Wow, its like I want to listen to this and laugh at what the guys are saying but then you also have to listen to the song, and that hurts my ears....and now my head.
im sick of ppl trying to make dirty jokes they think are on par with louis ck's humor like hes going to read these comments and be like "you should come on stage with me!". theres a reason hes on stage and ur behind ur computer screen in the basement blogging on youtube.
@sam80jr1 That is so fucking true. Louis' filth is subtle and creeps up on you. The vast majority of the people on youtube are actually the butt of his jokes, far from being on par with him. They should just die.
@Changles actually u can since it means web log so logging any information in a public forum wud be technically a blog. so before you try to be funny by pointing out tiny hairsplitting mistakes like a child, circumsize ur baby sister and suck the blood
It sounds like one of this crap 80's song they'd play over a montage that ends with the guy and the girl wearing matching Wayfarers driving an IRoc-Z convertible into a summerset as the camera pulls away and the credits roll.
I'd be less embarrassed if somebody walked in on me while I was masturbating than I would if they caught me listening to this shit. Val needs an intervention for two varieties of indulgence.
Jimi Shitdick.
MotherNikita 2 months ago
i used to like Val Kilmer before i saw these 2 videos...
deewhyelayin 3 months ago
jimmy's "ew" killed me
LeaveDenbyAlone 4 months ago
Bo Dudley lol!
kcwarren01 4 months ago
Wow, its like I want to listen to this and laugh at what the guys are saying but then you also have to listen to the song, and that hurts my ears....and now my head.
MrTommYYZ 6 months ago
If someone writes a song that has "walking down the street" in it they should be killed.
MrTommYYZ 6 months ago
it makes me wanna kill a baby in the style of the ending to Caligula
dontleademsomuch 6 months ago
he's telling an american story!
77Fortran 8 months ago 2
"He's singing to the McDonald's menu" LULZ.
BatALash 11 months ago
im sick of ppl trying to make dirty jokes they think are on par with louis ck's humor like hes going to read these comments and be like "you should come on stage with me!". theres a reason hes on stage and ur behind ur computer screen in the basement blogging on youtube.
sam80jr1 1 year ago
@sam80jr1 That is so fucking true. Louis' filth is subtle and creeps up on you. The vast majority of the people on youtube are actually the butt of his jokes, far from being on par with him. They should just die.
ch1mpanzeethat 1 year ago
@sam80jr1 Dude shut up
Dan7yeah 11 months ago
@sam80jr1 Good one dude your really on par
Dan7yeah 11 months ago
@sam80jr1 you can't blog on youtube :(
Changles 10 months ago
@Changles actually u can since it means web log so logging any information in a public forum wud be technically a blog. so before you try to be funny by pointing out tiny hairsplitting mistakes like a child, circumsize ur baby sister and suck the blood
sam80jr1 4 months ago
Good fucking god!
lanser87 1 year ago
"Where? In Anytown USA? Shit-dick."
God I love Jimmy.
PixelPariah 1 year ago 2
this is worse than yoko ono if that's possible
michelleleawaldrop 1 year ago 3
we get it Cindy's terrific
JimmyPSX 1 year ago
The desire to shoot myself in the face is surpassed only by the desire to shoot Kilmer in the face.
spaceoreo 1 year ago 5
the first song is the worst thing ever made by a human.
oooBOOSHooo 1 year ago 6
Still better than Nickelback.
iamyourgranddaddy 1 year ago 15
Val obviously loves his daddy.
eezysqueezy 1 year ago
val sounds great. he's a patriot warrior poet....
eezysqueezy 1 year ago
They are recreating my exact inner monologue when I hear music this bad.
metasailor 1 year ago 2
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da FATMAN!
Terbyn 1 year ago
val looked like hannibal lector
liquid49286 1 year ago
-Steve C voice-
Th-that's terrible I'm sorry.
He's doing a terrible impression of Jim Morisson.
kamtiniyes 1 year ago
Van Kill-me: "Good GOOOOODDDD, You're everythiiiing to meeee...."
Jimmy: "He singin' to the McDonald's menu?"
sjfan1 1 year ago
Jimmy Ray Yawn.
thef13nd138 1 year ago
just because this asshole was in The Doors...
gunnare123 1 year ago
god i wish there were 20 parts to this. Louis is a master
shrookins 1 year ago 2
The only people who listen to this are being interrogated in Guantanamo Bay.
yermomsboxx 1 year ago 5
'He looks like a snake that's just eaten'
1844Freddy 1 year ago
sriously he let his role as Jim Morrison go straight to his fucking head.....no, val, ur no damn poet, not even a descent faux poet
carlo88moe 1 year ago
Sounds like a "Peace Frog" rip off, almost.
LightmyWay23 1 year ago 4
Hahaha This is worse than russel crowe.
moroney88 2 years ago 2
This music makes me wanna pull an Ed Norton at the end of Fight club
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago 25
this music has given more joy than most shit on the radio, i'm pissing myself
keflar5 2 years ago 3
Am I the only one who can't handle listening to shit like this music, it's fucking painful
boothesquirrel 2 years ago 3
Makes me want to put a bullet through my left eye...
Mashiki 2 years ago 2
What the fuck is the song about? His chick? His dad? The country? War? He's just rambling like a dummy
Another guy surrounded by too many yes men.
oapartyrock 2 years ago 9
fucking awful. ill never watch another val kilmer movie again. i never knew he was such a dickhead.
StevieWondersWhy24 2 years ago
sweet jesus that's bad. that original song is awful. fucking hell.
PoilishedMahogony 2 years ago
I'm fighting with everything within me to not slit my jugular.
ghede13 2 years ago 4
this horseshit wouldn't have gotten old Val to the second round on american idol
informer101 2 years ago 3
True, but that's because he's not a fat chick or an effeminate homosexual.
His obvious lack of talent and love for clichés would probably actually be a plus..
deinse81 2 years ago 3
He would have been one of the shit contestants they would show for laughs at the beginning.
At best, he could hope to play the malls like William Hung.
OboxerU 2 years ago
this piece of diarrhea on cd should have been on the roadhouse soundtrack with cancer swayze.
leshager 2 years ago 2
It sounds like one of this crap 80's song they'd play over a montage that ends with the guy and the girl wearing matching Wayfarers driving an IRoc-Z convertible into a summerset as the camera pulls away and the credits roll.
OboxerU 2 years ago 2
A "summerset"? You mean they flip the IRoc over? You silly goose.
johnclavis 2 years ago
Meant "sunset" but yes, I was a silly goose that day.
OboxerU 2 years ago
quite incredible. why,val?
blatspanner 2 years ago
What a fucking douche-cunt.
ToruKun1 2 years ago 2
I'd be less embarrassed if somebody walked in on me while I was masturbating than I would if they caught me listening to this shit. Val needs an intervention for two varieties of indulgence.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 5
The blues legends are rolling over in their graves.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago 3
GOOD GOD...STOP SINGING!
Josh111485 2 years ago 2
Clichèd douche.
ryanlock2u 2 years ago 2
His singing makes me want to chug bleach and chase it with ammonia.
ajr4888 2 years ago 5
Do it. It would be pretty metal.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago 5
he sucks at guitar so much and singing.... UGGGGHHHH lol
Adam44516 2 years ago
guitars should be harder to play
mrnogoodnick 2 years ago 55
@mrnogoodnick
HAHAHAHAAAAAA LOLZ
TheRealJadeSpade 1 year ago
madmartigan from Willow was cool...
aphexaic3213 2 years ago