would probably go kill-crazy within a few minutes of this. The only asshole here is you for throwing a fit over nothing.

[ixSTRAFExi]

@ruelsmith actually yes I did pick up my instrument and began playing Paganini on my first attempt, because Im not some ass hole with no sense of humor like you, just saying get a life instead of trolling on videos dick (: